What's the dumbest thing you believed when you were younger?

What's the dumbest thing you believed when you were younger?

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jesus

I'd be happy.

if i swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow inside my stomach

That vaginas were a circular hole located relatively where the penis is

i would one day have sex

That I could be successful

Niggers could be civil.

Peace

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That republicans work for the people not companies

Leftwing politics.

God

the moon

live in da woods
seen some shit
believed i could just forget about it

Anarchism
God
Multiculturalism
Communism

...still a leftie but hey...

9mm > .45 acp

htat poo poo pee pee doo hwat doo

this.
and evolution.

that i'd grow up one day

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cute

that his logs were steamy and creamy

i was told that the caliber of handguns isnt enough for it to matter anyway.regardless the higher caliber's and stopping power

Girls urinate with the asshole.
(as they sat )

go figure the leftie doesnt believe in god.better die with an air conditioner because hell is a pretty hot place to be in

What my father is going to be good

fuck,i actually used to believe this to

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> " Children should be seen and not heard. " :

That single vindictive aphorism stunted my natural development of
personality, social skills and understanding of basic human rights
for many years and I did not really start to recover from its vicious implications
until I was about thirteen years old by which time
the only life skills I had really learned amounted to :

> " shut up and man up " .

so you got dumber with age

>go figure the leftie doesnt believe in god.better die with an air conditioner because hell is a pretty hot place to be in
Fuck off. Rather spend an eternity in hell with Lemmy and all the other fun guys than one day in heaven with types like you.

That she loved me

that democrats are not retarded

The tooth fairy

Only some girls had vagina holes

Guess I was right

also vaccines
and the world being round

i thought magic johnson 'magically' cured himself of AIDS, hence the nickname

Just because you stop believing in something retarded it doesn't mean you have to pick up some new idiocy to replace it. Not beliveing in evolution is arguably worse then believing in leftwing politics.

That girls fart and poop

>and evolution.
Haha. Dumbass. What's the stupidest thing? "Uh.... science"

I believed this as well. I just couldn't think of any other reason they would sit down to pee

Where do I even start?

I thought that all women are queens and pure creatures that must be treated with the utmost respect and are to be put on a pedestal.

Asking a woman out is a form of rape.

Feminism is a good thing.

Ancient civilizations were stupid for not giving women the right to vote.

Needless to say I'm a 39 year old virgin now. Thanks feminism and school. At least I know now that everything you taught me was a bunch of shitty lies.

That I was right

I used to believe being circumcised was normal

>first world nigger problems

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>Needless to say I'm a 39 year old virgin now. Thanks feminism and school. At least I know now that everything you taught me was a bunch of shitty lies.
Not thanks Feminism. Thanks you being a whiny incel. We'd had feminism for 50 years now and I've had plenty of girls in bed. Stop acting like a victim.

>i would one day have sex
this

That you could fuck with the Jesùs and not get fucked in the ass the following Wednesday.

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God is like in the math.
Or the fractals.
Or something.
Now realizing the word god isn't even necessary and there's nothing "ordering the universe" other than what happens.

The idea the universe would be moral, or think, or decide things is ducking infantile.
Pic related, average view of God.

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Birth canal is anus.
Boy did that make college biology awkward.

that women didnt have 3 holes down there, ill tell you what , i used to tell my friend thats ridiculous, the little perv probably was watching hardcore porn , the little shit

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I don't think I ever believed in God... My parents didn't, but they didn't put their beliefs onto me. I just didn't.

I did believe in jinxes though. As a tangible thing. That's weird.

How was I supposed to know that they have 3 holes?
No one told me.
No sex ed in school.
It seemed plausible that women pee and have sex from the same hole.

Girls grew penises when they got older.
They don't, but some have them.
Best possible outcome.

The middle eastern sky fairy bejusus

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No one believes those extremes except the most deluded pretend feminists and bitter guys that never figured out the game of love.

ITS YOU.
to be a virgin at that age is on you.
It's your body or your mind.
So change your mind.
I read about evolutionary psychology for 3 years... After quitting jerkin which I did for 5 years after the end of an 8 year relationship.

I'm doing better than ever.
Of course I'm wrong to read tons of books. Challenge my negative thinking, embrace skepticism and question myself.

I could explain how to do well with women in 5 minutes to the average teenager. How can't you know this by now?

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I believed pizza was made as one giant log and restaurants just sliced off a layer from the end when they needed it and baked that.

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>How can't you know this by now?
Something somewhere went terribly wrong with me.
I honestly haven't pinpointed yet.

That hard work and merit will eventually work out.

That life had inherent meaning and that good things happened to good people

I thought the events in LOTR really took place thousands of years ago.

I believed Trump was not a fokkin Zionist