Lads i just had my biggest chad moment ever

Lads i just had my biggest chad moment ever
What do i do on the date?

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best pick up line = strawman with a line.

>best

IQ = 20, u don't get a date. dream on.

Bring your own pasta in a tupperware container, pull it from your coat pocket when you're seated.

Did she respond to this yet?

Hack her phone, download her nudes and expose her on Internet
In person sex is overrated, when you can always wank yourself to her nudes

look at this basement dweller

We just talked about photos and work

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Listen to what she says, try asking her relevant questions, take her somewhere nice but not too expensive (I find a romantic place, a bottle of wine and a blanket best) and at the end make sure to bite her dick off

You sir

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What is this? Tinder?

You

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It's not a date until you have a place and time.
Say something like... you like pizza? I know this great place, let's meet up there tomorrow.

Then set the time... then continue talking about other shit

> get a woman to be in the same room as you
> we don't see her reply
> a chad moment
the bar for being a chad is set pretty fuckin low these days. good fucking heavens. congrats and all, beta faggot, but let us know when you're balls deep in her. that's real a chad moment.

>2019
>still thinks "chad" is a good thing

shiggy

Yes

We're texting now
We agreed on a place for a drink

>ordered food in the tub
fat alert

Can you post her face wanna see if she cutie or nah

You're fucking cringy as hell dude

T virgin

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Dear god make sure you drink alot OP this gonna be borderline rape for you she ugly af

It gets worse! Her bio says learning to play squash lmaooo

She looks wholesome

she pretty cute. good luck, fellow T.O user

Just go have fun. Get some drinks, walk around. No pressure. Don't obsess over everything, don't be an idiot. Girls just want to have fun

She looks nice and mature, im sure you'll do fine brother

lmao good one friend. sex does get boring after a while but man it's still good to grab a handful of tit or ass anyday

She looks like the type to enjoy pegging. Since OP is a faggot, that shouldnt be a problem.

8/10 would settle down and start a family with

Damn that bitch is like 40, watch out she's gonna get you to impregnate her.

Are you tarded bro? It says 26 right there next to her name.

That is a chad moment? I'm glad I never used tinder.

Seems mom worthy

Looks more like 36. Maybe she has just had a rough life in Tdot. Or a bad photo.

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She seems easy going so I would say just have fun and be humorous. Looks like it will be hard to fuck it up.