I'm on day 4 of drinking contaminated water

I'm on day 4 of drinking contaminated water.
AMA

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FIRST!

Do you think I'm an idiot?

Do you feel sick yet?

I think OP is defiantly a faggot, and it aint because of the water

Bad genetics

Land of the free?. What a fucking shite hole, we even have clean tap water in the UK. You didn't prey hard enough too the flag, a bald eagle or what ever you guys have made up, bastardised or imagined. No wonder you shoot each other.

Brexit will end you

Your people voted and your shit government cant even follow through with the will of its people.

You live in a euro-puppet state

Hey, everyone, look at the slave to Hamburg!

Nope. I'm beginning to wake up. Many years ago I changed my socks, every single day. Always kept my feet clean. But for some reason, I still contracted Athlete's Foot all the time. I also used to get sick a lot. I had fevers often. I had migraine headaches. I ate healthy, exercised, did everything right. I believed in all of these things. Now... Well... I don't totally believe in all of these things. Cleanliness. Germs. Bacteria. I haven't showered in over 5 years now. I don't use shampoo or soap all over my body. I take a simple freshen up bird bath in the sink, once a day. I never bathe or shower. Ever. I do not change my socks anymore. I wear them until they wear completely out. I don't wash them either. I don't change my clothes for months. I eat whatever the fuck I want to eat.

I never get sick anymore.

You tell me. Does it seem like something is just not quite the same about reality these days?

According to the doctors and the specialists, I have all kinds of mental illnesses. But physically I am in my prime.

Life is strange.

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We kicked your ass off our continent and back to your inbred island over 200 years ago, and then begged us to save you from Europe 70 years ago, and now you are shooting yourselves in the fucking head

We will still have clean water though. And none of your chlorine saturated meat. But otherwise, yeah, Brexit will fuck us up and the government know this, that's why they are dragging their heals. Fuck the 52%, they are fucktards.

YUM

I bet you smell horrible.

*definitely

It was in the year '95 that a combination of events, into which I
need not enter, caused Mr. Sherlock Holmes and myself to spend
some weeks in one of our great university towns, and it was
during this time that the small but instructive adventure which I
am about to relate befell us. It will be obvious that any details
which would help the reader exactly to identify the college or the
criminal would be injudicious and offensive. So painful a scan-
dal may well be allowed to die out. With due discretion the
incident itself may, however, be described, since it serves to
illustrate some of those qualities for which my friend was re-
markable. I will endeavour, in my statement, to avoid such terms
as would serve to limit the events to any particular place, or give
a clue as to the people concerned.
We were residing at the time in furnished lodgings close to a
library where Sherlock Holmes was pursuing some laborious
researches in early English charters -- researches which led to
results so striking that they may be the subject of one of my
future narratives.

All of my doctors are up front with me, as are my various therapists over the last few years. My doctor explained to me that genetically, since my earwax was a certain consistency and color, I had the genetics from Asia that allows people to go without bathing and not have body odor. The only time I smelled, it wasn't my body, but my clothes. And he said it wasn't a foul smell, but a sweet and earthy smell like incense and herbs.

In public, you can tell if you smell bad or not from peoples' reactions. I don't smell bad.

My skin could be in better shape.

Reality is a lie.

Here it was that one evening we received a
visit from an acquaintance, Mr. Hilton Soames, tutor and lec-
turer at the College of St. Luke's. Mr. Soames was a tall, spare
man, of a nervous and excitable temperament. I had always
known him to be restless in his manner, but on this particular
occasion he was in such a state of uncontrollable agitation that it
was clear something very unusual had occurred.
"I trust, Mr. Holmes, that you can spare me a few hours of
your valuable time. We have had a very painful incident at St.
Luke's, and really, but for the happy chance of your being in
town, I should have been at a loss what to do."
"I am very busy just now, and I desire no distractions," my
friend answered. "I should much prefer that you called in the aid
of the police."
"No, no, my dear sir; such a course is utterly impossible.

This sort of thing happens occasionally in Britain as well.

Fairly recent example:
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>too the flag

Should be ‘to the flag’.

Please, as a fellow Brit, try and avoid making us look like cunts.

what kind of incesne? i think I know you do you live in idabel?

05-09-34-54-66 / 17
27-35-46-53-61 / 03

What does Boris Johnson's precum taste like?

No. I live in Valliant. There is a rabbit hole in my apartment and I am usually very far deep down inside of it. Sometimes I stay in the Warren for months. It feels like a miracle is about to happen soon. I can't wait for Love. Reboot.

It was impossible to tell, what with the overpowering taste of your mother’s snatch and all.

Im glad you are enjoying AMERICAN pussy. Good to know you come to your senses and turned your back on those slags you call women. Scone munching eurotrash

The 2xeng and 2xeng2xcockpit mech rules will require that you make
new mech sheets for these monsters. With a little bit of work, clear tape,
and photocopies you can cut up, you can make the sheets no problem. I'll
give you what location has how many crits of each thing.

2 ENGINE MECHS

The two engine mech is simply a battlemech that has such a high
speed that the weight or power requirements are so high that two engines
are requird as opposed to one. For a mech to have two engines, it must
pass one of two requirements. If it doesn't, then the mech will simply use
one engine. NOTE: The weight requirements below are based upon standard
engine weights and are regardless of the possibility of the engines being
ST or XL engines.

For the design of your mech, replace the rules for "Determine
engine weight" with this list:

1) Detremine the speed of the mech
2) Determine the Engine rating
3) Determine the Engine weight
4) Check to see if steps 2 or 3 qualify the mech for 2x engine
status.

contain our work for the year 1894, I confess that it is very
difficult for me, out of such a wealth of material, to select the
cases which are most interesting in themselves, and at the same
time most conducive to a display of those peculiar powers for
which my friend was famous. As I turn over the pages, I see my
notes upon the repulsive story of the red leech and the terrible
death of Crosby, the banker. Here also I find an account of the
Addleton tragedy, and the singular contents of the ancient British
barrow. The famous Smith-Mortimer succession case comes also
within this period, and so does the tracking and arrest of Huret,
the Boulevard assassin -- an exploit which won for Holmes an
autograph letter of thanks from the French President and the
Order of the Legion of Honour. Each of these would furnish a

Taste?

Whut?????. Yeah, and also kek. Suckers.

And yet, we still have clean water.

I can't help it, its not just me, the rest of you are doing a grand job of making the world think we are cunts. Which we are, of course, the biggest and best. Fuck you Reece mog

Retards saliva.

Boris is a yank anyway....

Mmmm just had a delicious glass of water

Oi, cheeky kunt. Ya got a license ta drink wa’ah?

Samefag detected

You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns
black, representing all of the dark which has been sucked into it. If you
hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn
black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.
Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all
of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When
the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced
before the portable dark sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from its mass
generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.

>run-off
that's just a nice way of saying you're drinking sewage