waifu
fate is trash
Waifu
Carson Lewis
Dylan Murphy
claiming mai poster
Henry Diaz
Brody Hill
I will destroy waifu.
John Johnson
Meanwhile at 7" gang
Dylan Ross
I love celeste!
I can't fuck everyone at once!
soon enough, but he's obsessed with my dick size
Lucas Baker
Just give him ur dick size already
Brody Lewis
Kei has a 3.5" dick
Chase Stewart
What the fuck did you just fucking say about mai loli waifu, you filthy gaijin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Lolicon Kawaii Corps Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the government, and I have OVER 9000 confirmed loli threads on Yea Forums, specificaly Yea Forums. I am trained in waifu warfare and I’m the top loli collector on the entire Internet. You are nothing to me but just another moralfag. I will b& you the fuck out of Yea Forums with 2d lolita with the cuteness of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking threads. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over IRC chat? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yea Forums users across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flooding of loli to your E-Mail inbox, newfag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "Shota-Con". You’re fucking dead, underage Yea Forums& & Yea Forums&. I can DDOS anywhere, anytime, and I can retrieve your personal info in at least one hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hacking skills. Not only am I extensively trained in DDOS attacks, but I have access to the entire fags on Futaba channeru, ni channeru, and Yea Forums and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out the tubes of the Internet, you little .S.J.W. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will be shiting dick nipples and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead DQN, go back to Tumblr.
Jaxon Miller
Ethan Peterson
Hallo. What's going down?
Adam Bennett
He's lying about that. I asked his ex gf. He apparently has an average+ size.
Luis Walker
Dubs from God himself. Nice.
Jaxson Baker
Jackson Walker
Sup lord führer.
Kayden Cooper
Nah I've seen it
Samuel Ramirez
I DON'T WANT TO GET A RULER AND MEASURE MY DICK GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
hey hitler
Christopher Gray
DO IT YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
lies
Hunter Gutierrez
I actually have
Small like kokichi's would be
Daniel Powell
I'm good, how are you?
How's it going?
Josiah Perry
disgusting faggot
Hunter Hall
Nathan Carter
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Mason Cook
Meanwhile at big dick gang
Kevin Jackson
I'd rather just send a dick pic honestly
Well
i feel alright, but i do feel a bit sick
Matthew Gray
Am fine, just woke up, petted my deutschen Schäferhund, read a line out of my favorite holy book, "Mein Kampf" and then had some Sauerkraut from yesterday.
Send it to me!
Isaiah Scott
Post it here.
Jacob Fisher
Fuck off, that whoring french boipussy is mine
Alexander Hernandez
Hello
Camden Scott
I don't have you on discord
No
Cooper Cook
If they are a whore they likely will not be only yours.
My girlfriend is around here somewhere.
Hello.
Adam Martin
Jesus christ.. what a gigantic nigger cock are u hiding.. fucking hell..
Jordan Martin
Weak.
Jonathan Robinson
What's up?
Excuse you?
Cameron Turner
here
Joshua Jones
That's easily fixed. Yumi#5563
I'm gonna tear your entire ass off. Go 69 with fucking kokichi. The faggot needs it.
Alexander Butler
That's a shame, I hope it's nothing serious.
Sounds nice, I always wanted a whole pack of those glorious beasts. Do you think it's too early for a bit of schnapps?
Brody Barnes
Forward the pics
Jeremiah Foster
Check ur own pic. That's a fat dick in those pants.
This one looks more girly..
Definitely not! Verdauungsschnaps is always allowed.
I don't have u either u tard. Or do I?...
Camden Jenkins
I'm upset about a blemish on my lower back. I can't seem to get rid of it. I also have not slept in 2 days. Good morning.
Hello.
My ass is to stay attached to my body. Show me to Kokichi so I may begin.
Ian King
You wouldn't
Just post them here
Colton Sanchez
Hi.
Parker Long
Shouldn't be
i hope
Jackson Fisher
Why are you staring down there?
Good grief man get some sleep! Sorry to hear about your back, I have my own problems too thanks to excessive heavy liftening
Easton Moore
Carter Young
Ey u ugly faggot, go fuck this nigger
Daniel Kelly
Dude, u are holding your crotch in my face.
David Ross
/faggotfu/
Blake Clark
Beg your pardon?
Adam Green
Up late?
I can't sleep. Skin issues?
I see.
Hello.
Angel Anderson
gross
Owen Rogers
No, something about disks in my spine or whatever
Elijah James
i always tend to be. yourself?
Bentley Walker
Phahaha, I love how you just keep trying to have a normal conversation. Alright, then. How are u?
Gross yourself u aussie trash. I got the pic btw. He actually send it.
William Miller
this but with me as shuichi
Elijah Perez
Hi
Size?
This but me as kokichi
Connor Cook
That is not good. Please take care of yourself. Disk slippage and further issues can cause permanent damage from what I understand.
Up for a few days. I will sleep eventually.
Jason Price
Ooookaaay? I'm okay-ish, back is killing me tho
Jonathan Phillips
bigbadbuffalo.bandcamp.com
Just the icing on the cake?
There's
not a lot of people
who agree with me
I don't really mind at all
to be
honest with integrity
Jackson Torres
ah thats probably not good foryou...
Chase Rodriguez
Problem is the curvature.. looks like a 14-15. If it was straight, maybe 16-17.
I got hung up with getting dick pics. Whenever I'm trying to do something all my other chats turn into autopilot trash talk.
Dude... ah.. whatever. nevermind.
Chase Evans
Oh there you are. Hello. I love you.
You're right.
Adrian Cruz
nigger lover?
Isaiah Perez
So average?
Boring
Anyway, I'm gonna sleep
William Phillips
Good, but I'm all out anyway.
Probably it's nothing, yeah. I remember eating some dodgy takeaway once, a really sweet cake that the thought alone makes me gag, combine that with a fever, mann. Fever and food poisoning combined into one, and I had to write an exam at that time.
Checked.
Nice trips.
Eli Scott
so why not try sooner?
Zachary Flores
i regret to inform you that my heart is spoken for
Caleb Perez
Evan Barnes
Anxiety.
Jose Gomez
So I've been told as well.. even advise against heavy lifting but hold habits die hard
Interesting..
Excuse you?
Thank you,Fuhrer
Michael Jackson
That's fine. I'm glad things worked out.
Sebastian Young
cringe
you cant hide i see right through you life loser!
Jack Martinez
ah sorry to hear. that sort of thing is always miserable.
Nicholas Ortiz
Okay?
Camden Butler
youtube.com
god only knows if they have
Evan Ramirez
nigger lover, tfu.
Josiah Fisher
Does it hurt when you lift?
As am I but we must persevere. How are you?
Isn't this your adventure? I may have misunderstood you. Haven't you gotten the girl?
Christian Wright
I'm gonna go kill myself now
Isaac Perry
youtube.com
Depends on how heavy the object is
Nicholas Howard
i wouldn't say i've gotten anything but a bit of back and forth yet
Benjamin Sanchez
Jordan Jenkins
relaxing atm. is nothing terribly exciting i assure you.
Jayden Clark
I can't help myself. How are those not dicks?
Christopher Collins
Use common sense. If it hurts in a not good way stop doing it.
That's more than nothing. Don't give up .
It's molestation time.
Mason Myers
well good luck with that.
Joseph Williams
But they're not
I'm only going to lift if need be anyway
Josiah Rivera
Fine.. I still don't trust that crotch
Brandon Davis
How can a dick even fit in these shorts?
Cooper Morgan
Now u are just fucking with me. That's another dick crotch.
Joseph Morales
I need your help.
Good.
Isaiah Parker
Let's go
Mason Gomez
What the hell is with that image?
Indeed.
Cameron Sanchez
Im just a stranger on the internet tho.
Elijah Cox
It would be a bit difficult and uncomfortable, but still managable.
Xavier Roberts
Aren't we all?
The fuhrer has spoken!
Parker Davis
Just wanted to display how a dick can hide anywhere.
Noah Flores
yes more or less.
Landon Rivera
Squad up.
That's part of what makes it exciting.
David Ortiz
i dont feel I could help properly is all.
Xavier Jones
That has to be a micro dick if you're telling me you're hiding one there
Ryder Wright
Well then I can help you.
Chase Brown
I dont think I require help for anything tbh.
Matthew Gutierrez
I'm running out of options here. May I service you?
Julian Torres
Nah, there isn't one. The sabers use magical, detachable futa cocks.
Nicholas Powell
Fate sure is weird
Benjamin Green
nope. the only thing i need right now is a good breakfast tbh
Noah Lee
I could do that. Eggs, potatoes, maybe some bacon and toast. Nothing particularly special.
Blake Cruz
that would be amazing. i dont have any tatos tho.
Luke Garcia
Duh, I didn't just write it's trash into the OP for fun.
Adam Carter
Bags of diced potatoes are $3 at Walmart. You can use it to make 2-4 servings of hash browns with 3-5 eggs each time.
Grayson Sullivan
i dont have a walmart anywhere near me. that and prices for much of anything are expensive here because cali is cool like that.
Matthew Smith
a
Jackson Long
Oh.
Ryan Morgan
b?
Landon Green
Interesting
Sebastian Young
its ok. i can starve a little and calling it that is probably exaggerating a bit heh
Carson Gray
Adam Cox
x
Adrian Price
Seeing this is still better than being blind
Elijah Diaz
Michael Wright
That's not good. You must eat.
Nathaniel Bennett
and you must sleep!
Landon Gomez
I will try.
Ian Brown
Good you need it. more than a day is bad for you.
Zachary Kelly
Nearly a week of no sleep and you start to hear and see shit. I've been there
Sebastian Fisher
show tumko
Jaxon Diaz
SHOW TUMKO NOW
Eli Moore
RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
Dylan Phillips
my waifu has wifi
Ayden Bell
x
Colton Hall
y
Wyatt Taylor
never been there.it sounds bad
Joseph Perry
show tumko queer
Kevin Jackson
Going to sleep was a salvation
Jace Turner
Speaking of which, I will go lay down seeing as the thread died down
Cameron Rogers
huh?
heh i imagine so!
Luke Morgan
SHOW TUMKO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Hunter King
...
Adrian Nelson
don't play dumb with me
Sebastian Reed
ive only been polite.
Joshua Diaz
let's drink
Evan Kelly
no. too early.
Xavier Moore
i want tomo's tumko and i want it now
Julian Moore
u suck
Adam Campbell
google exists then my friend.
I am aware yes.
Levi Scott
cunt
Eli Hernandez
ouch.
Jack Reed
[Introduction Nevada]
I'm a right wing man in a left wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
its gay Tuesday so lets dance the night away
time to get fruity and pound your booty (OH! OH!)
I'm a fat racist man out here doin' what I can
order me a round of apple 'tinis
[Chorus cirno]
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (YUSS!!)
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (YUSS!!)
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (WOAH!)
[verse-1 Nevada]
I tie my neckerchief
I adjust my hat
see another man's ass
yeah I want some of that
[verse-2 cirno]
Every time you pass by
you make me say oh my
Have some lube in a tube
yeah its lewd time (NO! NO!)
[verse-3 Nevada]
I'm the big gay
No one can take that away
make it rain at the gay bar [x2]
[Chorus Cirno]
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (YUSS!!)
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (YUSS!!)
Shoot your cummies on my tummy OwO (WOAH!)
[Outro Nevada]
I'm a right wing man in a left wing land
Capitalizing, blood pressure's rising
its gay Tuesday so lets dance the night away
time to get fruity and pound your booty (OH! OH!)
I'm a fat racist man out here doin' what I can
order me a round of apple 'tinis [x2]
Nolan Gutierrez
I'm back, where is everyone?
Henry Nelson
we need more of this for other waifu posters
Ryan Hernandez
8 full hours of sleep I feel great.
Good morning everyone
Carson Ramirez
in my dream i talked with Kei-chan
i hope you're feeling well
William Edwards
hi
was it a nice dream
Jayden Morris
Feeling like being less edgy today
How have you been?
you dont look to good
Julian Evans
yeah it was okay
i liked the part where we talked again and it felt like he wouldn't disappear for another 2 weeks
i've only just now realized it's been 11 days since i last talked to him. i feel like it's been longer
that sounds good
i'm okay. a little tired, but that will pass
i'm OK
David Robinson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Brody Wood
o-oh, sounds kinda rough.. well i hope they're back soon and stuff
how're you?
Eli Robinson
What's wrong?
How much sleep do you usually get?
Logan Barnes
yeah, it'll be okay. soon enough, something good will happen, i know
i'm okay. i got up early as you can tell, so i'm a bit tired but it's nothing bad.
i've had an average of around 10-12 hours this past summer but i should get used to that not being the case
Xavier Allen
spider
Nathan Campbell
Brandon Thompson
Hiya
Dominic Lee
You missing someone?
10 is good 12 may be a bit much, I've heard too much sleep can be just as bad or worse than too little.
Best to keep it regular and the same every night, that's how I managed to get so far, by having a concrete sleep schedule
Wyatt Johnson
Where?
Isaac Ross
yea!
any reason you're up early? glad you're feeling okay
Anthony Gonzalez
Hi pooch pounder
You do anything interesting lately that doesn't involve degeneracy?
Nolan Sanchez
bye
>You missing someone?
yes i am
yes, i guess so, but i don't really have anything else to do in the 2 hours of extra sleep.
unfortunately i'm not as free to sleep at good times unlike yourself
yeah
i have to go help with something again. thanks
Carter Bell
>Hi pooch pounder
>You do anything interesting lately that doesn't involve degeneracy?
Let's see, over this week.
I volunteered at an animal shelter, I help a friend out with his martial issues, I'm working on getting a better job so I can get in a better position in life. If I get the job I'm targeting, I'll probably junk my current car for a new one.
I got a new FwB but she is probably only going to be that way for a few months because her personality is taxing to be around. I've been hitting the gym much better now that I don't have to worry about people coming to the gym armed. Currently doing a bit story writing.
You?
Kevin Jenkins
!
alright, hope that goes well
goodbye, have a nice day
Mason Hill
inmapants
Logan Rodriguez
A whole lot of nothing, been doing paper working and calling people to makes sure my student loans are all in order ready to start the next semester.
With my manga I have been stuck trying to come up with a character aesthetic. If incan get the outfits incan do the rest, but I need a style for my protagonist especially, she need to be very recognizable.
Juan Gomez
hmm
Austin Ross
Who are you missing?
I wasnt free to do so I just made sure to make my scedual that way. Had to give up some hour and work, but it pays off in the end you can get alot more work done with a good sleep schedule.
Christopher Sullivan
Hmm
Easton Peterson
I think you might be too focused on something a bit minor atm. What about story boarding your panels so you aren't spinning your wheels atm?
Cooper Powell
i never understood how people could sleep for so long
Lucas Davis
Nicholas Sullivan
xD
William Cooper
New thread?
Juan Robinson
New thread when?
Jordan Turner
...
Samuel Gomez
...