What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?

What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?

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Hell yeah....

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Lela star best performance
Only good video she made accept for her older ones

I fapped to my babysitters breasts. She let me look at them in the bath

Britney

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Natassja

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Yep... jerked to that

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Sable all day every day

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I couldn’t help it....

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One of many

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who is this?

You would know that ass if you wernt a newfag

Definitely good material

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recorded softcore porn on VHS

in Canada you could watch Baby Blues 2 on City TV which played softcore movies every Friday night, then after that record Red Shoe Diaries on Showcase or Latin Lover on the Spanish channel

At like 2 am MTV would show documentaries of girls getting breast implants and since it was 2 fucking am they showed it uncensored.
The pre implant videos did like a 1 minute long pan scan of their tits

Operation Condor??

man that late 90s aesthetic of trimmed but still look landing strips was so briefly lived.

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Yea lol that was like my first fap material had the vhs

Tiffany

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I use to rip out photos of fitness girls from magazines at my local grocery store

My imagination. Fucking kids today don't know what it's like to fap without the internet.

Bobbi Billard was a big one for me when I was like 12, she was super sexy. Then once I started watching porn I’d say flower tucci was my original

I am trying to find this one it was two or three milkmaids in a mountain dressed in like good Bavarian girls an a milk jug is poured on them. I think it was a sports illustrated swimsuit mag can't seem to find the image.

Karensbitches.com
couple of girls from my school posed nude. was hot as fuck!

Yulia Nova

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got more of her??

Nikki cox

She was my first nut years and years ago.

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Racquel Darrian.
Early 90s VHS porn, brahs.

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used to blow so many loads to this pic

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Remember when she had a singing career after porn?
youtube.com/watch?v=W1btg3mpEOc

>as a kid
I remember Watergate and the Apollo-Soyuz docking.
You younguns make me laugh

Buck Rogers... right up there with Dukes of Hazard for fap material

I risked shoplifting the Rhonda Shear Playboy while at the mall with a friend and his parents. Totally worth it to my 16 yo mind.

she made my biddy biddy hard as a young kid

I had a little sister so I would just make her suck me off..

It's hilarious when someone is going to outlive you, and experience further human progress than you ever will, amirite or amirite?

katesplayground.com

>experience further human progress
No thanks, no one actually cares

Capri Anderson (aka Alexis Capri). Still my favorite pornstar ...

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Funny, but when I was little all the radios had tubes in them, TV was black and white, and computers were science fiction.
Go ahead, bet you'll see more change than I have.
Even call it progress if you will... but that dont make it such

That's just something old people say.

Dads Ben Dover collection on VHS

how old and did you blow loads in her mouth

Ava Devine/Gia Paloma babysitter scene was the first i can remember fapping to, pic related. 03 was the year it dropped, though I think i got ahold of it in 04-05 when i was 11 or 12.
>pornhub(.)com/view_video.php?viewkey=305348937

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I has talking about a greater knowledge of the world around us...and you're talking about black and white tv.

I'll live long enough to see most of your generation die off in a war and/or famine.
I'd call that progress.

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Omg...the Soul Calibur II collector edition art book....

this is why nobody likes white people

Heather Brooke, the GOAT

Kate's playground

>As a kid

Considering I got access to internet at 12 and have to this very day absent parents that don't really give a flying fuck about me, I can't admit what I used to download on the golden age of P2P.

I got all of the collection, complete to each and every picture or video ever created, not because I like it but because of the greater emotional value it has since at the time I thought it was made for people my age... what an horrible rabbit hole did that bluepill got me, but luckily I took a huge load of redpills later on.

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Listening to my mom fucking random bar guys in her bedroom through the paper thin walls.

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No, not really

Can relate, found my first at 8. You know the rest

Yea Forums has group chat on kik a.p.plication:
>get kik from store for thot grills
>tap join group, Type in search #FourChan
>To join #FourChan group on kik

My house had a dumbwaiter that ran through one side of the house. There were 3 stories and all of the bedrooms lined up on that dumbwaiter. My mom had the bottom one, my sis the middle and me the top. I could literally climb in there and watch either my sister or my mom get railed by random dudes through the fingerhole slots to open the things. You can damn sure bet I kept the pully lubed and was quiet as a mouse.

/thread

When this video dropped, i knew i would love pussy for life!

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Cucked by your own family, what a shame

This one is for you and the rest of the Oldtards. Btty White.....youre welcome

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Hello fellow old people
Those are definitely 2 different Samantha Fox's

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lingerie catalogs, so legit

Good old Betty sure was a banger in her day. Right up there with Marilyn iyam

Capri Anderson is / was the best. Fuck you Charlie Sheen!

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I still have a framed copy of this

Julia Hayes ("Nancy" from Club International magazine) is still my favorite redhead.

I'd thank here for being a friend. WITH MY DICK.

I had to make due with a Sears catalogue.

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I am 21, and I started young. So britney spears was one of the first for me.

Most Erotic Teens and Domai.

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Watching the Girls Gone Wild Promos at 3am in the morning on Comedy Central.

I C U HAEV PRON *PUNCHES MAN* FUCK YOU BITCH I MUST PUNCH YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PUNCHES MAN TO HARD* *MAN DIES*

Remember when she shaved her head. Man, I bet she had to get fucked by a LOT of Jews to get her career. Poor kid.

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lost. omegelul

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Im not a newfag and I dont know who this, granted I dont come to /b much anymore but still. Stop being a faggot, man.

I bet she has nice feet

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Her ass was amazing bruh, how could you not?

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>Those are definitely 2 different Samantha Fox's
Nope:
sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1989-05-17-8901250737-story.html

Such a slut

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Channel 99

This is hilarious is exactly ZERO of the threads it's always posted in. Fuck you, user.

Is that the girl who was like "I don't think I'll do that again"?

Pre-internet kid here

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so true.

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Any nudes?

What?

>sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1989-05-17-8901250737-story.html
You clearly didn't even read that article. The singer Samantha Fox was 16 when she started her career. The pornstar Samantha Fox was already staring in porn by the time the singer started said career. You can literally look at them, not even side-by-side, and see that they are clearly very different people. Unless you're trying to say that because a girl posed topless she's somehow a pornstar?

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That ugly, man-faced jewess has some nice looking cans

Details?

I had a lot of boners as a kid but a remember my first real "shit, this is making me horny" moment was at a family pool party and a cousin my age who I grew up with had her cleavage showing. Fapped to her since then for the rest of my early to mid teens. Regret it now though

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Check em, fuckin weirdo

Omg I remember that picture. It was on a baseball card pack or something when I was like 14

Oh man that shit was so hot.

Impregnated plenty of socks over this sweety way back when. Thx for the remember spanks user

Yo

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Found the 40yo virgin

She didn't age well at all.
"Baby one more time" Britt looks like a different person than just 5 yrs later

“My ass? That’s where I poop from!”
“Not right now you’re not!”

After tubes came out it was a different one every time.
Anyone else remember internet before free videos?

Sears catalog lingerie section.

Cp tbh. Thought process was I would rather look at girls my age. Didntnfind out it was illegal til my mom found my stash and I had to blame it on my little brother.

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>I had to blame it on my little brother.
What happened to him?

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Until the mid 80's they rarely featured any models with fake tits. Forever fueled my milf fantasy.

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I had C-band analog satellite and in the early days they only had videocipher I. You could make out some boobs if you tuned the TV carefully. they even sold "image stabilizers" to bypass videocipher though the colors were still fucked up.

Remeber when she sucked Heather Harmon's husbands 12 inch dick?

dubs for jugs
prime christina gets my dick so hard after all these years

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Titanic nude scene
Species nude scene
Mom's Redbook

National Geographic: africa edition
sometimes the french colony editions had a boob or two

umm. Secret material from MiRC.
Got laid to. Talk on phone. She lives town over. Drooped near Subway, chick buys me lunch.

Back to her place, on bed, touch my pussycat user. Finger here suck tots till she's begging.
Make her wait till hips shaking.

Put in dick.
Something wrong.
Condom hurts. She hurts.
Dick too girthy.
Only other guy she's had was Dave.

Dave always used to make fun of me.

Painful sex.
Have to continue.
Loose virginity after a year of the best blow jobs from 16 year old girl.

No pussy till 19.
Year of blows from 16 year old till then.
When she finished she'd deep throat every time. Pumped to the last drop.

"first guy"
Hmmm

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I used to fap to these girls from this bikini model site....can't recall what the name was for the life of me.

Anyone happen to know what site I'm talking about?

It had this one blonde bombshell model....she was Canadian I think....I wish I could remember her name.

>parents made her wear skimpy outfits and shake her XL breasts for strangers
>hnnnng

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shes gorgeous

I fapped to loli on Yea Forums. I thought it was okay because I'd grow out of it. Now I fap to shota too! I've come so far...

i honestly never found that chick attractive, I think it's the retarded dance and her face having looked like it's been hit by a 2x4.

My worst early porn experience was a series of black and white macintosh images from 1984, they were basically sex pics. Used to fap to them regularly until one day I looked at the bottom of one image and realized it was gay porn from "Thrust Magazine", but the quality was so poor I didn't realize that butt was a man, not a woman. That day I learned to hate fags forever.

Truth
I watched a lot of pbs nature progress waiting for the nude indigenous tribe to show up. There was also this strange bikini competition that would sometimes play on one of those random shit channels at 3am

Forgot!
But Dave was wayyy smaller.
Her wincing face is forever in my memory.

19.
Make me feel like a big man.
Except said. Love the way you fill my mouth. 16 year old liked holding it in her mouth, felt "intense"
Fat dick.
Normal length.
Ha ha.
No more laughs from Dave.

She had that snaggle tooth early on then went through braces and then straight teeth. I imagine all that tease photography paid for it.

you are such a newfag that you didn't even bother to image search it, lazy nigger fag

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guy wasnt even close to 12 inches

I stayed up late for "Night Flight" on cable TV. They occasionally would show uncensored music videos. Best I ever saw was Girls on Film by Duran Duran.

>140 posts
>51 pictures posted
>88 IP addresses
>no fucking mention of Alex Mack
jesus christ I got so many pre-teen boners from this girl. pretty sure she's why I have so many /d/ fetishes like slime girls, transformation, shapeshifting, see-thru/invisible girls and cloning.

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As a kid I had a recurring dream of her getting gangbanged by telekinetic midgets.

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I remember Alex Mack

As a little kid 2 ten year old girls were like "this is your gf"
Shove playboy at me, nearly knock me over, run away giggling.

Used it for months.
Parents took it, kept it face down on their dresser.
Take back, fap, put back face down. Repeat.

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>I accidentally masturbated to gay porn?! This is your fault, faggots!

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There was a Samantha Fox that did porn(brunette) and then the Samantha Fox (blonde) that was a singer that had nudes but did not do porn.

I would sign up for porn flyers and promo mags. I couldn't order anything because I was young, broke and it probably was illegal to do so anyway but there were lots of great nude pics in the mags, more than enough to fap to.

Nikki Dial

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and the aids guy?

>Alex Mack
Larisa Oleynik

Shes perfect. She acted out as well due to the culture in her work..

when I was a kid/teenager it was the late 90's and early 00's. Internet wasn't affordable or widely avaliable yet and it was far too slow to waste time on for fap material short of a couple of .txt files of "sexy stories" people used to trade on BBS servers.
All I had for years was the lingerie section of the Target catalogue and Benny Hill VHS tapes.

I feel like for every 1 hour of Benny Hill recording there was at least 15-20 minutes of girls in skimpy clothes bending over things and shaking their tits.
So many good times.
youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4ekR4tY_8
Look up "Benny Hill, Hill's Angels" to find more.

>What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
>As a kid
>The one who started it all
Yes, I'm an oldfag

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If things keep going the way they are I wouldn’t bet on it.
Your kids will probably struggle to make fire.

Kelly lebroc was my fap goddess.

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Fap fap fap fap

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Sports Illustrated swimsuit screensavers on my parent's win95 PC.
It took like 3 hours to download the 5 meg or whatever .exe file on the shitty dial-up back in the day, did it on a day when my parents weren't home.
As far as filesize per fap ratio was concerned, their screensavers had the most fap material per megabyte you could get at the time.

It's Tawnee Stone

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Your mom is Tawnee Stone

Found one pic!
This is one of the pics I remember from the old 1998, 1999 era screensavers they released.
File is fucking tiny nowadays but back then it'd fill your whole screen.
Also back then I didn't realize women this pretty could even exist, let alone be willing to only hide their bits with body paint.

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Fucc yeah!
She was fuckn hot in '10 things I hate about you' as well

Is that hot Jen? I first found hotjen.com then eventually smut gremlins, a directory of different galleries including free ones riddled with viruses.

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Naughty Anna. A blonde from some european magazine.

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The Lolita special series.
Kids today are now more socially and sexually repressed than any other time in the history of humanity.
I'm sure it will turn out well for society

Cheeks 3. I still have it in vhs

first my sister’s dolls. Had the idea that i was doing sexual things to the dolls a la toy story, and the dolls hated it. This has progressed to full on rape fantasies and i have never been able to get off to porn where the woman expresses pleasure

for some reason i immediately looked up asian girls, starting in like 4th. 5th grade i couldn't get enough japanese porn. first porn memory was in sweden watching two girls in a bathtub "ass to ass" with an inflatable or otherwise see through double-sided dildo.

Sable, sunny, lita, trish....the whole group was amazing

straight shota

these three

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>socially and sexually repressed
>can literally jump online and find someone to fuck within 5 minutes
>can find unlimited amounts of porn of any category at the click of a button even for the most obscure fetishes like dickneck
>support and social groups for all sorts of weirdos openly on facebook, meetup, craigslist and the like
fuck man you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I understand you're concerned about society but you're looking in the wrong places.
Back in the 80s or 90s about the only sexual relief most people had was looking at pictures of milfs in plain beige bras in the Target/Kmart catalogue when it arrived in the mail once a month.

WTF?!? Gookmoots Yea Forums fucking up uploads??
I posted a pic of Marilyn Monroe originally

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in the early 90s i was well aware of sex and thought it was pretty cool by 1st grade. and by the mid/late 90s internet porn was already a thing you could get a hold of.

>and by the mid/late 90s internet porn was already a thing you could get a hold of
if you had rich cunt parents, even then you'd be on dial-up downloading shit at 2kb/sec hoping it doesn't get interrupted before it's finished.
>and thought it was pretty cool by 1st grade
who the fuck pops a boner at 5 or 6 years old? jesus dude.

Middle school was lingerie/bikini ads and playboys if I could get my hands on one. Maybe a dirty movie I can sneak out of my parents room and got the house to myself.

In college it was p2p file sharing and ladies like Libby Hoeler.

>>can literally jump online and find someone to fuck within 5 minutes
>>can find unlimited amounts of porn of any category at the click of a button even for the most obscure fetishes like dickneck
>>support and social groups for all sorts of weirdos openly on facebook, meetup, craigslist and the like

And right there is the problem - humans aren't built for that psychologically.
Just look at this board
No wonder Epstein was chasing jail-bait

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Ew. I always thought they look like Mick Jagger.

>No wonder Epstein was chasing jail-bait
eh pedos will be pedos.

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I cant be the only one

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She has amazing areolas

Phoebes...

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>be on a highschool bus trip to a summer camp or some shit
>3 or 4 hour drive home
>teachers put this VHS in
>teachers dont realise there's boobs halfway through
>our faces when

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Anyone else used to go on this site with the hottest teens in bikinis and such?

There was this drop-dead gorgeous blonde bombshell who I think was French Canadian....but I cannot for the life of me remember her name or the website's name.

what areolas? you cant even fucking see them.

Scramble, huh. K, boot shoot , tryhard, Im still chubby duck , lucky man , better than Dave. Lucky to be me. Cum buckets , she did throat every time, still like to think she's a natural. Foster kids said her Dad molested them. She hated that. Got angry at them for saying it.

Well someone taught her!
Thank you teacher. I dipped into her stomach at times. Goddddd I love the memory. She enjoyed it. You could see it, she loved inhaling my cum.

My mom was sexually abusive to me. My cock was getting sucked at the age of 9. So my mom is pretty much the fap material.

this chick is like viagra for me
>mfw I have every video and pic set until 2006

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Hebes!
Pedos like little kids you fuck.

Hebes are accepted by APA as normal.

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I remember when John Simon wrote an essay about her being the new Lolita.

Same

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Yea Forums, back in the salty milk days.

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fucking blew so many loads to her tits

that doesn't look 18 to me

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Lucky bastard

I remember

Damn same

This times infinity. Going old school. Very nice.

This one, on VHS. My dad bought it and kept it hidden behind the closet. It was my first and for a long time only source of porn...
Too bad I can't find it for download.

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of course, she was 19 when she first started. Must be like 36 now

Kids watch porn now.
>>kids are sexually repressed.

Yes because you can't spit cum on a 4 year old girl in Walmart while she cries kids are "repressed".

And for the people saying evolution didn't prepare us, yes. That's why porn is so, or too effective.

But our stone age minds were not ready for numbers either. You'd be lucky in early times to see 300 people in your whole life.

I pass thousands on the street.
50 to 100 some blocks.

We aren't "ready" but it's happening.

And that part is great. So many Asians where I live. Can't wait to Tinder now that I'm in the city's heart. Prefer walk up and meet, better practice. Want to use meet-up as well. Such a good time go be alive.

Read evolutionary psychology, this stuff is amazing.

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I’ve lost more seed to her than any other slut...and she wasn’t even fully nude

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This is not Samanth Fox, this is Elvira you idiots.

nobody said that was Samantha Fox you stupid ass nigger

Look it’s Titty McTitTit

Oh my god.
If there's one thing. One thing I want back. I could leave the rest behind, just for that one thing.

Fuck.

"B-b-but I thought it was the real thing!?"

Who’s he?

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Naked Wild On! On E!

>this
Also adverts for bras and other lingerie
Times were tough in the old days

can white people be niggers? Is that even biologically possible?

lol kek

Try to keep up with the class.

god bless everyone that has a complete vicky collection

Oh user you’re so silly!

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Actually came to post this
Also:

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I fucken loved this chick.

My man.
That, and fuzzy spice channel/hot net.

>welcome newfriend
user, that user was commenting on a post, not the pic

But of course.

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You finally found your dick amongst your fat folds hey faggot

great, great movie. good faps to all, and to all, a good night.

well chop'd friend

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TITS TITS TITS TITS
I mean hello TITS

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she's from my home town

Was that porkys or meatballs?

Sorry, the left one looks like a nigger, and the right one looks like or Lord and Savior.

It kinda is tho kek

That's a real Esquire cover.

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"Not everything is flat in Florida."

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I had to govt rehab.
Strung out. Unsorted over .5 tb
Panic. Worry. No storage.

Bash my spare HD apart.
Felt I was losing too much sleep from paranoia. Fucking transitional housing, fill much of laptop. .
Laptop starts working.
Think I need to toss HD in river.

Fast forward.
Looking for housing again.
Feel like Salty Milk could be enough.

But that's how it starts.
Honestly think it caused mental illness. From worry alone. Not the material, the fear and double life.

All started with MiRC.
Cousin is like, you can get ANYTHING ANYYYYTHINNNNGGG.

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Some early ed powers dirty debutantes video, very early one maybe #5. Chick was hot but Ed Powers was disgusting, you had to block him and his pasty white ass out of your mind.

Fucking kekkek

Lmao

Yeah ed powers was a sick fuck. Never understood the chicks that let him do that shit to them

this girl hated bras
bless her

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who is vicky?
looks like lisa simpson...

panty shot in the pre roll for days

His dick is so tiny I figure the girls didn't have much trouble

Sir I need to take a shit

11 year old superstar that will smash the idea little girls don't enjoy bj.

She loved it.
She was into it. You couldn't fake her look, her curiosity, the gentle play

I bet Andy took a dump on those big shit tits

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cheerleader porn

Salty milk vid is exactly like that comic. Swap in gorgeous young girl.

Can't eat it all is legendary quote

But so is "it looks like a pencil and feels like one too"
Moments later. Hips dance.

I had a few, deleted them from pure paranoia. I look bag at those days and sorta miss them..

Your left or my left?

the goat cheerleader
>big ol pompoms

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Yep... I'm old!

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Number Two?
That makes you Eric Dump. Don Jr is Number One.

The old national geographic wank?

Oh shit the flashbacks are starting to flow. Good old channel 98 and 99

God bless red shoe diaries haha

Granny porn.
I fantasized about how flattered it would make these grey-haired 80 year old women feel to learn a teenager was so attracted to them.
Of course, now the age difference is less striking, so that fantasy's kinda gone, but I still think grannies are hotter than any other kind of woman.

Could live with salty milk.
Till this series, and that.
And brand new German? Girl got g nuts for anal.

Never thought "uhh huh" could make me cum diamonds.

Living in fear ducks up your life the.

I want love from tiny Asian wife.
I'll get shit like that again when old and maybe I'll, about to die... On meds like..... IDK how that happened. Fap fap, shoot morphine. I didn't download that. I'm confused.

>kept it face down on their dresser.

Odd, most would have thrown it out, you sure your dad wasn't fapping to it?

She was under eighteen for these shots, so this is as risquée as she could get. We were all waiting anxiously for her birthday. Then we got a couple of topless shots and she dropped off the radar.

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She still does shit, the story its that her mom and stepdad fucked her out of a lot money and she eventually got a breast reduction.

Probably for the best, them poor puppies would have ended up on the floor.

I remember downloading a video of her off limewire (after downloading limewirepro off of lime wire) & it struck something deep within my early teenage self. I had a relentless desire to impregnate her for some reason, I downloaded every clip of her I could & even though it was just her dancing, I developed a pregnancy/impregnation fetish just to the thought of knocking her up. Her first nipslip sent me over the edge.

how do i reverse image search directly from the post

Porky's or police academy?

I was an adult for that.
I had porn samples on 98 internet. Bad stuff from MiRC.

City TV soft core is after the 90s

nvm

so thankful her stepdad got lots of footage of those big fucking bouncers

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God, I couldn't imagine having had the internet at that age...

ive busted to this 100 times when i was 15

Maybe. It was in there for almost half a year. After that it was scrambled TV for awhile.

Then came the shriek of internet and the phenomenon of sample videos.
3 to 5 clips per shoot. You'd use your fave sample clips website.

Download a bunch. Wayyyy later fap.

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You're dying slowly on Yea Forums you dorky faggot. You arent going to learn shit.

Hustler
Stole from Dads closet

Bet the footage he never released is even hotter

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Christina Lucci. Google it she has a lot of shit out there.

ikr
always hoping some prime nudes surface someday

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This lovely Playboy centerfold

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Do you think he ever fucked her?

please tell us her name

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The only correct answer.

how could he not at least molest her

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Elisha Cuthbert when she was on Popular Mechanics for kids in the morning. She used to send me off to school with a hard every morning.

Real or shoop?

Willy Rey

Sadly none of the other pics are as good as that centerfold. Playboy used to put all their effort into the centerfold shot back then. But damn they made a good one with her.

Maybe he just groped her a bit

You aren't alone.

yup

Ton of the shit out there just search her name

Addison Rose

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Those tits over that longing belly/womb...
HHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG,,,,,,,,,

Espn body issue

Found a hidden drawer in my stepdads workshop with photos of my sister in a bikini and some topless. Stole several, that was all I fapped to. We were a fucked up family.

Same here, I used to sit up for hours at night hoping for a quick flash of African tits on straayan sbs channel (used to show weird world movies late nights)

Ever beat the shit outta your stepdad?

thank you

I wonder what she looks like now? Those titties gotta be around her ankles after all this time

Excellent choice my friend. Can I assume that Anita Strindberg and Florinda Bolkan also hold good memories for you?

>ok you can play with my boobs if you promise not to tell mommy!

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Considering he’s in shape and I’m a pussy, no

PMK Elisha Cuthbert. Irony is she's exactly the same age as me.

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"Body Language". It was on every friday or saturday night. Came loads each episode since theres nothing on any other week day.

Basically, it was softcore porn, in a strip club. Lots of ass and titties. Always featured a dancer going through something. My first episode was "Toy Store Boy" or something like that. Featured two hot girls getting into a threesome with the toy store boy and i enjoyed every episode until we cancelled our cable sub and got netflix.

She used to send me off to school hard every morning

I remember Watergate.
Who. Gives. A. FUCK.

I was a teenager when Cobain shot himself , I was 18 in 99, I am a perfectly timed human.

One mistake. Not taking tech class serious. I could of been the Marc Zookalebdrgstien of LoLis getting naked online. SnatchChat.

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At least fuck him up a bit bro. Find a militant anti-pedo club or something. They’re everywhere and they love beating the shit outta pedos.

oh wow, never seen that pic of her.

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Cool. Like red shoe diaries type shit. I used to stay sniper silent up late to watch shit like that on cable

this nigga knows

Yet you’re still here? Why?

Somehow I don’t think mommy would have cared

Those exist? Didn’t know that

>1am wank to sbs tits

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Yep. I dunno about where u live but they’re all over the place. Just DuckDuckGo em or something

she probably helped their sex life because christina had stepdaddy so horny all the time bouncing around the house

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Local bikie club would beat the shit outta a pedo for fifty bucks and a slab of beer. They’d run him over for 100 bucks and 2slabs

Imagine the lucky bf that got to play with those giant melons in their prime! Fuck how quick would the lucky prick have cum the first time!

she was fucking hot, but not as good as Tiffany

Yeah i remember that one too. Been trying to find pirated sites to watch on but nothings come up.

This

Topless (prob tits )
Not pedo.
Someone should kick you in the face you sanctimonious piece of shit.

Someone rubbed one out looking at a girls young boob. Kill them!

I'm so happy people like you mean less every day and we learn more about the brain.

You are bad history.
We belong without you.
Free will isn't something we control. With someone else's brain you'd do exactly as they did. Atom for atom, every time.

Fapped to young boob's. Judgement gives me meaning cause I'm stupid

That's you.

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Kek pedo triggered

Lmao what’s wrong you scared or something buddy?

I’m seething with envy
Some highschooler probably had the time of his life with her after junior prom

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