Why do people always decide to take shits in the stall RIGHT next to me when there are plenty further away on either...

Why do people always decide to take shits in the stall RIGHT next to me when there are plenty further away on either side?

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Why does it matter?

Not realizing you are engaging in current day duels. You must have a terrible W/L record.

How do I combat it?

Stop taking shits in public.

I prefer being further away from people while they excrete doodoo from their butts.

To assert dominance

It's at work. Between shitting and walking around a bunch before and after I can kill like an hour. Way too valuable for a wagecuck like me.

Yes but how?

I mean how do I stop them?

You break into their stall and shit on the floor while looking at them with a determined look in your eye

95% herd mentality, just like why they all bunch up in packs on the freeway or park RIGHT NEXT TO YOU when you've parked halfway across a mostly empty parking lot.
(the remaining 5% is because they're faggots trying to hook up, and no I'm not joking)
This. I can't remember the last time I fucking crapped in a public restroom, but I kinda wanna say it was 2003. Piss, yes, but sitting on a filthy toilet that's had 100 other man asses squished onto it in the last 24 hours, in a germ infested fucking stall? No.

Home Depot is the worst. No matter when you go into a men's room at Home Depot, there's always at least one stall occupied by a fucking subcontractor addicted to his fucking opiates that make him constipated who's literally taking an hour to shit, all the while grunting and making the most audible bowel reactions imaginable.
Every. Fucking. Time.
And forget the remaining stalls; chances are the fucking mexican day laborers have been in them and there is feces smeared/splattered everywhere, along with their used toilet paper.

We need some sort of signal that will deter people when they enter from choosing the stall next to you. A loud grunt as they're choosing perhaps?

Grunt loudly so others doesn’t want to sit near you and I mean loudly. Literally scream at the top of your lungs as you take a shit works wonders

Or carry on a fake phone conversation and suddenly mention "damn it, it's bleeding again..."

its a power move

Also, you could always carry a short amount of janitor barricade tape and tape off the stall next to the one you'll be using, beforehand.

>2019
>not shitting at home
>not being alphachad af whilst shitting in public
>not literally walking between two occupied urinals, dropping trou, and shitting in front of everyone
>not pissing in the floor for added dominance
Why so beta OP?

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I like it. It's pretty gay but I do like me a peaceful shit.

Actually, what'd be cheaper and easier would be to just carry some Alka Seltzer tablets in individual travel packs and toss a couple into the toilet of the adjacent stall. Fuck nobody is going to sit down on a toilet that's busy fizzing/foaming away. Especially if it wasn't flushed 100% after the last use...

I feel like it would look cleaner with bubbles/clean water

They’ll probably faggot that smell the cum shooting out of your ass and are attracted to it.
>you can stop them by stop being a cock faggot

That's a deal breaker for me, sorry. I yam what I yam