I’ve decided I’m going to commit suicide by shotgun while fucking my soon-to-never girlfriend...

I’ve decided I’m going to commit suicide by shotgun while fucking my soon-to-never girlfriend. She’s agreed to give me one last night of lovemaking. I’ll probably slump between her and the door, the way our bed is so she will even have to move my body to get out.

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And then?

what a waste. at least be a hero and take out a Clinton on your way out

Who cares.

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I feel for the limo company

or better a rothschild or a soros
those cunts have been begging for it all their lives

Thats fking hilarious

No worth it bro, move to a different town or something if you can.start fresh. Story on pic tho?

Bro you gotta shoot her first then it's an interesting story

*Trump

An old Rotten pic. Looks fake by the caliber. If not, he got a lucky shot.

both, gulible dipshit

Pick a name and address from epstiens book. I'm sure people would start talking very quickly.

After you make love to her, spit in her face and tell her that Marley from Pokémon is the best waifu in existence! Es is die führer von das vierte Reich! SIEG HEIL!!!!1!!!

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No way you have another five years of autistic screeching to go

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You should value your life dude. How hard it is now, if you see it through the grass is always greener.

Also your girlfriend will hate you, but that doesn’t matter because you will soon dine in hell.

You're fucking retarded

Cool, just make sure you do it right the first time.

Listen to these two, OP

>grass is always greener
Unless it isn't.

Now we can be night riders forever, Michael.

A guy shot himself with a shotgun.

You're all caught up, genius.

Not if OP is legend.

Omega cringe. Kill your family first for raising such a psycho loser.