Rekt thread?

Rekt thread?

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law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/48
time.com/5189584/choking-game-pass-out-challenge/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Yes please, can't find any good sites anymore

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The smell must be putrid

how long till me upgrades to humans?

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Its people like this who end up doing really crazy shit to humans at some point. Always white too. Yet niggers are the real problem huh kek

Without a doubt this guy is a serial killer.

No one cares about anything you have to say you fucking faggot nigger. Go find a banana.

YAH!
you FAGGOT NIGGER!

FAGGOT NIGGER!!
FAGGOT NIGGER!!
FAGGOT NIGGER!!

>(a) Definition.
>In this section the term “animal crush video” means any photograph, motion-picture film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that—
>(1) depicts actual conduct in which 1 or more living non-human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury (as defined in section 1365 and including conduct that, if committed against a person and in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, would violate section 2241 or 2242); and
>(2) is obscene.

>(b) Prohibitions.
>It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly sell, market, advertise, exchange, or distribute an animal crush video in, or using a means or facility of, interstate or foreign commerce.

>(d) Penalty.
>Any person who violates subsection (b) shall be fined under this title, imprisoned for not more than 7 years, or both.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/48
>>>/global/rules/1

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I hope Satan himself burns the flesh of this faggot's miserable bones. Hope the fucked in the video dies of an agonizing cancer.

LMAO cry harder you absolute faggot

Salty cunt

Niggers comprise of around 11% of the US population but account for almost half the murders. But one psychotic guy who happens to be white is the real problem huh kek.

Found another faggot nigger.

yah you ABSOLUTE FAGGOT!!!
hear that? you not just a FAGGOT!
but an ABSOLUTE FAGGOT!!!!!

where is all the reks?

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Psychopathy is a problem, friend. Good thing these would be serial killers get caught easily now.

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Women

I reported it. The poster makes those and posts them it seems.

story?

some dude die

Imagine falling for that bait, look at the fucking tabs. It's clearly a joke image

This copy pasta is years old. It's been reposted thousands of times. Lol, when your white knighting goes unheard. Lol

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I hope everyone here stops looking at stuff like this and tries to find more normal/less deranged hobbies and subjects to turn you on

Your life is worth more than this debauchery.

Doesn't even have the same nose profile. The profile of the ears are entirely different also.

Hello, newfriend.

how

ur mom fagit thats how

That's from some TV thing.

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this is prepared by scientists to medical study, not an accident.

she got caught in the Popiels slice and dice machine

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nurv gas will melt steal beems

Wtf bruh I need the story

pass out challenge
time.com/5189584/choking-game-pass-out-challenge/

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Risky wearing white. I’d be in my shit clothes

they have a laundry service

after a hard day of chopping off heads he tosses the sand robe in the hamper

Wow

movie stuff, nothing real

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Tricky dude.

"advanced"

Boiii he barely flinched

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> hitting a girl

This is how far manhood has sank.

fake?

see

dumb cocksucker got what he deserved

when you wear dreads your fair game

White knight detected.

Fake, the eyes would be deflated if it were real

really?
its fake?
really?

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Bump

>white knighting on a place where m´lady can't see
Fuck off bitch

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shame
they were about to get down to some hot and heavy loli action

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sometimes nature is a bitch and doesn't let us enjoy the small things

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Did you open all those tabs to make this post?
Holy fuck

i need more info on that

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The way he like puts his hands back down and walks away is akward and idk why... anyone else see this?

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She entered the battle. That makes her a combatant. Therefore not wrong if that man hitting her, because she was going to hit him.

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What is this? LED arrow?

If someone says nerve gas I swear to fucking god

Yes

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It's only a preview of what she'll get when borders are down.

Where McDonald's gets its meat.

>Popiels slice and dice machine
Go to bed, Grandpa

Nah. This is what happens to the diseased livestock.

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Leftists are literally the scum of the Earth. She deserved it

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Nerve gas

ffs

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To be perfectly candid, I wish they eventually bought guillotines, but it's still a very clean cut. Much quicker than the electric chair or injection.

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Hows this cunt managing to hold his eyes shut?

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Its a pollocaust

Story?

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Not really rekt but every time I think of Mexico as a vacation spot I think back to this story.

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Which "Bring It On" was that from?

>Ever been so mad you start swinging a child?

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Story?

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this is why we need AR-15s

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Instant karma

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based

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I remember this whore, has she an heroed yet?

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Based hyena.

>bro i wounder what it would feel like to hang myself man
>dude, try it but make sure you stay on the ground so you wont die
>ok man, sounds air-tight to me

Biggest closet gay fest that exists outside of football.

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The story goes like this....come down to mexico for a drink and a beheading. That was literally a comment on one of these photos and it fits. This is Susana/Susanna Carrera or however you want to spell it. The Husband and her owned a Aluminium company in Mexico. She went to pick up her daughter at a friends house and a car drove up and a guy got out and kidnapped her. They wanted around 250,000-300,000 US for Ransom. The Husband refused to pay so off came her head along with a warning and notice to the husband that this happened to her because the husband thought he was a tough guy. The things that never made sense to me. The friends would of have known she was coming they took a long as hell time to answer the door. The Second that seems like a low amount of money if you own a successful metal company. I personally think the husband had the hit on her arranged to look like a kidnapping etc. I then think kidnappings rapes and peoples heads getting chopped off are rather normal so. I can't find any more information on this but suffice to say due to the fact they changed her clothes and her high heels etc and fancy coat were not found with her they got their moneys worth either way......bottom line I am never visiting Mexico period.

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Pol thinks it's Anthony Bourdain lol

what the holy hell is going on here

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That's actually a dog.

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Dumb bitch

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A little something for the next gfur thread

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Not that good surrogate

Damn user. Thanks for sharing!
>Please enjoy this Clown bus

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lolwut

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If you can't control them, don't own them. Betcha her boyfriend wears a wife-beater daily (except for court dates when he breaks out his Outlaw t-shirt), and has a grade 10 education.

Damn big bitch clumsy hahaha

I wonder what that smelled like.

How did that outrageous asshole even get on board.

Did George Lucas already blow the billion that Disney gave him and now he's working at a pawn shop part time to make ends meet?

More he's a nigger.

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And he lived

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What kind of twat wears a sport coat to an amusement park?

Gun shop*
It looks that way

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Or*

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Someone pulls that cheeky shit with me, I'd burn down the entire town that they were know to operate in. Fuck it, I'd pay off some senator to stage an "accidental" nuclear accident. Show them greasy beans not to fuck with an american businessman.

>all those pajeets harassing a noble beast

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE DOGS DO FUCKING NICE?

How many bug people did they cram into there?

I love her I need her genetic

Calling the male job of breaking one of the most powerful and useful animals in human history is gay now?

Playing a sport that at its heart simulated ancient warfare is gay?

Why is it, that in this weak ass feminized world, that male rights of passage in sport are seen as gay? You've been sucking the teats of feminists far too long faggot.

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I am not sure if it really matters Mexican Native or American, Canadian I really don't think they give a fuck the majority of the kidnap victims from the area this happened in are local people with a decent amount of money. I think that is why I use this as a example as to WHY not to visit since they are down there turning people into human sushi. I mean if there every was a argument for Concealed carry that is for sure one.

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Some user counted over 70 a couple nights ago

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The smell

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future leftist

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Detroit is off to another awful start this year

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This is a cake, you morons

God daaaaamn

he dindu nuffin. Glad his dead though. Fuck his whore mother.

Dogs are incredible animals

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Based

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"Lost dog. Reward"

I said god-DAYUM

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How'd he make it to that age being so dumb

Wow.
What terrible design

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bump

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I’ve never been that desperate to catch a taxi before

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Antifa and Progressive Extremists aren't people, user.

heat seeker

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That was the right thing to do, rekt thread is fun as long as no animal stuff is posted.

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SHEEEEEEEIT
MUH BOOOOTAY ON FAHR!!!!!

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FCKN AWESOME

Lurk more

Here we see the ancient ritual of nigger mating

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Good thing he pre-bandaged his head.

Marksman ribbon right there.

"Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt"

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fag

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It is physically impossible to 'blow' a billion dollars.

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I WANT THIS CLEANED UP BEFORE ANYONE GOES HOME!

fAg.....

What is that foam? Does it cause them to suffocate? I'm confused.

good ridance

I'm friends with Louise on FB she's really cool and has lots of modeling photos. Breddy hod.

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Can't walk up on white people like that anymore.

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good boys

lol fag

The white dog really just wanted the stick.

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lol soyboy knocked clean out by his wife's bull.

I used to have a few when I was younger my dad bought them for me for the night so I didn't lose them I never shot animals though

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The fuck even is this? Did an interdimensional portal open up and suck the child in? What is even going on in Asialand, it's like some perpetual nightmare where gooks are just being eviscerated in all matter of hellish new ways.

I keked

Wrong thread but best post

tranq dart dumbass

Boomers are so fucking stupid. That beast doesn't give a fuck if you'd like to peak to the manager, Richard.

sauce?

Fucking rednecks should all die.

I'll give you a (You) for the baiting effort

If you really think about it it’s pretty impressive to cut somebody’s head off with a one handed sword in one swing like that.

Future right-wingers

suits her right

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Motherfucker just RIPPEN all her kids away in one go.

To tell what good of a job he's doing keeping Darwinism alive

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What happened here?

Get a load of this bait spoiler!

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Can't stand people who can't control their animals. That could have been a kid.

He voted Macri instead of Fernandez

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uh yeah, tell me how he dies if hes fkin in there fkin round like that and not givin a shit, its clear the suit is working, and then magically dead?

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Nerve gas

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electricity retard

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The hell are those giant fucking bugs?

Nigs gotta nog

Drop and do the boogie woogie!

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I feel so bad. He's just trying to help out

Underrated humor.

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Japanese Hornets

its all over her face

Lol

Leave us alone, dammit!

Cheer up user. Here, lemme help!

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literally soap bubbles used to do a mass cull if a disease goes uncontrolled.

Nice

lol i was just reading about you guys plan a few minutes ago

Maybe next time he won't say the N-word.

what the fuck is happening?

Fuuuck. These shouldn't exist.

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That'll do, pig.

these are actually one of those insects that is literally smart enough to avoid the fuck out of humans though

Didja notice the one jewish guy trying to get his money back?

guess what

it only takes a few of their stings to kill a human

Spawnkill

youtube series of a guy trying to build a better mousetrap.

Dude's like "I think I'm depressed daddo" dads like "bitch nigga, here's my gun. Shoot me, cmon. No balls" kid grabs gun, shoots self. Mom and dad drop to the floor and do the boogie woogie

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She's literal a millionnaire model now, so joke is on you.

I think son was like a weeb and disgracefur to famiry or some shit, dad was tired of it, always fuckin with him, decided to put gun on table and say do it faggot.

faggot actually did it

Kek

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I'm wondering where are the two terminals

clever file name user

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This.

That duck and roll movie stunt gets me every time.
Kek!!

haven't kek'd that hard in a while

i like the quick sleep just as he goes through the doors. Imagine the amount of panic going through his head.

Yes, you posting here on slash bee slash can surely afford to have this done. Fag.

>what the fuck is happening?
Nothing. Just a newfag being new and fag

Money doesn't mean shit when you are scum.

Story?

sad. someone actually put in effort yo PS this. not funny not cool not anything. youre a faget. and the nigger that wants to unsee, are you 12? or you samefagging?

pacify it with a nice big bloody chunk of meat like jesus

I like to think the cows are trying to make the goose feel better about himself. Friendly egoboost