Mfw i rise like a phoenix

you stop shaming me right now ant tell me if this lady is of any importance or is it just a meme everyone and their dog just decided one day to hang in their house
its the divine woman isnt she

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In Spain old women will just shout at you for looking spooky in their hallucinations

My brother's friend got berated by this old lady for not having any shoulders in her hallucinations and was forced to leave the cathedral by a crowd of angry women

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thats quite a leap from one lady did this thing once to old women in spain are like this

Yes but the government and police enforcement command structure of Spain permits these women to accost International pilgrims as such with no repercussions or accountability and there is no way to discern the identities of these individuals nor to see Justice in any regard

As a matter of fact it's high treason but please disregard everything I say from now on

>disregard everything I say from now on
oh i can do that

W.T.F that's my mom
but 4 real I don't remember seeing this honestly I forgot most about the game by now but it's nothing relevant to the story
or maybe it is and I forgot

I gotta break kay-fabe just for a sec just for you poopie:
This image is absolutely fucking slamming, dude. This shit is legit high lelvel compositional mastery. Dead up. Plus use of imagery, textural info and visual teleological matter and substance is so on point. Fuck me, the dialectic of object/ground here is so tight. Just when a space is resolved it transitions so nicely to its harmonized antithesis.
Cheers dude, you inspire me.

nice dubs
this painting is in every single shed in haven. cracks me up

When I was 15 years old I had a very important person in my life come and ask me 'Who's your hero?' I said, 'I thought about it and it's me in ten years. So I turned 25 ten years later and that same person comes to me and goes, 'Are you a hero?' I said, 'Not even close!' She said why and I said, 'My hero is me at 35.' You see, every day, and every week, and every month, and every year of my life, my hero is always ten years away. I'm never going to be my hero. I'm not going to obtain that and that's fine with me because it keeps me with somebody to keep on chasing. ilu

Based McConaughey

EA probably only kept one of the level designers and fired the rest

on a more real tip tho: GS ate dominos last nite + i donut kno if they have dominos in th places you go, poopie, but lemme tell u how many tiems GS sat on toilet today wow

feels like they fired a lot more people than that
congratulations buddy have you named them all

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

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aight goodnight vietnam

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

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i went to my former place of employment to close some thangs got sent away again cause the person isnt working today AGAIN and thats after they called the secretary that i can come now cause theyre back from vacation
its not close to where i live btw fuck my life famalam

You don't need to be aftaid

nice word salad bud at least theyre still payin you
why are you running

IT'S _______

u are winrar
also the iron capsules might be working cheers *SIPP*

Who told you about the iron capsules
that's my secret weapon

look around you ashley
really LOOK

You are Iron Man?

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I swear to God if I find out you've been using my archetype sketch as a representative concept for your weapon or any hypothetical weapon designs for real or artistic depictions of weapons I am going to be so mad

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right now we are all bate man

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dont think about it as a weapon and ponder on your friendships sometime cause they may not be that

I don't even acknowledge the existence of people who don't wear scarves

I look fucking fantastic in a scarf tbh

Obv

i have to wear a scarf cause i live in hell not gonna lie its a difficult subject

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if the sun tells me to check em then check em i shall

I'm dead inside

gud check dear
start a company!

now why would I want to do that

im not asking you to want to

don't bully me or myself

OH MY GOD THE DOG THAT SNIFFED OUT CASEY ANTHONYS STINKY WAS NAMED GARRUS

that dog was me btw

You're perfect

this

srsly i lost my shit

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as much as i love you im gon disagree on the hard graphite bb
i like my shit nasty

listen here u lil shit

oim lisnin

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today I dreamt we had a school trip to idk Irak or something and I had a cool sports car parked inside the bus we were taking but I wasn't allowed to use it. when we arrived we were chased around by terrorists some ppl were stabbed some were shot also the inhabitants threw sticks @ us.

>I had a cool sports car parked inside the bus we were taking but I wasn't allowed to use it.
hit subscribe if you hate when this happens

it certainly was not a bruh moment

i AM the golden god

I have this one friend he's always like "bro haha bro"

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i really really like this image

that's because it's
1. funny
2. relatable

ass

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

holy shit so many horse options wut da fug
i dont think i have the time to ride them all

why would you ride anything thats not this doe

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dubs lol
I didn't have that
I didn't have the dlc maybee thats why

at least you got pirlo dubs

;^)

pinker hurts i need to get back in shape wow

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:^]

>44
:^)

:^o

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seven eyed astronaut lamb

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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look how they massacred my boy

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>Average Luck
sounds bout rite

n11ceyoutube.com/watch?v=jRJ2wAwWl2U

ur boi Garlic Salt risin liek a mog fuggin feenix rn cuz i just woke up 2bh after only liek 6 hours of sleep + i fuggin hate it cuz ths rlly not ur bby's stly GS rlly need at least 7.5 hours of sleep to not hit a wall sometiem mid-morning + it don't mater that's is saturday cuz ur boi got mad shit 2 do + he not the ty-pe to roll over + go back 2 slee pcuz he mind like a fucking cocked spring as soon as it twitch it spring fugg fgugg wtf duderino? GS fuggin cats always be waking him up @ the 1st crack a grey w/ they crying + whining talkabout 'gimme food gimme foood gimme food gimme food' + sumtiem i be liek "bitches don't i treat u good enuf???!~~" but u kno ur bby GS just want 2 sleep + he rlly love the kitties but damn the white one need to shut the front door in the morning liek permanently. anyway srry 4 long post thnx 4 hostin my blog on ur site poopie

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excellent post bby have you tried duck tape i hiely recummen you put a duck in every cat mouth and then bost about i on rebbit n den you get so much replie u dun even neeed ur morning cocane win win

also uuhyuhh safe and unharmed arent the same thing stephanie dont make me show you

jesus my glutes and thighs are c r i p p l e d show that on my pip boy

whose toast is this? fuck it it's mine now

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>blacked
its all yours my're friend

das raycist

uuuu

i jus ate sum garlic bread mn id was otherworldly

Just ate a mean everything bagle w/cream cheese
Wud take a pic but I dont kno how to reduce file size on my fon so 4chsn will accept image

[satan liked it]
for the breakfats i hat some sorto of inbred egg turkey slice n cheese abomination
it was nothing to write home about and whenever that happens i think to myself i cood b eetin garlic bread r n
in conclusion i consider garlic bread to be the mass effect of food

bro
*pushes thumbs into your eyes*
do u see now? this is what my world looks without you, bro
*a tear rolls down my eye*

Garlic Bread prolly the Smashing Pumpkins of food:
u kno they classic, they popular, but they 100% solid and hit the spot evry tiem never get tired of it

*bites off ur ear and sews own mouth around it so you can only hear my inner booti on ur left from now on*
if only i had two mouths bro

*smashes ur pumpkin* oh shit im sorry

so he saw the door was more opened than he had left it AND HE STILL DINT LOCK IT
so she went to check on the kids and saw a guy carry a pyjamad kid AND SHE THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT
jesus drunk retards should never have kids

wow we like siamneng twins now o_o

mmpfmpmfpm mmmmmm

I hear ya

aight so they killed the girl themselves? then i take back what i said it all goo

i hate the sound but lobe folding boxes and i only have 4 to fole
sometimes life is a huge grey area like that

now i can stackem on top of each othe and wen i putem on the tablel theyre taller than i am and i feel like a lego person
HONEY

is this a poopoi original?

YES NO MAYBE I DONT KNOW CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

did you paint that?

my mother made me doodoo it ok

it's nice didn't think you were a hobby painter

i paint some but drawing is more of my thing really

i wish i could draw but i don't have the patience for it.

sof foam y u so sof

mold previention chip why u gotta mak me angery that some parts of china hab goo climate

madeleine mccann y u no as inte-
aight thats unfair of me to demand

i probably shouldnt put it in my mouth huh

so metallic lipsticc i mean its a choice dont we all wanna look like a matrix character sometims

yes i know you have 3 kids
you can pplug audible without always mentioning taht ya know

ots ok but if youre gon do it why go wwith same color on the eye
nigga how about a foreheadful of blue

R:111
me:

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mom im hurtan myself today xd

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now my entire legs hurt cause itys about to rain kill me

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hey that's pretty good
why don't u post sum of you are drawings sometime

nah i already drawfig somerwhere lelse

>can i trust you with my whole heart

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hurrdurr
I just found a pair of dubs, let me check them

yo how can you go on youtubes in a dirty shirt and say its all good its dirty JUST BECAuse youve been wearing it for 5 days straight
nice check

Different story, different names
But the ending is always the same
Spinning in circles, watching my back
Around you gutless vultures

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back to shit for i talked to a person
oh hey i made this in 2017

did u really

yus
archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5023408/#5024501

thats what you get for being slow and having shit memory
i swear to god u need a tard wrangler

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nice it cool

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captain were gon need mo rubbre bands
no u

This image represents everything wrong with this site

if you make a collab meme on any board you have to expect it to be a lil random

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nice dubs why is its but breathe

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look im so gud bout throwing stuff out but not a million redundant cables no sir yu never know you might lose 40 of them at once one day OH MY GOD A TEXT MESSAGE
it was a fine day at one point i swear

suddenly

i think im going to ghost a bitch

the tables have turned

ive never been ghosted i dont think im pretty sure its impossible
>inb4 u leave the thread

h

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I've never been ghosted either but that's just because I never make a first step lmoa

i make zero steps and the universe doesnt respect it i feel like
i wish i was drunk

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when I get gf it's always the same, the girl has low self esteem and I spend years building up their self esteem with my love and then eventually she's confident enough to leave me lolle I hope climate change wipes out the human race
I'm drunk btw don't bully me

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oh i wish they just fucking left
get sloshed for me bud

oh I am tryin not to drink too much cuz I always go apeshit otherwise lol
why can't u just drink urself

and where do YOU put ur lighter collection
post donw belo

because i cant remember the last day i dint
call it a rule if you want

oh and theres a soccer gaem tomorro

I can't even drink everyday because hangover I just use opiates for the weekdays

hangover wow ur body smart

omg she can sing and her yucky accent doesnt show time to stop making talking bideos

ok not yucky im sorry just contrasting with the impressive amount of research she does and the glasses
kinda reminds me of this instagram face number three gal trhat makes great book reviews and you would never guess

yeah it smells like burnin hair

me on the right

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open bob

ok :(

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>two eights
>two bobs
>but two eights are four bobs???
art major detected

I never studied a meme subject why even live

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i wish i was blind and rendered cool backgrounds
i wish i was deaf and rendered kind words from unrendereable bipeds
i wish i was touch disable so i only rendered caresses and kisses from unrenredeable bipeds in unkowable hellish back grounds

call eat quints

i think what you really want is a free parking spot

i need a plane fist

are you some sort of large individual

am itchy as fuog

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im finding the strangest things

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post your best work

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you come home from work see this what do

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this would be my second best

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Turn 360 Degrees and Walk Away

fuck tha world i bend the spoon with my mind

the spoon doesnt real

i packed the boxes so tight when i lift them over my head i freak out they wont handle the weight

haha jokes on you i closed it again before anything gross happened :))))))

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>if at any point you feel like not talking to yourself anymore, you caNN
-quoting me

dubs neat

shut ub

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why are my best threads the ones where im very sicc

you have a good night
maybe let a turian bite

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I swear to god I'm going to shit

doggo stole a choclit caek n den i work up
how did it go

youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

YOU CAN FIGHT LIKE A KROGAN

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RUN LIKE A LEOPARD

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BUT YOULL NEVER BE BETTER

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THAN COMMANDER SHEPARD

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Wallets get lost on medieval battlefields all the time, and while the standard practice is to at least deliver it to the nearest post office and have them return it to the owner, you may find yourself in an environment where regular postage delivery may not be established for multiple centuries. If you aren't immortal or would rather have the belongings brought to a more immediate relative of their rightful owners delivering it yourself is only common courtesy.

there are paintings in conan now????

>windows update
bongo bongo bongo

wot if u poped n THEN farded???

i was just sent this youtube.com/watch?v=zNl00mOSnJI

>77

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pp

bb

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8
soon

>77

I pussied out didn't do it
>99
niece
>55
nephew

your name is now nancy

very fancy

mother i have multiplel cuts in the genital area

i met one of the kids at the soccer game and boy was i drunk

im literally surrounded by germans and poles and what have you trying to sing in italian

and everyones way more drunk than i am
we lost as well buty buddy did good we also met my tard classmate in the liquor store hes living off of benefits probably doing better than i am

i feel like getting drunk but i'm worried that at a certain point i would just start breaking random objects

i probably wouldnt drink at all if i were dangerous like that

trips confirms i am a danger to myself and others

the songs are getting worse by the minute were all gonn end up at the bolice station

You're not my boyfriend

thank god

i beat that guy once i am not proud of that moment
hes still larger than i am kinda has a double chin

listen i could be blaying bideo gams rite nao

lole poopboi shave he pubic hair
lole poopboi get he dubs

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apparently tomorro im goan to da oudoors gym
ive made worse decisions while drunk

jesus fug lion king two songs also britney spears is dead

n how to basic posted but is he eben alive

what

i mean good dobble

ff

dub
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

definitely no tie