Do guys think it's be okay to message someone I'm friends with irl with something along the lines of:

agreed.
>we've known each other for a while now and seem pretty close

is cringe

>she

That depends on if he's after some poon or if he actually really into the girl.

If you're just in it for poon, gotta be prepared to jump through the right hoops.

Definitely just be forward and ask. if you guys are actually close she shouldn't need context. Imagine someone close to you asking to hang, even just a bro. it'd come off weird if they had to "earn" the right for a satisfactory response. just be yourself bud

This is why I wanted help. I'm not good with words.

Thanks bro

Ask her what she thinks of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre

nah keeping it natural is the best

Always gets the pulse racing

Well if you've been friends for a long time then it shouldn't be weird cause if you get rejected you would still be friends.

She wouldn't be friends with you if she didn't want to fuck you

is this you?

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if she wasn't interested when you first met her, she's not interested now.

Incorrect, women are only friends with men for two reason, Either they provide something of value, or they are attracted to them

What if I've never expressed feelings before?

this is true i provide the value of a big dick

What value do you provide here, that would keep the friendship artificially afloat?
If you cannot answer that question, she was always attracted to you ,and you have a chance to fuck her

uh, thats guys that do the whole "friendship is an in to fucking" thing. women usually decide immediately whether or not you're fuckable and classify you accordingly.

I never was friends with women, only a potential fuck, you all need to learn this shit. If they are your friends and you don't really provide anything of value, they are your friends because they are attracted to you

Seriously, women don't play the pity friendship for very long, and find ways to drift apart . That should spark some memories with some of you

Back of the net!

Anime has taught him that girls like shy guys.

I'm a pretty useless person overall but have many friends does this mean they all want the D?

Nice trips

if they are women, yes, cant speak for faggots

Why not face to face for fucks sake?

> If they are your friends and you don't really provide anything of value, they are your friends because they are attracted to you
or you are her intellectual whore. laddertheory.com/

>"hey, _______ we've known each other for a while now and seem pretty close. I was wondering if you'd want to go do something on Friday?"
Is this your first time doing this? Fucking ditch the "Hey user, we've known each other for a while now and seem pretty close."
Just ask if she wants to go to a show or something and don't a spaz about it.

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Incel: spotted

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Harry Met Sally, Really?
That invalidated it's self

How cute. you actually think men and women can be friends.

Holy trips = you have been blessed and will certainly score.

this, express your interest directly. do it confidently and it will be good.

Men and women can be friends, but only if the man doesn't want to fuck the woman

keep reading, you may learn something.

this is wrong

I actually get laid, why I'm here cheer leading for OP .
If OP knows she want's him, he'll score

“We’ve known each other for a long time now” makes it seem like this person owes you something and while you’ve been putting in work it’ll remind them to friend zone you so don’t use that line at all ever.

>If OP knows she want's him, he'll score
she doesn't want him. they've been friends for a long time and it never went anywhere.

I have fucked 7 women and 2 men, and I was friends with all of them before we fucked. The soonest I have fucked somebody was ~3 months after we started hanging out. Your bizarre incel worldview seems so junior school.

Seriously, you'd have better luck saying
>I'm tired of just being friends, let's fuck

Kek, you actually bought into the friend zone myth, that's why you can't get laid

How cute, you're a socially stunted manbaby. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll find that living fleshlight who'll also bring you tendies that you've been dreaming about.

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Only feminists and incels call people incels , this isn't Star Trek, women , if they aren't gaining something of value out of the friendship, are only friends with men they are attracted too

>if they aren't gaining something of value out of the friendship
Like friendship, for example?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=T_lh5fR4DMA

Can someone translate this? I don't speak Retard-English.

That's not tangible, I guess I didn't feel the need to clarify. If you don't provide something of tangible value, as actual friendship has no true material value associated to it, thus it has no real value

It’s pretty cringe.skip first part, straight to asking out part

Yet, you use it so well

Thanks

>no true material value associated to it, thus it has no real value
Who hurt you, user? Was it the femoids?

I don't know what this is supposed to prove with this, except college-aged kids are still retarded despite what they like to think about themselves.

This this is why you're single.

Look up the definition to tangible , I implied that friendship had metaphysical value. Intangible is always an abstract concept.

>This is why you feel the need to project

It's fucking bullshit is what it is

4:1

well I presented my proof. do you have any?

> no true material value
>no real value
>Things that are not tangible are not real
I refuse to believe you're that stupid, you're just trying to support the narrative without actually considering what you said, right?

No it's fine! Do it right away

i would start it out as a friend thing and then talk about being together while hanging out. if she agrees to hang out 1 on 1 w u then she prob likes u. that might just be my social anxiety talking tho

Wow, I believe you are that stupid.
Learn the definitions of words before you use the,. in example ;the definition of real .

Is it normal for a girl to go a on a one on one date straight away?

that was pretty epic

This is just my observation, but from what I've seen in my life the people the guys who don't believe that are tend to be emotionally retarded douchebags who get into shouting matches with their girlfriend in public, and tend to hit a serious social wall post-college when their fading good looks combined with women becoming wiser to their brand of bullshit leaves them thirsty as fuck. By the time their thirty or so, they just start dating way younger girls who still don't know better.
Guys who can be friends with girls tend to get laid much more regularly, have much less drama in their life, and are even more likely to have threesomes.
Again though, this is just my observation among people I know. Your mileage may vary.

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Because there's exactly one definition and it's not a contentious topic in epistemology since the dawn of reason?

Is the Fourier expansion of a sawtooth wave a real thing? What about the tune to 'Old MacDonald'? What about the way you feel about sandwiches?

Were you not taught how to discern the difference?
If I'm talking about tangibles ,metaphysics and abstractions, what definition of real would I actually be going for?

Dude, look at the way he writes. You know he's not going to understand any of what you just said.

Kek

Well let's try to determine that, shall we?
>women, if they aren't gaining something of value out of the friendship, are only friends with men they are attracted too
>If you don't provide something of tangible value, as actual friendship has no true material value associated to it, thus it has no real value
It seems very clear that you are trying to suggest that women have no schema for value beyond the tangible, but then you veer off by equating tangible with real. This suggests that you personally lack an understanding of other people's notions of value beyond the physical.
It is patently absurd to suggest that the friendships people share with one another are not real, so I return to assuming you are trying to support a narrative in which women are too shallow or debased to understand higher concepts. There doesn't seem to be an alternative here.

Monkey tennis?

Man just be like "yo wanna hang and do something friday" don't need to bring up how long you've known em, it sounds kinda weird