Rekt thread

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Never underestimate the stupidity of a person

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Fuck is that?

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when you shoot your teeth and acciDENTALly perforate your jugular

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It wasn't technically accidental, he just didn't understand that a blank would do that

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Damn. He's like, really badass.

how is there an English stop sign and a Russian train?

Because Russia

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you could do the same and be really badass too!

Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

Poor boy

Wait for it...

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youtu.be/0jBcLIkeZ-8

Bro can you even put that on YouTube?
Fucking nasty.

It even says on the ladder "Do not stand on the top 2 rungs.

>Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

Wow look how wrong you are, does that look like "STOP" to you?

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I believe the shape of a stop sign is universal.

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this is what you see in Russia

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Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

COCKS OUT BOYS

>Fuck is that?
A forklift truck. They're used for lifting and moving heavy things in warehouses and factories. It's just got one tine removed

They should replace those

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>In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.
orly
>The 1968 Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals allows for two types of stop sign as well as three acceptable variants. Sign B2a is a red octagon with the inscription "STOP" in white. Sign B2b is a red circle with a red inverted triangle with either a white or yellow background, and the inscription "STOP" in either black or dark blue. The Convention allows for the word "STOP" to be in either English or the national language of the particular country.

Also, in many countries or states you don't need a front number plate on a car. In others you do. The colours, sizes and fonts also vary.

Every day is a school day, user. Are you fully retarded or have you never been to school or used Google before you force your uninformed opinions on others?

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Picture is in case you have trouble with reading. Because...you know...your post

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licence plate in Canada, USA, Mexico & others looks like this, Europe etc different

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Fuckn gooks

I know, user, I know. It's this fuckwit you need to convince

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What an attention whore

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totes
she cute tho

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i can't believe some plates are still stamped and painted. in arizona, it's printed with no raised bumps got a special coating with a hologram on it. it's a double-helix which acts as an anti-counterfit measure from 3M. you can see it in the middle.

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Did he died?

Probably yes and if he didnt his Nuts are Rip

Did he died?

Fuck, you made me think the dog would rip his throat out or some shit

So glad he made it!

What was the flying thing ?

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omg them poor kids. fucked for life

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He thought he had till he realized he was okay and relaxed

Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

I work heavy grinding machines and lathes, so these ones always get me. You gotta be retarded to get caught like that.

Also, all modern machines come with a big shiny red stop button. But not that one for some reason. Either that or none of them could find it...

When I did work experience I did it in an engineering place. The other guy that was doing work experience with me left the key in the big lathe chuck. It went through the brick wall behind the lathe.

That's the day I learned to respect machinery.

when dogs learn how to cart wheel

Are you actually retarded or never been outside your shit country? In every country the STOP sign is universal and the same just like car licence plates.

Yep, throwing shit might be the biggest danger that nobody thinks about. Sometimes it'll even happen during normal operation.

I was sharpening a centerless blade one day, the wheel grabbed, blade fractured, and shot a four inch ice pick shaped shard out. Punched a hole straight through an 8th inch steel sheet, and embedded itself in a nearby machine.

We doubled up the steel guards after that.

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Yeah fuck that! I'm no engineer but I don't take chances. Been a mechanic the most and there's a shit round a workshop that'll kill you too.

It only takes one careless move.

MOOOOODS

How to machine safety

#true #lol #smh

we need animal rekt

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Lost

Why do some many asians casually kill themselves in such ridiculous ways?

I bet he got the nuke Tires are the enemy

Malfunctioning NPCs

The mayor of Baltimore we need.

HURRR DURRR OMFFFGGGG IM RIDING MY MOTORBIKE IM GNA TAKE THE RACING LINE AROUND THIS BLIND CORNER HURRR OFMG STUPID CAR DRIVERS NEVER LOOK OUT FOR US LAW ABIDING MOTORCYCUCKS

It was bolted to the ground. Chinks just stand around waiting to be killed, as always. Safety is not a priority in China. All of their ICBMs would probably detonate in their silos if war broke out.

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lol that number 11 what a little pussy bitch she is, throws a cheap shot like that then runs away behind the ref to her bench,, pathetic

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sweet jesus, i seen a dude eating out a chicken, i seen a bitch fuck a horse, now this. Thats enough Yea Forums for today.

stupid bitch, dont interfere with police business

should've kicked harder

Cute

Enemy AC-130 above!

You'll be back once the masturbation urge kicks in.

Rotorwailer terier

Ultra kek

Yellow = Piss.
The color of a communist shithole country.

Dying from this height when you would've had a broken ankle tops if you didn't jump like a retard .. darwin award earned

Rolling a 1 on your strength cjeck

>please don't attacc, please don't attacc
>THE GOODEST BOI

Sauce?

She's pregnant.

no, she WAS pregnant. keep up.

fucking this.

USSR

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