Be me

>be me
>14f hormonal mess
>go to family reunion
>see The One
>fourth cousin 17m
>showers me in compliments
>looks at me how no one else does
>could this be my taboo dream come true?
>stuff feelings for four years
>legal now
>todayistheday.exe
>I tell him exactly on this day in history how I feel
>he feels the same
>squeal.mp3
>says next time I see him I can get a peck on the lips
I may be shunned by my family if anyone finds out but this is my sick dream come true
I made it Yea Forumsoys

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nice pics or it didn't happen

tits or fuck off you vapid fucking cunt

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Currently downloading a photo metadata remover. Will update with a pic in a minute.

Yea Forums does that automatically.... all exif is removed

I wasn’t aware. I’m new to these boards. As promised, here it is.

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nice larp retard

thought you were posting titties ... now i am dissapointed ... :/

well are you?

Timestamp or fake

ugh, fucking cringe

nice titties - post pussy too

Now post feet to make it official

Of course you're fat. Go to a gym you fucking disgusting fat piece of shit

Don't let your dreams be dreams femanon OP. God speed!

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That’s hilarious! You can’t even tell from the photo, I’m actually 121 lbs. skinny fat, yes. Fat? If you say so, lol.

Timestamp on paper

you're perf.

if u actually a girl, snap me @devilstofu

Look! its All Might :o

Look like fake tits in a bra. I smell a trap fellas.

He live near you?

Thank you, kind weaboo

Trap by a trap? Interesting and intriguing..

Can't delete the internet

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Then post a full body picture fatass

Unfortunately, he lives across the country. *sigh* some day. Some day.

you really shouldnt tell her before after she is done posting ... we also already know who she is, but we are not telling her, are we?

Lmao hey my girls into the daddy daughter shit sadly she into the shit animu like Naruto (tryna fix that) so i lucked out. But you struck gold homie. Fr God Speed.

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I am not "we", friendo

4th cousin is 100% fine you're barely related
>I'm new to these boards
I could tell

now post those titties

Weeaboonon again, hey, it'll just make it that much more amazing when you finally get to get breeded by your relative.

Wait did she post tits and then instantly deleted it? Fucking women

Pics right here mayne

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Haha I’m about to get b& and probs catch a case but I’m a minor. Enjoy your kiddie porn!

thank you

bitch just trying to back out

It’s called deceit by omission.. 18 isn’t the age of consent in all states!

If you fellas know what’s good for you, I advise you take down your posts before I report them. If I go down you’re all coming down with me :)

better do what she says boys, her dad prolly works at nintendo too and will get us all banned

How about you eat nigger cock

You know that deleting a post doesn't stop people finding it, downloading the pic, or replying to it, right?

you know when mods see your "underage" titties they'll take your IP and report it to police right?

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I am aware. I acknowledged that I’m probably gonna catch a case. So will the other distributors of the content I posted.

Distribution would require that they repost them, moron.

As it stands, if they're on VPN, they won't even be traceable.

And that is exactly what they did. Repost it.

You mean the fake tittays that were posted?

God you're really fucking annoying

I behind over 9000 proxies! Zozzle

4th cousin? Jebus 3rd cousins are completely fine to fuck, 4th is barely family.

What do you expect from
A. a minor
B. a twink faggot
C. an attention seeking ethot

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correct, you posted child porn in your juristiction. However, any user living in an area where 18 is the legal age for pornographic content has not broken the law... gg, you played yourself faggot.

Guess I will too, since we all know you're lying

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happy for you!

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this

Oh shit, the cyberpolice is going to backtrace us. Consequences will never be the same.

Oh look... fake titties again

Those are so pathetic, I can't even get a chub.

Either prosthetics or it's a sex doll. Hard to tell by OPs shit quality original post.

Lmao you posted some see through bra shut the fuck up, you fucking loser. You literally have to fuck your cousin because you're such a fucking piece of shit. Gtfoh ugly ass ho

Could just be some fat girl with flabby tits who got embarrassed.

All I’m gonna say is better safe than sorry. I’m under 18. :) my consequences will be far less worse than anything you meatheads could face.

Jesus fuck Duck.exe in real life

Actually, outside of maybe some shithole EU/"communist" country, pretty much everywhere can post 18yr old tits online, so even op might not have fucked themselves...

I don't think so. Look at the way the bra lays on the chest near the top of the cup. Nip and areola look odd too.

Post some document with your birthday on it, and a timestamp. You can cover up any info you don't want to share. Prove it, or you're a fucking liar.

Damn some sad tits

EU has mostly lower legal ages, and asia even lower...

No clue where my drivers permit is. Barely old enough for a license. If y’all had any sense you’d just delete the posts.

this, prove you're not a faggot OP

Incoming pic related

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yeah, but the EU's internet policies are fucked to high heaven, and china and north korea are at least a tiny bit worse.

LMFAO...even IF you were that old, what fucking kid wouldn't know where their permit is? EVERY kid keeps that shit as safe as can be to show it off.
Now we know you're full of shit kek

Checked

Can't delete the interwebz. You uploaded it, it's now part of the forever collective.

>pic related is another one of me

don't save it though anons uwu
im underaaaaage

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I can fap to this

Why would I want to show it off... everyone my age can drive.

diamonds

What fucking kid says "meathead"?

checked
The kind that says "Hello fellow kids", "How about we meet up IRL, but not tell our parents", and "Why don't you come hang out in my white van".

Except you, because you can't legally prove you can drive.

Exactly. Thanks for the check again user.

My dubs are calling bullshit all over this sperg.

What underage faggit has a hairy chest u mongrel. Also nice third nipple. PS actually post urself next time champ

Someone missed the school bus today.

OP...show us more fake tits pl0x

You clearly never been to Greece or Italy.

Good luck fren

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OP is ban or ded.

This post deserved quads.

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to be that close and not get quads? seems Op is neither banned nor ded, but just crying in a corner.

Newfags don't know how to tell of OP was banned for post
Nothing unusual here

Nope just freaking the fuck out trying to find my permit so maybe someone would believe me.

>MOOOOOODS
bitch do you even know the law?

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

doesn't pop up on every ban, dipshit. I've been banned before, and none of my posts got that. It's at the mod's discretion

God I'm glad summer is over soon.

Found a pic of OP

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Wow, Op finally got dubs? guess he's being honest for once.

Dubs of deceit.

Nah, I believe him, I've misplaced my b8 ID before, it's really distressing.

>Reddit spacing

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>doesn't know that even m00t used "reddit spacing"

I bet you don't even know the glory of snacks

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Take off ur moms bra u fkn faggot those are moobs

I just want fake tits I can fap to dammit

If you can't fap to then there is no pleasing you

Mmmm....Snacks.
I was hoping someone might know other than I.

I'm very picky and hard to please, just like OPs inbred mother

Everyone knows about snacks faggot

If she'd be so hard to please she wouldn't have settled for a mongoloid like she did

No...no everyone does not.

Based All Might

"The Lisan al-Gaib shall see through all subterfuge" -Dune, Frank Herbert
Congrats user, looks like you may yet be the kwisatz haderach.

checked
Sorry, but dubs say otherwise

Let this thread die in pieces. OP never did, and never will, deliver.

Telling Yea Forums to let a pointless thread die? How new are you?
I've met summerfags who knew better than to try and get that to happen

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

And I'm the newfag...kek

You have to be 18 to be on this board. You agreed to the terms of use when you connected to Yea Forums.

falling for bait intended to keep you posting on a thread you want dead?
You activated my trap card

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ALABAMA

Jokes on you, I'd give that trap a reach around.
Now post moar

Pretty sure OP is now ban or ded