I just went skydiving for the first time AMA

I just went skydiving for the first time AMA

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How do I cook bread without burning it

Why did you pull the cord?

nobody cares

>cook bread
You bake bread shitlips

Like Hitler cooked the Jews. Low and slow.

How mucch wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I remember my first time. It was fun, wasn't it?
You are very nervous on the way up, but when you land you are euphoric.

Where did you jump ?

As much as wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how many dicks could fit in your ass while you were falling

Houston area, kinda a shabby looking area at first but they were very professional

Depends on the race

Aaah... i remember my first jump like it was yesterday. 4kilometers in the air oh the adrenaline. How high did you go? Nothing beats the feeling when the door opens and you just let everything go

1 800 skydive? That's where I went

Really? May I ask you a few questions?

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Me and a buddy want to become certified, we're both excited

Did they make you go with an instructor attached to you? I've never been but I heard that on your first time you have to.

Why are you survived?

Could you feel the instructor's boner as he was strapped to your back?

Yup, that’s the one

Thankfully not, although I wonder if that’s ever a problem for them

what altitude?
QNH? solo or tandem?
On which side of the plane was the door?

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