I have to use half a roll of toilet paper every time I take a shit.
Seriously, it's like I have to push through a Brillo Pad every time I sit down on the toilet. I'm sick of it.
I tried shaving my ass a few years ago, but that just resulted in a lot of blood and several hundred ingrown hairs that took months to heal.
Does anyone else have this problem?
Anybody have a solution?
An ass-bush is called a "Trump."
Rip out the anus hair
a bidet
I use a bic lighter about once a month
I know it’s super annoying if I want to be properly clean so that I don’t itch afterwords I have to spend a minimum of 5 minutes just wiping sometimes even 15 fucking minutes
thx
wipe with paper then hop in the shower and use the head on your ass with soap.
Buy some hair clipper and get all of your ass with it. Use your imagination on how to get your butthole. Anyway thats how i manscape and zero hurting.
Try depilating cream, it's the best way to remove body hair.
This! No more painful asshole. Clean and refreshing everytime. Throw in a Squatty Potty if you need, and youll be shitting pretty.
I love hairy asses, post you ass please
Don't shave with a razor, shave with a hair clipper and keep it 1/16th an inch long.
Trim or learn how to shave properly, retard.
Go to amazon
Type in bidet
Less meat, more vegetables.
If you cant handle that start taking a fiber supplement. Fiber is the key to the legendary “no-wiper”
Have electric trimmers with the guard on like some one else said. And get Kleenex brand flush able wet wipes. Take one, rip it in half and use the two you get from one. Also Scotts brand comfort toilet paper is alot like what Kleenex Brand toilet paper used to be like before they got Walmarted into cheapening their product.
Wait... so you mean to say that... what I put in effects what comes out???
use nair
Why are people still using dry toilet paper
Don’t shave, wax.
Bidet or wax
Because of lumber industries
Why wouldn't people use both wet and dry?
step 1. take a square or two of toilet paper
step 2. put it under the sink and wet it a little bit
step 3. insert the wet toilet paper into your asshole
step 4. rub it around a little bit until the shit is gone
step 5. enjoy your new clean asshole
Affect you retard
Should we know this?
Jeez sasquatch how hairy is your ass?
Waste of trips
Wet tp=Finger up asshole
obviously you fold/crumple it first you nigger
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