Contraband checkpoint, we need to make sure you're not carrying any illegal dubs...

dubs

fuck me

faggot

fuck you caught me

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oh no

fuck you

SIR, DROP THE DUBS.

There are no dubs here, i promise!

You can't catch me pig.

my dubs are legal, but my singles aren't
what u gonna do, pig?

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

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Aw come on officer. Just cuz I'm black don't mean I got no dubs.

That's some racist shit right there.

No problem officer. Go ahead with the search.

No dubs here

If dubs arrest ginger Dave

No dubs here sir.
but check this guy again, I don't trust him

nigger detected

Nothing here, sir.

F-MEGA !!!!

No dubs here boss i swear

Just passing through Officer.

OH FUCK!!!!

Umm, I don't see any dubs officer!

nothin to see here officer

Oh, you are fucked.

Me, on the other hand, and completely clean

YEAH, PASSING THROUGH THE JAILHOUSE!

These aren't my dubs officer. I was holding them for a friend I swear.

I am completely legal officer

check me, pig.

i'm not black sir

It's not my dubs, I was just holding it for a friend.

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Come and take em

I swear there are no dubs, I don't even know how to suck a dick I swear

Whatever. Search me again, I don't care

bump

welcome to the big house, brother.
in time the trips shall free us

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That still counts as possession, you're coming with me.

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Roll

Nothing to see here officer

No dubs here

Nice try, pig.

You're fucked

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AY OFFISUH I AINT GOT NO DUBS BUT U CAN PAY ME DEM REPARASHUNS YERM SAYIN WHITE BOI?

*sweating intensifies
"Is everything in o-order officer?"

This is actually my friend's car, officer.

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no dubs here sir. no need to search me or anything

Where’s your warrant?

Dubs? How dare you accuse me of such a thing. I'm calling my dad who's in the FBI to come arrest You!

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Fuck tha police

The fuck you is boy

>when dubs police ignores all of the dead bodies in the trunk but starts to look in your dub box

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AM I BEING DETAINED!?

LOL...so are you!

These are not the quads you're looking for

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME!

What type of idiot drives around with dubs?

yeah just gonna uhh... slip on through

GET HIM!!!

HE HAS DUBS!!!!

I haven't used dubs since 08, officer. I'm clean.

Sure officer, I'm clean go ahead no dubs trips or quads I swear

Officer! how dare you! my children are in the car!.....driving with dubs....what kind of mother do you think i am!?

We, the jury, find the defendant, guilty

My dubs are in another vehicle

idiot

Looks like they're in this one son. Mind stepping out?

Out of the car now! You’re all under arrest niggers!

can we hurry, I'm late for work...

Out the way pig

Well well well what do we have here?

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Of course, sir.

SOMEONE CALL CNN! THAT COP JUST SAID NIGGER!

Fuck odd pig. I have the right to move about unmoslested.

Excuse me?

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You got a warrant, officer???

You should have kept your mouth shut! Looks like the suspect was reaching for a weapon and I felt in danger for my life!

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I'm innocent

Those arent my dubs, a friend must have left them in here. I swear.

Oh shit the 5 o

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It's okay officer, I don't have dubs. I'm white.

STEP ON IT DUBS GUY

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I would never

You think just because you see a black man driving a nice car...he automatically must have dubs...

I aint got no fuckin dubs, son.

You’ll never catch me!

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Police Officer: *pulls out firearm*
Police Officer: "Hands where I can see 'em! Step out of the vehicle!"

Bumping this thread

am I being detained?!?

Whew, looks like this no-gun-zone-forcefield protected me.
Your badgenumber please. Gonna call them now.
"Hello? Is this the grey-haired fag- the news guy? SOMEONE DID A RACISM!"

I am a sovereign citizen using a private vehicle for non-commercial purposes, you have no authority to pull me over

I've actually got my permit right here

Officer, i swear those dubs werent there before you pulled me over.

Faggot checkpoint, stop right there OP. We’re bringing you up to HQ, the chief ain’t gonna believe this one.

No dubs here, officer! Can I go nao?

Only singles here Officer, look

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*takes out hand-cuffs*
Police Officer: "Uh-huh, sure it wasn't"

Bake him away, toys

rockin the duude, I mean, officer duude

No dubs here, officer

Completely Innocent Here

I swear officer... I have nothing...

dubs

Dont arrest me. Im white.

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Liar.

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Giga nigger

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I DID IT, I BROKE THE SYSTEM AND FREED MYSELF
FUCK YOU COPPER

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I have my medical dubs license, officer

Im more impressed by
He predicted

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Fucking 7s.

yeah, that's actually pretty fuckin mystical

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Lottery numbers now, bitch

All good here

all clean here officer

I've got all the dubblez and triplez
theyre just stashed away

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Here, Officer.

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What about trips

Okay Officer, thanks.

Of course officer, I got nothing to hide.

No dubs hsre, sir; just new shampoos that I'm thinking of spending the evening trying out.

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nothing to see here

OFFICER

BULLSHIT, YOUR DUBS IT RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

Hey is that a new YLYL thread over there?

>dissapears into pasta dishes

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WE'VE BEEN SUSSED GREG
LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

Am I being detained? What is your RAS? Oh you don’t have any? So you’re illegally detaining me? Well then I’m going to drive away and if you attempt to stop me I can sue you for violating my 4th amendment rights. Good bye fuck stick.

Nice work not using our real aliases, playboy! We can make our grand escape on the back of Garfield's BMX!

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Dubs!? Noo, not on me sir, I am clean.

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Holy fuck user... 881188?? Your so fucked

Im clean, officer I swear.

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i wanna talk to my lawyer.

Oh shit ylyl?
where?
....
GET HIM

triple dubs...

>we got away with the dubs but they shot Garfield

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Check this

i know my rights road pirate!

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Just going to work

No problems here ocifer

"dubs"?
Never heard of them, officer.

I am clean officer, I swear.

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

I am making A salad officer

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I'm passing through, officer, can't you give me a break?

Sir, you can't stop me I was traveling

nothing to see

nothing here, officer

No dubs here officer

I ain't buyin it.
Mind if we search you?

Just passing through

>shifts to drive and slams the gas

dubs

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>i thought you didn't give tickets to gud boi pucci

I'd notice filia's ass anywhere

I'm all clear officerino

Fuck da police

nice

taxation is theft

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What are dubs

all good homie

Nah man. I'm clean

ooga booga

No dubs at all here, trust me.

Shit...

just got trips

Is there an ocifer problem?

guess this is a check' em thread now
show the doubles, the cops aint here

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Nothing illegal in this vehicle, sir.

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Czech'd.
OP cops caught the drug lord. Good job guys.

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I never get them anyways

More credit should be given to as he predicted me, or at least the quints.

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pfft I don't have enough to even buy a pack of cigarettes. let me go already.

my luck never fails me

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Just heading home, officer.

Fuck

UGGH

clearly these are fake. they're innocent.

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FUCK

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took the fall for them?

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when two jacks join the channel

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fuck you and your dubs you fucking monkey

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Uh, I'm a Freeman on the land. I do not consent to any searches of my vessel or my person.

rollin

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fuck me

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ew, no.

fresh out of dubs

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AM I BEING DETAINED!!!!!

Not me officer!

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I'm sailing clean officer
no illegal substances on my ship

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Wrong pic...

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>>responds to dubs
>>gets dubs
>>second time this bread

>>fuckmylife.png

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get fucked coppa

STOP RESISTING!

>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM

officer down

What seems to be the problem, officer?

yes sir

At a time like this, who would carry dubs?

Officer problem?

What about trips or quads?

yessir

Ok here’s my unregistered dubs, go ahead and arrest me

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I'm clean

Check em officer

F

no sir, no dubs on me!

Just hiding a swastika in my basement

no dubs here sir

No dubs on me sir.

Get on the ground scum

F, doubled
I smell illegals.

You'll never catch the dubs bandits

Sheeeit! *runs* fuck da police!!!

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Get out of here

Nothing here sir

OFFICERS I FOUND ONE

Nevah! Dubs 4 life nigguh!!!

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Mother of god...
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, YOU TURNCOAT

Hell naw! You'll never take me alive!

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Well, I have these. Cool?

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internal affairs is gonna have a field day with you. What make you turn dirty officer?

Do you have a warrant? This is a violation of my 4th ammendment rights.

>decaf
You're a sick individual.

I’m just looking out for myself, I didn’t expect dubs to fall out of my pocket

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...

I don't have anything sir I am unarmed and clean

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Howwwww

HOWWWWW

Checked

vhbjhnkl

YOU HAVE TRIPS TOO? YOU'RE DEPORTED IM CALLING ICE RIGHT NOW

I ain't got nothin'

To the gulag you go

Trips as well, huh.

Well, to let ya in on a secret, I did roll a quints once somewhere...

Hey kids, would you like some dubs? All the cool kids are getting them.

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Silly pepe, dubs are for niggers!

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nothing to worry about officer

I love niggers

We only sell them to niggers we don't use them ourselves. ;)

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Going to jail.

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im good

I swear officer I havn't been dubbing tonight

WHATS YOUR BADGE NUMBER

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i want poison to sit on my face
also checked

What about these trips officer?

No dubs here.

RUN NIGGA!!! Trips gets you deported!

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GET THE SWAT TEAM WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TRIPS

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No dubs here, b0ss

Sir I need you to get out of the car.

No dubs here, officer
But I do have this 5?

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Let's gettem boys!

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Always go with 8

silly Pepe. You are a known dubs smuggler.

dirty cop

my how the tables have turned

>Sir
im sorry but poison has a penis

Who me.. I ain't got nothing.

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How am I supposed to feed my tadpols?!

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FREEZE, DIRTBAG

STOP RESISTING

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He's a dirty cop trying to frame me

shiet, youll never take me alive! the moonlanding was fake

GET ON THE FLOOR

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Ok, sir. Am I clear?

Move along, you're clear.

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Good thing I'm white.

Ok I'm internal affairs. This checkpoint has too many dirty cops. We're going to shut you down!

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GET DOWN. STOP RESISTING

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I just have my .45 in the glove box officer.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

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Man you're just profiling, whatever, go ahead and search

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*Drops my dubs on you*
Get him!!!

i have paperwork to carry these dubs + trips in my truck. fuck off officer

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i never lie

Suck my dick you bootlicking fed

If dubs, you''ll hear from my lawyer

Nothin to hide

*Drags you out of car and beats you*
STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!

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fuck you pig suck my dick

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NO HICE NADA CABRON

nothing to see here

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I've been through this checkpoint MULTIPLE TIMES and you keep checking me, just give up already!

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im a real american, i dont have shit on me officer

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Not me, officer

Check away officer

You fat nigger

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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Just passing through

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No problem, officer.

quints guy here, it was sick as hell to see this thread hit 8 hours
well, RIP i'll see all the dubs in heaven

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