Ask Yoda a question you must, answer them I shall...MmmmmmMMMMmmMMmm

Ask Yoda a question you must, answer them I shall...MmmmmmMMMMmmMMmm

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What do you think about the dark skin people, master Yoda?

what do you think about boipussy master yoda?

13% of the population they are...MMMmmM...but commit 50% of the crime they do...exterminate them all we must....mmMmmmMmmMM...ketamine I shall aquire

Master yoda, where is the best place to get a philly cheese steak sandwich?

What do you think about this Master Yoda?

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Why do all the jedi have big gay?

MMMMMM...better then females it is...

Philly of course....mmmMm

lmao based. and I'm in the screen cap too

Disgusting this is...Cleanse world of filth I must...go to my local firearms shop I soon shall...MMMMMM

master yoda, nivida or amd?

MMMMMMMMMM...Nivida of course

trips of truth checked, master yoda, i'm sorry for masturbating, please spare me, i'll be good from now on

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No homo they did not say...forgot to wear socks they did...gay they are...mmmMmMMmm

master yoda, Coffee, Tea, or Soda?

MmmMMmmmm...unforgivable your grivence is...purged you shall be...disgusted I am...mmmmm

NO! master yoda don't! i'll be good boy, i'll do anything, even allahu akbar myself in a gay parade (in minecraft)

MMMMMm...the chadly water you fool...poisining yourself with these man-made concoctions you are...liberate not only the mind but the body from your corrporate overlords you must...mmmmM

but master yoda, i bought you a cheese burger.

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MMMMmMMMM...question me you must not...first on my list you now are...even above furries and the crippled you now are...mmmmMM

Blessed you now are...Good Boy Points you shall recieve...forgive me for my words you shall...mmmmm

Master yoda can you get me un-blacklisted from instagram?

i'm sorry master yoda, when the time comes... please be quick

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mmmMMm...powerful I am...but not more powerful then zuckerborg I am...trained him as a youngling I did...mmm...become more powerful then I ever imagine he did...unable to stop him I am....MMMmm

no unblacklist me from instagram master yoda!

MMMMmmmMM...death for you...tortoures it shall be...mmmMMMm

master yoda, heroin or ketamine?

told you the truth I did...feds already at my door already...regret selling ketamine to minors I do...MMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...KETAMINE I NEED...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

fuck you, illiterate cunt, i'll stick me shovel so far up your back end it will come out of your bloody mouth, come at me you green nigger

bro shut the fuck up before i shove a cactus so far up your ass that you have more pricks in you mouth than you do during pride month

mmmMMmm...death I seek...most welcolme for your providence I am...refer to me as a member of the darker races you did...execute you publicly in the streets I shall...MMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMM...thankful for your defence I am

nota prob master, also bejeweled or tetris?

Chad I am..Tetris I play...mmmmMMMM

when I'm done with you, i'll fuck raw your steaming corpse. but don't worry. i'll be gentle.

don't think i didn't get that morrowind reference. you n'wah.

master yoda, morrowind or oblivion?

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