Next Celeb
Next Celeb
nice
#ripEms
holy fuck
y u wan lay eggs in my ears
Made for fucking
I wanna munch on those macaroons, the cookies look nice too
Night anons. I’m going to go hit myself with a hammer and try to sleep.
Fir love :333
I wanna push that VJ out of that bus.
Sleep tight. Make sure it's just a rubber mallet!
Gently, now. Don't damage yourself again.
If I was a spider, at night I'd crawl in your ear and lay eggs in it, user...
pop a Lunesta and zzzz
y tho, that's so fucked up
A true sexy queen
Please don't smash your cock with that hammer for sexy Nina, please don't crush your balls with a cinder block for a sexy Nina
Lily is Phil Collins' greatest artistic contribution to the world. No doubt in my mind.
I know I say it just about every time, but Juno's curly hair just melts me
Too late trips user
So we can start a lovely spider family together, obviously... :3
damn more
Q u e e n
If you're here to lick cum off of Katy post your discord
So beautiful....
who dis
Spiders are underrated.
U melt me
You're King Flatterer tonight, aren't you? Johnny Sweetpost? I don't know exactly what to call you, but you've clearly kidnapped Pixanon and drugged him with some happy pills c:
Shailene Woodley, costar in The Spectacular Now
Legs for daaaaaays
what if I just wanna provide the cum?
notWill smells
HNGHHH
>My balls are completely drained. I feel sick :///
So much for turning your whole life around... :--/
I try not to kill them, I always scoop them up and bring them outside if I can. Just cause they look a certain way does NOT mean you can treat them less, they're human beans too for god sakes. ; n ;
Hey why do I smell? :(
For starters, you're not Will
It was a rough 2 days :///
But I thought I was a good user :/
because i said so in a .txt document titled dating profile
please stop replying to BD
Don't tell me what to do
stop it
why so small, user?
My primary directive is to make you blush before I go to sleep. Or if that fails, I'll settle for just putting a smile on your face, cutie.
When my windows are open, I just leave the spiders alone, let them mind their own business, and then marvel at all of the flies that I no longer have to deal with, because they're taking care of it. It's a perfect little ecosystem.
Don't tell me how to die
I do what I want you commie bastard
that's what he said
I don't
I feel bullied, I’m sad now :( no more shaileneposting tn i guess
At this rate you're not gonna have a sexy Kiki.
:---/ No more excuses out of you.
Bawww, perfect harmony. n u n
>ywn incorporate your apricot jam into sexy Kiki's custard with your spoon
;______;
So what you're saying is that if I pretend I haven't been blushing this whole time, you'll just stay up all night with me? I have to say, that *is* tempting. Almost as tempting as pizza in bed with Juno is.
This
YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT! YOU FEEL BULLIED?! I WROTE THAT IN PRIVATE! I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT IT!
I kind of like BD though. Sometimes.
I hope that you are enjoying your night, chad
No you don't.
I do though, beady :(
kys
Posting shoops should get you banned
Not him, but no you don't. Nobody does. Rightfully so.
Squirt in my face spooky spooky skeleton !
Chad does
It doesn't even need shooping
It's still a juicy ass
Well, no. I wish it were that simple. I seriously do have to go to sleep. I'm not done with you, tho. Talk again soon, yeah?
Balanced as everything should be.
fuck off bd
Night night dear. Enjoy your fly free sleep (thanks spiders!). :---]
I'm watching you
For sure. Get some sleep, cutie.
I do too, tbh. He gets a bad rap, but he brings it on himself. He's sort of like the Darth Vader of these threads though, there's still some good in him, deep down
HNGHHH
>No more excuses out of you
I'm not even human any more, user :///
>celeb is dead
Very sad!
put away the badge you self-entitled wad
Thanks to bd
Why can't we all just get along?
>I'm not even human
:----/ user... stop.
Because BD is a massive faggot.
Who the fuck is BD?
Yeah, but we at least have to try and be nice
tales told old, of hill and stone and those who push them
Just not to him.
good morning anons
Teehee
I have no cum left in my balls for a sexy Barbara :///
Good night Babs
And good night everyone else
Good evening!~
Enabler kys
What if they are squeezed REAL hard?
good morning silly :3
good night christenanon
Don't encourage him to do things that he shouldn't. He needs to stop fapping so his balls will be heavy and full with healthy, thick white cum to pump into a sexy Kiki when he turns his life around and meets her. :--/
I truly wish I could be a celeb qt in real life, and fuck all the cute boys that fight over mer
Pfft, I'm a positive influence on his life.
*me
Of course it goes without saying that Barbs is always welcome
do you wish you could be a regular qt?
Yeah, I'd settle for that too. But a celeb qt would be especially fun.
same
Well memed, my friend.
Let's try and keep it that way!
you could be a regular qt, maybe even a celeb one if you tried hard enough
This makes me sad :////
I give in too easily :///
I want her nude at my bed, and oil all her tight body
I don't want to be trans though, that doesn't count. I had one chance to be born a qt, and I missed it
Just a few strokes..
you charmer! how is your evening?
I hope very well
Chaddio is my daddio
how about a trap?
Trap, trans, whats the difference? Still doesn't count
Quite good. A tad late, and a tad sleepy, but regardless still quite good!
And hopefully your morning is peaceful and pleasant?
checked....there are trans celeb qts though. you are what /lgbt/ calls an egg
Define egg for me? :o I'm assuming it's like "a trans person that hasn't broken yet?" kek
well, there is a certain serenity to a misty morning in the mountains, so I can't complain :)
any specific babses you want to see?
hnghhh
more or less, they always say that the egg will come to live in regret
Probably :c but I have masculine features anyway, so I would really just be bringing more pain on myself if I ever went all the way. Probably better for the world if I live a short life in denial, then die young, kek.
Oh my thats a sexy babs
jaysus just cut the string and get naked at that point
her cheeks are doing all the job
My word...
I won't try to tell you how to live your life user, but if you only hope to die young anyway, I don't see any harm in at least looking into these sorts of things
got more from the front? gotta see that tummy
Well, maybe I will. You see, my brother beat me to the punch and came out as gay when he was in college. I'm pretty sure if my mom had a trans son on top of that, she'd just kill herself. And I can't do that to her
lickable tummy
Nigger
Chek'd
bellybutton is for the tongue
bellybutton is for the benis
Now, I'm edging for Babs
Yes.
Chek'd
>slick shiny body
gag
Nigger
Rubbing the head of my cock for a sexy Barbara
the numbers are talked, I must cum for Babs
doesn't seem like you even have a choice
I'm not going to speculate on either your mother or the nature of matronly love, just something to think about....it's your world
Chek'd
Chek'd
Well, I appreciate the words of wisdom, regardless of which direction I go in. It had never even entered my mind that this is something real for me, before tonight, tbh. Just passing thoughts, and "what if"s
pey butts checked
and yet yours are so much nicer
besides all this, how is your day going user?
Babs makes my pants feel tighter
It's going. Was getting ready for bed, but this conversation intrigued me, so I stayed up a bit later. How was your day?
Babs causes spontaneous loss of pants
I need to experience this
cool seeing Hunter posted here
would bottom for
Good morning everyone
How was Iceland? Still there?
lewd
Nope. Already back at work
Was super awesome!
IDK where are my pants now... she would drain me so nice
Yes she would user...so nice...
mine goes the same as yesterday, and I imagine as tomorrow too....so it goes....
I think I have posted her once before, the responses have been less hateful than I had expected
I can tell from how she looks... She is agressive girl. Possibly a man beater!
>I can tell from how she looks... She is agressive girl. Possibly a man beater!
Kill yourself faggot
I would not resist... my cock throbbs very wild
>Nope. Already back at work
>Was super awesome!
Sensitively...
I can tell from how she looks... She is agressive girl. Possibly a man beater!
IDK where are my pants now... she would drain me so nice
Kill yourself faggot
I would not resist... my cock throbbs very wild
Sensitively...
Make way for my favorite of all time, Jennifer Connelly.
>Make way for my favorite of all time, Jennifer Connelly.
>Good morning everyone
Good morning everyone
Such is life though. Well, I really should be going to bed. Thanks again for the words of wisdom, it is definitely food for thought.
Just kill yourself already you miserable faggot
Nope. Already back at work
Was super awesome!
Just kill yourself already you miserable faggot
Nigger
>Just kill yourself already you miserable faggot
>Nigger
Kill yourself faggot
Such a crybaby
she's taller than I thought she was, heels or no
Such a crybaby
Kill yourself faggot
5'7"
I love her for that
sweet dreams user, I wish you the best
too small