Just a Celeb Thread
Just a Celeb Thread
ANY celebs?
a celeb I can get behind, sideboob queen
Pretty Lizzie
thats the one
she got the pretty gens
Man I looove Lizzie titties
there is no need to be upset
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shhhhhh, it's quiet time.
I-It m-m-m-m-m-m-must b-be s-so annoying f-for th-the m-millions o-of unfortunate m-m-m-men w-who c-c-can n-never h-hope t-t-to get a-a-a-a woman l-like m-m-m-my Vic...
Kys bd
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@ the shit state of this thread
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>there is no need to be upset
all I ever wanted was a Lizzy to nap with me
but then he won't feel constant creepling emotional pain, user. don't be silly
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? she's not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? she's not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? she's not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
(OP)
i have to share what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
>she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? she's not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
DON'T give up on your dreams!
>Come home.
>See this.
>Turn around, leave and call the police.
what i live today
>end my day of work
>go to the gas station on the way home
>recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
>still buy tho
>the reason is her...
>nathalia
>beautiful latina
>black hair n light brown eyes
>her smile and voice bring joy in my day
>9/10
-she got the evening shift since the last month
>always have short but interesting discussion with her (i don't want to bother her during work)
>i think today i will ask her number
>arrived in the gas station
>do NOT see nathalia
>ANGERYYY.JPG
>IT'S FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
>the manager of that gas station
>HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
>everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
>with his retarded voice he say "GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG"
>god i hate his voice
>take a bunch of chocolate bar
>"good choice, those are my favorite"
>GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
>"y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why shes not working?"
>"nathalia? she's not sick. I had to fire her"
>WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAT
>she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
>i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
>i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
wut
lil Ari's favorite lipstick color is hot minjung!
I hope Madds gives you a fatal case of Herpes
That VJ is nice tho.
>Herpes
Herp, we just call it herp now, grandpa.
That VJ is nice tho.
lil Ari went to the store New York Revlon and
she was trying out each lipstick color!
and derp
Merry Christmas to all the schnoekies in the pumpkin patch
You too
Eeep! Eeep!
Eeeeeep!
eep
hello? anyone out there?
Cute dog I guess
Just a big void here basically.
no, it's just ghosts and forest critters
what the fuck is wrong with you?
can one of you queers suck my cock for these celebs?
It's not Christmas?
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
'Tis the season to be jolly
Tralalalala-la la-la la la!
I can see it in your eyes
in Australia maybe...? lol
I long for the void actually so that works for me
wow user I definitely did *not* anticipate that one
Kys bd
Kys bd
Shut up bootsy
I can see it in your smile
wait is that B-rad's girl?
#shaveballs? Lonnie or lannie or whatever? damn she looks good if so
someone plz explica esté a mi por favor
I'M GONNA LAUGH
Time to get some dinner. Cya anons
WHY AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS LEAKING NEW NUDES?!
SHOW ME THE FAMOUS TITS!!!!!
I want to have sex with AOC.
get her some Vaseline for them lips while you're at it
me too :o
lol that is her
Leak the Natalie Portman nudes!!
you'll be able to in a few years when soros or whoever pulled the strings to get her elected is done having their fun and she's forced to move back to Williamsburg and tend bar again. that pussy will be the hottest ticket in town for about 3 years then she'll fade into obscurity and that's when you'll have your chance bruv
>Leak the Natalie Portman nudes!!
Kys bd
God I wish that were me.
She's Ava Sambora, I know nothing about her other than she sexc in a bikini.
then lil Ari passed her rear end into her car
and sped off!
settle down little fella. let's not get carried away here
oh shit... Heather Locklears daughter. she looks almost identical to that girl who was banging her teacher in that huge scandal that Yea Forums found out about and exposed back in 2015. I have a screencap. #shaveballs
They look a lot different to me, but I do remember the shave balls things lmao
Oh, Emma
well she looks much different now. some hating ass faggot makes threads like once a month trying to bring Brad down because brads wife forgave him, they had a baby, and since lannie or whatever her name is was legal age, Brad got in no legal trouble. he also lost like 90 lbs, is straight up diesel now and looks like a male model (no homosex) and is also a commercial airline pilot now, this dude who OPs these threads just can't accept that based Brad got away with it so he tries to recruit other anons to ruin the dude even tho everyone already knows lol. anyway he posts recent pics of the girl so next time he does, I'll save them and show you. she looks way more like ava now then she did then. I think so anyway heh. you think he was in the wrong or what?
fucking kek you fag
this thread is shit
anons in this thread are shit
I'd probably kick his ass if he were with my daughter but I don't think he was wrong, if his wife can't keep him interested that's her own problem, it's a doggy dog world and if he wants to fuck his sexy students so be it. You hear stories all the time of female teachers sleeping with their students and it's no big deal at all.
merch!
just nod if you can hear me
next lil Ari found herself at Ron's Good-Ass
Burgers on 5th and she nibbled away slowly on
a large salad!
soon
well yeah if it were my daughter that's a different story. that's why you don't have a daughter in the first place ya poopdick. that's rule 1
5 minutes later and three boys were promptly
put to shame as each came forward and
tried to put the roundup on lil Ari!
MERCH NIGGU
M
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C
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we want her to star, not direct, right?
I've lost what little respect I had left for this dumb cunt after she threw a cunt fit when she got bested and fucking clowned on by a 16 year old then cried like a babby about it for a week straight then a month later she announces that she's now a porn director and how we shouldn't take sex and our sexual identities so seriously and "it's just sex". I wouldn't piss on her with the yellowest of sour piss if she got stung by a man-o-war and was on fire tbh
I'll be damned if I spend my life raising someone's else's cock sock.
>she got bested and fucking clowned on by a 16 year old
Backstory? lmao
the person who "hacked and blackmailed" her was a 16 or 17 year old kid. he was a straight savage too lmao you should read all the chat logs if you can find them. and yes now you get it about the daughter kek
i wanna bleach that beautiful spic
SHE'S GOT PHIL COLLINS FROM THE DIRTY BURGER TO HER LEFT LMAO
they tried to succeed where other men have
failed! to tame on lil Ari! with a rope and a
mouth bit to lead her on! no! the large black
bunny remains untamed! get awayy, with a
laugh lil Ari told one! another acted in a
snobbish manner and lil Ari dispatched him
hard! the third, he was shelled shock from
the approach! his boldness was exhausted
immediately from lil Ari's presence! and a
simply implicit nudge from lil Ari's top lip sent
him scurrying away like a little rodent back
into his hole!
...
>stop crying before i burn you with my cigarette again
Hello. Can I haz cuddles please?
wew lad
That face has to be photoshopped
she's really suckin that thing down, meanwhile he's got the pax compact neatly stowed in his fist, no one the wiser
>just got *snapped* by my #1
ouch. haven't felt pain like this in like 3 days
x3
bout to shit my ass lads
>he's got the pax compact neatly stowed in his fist, no one the wiser
naw, its a remote for the vibrating buttplug thats in her ass. she makes him control the speed
Daddario tumtum is yumyum
taking notes from Hillary Duff are they? I like that. a lot in fact.
>daddario
yes
>tumtum
YES
me on the left
is there anyone at home
If she had a dick, I would
show ur tits bitch
I can also just give her my load on her lips.
Dove DSL and tiddies. Nice
not with your protein deficient semen
kek'd I like you user
s a v e d and c h e c k e d
how can choco celebs ever hope to compete?
I thought I saved that from you tho
They don't really.
You never know til you tried.
keep dat trips train rolling
nope
Hey you
keep dat rih train rolling
pls
this is the cutest one from the set
>when she sees your dick and wants to dive on it
I miss it more than you could ever comprehend but I'm not joining your shitty server you two bit fucking nigger
dubs cluck em
>4321
dafrig is going on here boyz
pixel upgrade n check'd
Bored? The hottest lewdds of traps and females here, come have fun!
discord gg/4wrBtH8
this guy gets it
checked
Love seeing that cleave.
don't tell me what to do
qute
thats gotta be in my top 15 most tempting zips of all time
I actually think dis one is the most qt but that's just me mayne
hola
danke
but
I said pls
do manners mean NOTHING anymore
How are you today qt?
Yeah boiiiiiiiiii
shadaap
only top 15? don't make me angry
Why? they look great. :(
that one is after you "serviced" her
>Yeah boiiiiiiiiii
trips cheek em
iiiiiiiiiii
oh I like that
>anyafu.png
...
i fucked her in high school
do you think she knows she's rich off of men wanking to her?
bump
>wants to be hardcore, but feminism doesnt let her
most beautiful queen of my cock
...
What happened?