A friend of mine is a medium level criminal. Smuggler, extortionist, tracker/detective. Makes around 250 grand a year. Im a bit jelous, and im intrested in the life style, so I asked him to teach me his art. He said that he is willing to do it, if I give him one good argument on why it's a good idea. He said that he thought of the correct answer allready but wants to test me if I can find it. If I can't then im hopeless to begin with. I allready thought of a few arguments, but apperantly none were the correct one. Any ideas Yea Forumsros?
Because taking on an apprentice/employee will be good for his business?
Joseph Cooper
Because if he doesn't, you're going to turn him into the authorities.
Joshua Myers
He would bury me. Alive. Stop being retarded, thnx.
Jason Gomez
Because morality is subjective. Laws mean nothing in the end.
Angel Ward
tell him you'll figure it out without his help if he refuses
Henry Diaz
sounds like you're not really cut out for the life
Samuel Evans
He might just be fucking with your mind.
Anthony Nelson
As soon as you get in the game, you won't be his friend anymore, you'll be potential competition. He'll probably set you up with small jobs and later on, things too risky for him, using you as a proxy. If you try to go solo afterward, he'll see you as a threat, and will have no problem bumping you off and screwing you over, or worse.
Entering the criminal life and trying to go legit again is like trying to get your peanuts back after making peanut butter. If you aren't prepared for a lifetime commitment, don't do it.
Zachary Butler
tell him to stop being a autist and just say yes or no lol
Colton Richardson
fuck the poh leese
Jaxson Ward
Because you can make him more money if he teaches you.
Landon Moore
Stay free stupid. If he's smart enough you're a snitch on him that isn't going to take the heat.
Protip. Don't.
Julian Hernandez
"I have nothing to lose"
Nathaniel Thomas
Basically they're jokes over small business.
You had me at competition and neighbor. Fuck that shit. It's nigger shit before the big house. Hell no.
William Carter
Yes you do kid. Your freedom or your organs before you even think about your friends and family.
Joshua Harris
What do you want to know?
Other anonymous can answer.
Isaiah Ward
I can make you even richer. 250k is peanuts compared to what I can teach you to make. Interested? Lmk.
Hudson Robinson
3 things:
1: fat cash, money is everything 2: extortion; blackmail him if he says no 3: fuck law, in this world, playing by the rule just fucks you in the end
To be like him and his mindset, you gotto act like him, he aint about to help some pussy, if you basically say “listen shithead, help me make the money or non of us will”
P.s if he is your friend he will know you mean buss but also bluffing
Daniel Jackson
Did you happen to know Epstein?
Samuel Taylor
Cliton
Robert Martin
You fucking idiot, that was a test.
next time you see him and he asks that shit, before he even finishes the sentence, drop down to your knees and tug his pants and boxers down in one go, wrap your hands around his hips and squeeze his ass, and deepthroat his cock until you're gagging and crying like the little sissy faggot you are.
He wouldn't have time to react or say anything while you're sucking the nut out from his sack like a fucking possessed vacuum cleaner.
After he nuts in your eyesocket and you catch your breath like a dumb little cumslut, get up and kiss him on the forehead and say "You silly nigger, I can make you more happy than any amount of shekels ;)"
