Should there be an awards show for most creative suicides?

>being this retarded
whatever kid. your bullshit story was retarded with more plot holes than harry potter.

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the neck doesn't look like a shotgun wound

>everyone on Yea Forums is the same person

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you read harry potter? kek

Polak tied his neck to a tree and put the pedal to the metal. He buckled up though, so at least he had his safety in mind.

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Can you guys even comprehend what you read?

>implying you matter
you were agreeing with the retarded story so clearly you're as retarded as him and thus are the same person. where are you confused, kid

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now THIS makes sense, thank you.

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I love you too.

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If I kill myself I'll go to the top of a high building with a bungee rope, a steel wire and a tube of super glue. The wire goes around my neck and the bungee rope goes around my legs, but the wire is a bit shorter. When I jump, the wire will slice through my neck and decapitate me, but my body just bounces. This is where the super glue comes in. My hands will be glued to my head so that my head doesn't just fall down, my dead body keeps holding it outstretched to the ground.

the seatbelt also makes sense so you don't pull your body out instead of ripping off your head
>being sad how retarded you are but sticking to your guns on your retardation
nice projection

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seatbelts cost more lives than they save!

(you)

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oh shit hi's dead?

thank god he was wearing his seatbelt else he might have got hurt when the van crashed

Darwin Awards exist. I consider death by stupidity suicide.

upset because some retard said something retarded? you're putting yourself on a higher pedestal than you put pussy. i was calling you out for being brain dead.

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The airbag worked though.

your mom cost more lives then she saves, but she still should have aborted your ass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

oh? it's 2016? :)

Fucking nerve gas

youtube.com/watch?v=e_5TDs6D4Ek

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Seems there would be more damage to the vehicle where the cord pulled against the frame...

If I remember he just had his brakes repaired and someone ran out in front of him and when he applied his breaks his head flew off through the windscreen.

Jesus, we really are just sacks of blood waiting to die aren't we.

I remember this one from the Wechsler IQ test i was given.
I just have to figure out what is missing in the picture.

EZ Mode! Pine tree air freshener is missing!

Fuck it feels good to be a genius.

Heard this story one time...

Yes

I don't know where you started... Why do you see the anger of people like you? Do you think this is just a fun way to linger in an apartment? What is your reality? This is a very ugly problem. However, the crazy angel seems to have written something dead. Pain, doing nothing is abnormal. What do you want? I will tell you. You will never use these features in the world. Why do people like you? People don't know half of the death toll of the deceased. You are so disgusting. Is there enough people to cope with the pain of their loved ones? Do you know so much? Stupid fax I am really angry now. I want to break the computer screen. It hits your fist with a fist. I am sick. This is terrible, it only grows and does something when it dies. Eat a chewing shirt every day.

not the guy you were replying to but you talk like a faggot with a stick up their arse, why are you so passive aggressive?

Inb4 your hand skin isn't strong enough to hold the multiplied weight of your head after stopping suddenly and experiencing several Gs, so it appears as though a man just killed himself and threw his own head at the ground at high speeds.

Are you a fucking nigger? They said they heard a story about this. They aren’t op you autistic cuck

>807043491
Like that

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He looked thicc af. Poor guy.

On page 1 of bestgore today. saw this like 5 hrs ago.
Dude tied a rope around his neck, the other end to a tree, pedal to the metal, baybeh

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But who was phone?

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Bungee rope.

that's actually hilarious

Built Ford tough

they stole this idea from a blue jam monologue.

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Yes and no.
Yes, you are a sack of blood and guts.
But so are cats and dogs.
And there is a major difference that nobody can deny.
If you deny it, then you're only lying to yourself.
But that difference is the intellect.
So, you are a bag of blood, guts, and bone but you're also something much more.

Looks like there is a banking receipt in the vent under the radio...wonder if he was in deep debt.

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Kek, what the motherfuck? If someone can get me sauce, I’m putting this pic in a continuing medical education course I teach to EMTs

Gtfo. That’s bonkers son

It's on BestGore

Fuckin saved. That nigga cray

When i kill myself im gonna make a noose out of cheesewire and ill superglue my hands to my head so when the paramedics find my body itll look like i ripped my own head off

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>use your own material next time, homo

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kek this makes absolutely no sense

Fucking neck belts strike again. Wasn't there a recall on these?

obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=meiuOQHTsNg

Based, redpilled and underrated AF.
>suicide is for weak lil faggots

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Checked. It’s a work of art really.

his shirt

JUST DO IT

Wow so original and fake and gay

nice

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

stale pasta is stale

I just googled "guy ties rope to neck tree drives off" and apparently this has happened a few times over the last couple of years around the world.

this stopped being funny 10 fucking years ago u fucking faggot somersault off a 20 story building

Happened before. Here in Eurofagland someone did it.

>Connect steel cable to trailer hitch
>Loop it around a street lantern once
>tie other end of steel noose around neck
>sit in car with open driver window
>accelerate
>end

>Not all of us are
>New

This suicide method was also in the Castle Rock series. (based on a Stephen King story)

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And the world is flat and vaccines cause autism

This is not at all true, but funny enough I survived a pretty nasty car wreck when I was a teenager because I was NOT wearing a seat belt.

I told the cop I didn't have my seatbelt on (to make the rest of my story seem truthful), but he said... what? I don't think I heard you correctly so I'm going to ask you one more time... were you wearing your seatbelt? "Uh... Yes sir!" lol cop was cool af.

Tarrant made this pasta great again.