I need help Yea Forums...

I need help Yea Forums. I am going to the movie theaters later with my friends and want to bring in a shitload of snacks. How should l go about doing it?

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Put them in your pockets. They don't fucking frisk you going into the theatre.

This

I’m talking about a shitload not a little bit. I have a bet with them how much l can bring in, without them being bitchy about it. Like a diabeetus excuse to hide em in a backpack or some shit

*theater staff

hide them inside your firearms, no one will suspect anything

The user who gives me a good way to do it will get 50$ on paypal or a steam game worth that much. The pot for bringing in the most shit is 100$. Post whatever the fuck your name is or paypal so if it works l can send it to you after I try it

I put 20$ of my own money in the pot. Give me a good way to win Yea Forumsros

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Get yourself a garment bag and a roll of duct tape. Lay the bag out and fill it with candy. Then roll it up as tight as you can and duct tape it up. Then put it in your ass. No one will find it there.

I can only fit a few up there. I’m not a fag, so unfortunately l can’t stick much up there

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Just put it in your pockets, they will not touch you for sure.

Also, I need $15 for a Steam game, please and thanks
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Or the duck tape idea it's correct too, use it to attach it to your body, one stuff at time.
Use a light sweater or jacket to hide it a bit

Check'd

Nig

Op here, what is a way I can put a shitton in a bag and not have em bitch about it?

>i know a runescape scam when i see one

Nice try, OP.

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Get a large bowl and duct tape it to ur stomach to give the illusion that you're fat

Either that or bring in a purse and pretend you're a tranny. They try to call you out you can just feign ignorance and claim transphobia.

Get a school bag
Put food
Put some pencils and a couple of notebooks
Profit

This. No payout.

You can't, they can't let you in with stuff like that

Good ideas. I still have a old community college card.

The bowl shit made me kek

Eat them, they won't be able to see them in your stomach

Anyone else? I’m leaving in 10-20 minutes.

literally just carry them in, they can't physically stop you and the minimum wage staff don't give a shit

do it, dont be a pussy

I guess I’m a cat then. I don’t want to look like the bagel faggot

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good luck wit ur snacks, boss.

Use your ass

If you have $50 to waste on Steam shit, you have dosh to buy the damn theater candies

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