What would you do if you could suck your own dick?

What would you do if you could suck your own dick?

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relieve your mother of her service

everyone can suck their own dick, just do joga and stretching you fat virgin

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i can and i did yesterday, swallowed the whole load, then hated myself
my dick isn't even big

Suck it

can sugg the tip, but have a long way to go getting to the base £;^)

I would've shut the fuck up and puked.

This.

Stretch, lose the gut, and practice. You’ll be blowing yourself in no time. Feels really good, man.

do you think you could suck someone else's?
mine doesn't smell and i can't feel the heat or pulse while succing on the tip :/

inb4 micropenis

I would suck my own dick.

Ouch
It won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house.

I mean, seriously: is this supposed to bea trick question or something?

>if

Meh, it's not worth it, I prefer to jerk off still

Staring at your own dick instead of porn and concentrating on your mouth work is not as fun as watching porn and jerking it.

suck myself to death.

tried one time- ended up doing summersaults for 3.7 miles

same thing i do everyday

try and suck my own dick

only with more success

i'd probably never leave my house ever again

i'd join the 'it gets better campaign' by making a video in which i sternly say to the camera 'it DOES get better'

and then show them how by sucking my own dick

Awesome cougars

I could do it at a certain point in the past. It left me with neck and back pain but the feeling is amazing. The sucktion, the saliva dripping down your shaft, the advancing ejaculation with each successive swallow makes you strive to go deeper and deeper until you finally explode in your mouth, blissfully enjoying every pump of semen down your throat.

i can do it but i started hurting my back so i stopped, takes a long time to warm up and stretch as well, i spend about 2 hours in total

try putting your dick in your own ass

Maybe
If you're shaved and cute...
maybe... :^)