Walk into your bedroom

I be like bitch get out my house before my wife spreads you all over the walls ...very simple ...i wouldnt really have a choice lmao

Spare some change

make her fuck the octopus as promised

I'd shift her business to adult content and relocate her to my basement cell. Then make a shitton of money of off this dumb hoe.

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Rape and kill her

I'd wonder why slaanesh has sent me this gift.

Um.... fuck her?

She'd be so much hotter if she had a dick

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Can I get the sauce?

I forget exactly, but when I looked into it, I wasn't pleased. It's one of those japanese ladyboys who needs to be really dolled up. Like we're talking so asian the chest is sunken in. That's legit the only good gif of them.

Damn. Thanks anyway, nigga.

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Who is that
I need to know for research purposes

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No idea, sorry

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>Drop pants, exposing my extremely babyish diaper
>Diaperfuck her face
>Untape diap
>Blast her with piss

I immediately become suspicious of everyone and everything within eyesight and suspect hidden cameras. Thats some lame prank show bullshit. Stereotypical THOT suddenly in my home uninvited? You better hope shes real coy on that intro or she may get shot for trespassing.

Kek what a cuck

punch in face and tell her to get the fuck out, I'm playing Minecraft

I don't know. She's hot but I'm a faithful man, I don't think I'd be alright with myself if I cheated.

Tell that ugly bitch to fuck off

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I would tell that dude to gtfo!

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You break my heart, user.

Batista bomb onto my huge Lego Death Star

congratulate her for making money off cucks so easily

Immediately start masturbating at a furious rate, cumming on her toes, and then leaving

Faggot

BLAST IT WITH PISS

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punch her in the face real hard, what an annoying, cancerous cunt

I bought a nug of her poo on the dark web. should be arriving next Thursday, you jelly whitebois?

Someone's mad over the pornhub troll I see

Ask her what she is doing and probably politely yet firmly ask her to leave.

that's awesome, dude. I'm really happy for you.

no, it's her style and looks.

What, objectively attractive? I dunno about you user but I like attractive women

>Belle Delphine
>women
Pick one

not objectively attractive. she looks like a dude in drag

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No thanks we are all already gay enough here

Sell her my bath water.

Why is there so much gay porn in this thread

To appeal to faggots like you

Fuck her weather she wants to or not.

She looks incredibly shallow, and probably would assume that I am gay since I am thin and take good care of myself. I would totally end up friended and disappointed that someone so short and ugly turned me down.

who does she think she is, breaking and entering my house

it's time to give her the shoe

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Take her money then.

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kick her out and call the police

Definitely go on Yea Forums and make roleplaying threads because I'm a neet with no fucking life