Waifu

waifu

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qwertgytr5y3u7565656

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Where's your team?

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Aegis claimed.

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Sop

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hello hello, I love you all

hello hello, I hate you all >:( >:( >:(

is this a pun

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idk I want to die

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Bored. Entertain me.

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No. Gotta go, see you.

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ok

Fuck you nigger.

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see you

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This isn't very entertaining. You are bad at this.

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my feelings precisely

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noone likes u

please do not die, friend.
this should not be a surprise, friend.

I don't like them either, so fuck them.

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sad faggot, ky

ok rin

SEETHING

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>I just feel like even though I said I would accept you rejecting me everything I'm doing is to try to make you change your mind

>I'm worried that if I do the things i said i would do like the [REDACTED] cosplay thing I'll just feel empty and depressed because of not receiving any mutual feelings

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dumb cringe normie boomer

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>Yea Forums died for a minute there
Wow, this thread is so engaging and fun.

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btw this was a message I sent, someone didn't have romantic feelings for me so I offered to cosplay their waifu out of desperation ofr intimacy

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Forcing chemistry generally results in explosions anyway. Better off.

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figured
unrequited feelings are a bitch

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this is very sad to hear, friend.

the original post was lost when Yea Forums died, the first post used the word "desperation" and I fforgot to put it back

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desperation for intimacy

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please requite my hatred for you

mai are you a girl wtf

why dont we go back to ignoring each other

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Why tho

im not looking for conflict with you

[Hook] Hoes mad [x24]

Same.

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Major, your farts become my world!

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Batou posting is cringe tee bee desu

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yeah
life

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cringe boomer normie
farts are based and redpilled aryan fetish

Are you Nevada?

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brapping was funny 3 years ago

no lol
i'd kill myself if i was

have you tried deluding yourself into becoming enamored with a fictional character?

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Because you sure sound like Nevada, ironically defending fat fetishism and using terms like "normie" and "boomer."

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LE ZOOMER, I AM *BOOMER*

fart fetishism*
God, he's so fat I can't not express how fat he is.

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ok boomer

Well, it'll get better eventually.

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i did when i was in grade school and didn't understand how real people interacted

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I was born a little too late to be called a boomer. Honestly hate how people use the term, now.

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DAYTONAAAAAAAAAA
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hello
i dont think its worked for anyone anyway, despite what some say

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Watching SatlyBet or something?
youtu.be/qGpz97jTLgw

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you got that right

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nah, just found it in my recommendations earlier today, never managed to listen to the whole song before

ic

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That music was great.
Makes me miss making music.
Reminds me of Modest Mouse ducking Explosions In The Sky, in acid.

Fucking great.
I'm a fan.

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does anyone want to be my slave?

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I am an incel freak I am a democrat talking point

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Indian immigrant, tfu.

sure

get freaky with it

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okay
kneel to me

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*kneels to you*

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do the stanky leg

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You're a bunch of fuckin' normalfags
You vote Republican or Democrat
You're neurotypical while I'm so sad
Goddamn motherfuckin' normalfags

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>You vote Republican or Democrat
Wrong, I didn't even vote.

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lol

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I'm going to try an contact a girl I avoided for months.
Short version.
We meet on street, click, cuddle on first meeting
Pls user,going on vacation. Let me get to know you. Want to see you.

She lands. I happen to text.
My one regret was not kissing you goodbye ()when first meeting()

WTF user!

Avoid her. Relapse.
7 months later.
Want to text her.
Once I go on what's app again there are all these first date girls, romantic pen pals , female friends to talk to.

I was so outgoing.
But I'm stuck and want to just see what happens.
Put it off for over a month.
Today was the day.
Nope.

She was best walk up an hit on girl meeting ever. Afraid it's too late.

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-feeds you italian icy- that's so hot >

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Ada, I want you to kill me

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You should calm down, relax, and cool it.

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happy to oblige

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and we're back

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hello hello, I love you all

Ded

Just like me on the inside.

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Hiroshima "Fukushima" Nagasaki finished installing the NSA backdoor on the CloudFlare server. No biggie.

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please do not be dead, friend.
they already have me on a watchlist, do not worry

Depression rate drops to 0%

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I know that you are joke, but I wish that I knew what was wrong and how to help.

claim

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hello kao

I've gotten used to a lot of the things that bother me by now, so it's fine.

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I see. I am sorry.

These scans compare non-drug users brains with brains in withdrawal.

They rarely show the scan of a brain on drugs (it's much brighter).

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I never trust these GIFs. Too worried they end in suicide.

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You don't need to feel sorry for me.

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In that guys case... he tried to kill himself several times during streams. I still remember how he tried to hang himself on a phone cable lmao.

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Haz a bonus.

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cum

Yes about to sleep, work tomorrow

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I am sorry because I did not mean to leave the topic ongoing. I hope that tonight is acceptable at least

It doesn't really matter too much. Tonight is okay, no real complaints.

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that is alright then

This thread dies quick, doesn't it.

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C-Data where is your girlfriend

i'unno, i don't got much to say

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I have long ago swallowed the 2D pill.

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I mean Ruri

What year is this?

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Bring them back :(

The hell are you on about? They've posted a few times in the threads recently.

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smooth brain friend, they were in at least one thread in the last week. please try to pay attention.

Thread is very dead anyway.

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youtube.com/watch?v=678-SSKXI_Q

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hello yuu! are you well this morning?

hey, how're you?
and thank you
yea i'm doing alright, still waking up and stuff. gonna watch some youtube for now
how're you?

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im good, had they day off and did... kinda nothing really. getting tired now so ill probably turn in a little early
did you sleep well?

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I see

hmm, well kinda nothing is fine if you were fine with it. do you have work tomorrow then?
yea, better than usual at least. stayed in bed for a little while too, was just too comfy
that's good. thank you! i'm sure it will be

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yeah i guess it was alright, been kinda bored for a while though
yeah i work tomorrow, i might not have much time to post because i work earlier the next day, so we'll see
thats good! im glad it was comfy :)

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not been playing any wow or something?
that's alright, i just hope work goes well and stuff
y-yea, thanks

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I am curious, what things do you watch?

yeah i played a little. i did some household upkeep stuff, laundry and the like mostly.
itll probably be annoying but thats just how it is.
youre very welcome!
yeah im gonna head to bed already, im really tired
see you in the morning maybe, i might just try and sleep in a bit :)
goodnight~

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good night tsugu! please rest well.

oh, lots of various stuff.. just kind of depends i guess
im watching this right now
youtube.com/watch?v=PKEiBPVBKNE
o-oh okay, sounds.. fun!
i'm sure it'll probably be super good, no worries
alright! goodnight, sleep well. hope you have a great day tomorrow

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I see! I do not know of this man. his voice is very relaxing.

Hello, Not Alice. How are you?

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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I do not understand this post.

It's a shitpost.

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You don't want to.

Brap posting.

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now thats what im talking about

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I see. thank you for the information.

What's your waifu? And why don't you use pictures?

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we're the waifus

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

.sssssnnOh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff....nnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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I do not post pictures or claim a waifu.
please have a wonderful day, elegant friend

Why?

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Let me succ on your eyebrows Mute-chan

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literally me rn

I do not want to tie my love to one single thing!
rest well, friend

youtube.com/watch?v=1qaBTqhlv8o

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who is this and why are they posted everythread

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