Welcome to pepe's bar and grill you faggot. How may I take your order

Welcome to pepe's bar and grill you faggot. How may I take your order.

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>How may I take your order?

Lol...

Faggot, order something or I'll have to call over Ned, our security guard.

Fuck you.
You're rude and i don't like you.
I want to tall to Pepe immediately.!!!!

Yeah wheres pepe at?

ned sounds like the name of a pussy,ill fight that mother fucker right now

Bring me tendies and honey mussy

pepe? you can start by getting the fuck out of my country, fucking border jumping faggots

why do trumptards have to bring politics into everything.just stay home and fuck your sister after you drink your jug of moonshine

Can I get the Big Funny?

I'm looking for work since the Salty Spitoon closed down. Do you need a bouncer?

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>by complaining about shoehorning politics into everything, he takes the bait, knowing he's worsening the problem

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1 tendies and 1 bepis please c:

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pretty sure it's liberal jews who are responsible for 75 million step-sibling views on pornhub.

I SAID BRING ME TENDIES!!!!!!!

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I want 13yo and 2 stripers. Pls & thanks

one chilled bottle of Night Train and the grilled fish tacos with refried beans and Spanish rice. Thank you.

me laddies and I just want a fokin gallon of guinness and a few potaytos
aye you sell 5.56 here as well or nae

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Large Carne Asada Nachos:
Beans, chips, asada, guacamole, pico, and plenty of grated cheese. A big scoop of sour cream on top. 2 bottles of Corona

>carne
>no actual meat in the dish

>Shit tier beer

Vodka master race

I'll take a pizza....cheese only

With my cock in your mouth.

please, I would like to know if everything upon the menu is kosher.

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Brick plz

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>i go upstairs take my clothes off and get into the bathtub
>get some shampoo and pour it all over my dick and hands
>i begin fappping like a madman
>shampoo is like im covered in pussy juice which also smells nicely scented
>blast the biggest load leaving a hole in the wall
>shit is awesome

I do apologize my good sirs, but we seem to be out of tendies at the moment.

I WANNA APPLEJUICE!

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