I just went skydiving for the first time AMA
I just went skydiving for the first time AMA
How do I cook bread without burning it
Why did you pull the cord?
nobody cares
>cook bread
You bake bread shitlips
Like Hitler cooked the Jews. Low and slow.
How mucch wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I remember my first time. It was fun, wasn't it?
You are very nervous on the way up, but when you land you are euphoric.
Where did you jump ?
As much as wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
how many dicks could fit in your ass while you were falling
Houston area, kinda a shabby looking area at first but they were very professional
Depends on the race
Aaah... i remember my first jump like it was yesterday. 4kilometers in the air oh the adrenaline. How high did you go? Nothing beats the feeling when the door opens and you just let everything go
1 800 skydive? That's where I went
Really? May I ask you a few questions?
Me and a buddy want to become certified, we're both excited
Did they make you go with an instructor attached to you? I've never been but I heard that on your first time you have to.
Why are you survived?
Could you feel the instructor's boner as he was strapped to your back?
Yup, that’s the one
Thankfully not, although I wonder if that’s ever a problem for them
what altitude?
QNH? solo or tandem?
On which side of the plane was the door?