Any good suicide methods? I'm done with this shit but I dont want to go the mainstream out of hanging myself...

Any good suicide methods? I'm done with this shit but I dont want to go the mainstream out of hanging myself. I want it fast and painless, but I don't have a gun.

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Legit bump. I need it.

god damn I thought you guys would be expert on suicide!

You have been blessed by the trips of depression. Head to your nearest suicide booth for your prize.

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FUCK YOU THEY DONT EXIST OUTSIDE OF FUTURMAMA I WANNA JUST GO AWAY FOREVER PLEASE HELP ME GOD GOOGLE IS WATCHING ME

op give it another try, I know life sucks but maybe you will find something to live for, just go on for a little longer, come on stay and maybe we can talk it out ?

I guess so... My mom is abusive. I try to talk to her to ask her to not yell at me non stop but she blames me for a lot. Its been like this my whole life and for a while I thought it was ok and normally.
2 years ago tho, I decided that I wasn't putting up with it anymore and I wanted to change my life for the better.

but everything has been going terrible. my family has gotten worse and I can't bare to be with them. Christmas gives me anxiety because I cant avoid them. I feel trapped in this house. I try to move out, but im still in college, barely an adult and I keep getting fired for my jobs because my anxiety makes me extremely bitchy to the customers at the restaurants I work at. im good at it.. just not the service part.

just let it out man, I feel you with your mother screaming at you. You re not alone there. Have you got anyone outside of your family to talk to ? maybe a friend or 2 on Campus ?

but even still I guess there's more.


for my whole life since I was 9 years old, I was really into animation. I wanted to become a great director and make my own animated series, but I failed the animation test for the only college in my city that offers a 2d animation course. I was never good at 3d modelling and my only talent was my mediocre drawings, so I was hurt badly.

the drawing of that guy in anime cosplay is my own for example.

I worked my ass off to improve but as the years went on in my art college ( I took art to get better in the meantime) I slowly gave up on animation as I learned of the horrible conditions animators are put thru

but still I had delusions. like of John K using his influence to abuse me but give me everything I dreamed of.

I was so desperate, I was ready to give my life to the craft. I also killed myself over it.

but suddenly over the summer I got a strange idea.

I wasn't good at anything else, my grades in high school were good but that was only because I spent over 15 hours trying to study for each class.

but 1 class I was naturally good at. ENgery health. I learned CPR. I learned so many medical things and I loved that class.

so I decided to become a paramedic.

but to be a paramedic, you need to do a physical exam. so I started to work out.

my anxiety got in the way. I was so scared people were watching me that I just couldn't do it. I quit not long after.

anyways here I am. a stupid, sad, hopeless YOUTUBER with a small but loyal fanbase

I can try to make it my career but I dont want to live like this. I feel trapped and like I failed everything. I just want to start over.

Don’t fall for that trap, I regret not killing myself when I finally had the balls to do it, and it was because I listened to all those people saying bullshit like “it gets better”
No it doesn’t, life is a bitch, it’s meaningless, and you will always be own your own, friends, partners, wife/husband, family, etc, they only care about you as long as you are worth it for them, either you bring them joy or something, but they don’t care about you, they care about the benefits they get from you.
That being said.
Go to a huge building in you city, sit on a cliff on the roof, drink a whole bottle of vodka with sleeping pills, you will eventually fall asleep and fall from the cliff.

Other methods are the regular ones, overdose of drugs or pills, a shot to the head, snapping your with a rope etc, you can also tie a rope to your neck and then cause yourself to blackout by pressing against the wall, you will die painless and you won’t even notice