Prove the left can meme. Protip: its impossible
Prove the left can meme. Protip: its impossible
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Funny and obviously not a leftists meme
I started this thread to read funny memes from liberals but all I'm getting is funny shit making fun of liberals. Saying the left can't meme is as true as saying fire is hot
>If you don't support murder then it's your job to take care of everyone who has not been murdered
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fuck off samefag
Its hard to meme when you don't have a measurable sense of humor. Or a lifeline to get a clue.
State have to take care of its citizens, they have no obligation to help other people, unless they promised to do so.
Spending money on other countries should be a great breach of trust in their citizens, they pay taxes for themselves.
Imagine how high taxes would have to be for the left to pay for all their ideals.
The taxes in Europe now are over 50%, while the social policies and redistribution are complex, but not as much as the left want them to be.
I guess their ideal is when everybody would pay 100% of their income and the goverment decides how to spend it.
Ask yourself if you want to live in a country like this.
you're missing out on a good read.
tl;dr - guy's old management was shit, he becomes management, he larps as a muslim so he's untouchable by HR and makes his workplace a hellscape for thots and chads
Oh god the memes are so dank
The state doesn't exist. It's no different than a religion.
As a white American who currently lives and works in Mexico - I can confirm that's 100% accurate
Real quote
What is the population of the three species, you brainlet?
Our best go on to work in Hollywood
lying isn't how to meme, memes are funny inconsequential truths
Sea turtles and Bald Eagles are both endangered species.
Humans aren't. Also, you're forgetting that a couple who wants to abort (and let's not forget that for every woman who is getting an abortion, there's also a man involved somehow) is making a CHOICE. If you kill an animal, what choice did they have?
Humans aren’t rare
>Right wing people: We need to get rid of this guy and that, Differently Jews and Muslims! Where a Secular democracy!
>The same people...
We need to get Jesus back into schools and back into the government. Deport or imprison anyone who disagrees!
>Me: Doesn't that go agents things that Jesus said. When in Rome do as Romen's do... Respect the laws of the land... Thal shall not pass judgment...
Those same right wing people: DIE You Jew! Hail Hitler!
>Me: ok
>People on the left: We need to redefine human nature and disregard all mortality we don't like and DESTROY Capitalism!
>me: Woh wait a minute....what happened here?
>People on the left: DIE You Nazi! Sexist Racist Cis White Male!
>Me: To those guys Im a jew...you dont ev
>People on the left: La la La la La la LA Cant hear you!
>Me: proceeds to give up and watch both sides destroy each other.
That is funny.
Forced as fuck meme is forced as fuck.
Trump had Epstein killed. It's obvious as fuck.
Bin Laden isn't visiting anyone - remember, they killed him under OBAMA's leadership.
The machines will rise.
inconvenient truths > lies
trump had nothing to lose, he cut ties 2 decades ago, clintons were buddy buddy with epstein until this year
>fully express yourself with the steepest expanses of your procured lexicon
>excessively pepper in latin to such an extent most PhDs don't understand you
>tfw too intelligent to be president
No, really. When you hit people beyond their vocab, they just think you're a faggot and an asshole, like you're some sort of elitist who thinks you're better than they are, and this can be exhibited in both higher and lower IQ groups. The man who can explain his terms the most plainly and so the most people understand has an advantage over the poindexter, so long as we herald the practice of mass democracy.
>reddit spacing
This is more your speed junior
Maybe. Who knows. Could have been either trump or Clinton. Or 'suicide' which I highly doubt
I value a human life over every eagle and turtle, just like you value your fingernail over the life of every goyim.
Dude. You’re a moron
It's a joke, not a dick... don't take it so hard
His conservative (klansman) views are why he balanced out the Obama-Biden ticket.
I've had funnier kidney stones then these faggoty memes
White people are the only ones who entertain the notions of endangered species, while simultaneously becoming one themselves.
The planet is overpopulated with the fleshbags. It is time to cull that herd. Eugenics and eventually genocide will be needed.
And I don't care.
They are trying. Hopefully they can start calling people white niggers again like a normal leftist.
Lot of zealots out there who legitimately hold that view though. That said, if you give the fags an inch, they'll just take 8 more inches.
Kike supremacists are funny. Trump is one of them.
Start by killing yourself then if you really believe that, but if you insist you're 'one of the good ones', at least stop feeding africa and welfare queens, let the chips fall where they may.
That's not a meme that's just a quote.
60+ replies in and still not one funny leftist meme
While I don't know if he's a kike supremacist, I suspect his mouth and Israel's dick have an identical sperm count.
Yeah, becose nobody wants to drive on roads so nobody would build them for profit.
Listen to yourself.
Take a class in basic economy.
The left can meme on occasion, but they have to relax and be having fun which is not how leftists feel right now. They haven't been able to use the smug style correctly because there's really nothing for them to be smug about at present. They haven't felt anything since 2016 so only a tiny amount of them who are resilient can still meme. Saw one that got me pretty good where badly rasterized MS paint marines were invading anything to do with oil, even if it means they're half an inch tall and invading a sweaty fat guy's face or a bottle of canola oil. They all had little also badly rasterized text like "semper fi" and "hooahh" just kind of randomly floating around them too. It wasn't smug, just silly and surreal.
Eh but yeah 99% of it is them using our memes but shopped to be all "but is u R wrONG inSTEAd veRsiOn".
Personally, I think he's below average, borderline retarded on his people skills, however his abilities to skate around the laws and do whatever the fuck he wants is kinda awesome
Overall, he's likely above average, but doesn't change that he's morally broken.. but so am I, so weeeee!
Most memes are quotes, and I laughed my balls off when he said it.
I'd never vote for him though
special ed is down the hall on ur right, bud
Take the morality that is completly unlogical out and say that the survival of the fittest and death of the weakest humans is not benefitical to the humankind as a whole.
Im against killing anybody or regulating who can breed, but helping the ones that are generally weaker and not suited for survival is unlogical.
I miss when we laughed at politics together. This place is worse than /pol/ now. RIP Yea Forums, somehow the cancer got worse.
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8ch closed. Containment was breached.
I laugh at both sides. Both are fuucked
Do you know that as an eurofag having minimum wage I had >35 vacation days this summer? I'm currently enjoying France with my gf, which is still studying, and I'm also easily paying most of the stuff and trip fares.
How many days were you given, fat fuck?
I have to admit it: I LOVE doing nothing and just spending good time, I'll never like working. Not for me. I'll do what I have to do, but not even a nail more then what I am supposed to do. Pay my taxes, get my bonuses, live happily. What's the point of being a greedy selfish fuck? That's what remains unclear to me as a non-american, but I don't even care that much.
Pls I'm curious
LOL
Not the user you responded to but none, because I actually work instead of sitting on my ass all day and sucking off my boss for vacation days
Damn it be like dat
>borderline retarded on his people skills
>despite negotiation being one of his best traits
Hmm
You are the one responsible for your life.
You should be allowed to do whatever even harming yourself, as long as you dont bring harm to others or their property.
With those simple laws every human can be whatever they want/are meant to be.
But the left is destroying the very fundament of human prosperity and freedom.
Its not like they get something and they stop, the left is taking more and more and every year more people are working for the state doing nothing productive and living off our taxes, while I have to spend money on them and not on my family.
Any tax not spend on millitary and the minimum for running the state is theft.
Redistribution is alms without my consent, so theft.
Taking my money that I would spend on my family or invest and therefore give it to somebody else, fund new buisness, or just give it to someone that produces things that I want.
Instaed the leftist state takes it and mostly pays for the workers that have to take, count and give it away.
this borders on being funny, if this wasn't so wordy
Saved
who would want to live in europe
Running low on political memes
Need me to hold your hand on your way back?
lying isn't going to change things
I'm the opposite. The vast majority of humans are unthinking members of a worthless, dime-a-million species that breeds like rabbits.
What if I tell you I am here typing this thanks to my country which paid for a liver transplant I had to do when 18? America would have left me agonizing and wasting away with my life, now I can live thanks to that money.
Money spent on military is theft. My country is not at war with anyone.
Money spent to save my brothers and sisters here is money well spent.
I'm sure happy to be born in here.
Joke's on all of us: Trumpanzees can't read.
>I miss when we laughed at politics together.
Agreed but it's curious how triggered some /b-tards get if you laugh at Trump though. He is the current pres, it only makes sense to make jokes about him. Problem is the alt-righters have no sense of humour beyond 'commie' 'pedo' or 'snowflake'. The right has turned politics into hate, not the left.
With all those sand nigs
Negotiation skills aren't people skills
He's good at Strong arming companies to shave an apr point off here, or look the other way there... because you'll lose a contract that will bankrupt your company if you walk away
Nothing to do with people skills.
Well, yes and no. Humans fall under both ends of the r/K selection model.
Why would I want to pay for your brothers or sisters surgeries
Are you missing the rally cry "every life is precious"? If they truly believed that they'd be more than a little bothered by a dead kid, no matter what shade of brown he is.
And not one intelligent statement by the right. I'm sensing a little bit of a pattern in that.
Are you 56%?
Wasn't aware North Korea was a company, but alright, make your case. What defines 'people skills' to you, and what makes you think Trump lacks them?
The MAGA cap does a fantastic job of covering up the tinfoil hat underneath!
Took an ancestry test, no yella fella, nigger, Indian, kike, or sand nigger in me
Yeah, why? Can't you see I have BALLS OF STEEL? I'm a tuff one. Muh freedom, and fuck yo feelings. Also why should I tell you the lenght of my micr.. massive dick? It's huge, it's here, I know it perfectly works even if I never tried..
>one kid who was trafficked by their own neglectful father died
>better let in an innumerable horde in the name of suicidal altruism while giving their more radical elements carte blanche to murder, because life.
This isn't only objectively wrong, it's dangerously retarded.
>had to take an ancestry test to verify his insecurities
>now he can feel better cause no nogg in him
Not even that guy, but seriously, kys.
This post is full of win.
When someone on the right makes a joke, and the left doesn't laugh, right blames the left.
When someone on the left makes a joke, and the right doesn't laugh, right blames the left.
Have some perspective. The situation looks exactly the same on the other side. Left and right simply have different senses of humor.
As someone on the left I find right-wing humor to be incredibly cringey and mean-spirited.
That is more off joke on religous people then Trump voters
Im not from the US.
We have state healthcare and I use it only to get prescription, only becose the state forces me to do so.
Working people are obligated to pay for the healthcare, but to visit a specialist you wait for 6 monts to a few years.
This friday I was at the dentist to get my tooth fixed up and I paid 400 EUR for it, guess where my healthcare money went.
My father had a prosthesis made for his tooth and he never wore it, its awfull and he cant afford a private one. He dont have half of his teeth.
Guess if he didnt have to pay every month for 40 years for the minister of healthcare he could afford ten sets of teeth and a new car.
Would you want to pay for a surgery for me to survive? I fucking doubt it
Actually no, I don't believe that, but I also don't believe all life is precious, so I'm not obligated to.
Poo
>negotiation is one of his bet traits...according to HIM.
He's a retarded pathological liar and narcissistic criminal who's told over 11,000 lies.
Send me 100$ on my PP.
I NEED IT
Guess what, I will take it anyway in my welfare.
ah, ignorance, that's where we are
Humans NEED to die more
Better to be safe then sorry user
you're mom holds my dick already so why not
You made no mention to north Korea, just trump as trump.. he was a businessman first, a horrible one at that. If not for Jared he never would have been able to get the shady loan that brought him back into being profitable
He's had at least 3 different projects in Florida that bilked millions out of construction companies and people buying into his condos. The owner of my company (20 years ago) paid for a condo that was being built, but it never finished and he lost almost a million dollars
complete with a spelling error a 6 year old can spot.
This is hereby avowed an authentic right wing retard image.
Everyone can fk so no much to be qualified about
Faggot, pic gay
I would not even know it's for you. It's for the country, and it's like 1/200 of the wage. Do you think we receive a bill for your surgery and your photo attached and a letter "Hey champ, gib money and we will save this guy"?
You're fucking retarded and you know 0 of economics. Now fuck off, big guys are trying to have a conversation.
I would pay you a penis extension, if only that was possible. I know americans are tiny for the most.
If you cant pay for yourself you should just steal it in the name of justice, like a true Marxist.
Ah wait, the state healthcare is already doing it.
Yep
Ackshually I'm trans.
Do you have evidence for this claim?
Well some off them do molest children....
Well I can't fault her there. She always had a hobby for miniatures.
Im glad you counted.
That can only prove that he means something and your life mean nothing, as you are observing his moves and nobody cares about you.
And that's a good thing. Keep fixing up wounds with glue, dude, that suits your bravado style.
>I'm not paying for you to survive
>I'm actually paying for you to survive
Maybe I would pay for you to get some sort of brain transplant so you can finally think like a normal person
He has what, 4, 5 bankruptcies out of 500+ business ventures? That far exceeds the average business success rate.
It's called survival of the fittest and you my friend aren't the fittest
If I didint have to give away 60% in taxes I would run my own hospital if I felt like it.
Try starting a buisness in a regulated market with those taxes.
If you make it impossible for poor people to gather wealth by state controll, taxes and regulations I guess you have to give them money.
But how stupid can a system get.
not my personal count, retard.
I wonder what it would take for humans to make the endangered species list. We've survived a bottleneck once where we had only 10,000-30,000 people. But that was years ago at least.
That was good during stone age, but I assume you're basically still there or worst that's where you'd like to be.
Instead me, who should have died according to your criterias, am now perfectly healthy, and you, with your processed foods and stuff..
Well, good luck out there
*Your
I mean, it's sorta like paying for netflix, which is a very real thing to want to drop in that situation
Never needed a surgery or broke a bone in my life, you should be dead my friend
He never pays his bills. He's weasely. he's known for never reading or being prepared, he's a racist piece of shit.
Here's something for you: Las Vegas, Nevade has a Trump hotel. It's a hotel only, not a casino, unlike ALL the other resorts and themed hotels there. The Las Vegas board and government don't consider Trump trustworthy enough to properly or legally operate a casino in their city. He is the only one who is BANNED from owning a gambling facility in Las Vegas. THINK about that for a second.
Yang gang 2020
Oh, you never know.
you guys meme yourselves though. thanks for doing all the work.
Reminder that, psychologically, men and women are nearly identical. It is only gender norms that cause us to behave extremely differently.
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I will drag myself through miles of broken glass in a hurricane to vote for literally WHOEVER the Democrat candidate is. I don't care if it's a potted plant. Trump is a dangerous enemy that needs to be ended.
If people want procesed food and GMO that what they will get.
If nobody would buy it they would go bankrupt, in a liberal state with no regulations.
In true capitalism the PEOPLE decide what is produced with their MONEY.
In "the peoples" socialism/comunism the state decides what the pople want.
Tell me that the politicans and bureaucrats know better what you want to eat.
Not to mention that state controll is so inefficent that they would have a hard time menaging GMO crops to grow.
Trump didn't write it, you know.
Massive overlap.
I don't get it you said the same thing twice?
If people is ignorant they will not care about what they eat.
If people is educated (by the state) to eat well and lead a good life from that point of wiew, what you get is literally every european country (and state control on processed food are MASSIVE) and not your fat cesspool of freeeduh.
>story gets covered by alex jones
>his portrayal gets taken out of context
>gets misrepresented and turned into a walking caricature of paranoid ignorance
>someone draws this comic out of the laymans POV of this perspective
>reinforces the idea amongst people who've never heard of it
>seems truer as more people endorse it
and that's how you stifle independent free press.
Yeah but humans are not an endangered species or otherwise protected, also abortions typically happen before the fetus can begin to form into a human being, so it's not even a "person" yet. Besides, there's too many people on the planet already, and I'm not about to bring a kid into the world if I can't afford it.
gibs 1000 dollars pls
Yeah, that means faggot.
low quality bait
They are literally scared of everything
Nobody cares faggot
40%
this isn't funny...
>being told how to live is better then being allowed to make mistakes
You're a brainless sheep going along with the government tells you
>He never pays his bills
You're still kvetching about not seeing his tax return, but somehow you know what's on it?
I know, conspiracy theories and crazy fears about whiteness going away have spread like crazy on the right. Maybe it's the bigger amygdala.
>Also from APA: Toxic Masculinity and how you need to handle men and boys
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Neck yourself
Oh I see, you're just using a more inclusive definition of the word. That's fine.
It’s pretty funny if true
You're a brainless dog who ignores science, distrusts authority and is simply pathetic.
What's so hard in learning things that tons of people dedicated their lives to study before you were even going to be put you on the world?
It's not hard: processed food bad, natural food good. U wanna keep being the tuff boi, fucking keep being pathetic lmao
are you trying to convince us or yourself?
What does 40% mean? Is that a reference to jews somehow?
That's okay, you're scared of white people and offending non-white people.
faggot in pic is bisexual
>trust authority
Wow compelling argument. Guess you're a Trump supporter because he's the president.
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>using 'cishet' because you refuse to say normal
>using newspeak to de-normalize the normal in a desperate bid to elevate your freak selves
Ahem.
Faggots.
That is all.
You're cishet probably, but you're not a normie, are you?
>call you on your faggot rhetoric
>still stick to it in a desperate bid to get a rise out of me
3/10 I responded, but yeah, I'm not mentally ill, faggot.
They actually do have some measures of gun control that we do not.
"normal" is not objective and it's arrogant to claim you are "normal" when other stable states exist. Normal is nothing but a test state and "range" for experiments.
More like "I listened to and read testimony from his former business partners and employees, who corroborated the facts."
Normal is at the least, fairly objective. If you fall in line with 90%+ of society, it's fair to say you're normal. If you were born with 2 arms, that's normal. That's objective.
That said, your argument is self-defeating as LGBTs aren't stable, now matter how much sodomy they 'range their experiments' with
>500+ businesses
>25000+ employees
Show me 50 such testimonies
>sodomy
>LGBT people aren't normal like me REEEEE
You're beyond the pale pathetic.
Can you describe how someone who believes "every life is precious" should behave in your eyes?
Like how you keep using faggot? Use whatever language you want. It's an oddly satisfying feeling, to talk to someone you know is trying to hurt you, and to not feel hurt, isn't it? It's kind of a delicious feeling.
It's abnormal in the sense of left-handedness or having red hair. Off the norm. It's normal in the sense of natural, part of the natural world. Neither of those inform how you should treat people.
>this assmad I refused to play your faggot rhetoric game and accept for myself a label you bestowed
You're not normal like me though. You're abnormal. That's literally what "Queer" means.
Left handedness and red hair aren't mental illnesses though, and you don't create more left handers or redheads through sexual abuse of children. As a group if you're not victimizing yourselves, you're doing it to others. Like the fuckers who will harp about homo/transphobia while simultaneously seeking to intimidate naysayers into compliance. How're you gonna complain about -phobia when you're legit trying to scare people?
Don't worry the union doesn't work with the DoD in the way. Off to Trump's concentration camps. He can employ MAGAtards to run them.
>on Yea Forums
>on Sunday
>arguing in a right wing propaganda thread
>thinks he's normal because his peepee only wants vagoo
Actually, story time. I was always the shortest kid in school, but generally I wasn't picked on, I was actually kind of protected by those around me. There were a very few instances when people would try to bully me, generally people I'd never seen before or would never see again, and generally only verbally.
On those few instances, I remember this same weird feeling come over me. A feeling of utter calm and sincerity. It felt like I'd stepped into a dream or something. I'd just play along and smile, ask them questions. They seemed somehow predictable. My self-confidence would get a weird boost, too.
I get the same feeling when someone tries to scam me, and I know they're trying to scam me. A feeling of safety and maybe a little smug. I like replying to scam emails sometimes.
Does this mean I'm a masochist?
>thinks he's normal because his peepee only wants vagoo
Yep, that's pretty fuckin normal. The anus isn't a sex organ.
Being trans isn't a mental illness. Gender dysphoria is.
Like how being a veteran isn't a mental illness, but PTSD is.
Tell that to your mom
This "ClownWorld" video will be banned soon but itz Newt Gingrich powered youtu.be
actually, it is an erogenous zone and can be stimulated to release hormones the same way heterosexual intercourse does. (this is biologically because your brain rewards your retarded money ass for taking a dump, but that changes nothing.)
The mouth isn't a sex organ either. Last I checked, most everyone uses it as one.
You're never going to win this, kiddo.
>>wait, is that St. Thomas? That shit is a direct shot of Epstein Island! Look when this shit was posted! No bullshit that's a fucking "Q" post
OK, I did, and she agrees.
There's only two genders, the only 'in between' falls into a hermaphroditic genetic defect. You can actually be a veteran, but to call yourself anything besides male or female is a delusion, stemming from the mental illness of gender dysphoria. You pretty much can't have one without the other, whereas there's plenty of veterans who don't get PTSD at all.
Clownworld is one of the actually good right wing jokes. Especially that one video, not the one you posted, I forget what it was called.
"Orange Man Bad/Good" is another funny right wing meme.
I mean, you're arguing words again. There are two gender poles, I'd say, bordering a spectrum.
What gives me pause is that different parts of the brain could be at various places on the spectrum, making it multidimensional, so really more of a gender phase space.
Wake the hell up dude. Trump is a '90s Democrat. If you take an objective, unbiased review of his actual policy objectives you'd see he's basically just Bill Clinton.
orange man started off as a somewhat amusing meme, but it got forced and forced to hell and now it's just a hair outside of pure cringe every time some retard posts it.
The NPC thing is better, but tbh I can't tell if it was a left or a right meme first. The left versions actually always make a lot more sense than the right ones.
You've been sucking dicks since your early childhood but never has a baby even threatened to come out of there. You produce shit from both ends just fine though. But yes, blowjobs are also sodomy. Your mind finding erogenous zones in arbitrary places does not make them sex organs, so your sort seek to normalize the abnormal and spread the lie.
>he's basically just Hitler
Fixed that for you.
The NPC meme sucks, it's just "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" repacked to appeal to gamers.
Doesn't kissing make the mouth an erogenous zone? Even monkeys kiss each other, and it has an evolutionary function (we detect genetic compatibility that way)
I don't buy the spectrum theory. There's some more masculine women and more feminine men, but they're still blatantly women and men. Binary, I believe you'd call it.
>your mind finding erogenous zones in arbitrary places
That's not how anything works kiddo. Nerves are clustered in places for one reason or another by evolution and we learn to enjoy stimulating them. Evolutionarily speaking, us being able to masturbate with our hands is like the ultimate hack of the animal kingdom. We are able to get dopamine and endorphin dumps without ever having done something to earn them.
>seek to normalize using non-genital body parts sexually
We've literally been doing that since the dawn of time. Fetish parlors, pattern recognition, hedonistic tendencies of lovers, etc. We literally made a plant that had contraceptive properties that was one of the most abundant plants in nature extinct because of our constant desire to FUCK.
You can stop this any time. You lost a long time ago.
>detect genetic compatibility with our mouths
.........wut?
Look at that upload date WTF
>using meme pictures from March 2016 to try to humiliate the right
yikes
google gave me this ox.ac.uk
I don't get it, there is only 1 picture, does he represent both?
This was on the "Q" feed but they dropped the 8 chan link. Dates don't lie. CIA operative has gone legit rogue and is using chan like an INTERPOL messaging board. Holy shit
>Money spent on military is theft
It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
Don't have a military? Enjoy getting invaded.
Good memes have a sprinkle of edge for good measure OP. Left is puss puss fags. nothing but. They have 0% self deprecating humour which shows they take themselves too seriously. This is why noone respects them or their humor now and noone ever will.
No he’s not and that wouldn’t be a good thing. First of all Trump is fiscally something entirely different.
>PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI REEEEEEE
>Normal is nothing but a test state and "range" for experiments
>hurr durr everything is morally equivalent!!!
Get out, Cosmopolitan
>The NPC thing is better, but tbh I can't tell if it was a left or a right meme first
Literal retard detected
I'm not sure of where the gender identity aspect comes in, but I think it may have something to do with the internal body map since body dysphoria is closely tied to it.
There may be multiple spectrums. Our word-category "gender" might not match any one specific thing, it might be a bundle of related things. Or you could have a spectrum of spectrums. The mind is at least that complicated anyway.
I think of gender and sex as being categorized on multiple levels. Chromosomal, Anatomic/Physiological, Hormonal, Neurological/Cognitive/Psychological, Interpersonal/Social/Cultural.
The right tends to favor using the earlier levels while the left tends to favor the latter levels.
In my case, I tend to favor the middle levels (I think of myself as a brain piloting a body-mecha).
I'll say something like: "Socially, cognitively, the person is a woman, and their gender is female. Anatomically, chromosomally, the organism is sexed as male."
That isn't for Pewdiepie, little one.
But it's an indisputable fact that Trumpanzees and his other sycophants ARE the true NPCs.
Honestly I wonder what the founding fathers would think about America's current military. They were clearly against having large standing armies for numerous reasons, perhaps the biggest being that you'd can't 'have' a large military and not 'use' it. You have to continually justify its existence by going to war. It's impossible for a massive military to be purely defensive-- if it's at peace, it will always find a front to launch an attack.
On the other hand, warfare has changed so much since the nation's founding. The Revolutionary Army was able to quickly recruit completely untrained civilians and turn them into a militia capable of tackling world superpowers in a defensive scenario, so their obvious preference for having small standing armies makes sense.
>because my family was starving
lol, having reproduced doesn't entitle you extra rights. if anything, it should forfeit some of your rights.
It's the same argument they try to use to label anyone a nazi
Wow and here I thought the left couldn't meme. This is beyond pathetic.
>The Revolutionary Army was able to quickly recruit completely untrained civilians and turn them into a militia capable of tackling world superpowers in a defensive scenario, so their obvious preference for having small standing armies makes sense
The US had to pay for untrained civilians and had to recruit international generals to help train them.
It wasn't as easy as you make it sound.
Is the military too big? Yeah somewhat.
But if you can't defend your border with competing technology and a wall, you get invaded and lose.
That's what happened with the American Indians. They didn't have a border wall, and they fought swarms of people with bows and arrows while the other side had guns.
They couldn't defend their land, so they got invaded and conquered.
If the Indians had guns, America would still be native.
If your society can't defend the winds of change, you lose the society.
The book "Things Fall Apart" by Achebe explains this idea perfectly. It's the greatest book ever written regarding Western Civilization
It sounds like interesting reading, I'll check it out.
You have been visited by Laura the Riveter.
Come on anons, you c-can do it! D-don't let the thread die now!
Lul wut
Nah they can't. They spend all their time having sex and being politically active.
I like how you guys change terms to suit your needs
see also net neutrality
You know he wasn't asking for extra rights, right? He was making his case in front of the man about to execute him. He didn't say, "You can't kill me because I have the right to provide for my family by any means necessary." It's okay, I understand. Words are hard sometimes summerfag.
It's a meme thread and you're on Yea Forums, on Yea Forums you dip. Intelligence is nowhere to be found here.
Considering mostly US people use this board, they dont even know where Germany or France is on the map.
Actually its incredible that people with such little practical knowledge manage to work, earn money and live from day to day.
Birds > Turtles > Humans
These are facts.
Kek
drop em titties now hoe
I'VE GOT BIGGER TIDDIES THAN YOU DISGUSTEN! LOOK AT MAH SEXEH BODEH, IT'S DEAD SEXEH AIN'T IT EH? YOU WISH YOU WER LIKE ME!
God I miss the old days of /b wayyyy less trap trash then
The left can't meme, but I'm not left, so it's easy
The left can't meme well at all. Neither can the right. Both are primarily made up of normies. Bad memes abound on both sides.
>1 gun for every 4 people
>how many nigs does it have?
It's not that "orange mad bad" but that we elected an orange man in the first place. what were we thinking?
White logic:
>bring slaves over to do the jobs we are too lazy to do
>"where did all these niggers come from"
>years ago at least
Fuck you for being technically correct
Seething
Many people want to live in a society in which as many basic essentials are guaranteed to citizens as possible, and that what is required to live without severe discomfort should be a right, not a thing you have to earn. This isn't particularly economically feasible, so compromise is required. This is why the left is so angry about wealth inequality. Obviously I don't speak for everybody, but I think I state a general sentiment.
Back to \the_dipshit with you.
Okay, that's great, but last time I checked, most people have a level of education greater than the fourth grade level.
I see you've learned how to redefine terms on the fly. Keep it up, maybe you'll graduate 2nd grade soon.
What's wrong with you? Humans are obviously not going to become endangered. We're one of the most successful species on earth.
Ew what the fuck did I just read.
>implying cutting funding of planned parenthood was about the money, or that planned parenthood even relied on government funding
I knew this comic was bad, but man, that joke works on no levels.
*Snap*
>thinks of bad opinion somebody could have
>imagines opposition as having that opinion
>wins in mind which is all that matters
Saved
Go ahead and tell us the country you're from. Cause a quick google search will show the bullshit.
What the mother fuck is that image
This is the most weirdly specific projection I've ever seen
This is so stupid. I'm a liberal and see that this is stupid. Sweeping, unjustified generalizations of political groups like this have no right place even in jokes.
Of cops?
Okay, I'll just leave you to jerk yourself off in the corner I guess
Bill Clinton sucks and every president since Truman is a war criminal
Yea Forums has always been, and will always be, shit. Fucking newfags
>Vote for me and I'll give you $48k (in 48 monthly payments of $1000).
Isn't that literally buying votes?
Thank fucking god an educated person
Not american, but I would like to see this guy wins just to see how this would play out
What would you believe if your life was one deemed not precious? Would you think your deeds imposed a tax on your life? I'd think not. What makes your tiny, selfish perspective superior?
clearly a missed opportunity here : just the eyes of Pepe on top of the cut would be enough to recreate him : the cut being red looks like his lips already
Seems to me the right can't meme.
>practical knowledge
not sure why you would ever need to point out germany or france on a map