Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts to show off his legs anything

Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts to show off his legs anything

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Can you fucking not

Those shorts are some testicle crushing sperm killers right there boi

Why are you such a faggot user?

Wax/shave?
Gay/straight?
Dick size?

The fabric is really stretchy and together with my size this is a very comfy outfit

SWIMMER CHAD

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>Wax/shave?
Electrolysis (permanent)
>Gay/straight?
Gay
>Dick size?
8 cm (about 3") when erect

When you slurp your dads thick cock, does he give you extra allowance money when you swallow his fat creamy load?

Was it worth it? Like, is the quality of dick on offer proportionally better having put in the effort?

I used to get 10 dollars if I could swallow it, or 5 if I spit it out in the sink
Everyone said my dad 'spoiled me' cus he gave me too much money

The electrolysis? Oh yes. Also all those looks from everybody. I wish I had done it when I was 20

Yoga?

The first reply was not OP. I never slurped dads dick, he was absolutely not my type. But those who I do suck don't give me money for it, and swallowing is self-evident

What about it?

Do you do it? How do you keep that string bean thing going?

No, just stretching mostly, and not too often. What string bean think are you talking about?

Dude, you look like you heard about fat once and thought it was some kind of trendy asian coffee.

>anything
aren't you tired of posting this pathetic thread?

No

Why does your face look a bit weird? Can’t really explain, but it looks like someone has fucked you up a bit

The dude who took the pic did fuck me, but not fuck me up

Those are some chicken legs.

>Ask a dude who wears girl short shorts to show off his legs anything
do you prefer having haved muscular legs or fatty hairy ones

Smooth (neither shaved nor waxed) effeminate legs

haven't seen this thread in a while, you're a very sexy boy if you don't mind me saying

Why hasn't AIDS taken you yet?

That's gotta be an FTM there's no way a man could handle that kind of ball crunching

I prefer hanging around a bit more

Nope, stretchy material and small genitals

Those poor testicles. They'll never know the joys of being properly cooled and producing healthy swimmers. :(

lmao i hope for ur sake ur a sub, cuz you got near a micropenor.

I am both a bottom and a sub

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