G/fur Why is it so hard to get laid edition.
G/fur Why is it so hard to get laid edition
Elijah Butler
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Charles Diaz
Jacob Richardson
Getting laid is over-rated, I want someone I can love and cuddle, then have kinky sex with.
Ian Peterson
Love is over-rated
There isnt anything besides sex someone can give you than a bottle of booze can give you better.
Christian Johnson
Because all of you furfags need to kill yourselfs
Jacob Jones
not hard just accept you're white cock is inferior to bbc
Landon Wilson
Im not white
Levi Howard
Nicholas Collins
Why is it so hard to get someone to like you is the real question
Nolan Phillips
Chill Kik group for anyone who still uses Kik. Now upgraded with a lounge for +10 more daily posters
Caleb Barnes
Taking an absolute shot in the dark, but don't suppose any of ya are from the Seattle area?
Bentley Thomas
You dont have to like someone to have sex with them.
Logan Baker
I can't cuddle a bottle of booze, I can't talk to a bottle of booze when I'm feeling shitty and get a smile from their presence, I can't have a bottle of booze there to support me in my bad moments, and celebrate my good ones. Sex is just between 30 minutes or a few hours of pleasure. Someone who you love and who loves you back is a constant high.
Jayden Bailey
used to be
Elijah Stewart
Cuddling is worthless
Smiles are worthless
Dont have bad moments? Just get drunk and get over it.
Love is worthless.
Sex better because you actually get something worthwhile out of the other person.
Jackson Williams
Why do I always meet people from seattle online?
Xavier Watson
Anthony James
Hudson Martinez
Don't listen to them user, you're completely right with how you're thinking. Nothing wrong with wanting somebody to have tender moments with
No idea honestly, I just know it's practically the furry capital of the US
Ethan Gonzalez
>Cuddling is worthless
You've clearly never done it
>Smiles are worthless
If you've ever had someone you love genuinely smile at you because of something you've done, you'll know this is bullshit
>Dont have bad moments?
We all have them
>Just get drunk and get over it.
I'd rather go to the gym
>Love is worthless
Even on a biological level, this is bullshit
>Sex better because you actually get something worthwhile out of the other person.
I can't think of anything more worthwhile than a mutually loving relationship.
Zachary Morris
i want tender moments!
Levi Perez
I went there for the DOTA international a few years ago, (I'm a brit) it seemed like a fun and nice place. I love exploring cities.
Jaxson Rodriguez
I honestly dont care about any of those things besides sex.
Luke Hughes
Seattle is a dump. It's no longer a nice place to live
Justin Morgan
And how often do you get the chance to have sex?
Ryder Mitchell
I was there in the summer of 2016, so I don't know what it's like now. What about it makes it a dump?
Joshua Carter
Never, because im not as good looking as other people.
Christopher Lopez
Ok, sure mate. The fact that you're obsessed with sex is the exact reason no one wants to be with you.
Henry Foster
Why though? What happened in your life that made you so bitter?
Me too bud
West Seattle isn't too bad, but the rest of the city is in pretty bad shape these days
Jaxson Murphy
Well then someone's going to have to bite the bullet and take one for the team and let me fuck them.
Cameron Morris
Sometimes I feel like my existence is evolutionary failure. I suck at wocial interactions. It's like my brain is wired differently go everyone else. Bros, lay it on me. What are the probabilities of getting into a relationship/hooking up with someone if you're 19 and never dated anyone before? Just feels like I missed out. I don't get relationships or flirting at all, and I feel like I'm at an age where I'm supposed to understand some of it at least. Is it game over? Sorry for venting
Thomas Baker
Dont know. Might just be naturally sociopathic. I dont really get anything in my head for associating with people, I just want to fuck them.
Jeremiah Morgan
youtube.com
It's worth an hour of your time if you're really interested. Drugs, homelessness, ineffective police force, the city council is too busy smelling their own socialist farts to give a shit unless their problems end up on youtube
west Seattle is an entirely different area. Past the Duwamish it's actually inhabitable
James Carter
No one owes you sex, mate. Bloody hell, get a grip man.
Jordan Young
Sex doesnt matter, all that matters is having cute bfs. Hot take.
Logan Taylor
I'll give it a watch, thanks.
Parker Cooper
>19
Im 27 and cant get laid. Get over yourself.
But you probably dont care because you probably see me as a loser as a 19yo looking at a 27yo virgin.
Jose Moore
Well then ill just keep doing what im doing. If I thought someone owed me sex id be a rapist.
Jaxon Ramirez
Sex matters the most.
You lose your bf but you still have your absence of virginity.
Cooper Kelly
FWIW the problems presented in that video were largely ignored by the city council. They only care if it actually makes them or their policies look bad. Which is why they've disarmed the police force.
I'm not much for politics but if Seattle and San Franciso were countries hell bent on seeing who can be more liberal, we would be well past nuclear war
Brody Hall
>Tfw no cute smart boi to cuddle with while talking about maths
Charles Martin
>But you probably dont care because you probably see me as a loser as a 19yo looking at a 27yo virgin.
Couldn't be further from the truth. Age doesn't really matter to me, if someone's going through similar hardships. Though I suppose you probably feel worse than I do. Apologies, I didn't mean to make anyone older than me who's a virgin feel self conscious. I was just looking for input on my own situation
Brayden Price
Adrian Powell
I had sex with a friend once, wasn't that great. Sure it was kind of exciting at first but then I realized it really feels incomplete without someone you really love. Plus anal doesn't feel good unless you have a top who isn't totally selfish and is patient. All my friend knew was to shove it in and cum 1 minute later.
All in all I've only had sex with 2 different people. My 1st bf, and my friend. Now I'll see my 2nd bf in December. He's a virgin so hopefully we can help learn more about sex in a slow loving way.
Sure, I get really horny and yiffy all the time but I just fap and then I feel ok. Being alone without any decent friends you can connect with is much worse than not getting some worthless casual sex in my opinion.
Jonathan Morales
I lost my virginity at 13, don't be in a rush just chill and talk to people, be a decent dude, eventually fate will bring someone and you have to make the right moves.
Hunter Collins
>lost virginity at 13
correction you were raped at 13
Cooper Garcia
Nah, the other guy was 13 as well. We were both gay, it was perfectly consensual.
Mason Ward
When I was 19 I saw anyone over 21 who was a virgin as a complete loser who should kill themselves.
Honestly, old virgins dont have a place in this world.
Justin Turner
It just takes practice is all, whether that's just getting a job that requires you to talk to people or going out somewhere public a little more often. It doesn't get easier as you get older, but it gets a bit easier to understand, I suppose
To be fair, I don't actually live in the city, just outside of it, so I'm going off of what I've seen. It's just easier to say "I'm from Seattle" online since it's the big city here
If it makes you feel any better, my coworker didn't lose their v-card until they were 30 and they're happily married to that person now. It's never too late
What kinda math? Calc stuff?
Christian Sanchez
Nobody is out having sex in public, but there are couples who will remind you of your lonely existence.
And unless you're in high school nobody gives a crap if you're a virgin.
I JUST WANT HIM TO LIKE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw brainlet
maths are hard
Nathaniel Russell
I dont have moves because you get them from getting laid.
Liam Perry
math is fun~ (takes multivariable) nvm...
John Bennett
>What kinda math? Calc stuff?
Anything, I love solving maths problems. So if I had someone who also loved it, it would be nice.
Zachary Long
>and you have to make the right moves.
This scares me, considering I probably have a better grasp on rocket science than I do on socializing. I get what you're saying though. I should just do me and let life play itself out, correct?
Aaron Walker
>30
Might as well kill yourself at that age.
Levi Roberts
>moves
What the fuck are you on about? There's no "Moves" you just talk and see where things go, if there's a connection, things will happen.
Thomas Edwards
It's because people can pick up what a creep you are who does nothing but obsesses about sex and being a virgin rather than working on yourself to become a better person.
Liam Sanchez
>survives calc
>takes discrete
wut duh fk is this shit i understand less about math than when i first started
Daniel Stewart
High school never ends. The social pecking order just gets bigger.
And everyone judges you for being a virgin.
Josiah Cruz
Well ive been talking to people for a decade and apparently every time it went nowhere.
Charles Reed
They judge you because you're a creepy whiny weirdo with a crappy personality
Bentley Peterson
Well I need to lose the v card to be able to become a better person.
And people have sex with creeps all the time.
Angel Jenkins
You just act morally, treat them well and see where it goes. Other than that, to meet people, just do stuff you enjoy and connect with other people who enjoy the same things. If you just want a shag, there's always Grindr.
Carter James
Ethan Watson
Kevin Richardson
Just try being a bit more social, escape your comfort zone a bit.
Angel Jackson
Creeps with terrible personalitys have sex all the time.
What makes me different?
Oh yeah, im not as good looking.
Wyatt Russell
You act like I havent dont that the past 13 years.
Ryan Gray
Evan Gutierrez
So are you just going to spend all your time whining and crying about being a virgin on gfur threads on b until you die?
Gabriel Morgan
Most certainly isnt fun!
It ends as you finish it, people realize how stupid they were during that time and move on.
Never been judged for being a virgin, but I have been for being single.
Parker Morgan
Well keep bloody trying. And keep doing what works, stop doing what doesn't.
Wyatt Hall
Thats the plan if I never get laid.
Kevin Richardson
1.Stop telling people your going to fuck that you are a virgin. Its both stupid, and its not important
Austin Reyes
I get that, it was pretty nice being able to talk with my brother's friend about integrals or optimization when I got the chance. Would definitely be better with an SO. You happen to have any tips for Sets and Logic?
Maybe a change of pace is needed? Try going places you haven't gone to before to meet people? Could try music venues if they're around
Good lord I'm slow at reading this thread
Lucas Adams
Then they realize highschool never ended and feel stupid for thinking they got out of it.
Ryder Allen
If I stopped doing what doesnt work then I would just stop trying to get laid altogether, lol. Nothing works.
Jordan Reyes
>Stop telling people your going to fuck that you are a virgin
No? Im a pervert, not a liar.
Aaron Richardson
HMU 541(dash)210(dash)7610
Ryan White
Already went to concerts, bars, festivals. Those had even worse luck than grindr. At least people on grindr talk to me from time to time.
Aaron Bailey
Might not be them, but you rather.
Carson Ross
they have hook up apps. I live in the middle of nowhere and if I wanted to, I could have someone over here tomorrow. Im no beauty. Guys want to fuck, tell them your available and they will come
Christian Bennett
I've been lurking in these threads for like two years, and you're still complaining about being a virgin.
Isn't being gay and trying to get laid like trying to find water if you're a fish?
Why not man a glory hole or something if it really comes down to it?
Mason Parker
Im not the principal.
Aaron Nguyen
An adult telling me they are a virgin sets off red flags. that would send me packing, when if they kept quiet I would have given him a nice time.
Elijah Nelson
I do that and get blocked for being too ugly.
Brody Reed
Because getting aids isnt sex.
Im looking for sex not getting cucked.
Jose Scott
Don't know what to tell you then dude. Sorry you haven't had any luck finding anybody
Jordan Jackson
>tips for Sets and Logic?
For problem solving or specific questions? For specific questions, just practice it. For problem solving, try and re-frame the problem in different ways until you find the right insight, then re frame the problem around that insight and see where that leads you to. At the end of the day, problem solving is just playing with the tools of maths until you get where you want. That's why I love it so much.
Elijah Cruz
Well then thats on you.
Tyler Scott
whats your height weight?
do you groom, do you bathe?
Juan Bailey
I mean, I already know the problem is that im not attractive enough.
Caleb Taylor
why is telling a one time fling that your a virgin so important to you?
Ryan Morales
5'10 (King of manlets)
150
Yes and yes every day. I exercise and wear cloths that fit.
Eli Bennett
Because im not getting cucked by someone, thats why.
Luke Jackson
im 180, 5'10 so I got a bit of a gun, but no lardo. Im almost 50. I very average looking. Every time I want a BJ or a screw I flag on Grdr im looking and I get a bite the same day.
I dont see your issue
John Morales
My mate is 5'10 and has no trouble, stop finding excuses and work on yourself. How are you built? Are you fat?
Parker Scott
Nolan Gomez
Im not looking for 50yos like you.
Adam Perry
Sounds like a case of the supreme gentleman
Carter Perry
>For problem solving or specific questions?
Either/or honestly, I'm taking it next quarter and just want some sort of heads up for what I'm gonna be doing. I'm kinda rusty with my calc 1 though, gonna have to brush up on that for sure. But I'll definitely try to keep the reframing bit in mind when I start learning it!
That doesn't stop unattractive people from having sex anyway. I bet you've probably already heard that a million times already though. Wish I had some better thoughts to help ya out, sorry bud
Just FYI, some of you guys do have genuinely nice personalities. I can see it in bits and pieces, but it's there. Don't be so hard on yourselves, honest
Jonathan Sanchez
No im pretty well built.
Cameron Long
Didnt he never ask anyone out?
I ask everyone out and get a 100% rejection rating.
Oliver Fisher
Personality has nothing to do with getting laid.
Carter Price
wasnt offering.
My point was, if I get more dick than a jockstrap, the problem is you troll boy
Brody Myers
Im not looking for dick. Getting fucked like a woman is easy.
Finding someone to fuck is hard.
Grayson Carter
Maybe in high school it doesn't. Try taking a break from the chans for a while and see for yourself
Lucas Wright
Grindr is a free app, mate.
Christian Moore
Having a bf is still more important.
I wish he liked me holy shit, but instead he'll lewdpost with other people.
I believe he did, but shot way up his league.
And was narcissistic.
Jonathan Richardson
>Try taking a break from the chans
Says someone who probably never hunted, shot, and ate an animal before.
Jordan Jackson
Ive been using it for 3ish or 4ish years now.
Samuel Williams
Well if one of those girls he asked out had sex with him then no one would have died. Once again its women's fault.
Julian Myers
Post a pic of what you look like, or your Grindr profile.
Parker Perez
And what does hunting have to do with any of this?
Zachary Baker
William Martin
Luis Barnes
>Have sex with me or else I will go on a murderous rampage
BIG YIKES LADDIE
Kayden Evans
Meaning I get out and I can hold a conversation with geeks or hillybillys or anyone in between unlike an accusing asshole like you.
Hunter Young
Well im not going to do that. There's other things to enjoy if I cant get laid. Like schadenfreude or vodka.
He was just a psychopath who didnt achieve his goals.
Jackson Barnes
Levi Carter
If this virgin guy has been complaining on this board for 2+ years nonstop why even bothering replying to him? He's obviously just doing it for negative attention cause he's a nasty person
Tyler Perry
Well no wonder you aren't getting any then, you're out in the sticks with some nobodies. Getting out has nothing to do with constantly being on an imageboard. This place is toxic and you should know that, it's a drain on people's minds. Until you decide to get off this site and take a good look at yourself and who you want to be, you'll always be coming back to complain about being a permavirgin
Austin Stewart
Yeah I'm gonna stop at this point, not worth my time anymore
Anthony Peterson
Ive been here since 09, but it wasnt really a problem then because I thought I could still get laid before I turned 25.
Lincoln Mitchell
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
Nathan Thompson
The only person I want to be is someone who isnt a virgin.
Isaac Barnes
Because new people don't know that the rule is 'ignore Nibi'.
Austin James
I don't even feel attraction to humans tbh ever since middle school I haven't really just looked at a girl and thought wow she has a nice ass like tons of kids would do back then I mean I like females I guess but couldn't stand being married to one. I have has this one picture on my phone for the longest time of this furry guy who is so cute and I love the picture I wish I could hug him or kiss him mabey it will be like that in heaven I bet not though since being gay is looked down upon might aswell end it
Colton Foster
Good luck, boy
Is there some kind of extension for this site that lets you guys see IDs or something? I'm going completely off anons
Howdy
Robert Miller
You dont need luck for something you cant get.
Carson Scott
He stopped using the name because people were filtering him.
Nathan Perry
Regardless, it's kinda hard for me to track who's who on here
Jeremiah Lee
Joshua Fisher
>Pic related
Ryder Richardson
Jordan Rodriguez
Alright well, I'm heading out. Movie night at my friend's place. Have fun guys
Ryder Barnes
There is NameSync, which allows names. Regulars use it.
Kevin Murphy
Who is who
And what is what
And why is this
Appropriate
Asher Gutierrez
Overrated. Liking yourself is more important than having somebody else like you. You gotta like yourself!
Cameron Myers
Cameron Rogers
Nibi watch Mike and Melissa
Julian Kelly
Dont know who that is.
William Howard
Jordan James
Looks like ugly 1 dollar animation
Jack Hernandez
I thought you would like it
Ayden Williams
If its not getting me laid I dont care about it.
Samuel Perez
Mason Parker
Ayden Hughes
Jacob Thomas
Christian Stewart
Gabriel Sullivan
I mean, I don't hate myself.
But I also don't like myself because nobody has ever thought I'm worth their time.
Especially him, and I've stopped doing bad things too!
Hey I don't self harm anymore, which he hated.
But yet he'll still come into these threads and lewdpost with people and do so on other sites and shit and yet he won't do it with me.
Joseph Robinson
Levi Cook
Samuel Brooks
Dylan Allen
Been on grindr all fucking day and cant get anyone to respond. Gonna crack open a bottle of vodka.
Jose Green
Jaxson Murphy
Zachary Lopez
Levi Bennett
Nolan Brown
Ryan Johnson
Thomas Thompson
Jeremiah Stewart
Gabriel Gray
Jace Davis
Josiah Lopez
Michael Powell
Cameron Green
Carson Sanchez
Connor Turner
Pantsu or skirt?
Serious answers only please
Liam Torres
Snarf you get laid all the time. What places do you use/go to for ass?
Jace Price
Jayden Fisher
Ryan Ross
Hunter Hall
mewmewmew
James Smith
Skirt.
/soc/
MEOW.
Nathan Myers
wuzzup fluffybutt
Dominic Robinson
ello
Liam Barnes
just get a dog user
Joseph Smith
mmmmmmmmmmmmmew
Brandon Ross
Gabriel Perez
Skirt it is!
Lucas Wood
The kitten won't go to sleep.
Foxy.
Austin Davis
where's the nearest naughty boy who needs a spanking?
Ethan Clark
hiya wem~
hi hi snarf how are you doing?
Brody Carter
hold pillow over it until it goes napnap
you finally off work?!
Tyler Edwards
yee. but now working a 12-16 hour shift tomorrow. 8pm to whenever i get off the next day
Aaron Russell
fuckkkk dude you're too good for that place lol. you're such a good worker
Luis Long
meh, the 24th is my last day so they want me to train everyone to do what i do. plus they just fired 2 people and we are already short staffed from before that
Kayden Brooks
Cause you jerk off to drawn dogs you fucking degenerate
Asher Walker
okay, bath time for you
Elijah Clark
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Ian Davis
ugh that place is always way too understaffed
Isaiah Nguyen
Dirty boys get baths
Xavier Sanders
Ryan Myers
no-one wants to put in more work for a 25cent raise in pay. thankfully the new position im getting im making a buck more than i am now so its somethin.
James Smith
but what if i was a clean boy?
Robert Brown
Today I learned how it feels when a guy cums inside you.
Cooper Davis
Please, we all know you're dirty and smelly
Zachary Moore
sad, sick baf has arrived!
Isaac Martin
hmmm but, hear me out. What if i took a shower when i got home
Anthony Cooper
hi baf, sounds like you need cuddles come here
Sebastian Price
i cannot :( even more sad baf
>img limit feelsbad
Nathaniel King
mmmmm then have my virtual cuddles while i hug my pillow
Samuel Roberts
ill grab my pillow too, this works
Carter Flores
good now we both cuddling pillows so it feel like we cuddling someone
Parker Rogers
Come on son
Brandon Wood
nice.
Eli Roberts
nope no son just fox.
yee, and why are you sad? and you need soup, soup cures all
Nathaniel Peterson
a bucks not bad but damn dude for the amount of hard work you put in they eed to give you a huge fucking raise
it feels pretty great huh?
why sad?!
Blake Lopez
baf is always sad you should know this
Joseph Barnes
yea but its a new job within the company
and sad baf needs soft cuddles.
Jace Watson
>it feels pretty great huh?
Yupp yupp yupp! Only thing is that I I asked not to go too deep, but when he was about to finish he didnt rly listen too me in those lasts few seconds, so that was a bit painfull at the end
Thomas Harris
Come sit on my lap
Ethan Reyes
sadboi baf ;~;
truee :3c
owyy he should have been more respectful to your butt >:U
did he cum inside you or did he wrap his willy?
Leo Murphy
Kitty, start a new thread.
William Wood
seems like a trap. is this a fun trap?
and plus with that raise and more hours i can buy stuff!
and i have friday saturday and sunday off. just wont be on as much
Julian Lewis
yay three day weekend! :D
Parker Robinson
ya! just sad cause i have to go to bed at like 6 or 7 on weekdays -_-
Benjamin Foster
Yea especialy because i told him serveral times before :p
Did came insdie, no condom, so was interessting!
Asher Cooper
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