Conspiracy theories are never boring. This is because the entire point is to make life more exciting because you know secret knowledge others don't.
Conspiracy theories are never boring...
Alexander Long
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Michael Gonzalez
you're a big fag
Luke Gomez
I like how they evolve. One was that Epstein was raped and strangled. The others are his nose from Saturday compared to pictures from the Lolita Express heyday.
Easton Campbell
don't delete chickens
Austin Murphy
Belief in conspiracy theories is generally based not on evidence, but in the faith of the believer. Faith requires zero intelligence.
Owen Rogers
This guy faked his death before and LARPed as chef and vacation guru. He is just that good.
Ryan Thompson
Fuck! beat me with the bourdain joke.
Joseph Jenkins
this is the truth OP. life is actually very boring thus in order to make it more interesting people will do anything to distract themselves for entertainment.
Henry Price
why would the clintons work even harder to keep him alive when hes a massive risk.
>Epstein told his guards that someone tried to kill him before he was jailed
>It's easier to kill someone than to make a replica to replace him
William Collins
Aaron Cooper
If the clintons where that power trump would have been dead 3 years ago.
Elijah Smith
>> "the entire point is to make life more exciting"
Perhaps the fact that you have to make shit up means the lifestyle you're living is boring by simple logic, as living an exciting lifestyle is exciting by default.
Cameron Green
okay joe rogan
Tyler Jones
so are you
Adam Reyes
In the United Snakes, most conspiracy theories turn out to be true. That's why the perpetrators have to hire whack-jobs like Alex Jones to discredit them.
Josiah Russell
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Epstein was very obviously murdered though.
Sebastian Davis
> "theory..."
> "you know secret knowledge"
That's not how that works
Isaiah Gray
Chances of committing suicide while in one of the largest DoJ jails:
0.00027%
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And remember Epstein did it twice.
Noah Perry
Breaking conspiracies, brings truth and light to the world and makes evil men think twice about their actions. Imagine the amount of evil subversives that would disappear from influence over our lives, if something like 9/11 was finally cracked. The death of Epstein was to prevent them from going down and to keep the wheels of subversives rolling.
Ethan Long
They get boring and counter productive quite quickly though. If you get the hint.
Robert Myers
People really wanted this to be the lynchpin that took apart the whole corrupt political system, but they're missing the bigger picture. The political and financial elite cover up way bigger crimes every day than the fact they fucked a few kids on an airplane. Moral outrage isn't a particularly useful political tool in 2000 + 19
Hudson Rodriguez
Finding out these 1%ers were all pedos, would produce the desired 'wake up the public' effect. They do everything they can to keep the public divided and bickering, so they can operate in the dark, unchallenged.
Isaac Jenkins
I’m not going to jump to any conclusions, but you honestly don’t think there is anything extremely odd about this whole situation? Especially after what happened to whitey bulger, and as more details emerge.
I hate to give even a squirt of piss of credence to the wing nut, foil hat brigade... but people have been saying for weeks that he would not survive to trial, and personally I thought if he had serious secrets to reveal, they may be right. Only Oswald survived less time in custody in such a high profile case.
Noah James
>anything extremely odd about this whole situation?
Most anticipated suicide of 2019.
Brandon Hughes
There was this show called Gilligan island
Isaac Long
That's true. When Assange released the Pizzagate e-mails, the shit really hit the fan. Nowadays you get labelled a right-wing crackpot just for using the word "Pizzagate" … they keep trying to sweep it all back under the rug …
Jaxon Lopez
>In the United Snakes, most conspiracy theories turn out to be true. That's why the perpetrators have to hire whack-jobs like Alex Jones to discredit them.
Oh, that's a good one... I might have to borrow that one.
Jeremiah Johnson
Does anyone really care if they fucked a few little girls?
Cameron Perez
>That's true. When Assange released the Pizzagate e-mails, the shit really hit the fan. Nowadays you get labelled a right-wing crackpot just for using the word "Pizzagate" … they keep trying to sweep it all back under the rug …
The shit hit the fan because a bunch of rightwing retards went ape shit with their Internet "sleuthing" which resulted in morons thinking basementless Pizza parlors were running Child sex rings with the help of Hillary Clinton.
I mean, only the stupidest of the lot would believe something as stupid as that... that's Bigfoot/lockness/Area 51 level retardation
Jose Gomez
Keep up the good work Stalwarts
Lincoln Thomas
Charles Evans
If you make up the 'secret knowledge' yourself, it's not knowledge but fantasizing.
If you have real knowledge about a conspiracy like child sex trafficking, you are either in on it, or someone's looking for you to shut you up.
Wyatt Roberts
Yes, they do. The public as a whole, is very comfortable and pacified. It takes certain outrageous events to get them thinking. Especially when it engenders thoughts of, "If they can do that, what else are they capable of?" and, "Do we trust these people with the power we allow them to walk around with?"
Pizzagate is a great example of finding a scrap of evidence and thinking it's a slam dunk 'mystery solved!' moment. I never even followed it after a short glance.