Wizard here. What's it like to have sex? How do you convince someone to have sex with you?

Hello! I'm a housewife, together for 7 years. We met online in a chatroom that doesn't exist anymore. Seriously.

Neither of us are attractive. We're sometimes more like roommates than romantic partners because porn has ruined us. I have never been happier than I am when I'm with him, however. I think we'd both agree that sex isn't the end-all-be-all of a relationship.

You too can score your mediocre happily ever after. You've gotta take risks and meet people though, and you need to be willing to give people a chance who you wouldn't normally go for.

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Have you tried anything to spice up your sex life? Mediocre is certainly better than nothing at all, but I've heard similar stories from a lot of married couples.
What sort of risks are you talking about? To be honest, in today's society I'm terrified about accidentally making a move that someone finds creepy, and be forever labeled as some weird sexual deviant.
Even if things don't end up that badly, by the time I realize I might be interested in a woman we already have a pretty good platonic relationship, and I'm worried I'd ruin it if I try and presumably fail.

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dude. they don't even care that much. Most people train for selfconvidence. Just try to ask one for a date. It will be akward and you will fail at the start. But just keep on trying . you will get better. everyone has no idea at the start. you are going to get laid

meh, not great, not terrible

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personally, i just bend my wife over whenever i get the urge to fill her with my seed.

okay you will get the best results by just eating more healthy. drink only water no soft drinks. and start some sport shit. at first some team sport you like. after it you can try to hit the gym. most important to cut your intake.
and you will be probably fine. most important at the start is your face and your cloth. she does not know you are low key fat before she is in your bed . you know what I mean? do you have a hidden talent? do play music are you tall? anything you need to play all your cards.

>Have you tried anything to spice up your sex life?
We don't really care about sex that much, so no.

>What sort of risks are you talking about?
Exercising the social part of your brain often by putting yourself in situations where you need to interact with other people. It's good for you, but it's risky because you might have a bad experience now and then. It gets easier with practice, but your skills will continue to diminish if you don't use them.

You sound like you have a lot of social anxiety and are worried about failure. Maybe you should do some research on overcoming social anxiety or start up with a therapist who can help you. This anxiety isn't a life sentence my friend.

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How do you make it obvious that it's a date and not just hanging out? I've hung out with a number of women one on one, but it was never a date, at least from my perspective.
Does she mind if you do that when out buying groceries or whatnot?
Yep, I've been working at getting back in shape. Lost 5lbs this month. I don't really drink soda, but I do enjoy beer, which I'm sure isn't great for me.
As for talents, I mean I know how to do a lot of stuff, but none of my talents really make good party tricks. I'm quite skilled in my career (software engineering), and I'm pretty good at skiing I guess.

she doesn't but we have freaked out some older folks.

It feels good but it become a normal need just like drinking or eating. You're probably over romanticising the act because you have no experience, but once you have done it for long enough it's nothing special.

I think the key to approach women is to remind yourself that they are just normal people with an extra hole. Don't put them on a pedestal, don't hate them : it's all about exchange of mutually beneficial goods and services.

Now if you can't fuck the one that interest you it might just be that you are chasing women that have the possibility to have sex with more attractive male : seek other women or become more attractive. There is billions of them, dont get fixated on a single one.

But above all else, be thirsty like a man that knows what he want but not thirsty like a desperate man.

Sex is alright at best. It's AMAZING if you do it with someone who actually gives a fuck about you and loves you. No better feeling than that in the world, my friend.

just text her that you like her and want to dosomething with her together and choose an obvios date place for the date or an obivous date scenario. make it obvious by low key flirting with her BUT DON'T be pushy.
Ask her for a picknick or go with her in the zoo. somewhere you would not go alone or with a friend. next date at your place cook some food watch a movie and see how lucky you get.

At this point, the anxiety is mostly just around anything sexual. I used to have more anxiety, but I've managed to get that under control, and I'm pretty comfortable in normal social situations. As soon as it gets to dating or sex or anything of that nature, I have no idea what I'm doing. I've considered that it might help to see one of those sex surrogates that help teach awkward men how to be comfortable with touching or talking about sex, but that would probably be a bigger stigma than just being a virgin.
>normal need just like drinking or eating
You hit the nail on the head, but didn't even realize it. From our perspective, eating and drinking aren't that special. They're just common everyday activities that we do to survive. But from the point of view of a starving person, eating is the most important thing in the world. That's what sex is like for me.
How do you make it obvious what you want without coming off as desperate or creepy?

nice dude. you don't need talents. but you should be intresting. just do interesting stuff with friends so you will become more intresting for her and your life will be also more awesome. just do the hole travel shit and never say no to any social activity. And also don't do anything just for a girl. do it for yourself so you can not lose.

Maybe sex just isn't going to be a big part of your life until you're in a long term relationship with someone who's willing to take it slow and make you comfortable. That's okay. You don't need a class on how to be intimate with the one you love because it'll come naturally.

No one can teach you how to be comfortable during a hookup, if that's what you're looking for. Hookups are uncomfortable, you're pressured to perform, things could go bad at any minute, you're with a stranger. Maybe it's just not for you.

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Yep, I'm only really interested in it with someone who actually likes me. That's why I've never just gone to a prostitute, despite considering it many times over the years.
I don't understand how to "low key flirt," or how to flirt at all really. What differentiates that from just casual chitchat?

Jesus Christ you guys are fucking hopeless. Why do you need sex that much. Just fuckin mansturbate and go play vidya. 30yo wizard here. Don't give a shit about it at all at this point. You can't imagine what's like to get over with it. Life feels good.

This is exactly what a post from someone who will never have sex would look like.

So? Why should I care. Give me 1 good reason you fuckin incel. You can think that by fucking (doesn't matter who) you'll accomplish something but in reality, you're wasting your time. Just like we all do. It doesn't fuckin matter and it's the sadest thing in everyone's life.

I hope you're right about the long term relationship. By my age, people probably expect that a partner has some clue what they fuck they're doing though. It might be a huge turn off for her to get that far into a relationship and then realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh, I can masturbate and play vidya like a champion. Been doing it for years. It doesn't fill the void in my life. I don't understand how you can just completely give up like that.

In my experience, women always assume I wanted sex because "that's what man want".

Obviously I don't know you so I might be wrong but if the girl you are meeting 1 one 1 act like they don't know what you want it's just that they are not romantically interested. Women tend to have an hard time with clear rejection if you become more than a unknown guy hitting on them.

It's not fair but it's the game.

I would simply tell them after you get to know them a little that they interest you and you wonder if the feeling is reciprocal. No need to be dramatic about it, it's normal business for men and women to seek out partners. (Don't do it the first time you meet though it's really thirsty looking).

You can also do it stealthily with little acts that are improper between friends such as getting close to her and touching her (in non sexual ways because #metoo is a thing now). If the feeling is reciprocal you'll know very fast... But let's not fool ourselves: it works much more often when you are conventionally attractive.

Just do it with common sense. Let it flow in the conversation. Don't say she looks sexy or anthing. Just make compliments when she says something as an aswer. Like for example if she talks about her yoga lesson or she want to be more fit. tell her she already looks awesome. or She; who was the girl you were talking to a the party? me: just a friend she: I am not jealous or anything me: that's too bad.
just be a bit smooth

Just took it, don't ask. Make sure you scare them so they don't tell on you in school or home.

>I don't understand how you can just completely give up like that.
Is it better to cry in the corner for years in despair about your fails in life. like you do? I fail to see reason and any logic in that.

It's a matter of self-awareness. I stopped investing in people. In relationships. People always lead to disappoinment. That's why I'd rather invest in my company and real estate, all sorts of collectables etc.

One of my big problems is I don't know how to read or interpret signals. There's one woman right now who I think might be hitting on me, but I have no idea if that's actually the case or if she's just being nice. The last time I thought that about someone and tried to reciprocate, it turns out she was just being nice.

people are different. you can not know it. a nice way is to ask a friend of her if the girl of your dream has a bf or likes you. she will tell it the girl of you dreams. she already knows you like her and if she goes to a date with you you are in or she will reject you at the start.

Get this faggot otta here. Fucking underage. You don't even know what wizard is. How old are you mate? 17?

With some women it's a Grey zone, even more if they are people that touch other a lot.

You just have to try your luck and be prepared for rejection I guess. If she isn't interested saying that you're sorry you sometimes have trouble to intepretet other people intentions is a valid explanation.

>It might be a huge turn off for her to get that far into a relationship and then realize I have no idea what I'm doing.

Be honest with her that you're low libido and don't prioritize sex. You'd be surprised how many lonely nerdy insecure women would be relieved to find someone who isn't going to be all over them until things are comfortable.

If you communicate to your partner, there will be no mysteries.

I think you're going to be okay. You seem like a good dude who's a late bloomer.

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It feels better than you imagined it would, but the feeling doesnt linger like you hope it will. Being close to someone makes all of the anger and paranoia subside for a day. Also nutting inside someone is the second best feeling in the world.

As for convincing them, I cant help with that. I lucked out despite the tism

pay a hooker

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm 33 and have never had sex, which makes me a wizard by definition.
Thanks, I hope you're right. I don't know that I'd be able to make it that far into a relationship without trying though. I'm not low libido, I just don't have any opportunities for sex. Hopefully the right person would be able to help me past my inexperience.

You can't just go and say something is the second best feeling in the world without letting us know what the best feeling in the world is... Out with it.
Do you really think that would help? I don't think I could even enjoy it knowing she doesn't care about me in the slightest and doesn't want to be there.