You pick up a magic lamp you found

>you pick up a magic lamp you found

>Rub it and a genie comes out

>She tells you you have three wishes

What are your wishes boys?

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how about you start doing something i your life instead of pretending and living in a fantasy world completing nothing.

Assuming no infinite wishes, I would wish for one septillion dollars, eternal life, and a prayer that will live as long as me and loves me

A prayer?

money, more passion for my hobbies, definite chance of good wife

he probably meant a blessing or something

i wish to have my body reconstituted into a form that uses the best expression my my genome.

I wish for my body to remain in it's prime indefinitely

i wish for good luck

What's your ideal wife like?

I wish for Yea Forums to be shut down

I wish for $47 (tax free)

I wish for an asphalt driveway

The ability to grant any wish without restrictions. Then i'd free the genie with the second wish I supose.

Wow that is pretty generous of you

1 . I wish my girlfriend could get pregnant.

2. I wish for eternal good health

3 I wish for endless wealth

just general chinese(like me), and same interest, not overweight or underweight

i wish i understood what to do to make the women and girls hearts melt.

i wish my body and soul were clean and perfect.

i wish the genie would stick around for awhile instead of leaving now that my wishes were used up.

Well she's a sentient being I bet if you're nice to her she'll wanna hang around regardless of your wish

I like Chinese girls best when they are super fat

I would just wish to be a lucky guy. That's enough.

That's a pretty good wish that I think can take you far

That's a good one, also good health for my loved ones and family.

Why does her body look like a stomach

I wish his heart would suddenly stop beating.

I wish him to get 3 more wishes because he clearly wants a weekend off unplugged from the world. He needs a few beers, some sunglasses and a nice 76 degree sundy day. I hope he wishes for those or something else awesome.

I wish for his wishes to become invalid with no ability to change the outcome. His life resumes as it currently is.

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Girl genies come in bottles.

I wish to die

I wish to be revived

I wish to die again

>rubs bottle
>pic related comes out
>rubs dick
>pic related re-enters lamp
>fuck lamp

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Best 3 wishes I ever gave out. Thanks for making my 2nd wish so amazing, man.

don't mention it

>Wish I had bought 10,000 bitcoin back when it first came out but forgot about it until now, and have access to it

>irl succubus that won’t steal my soul

>that my gf is cool with the succubus

How about you kys).

I wish for rocket raccoon and the robot chicken dude and good luck.My wrath will extinguish your niggerfaggotry forever.

wish number 1: i wanna fuck the genie

Wish people liked me.
Wish I could stay skinny forever.
Wish for Pepsi.

>I wish to be transformed instantly and painlessly physically transformed into a woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes.

>I wish for my ideal girlfriend/romantic partner/companion/soulmate to exist and to begin an ideal romantic relationship with her.

>I wish for peace, love, health, and happiness for my family, loved ones, and all the seek it.

Can I wish for more wishes