You can add an inch to your penis length or girth, but you must take off 2 inches from your height...

You can add an inch to your penis length or girth, but you must take off 2 inches from your height, how much do you change?

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Kill off a foot height and get 6in of cock....sounds good shortest most hung porn star in the world right here folks

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I’m nonbinary, so I might not mind being a little bit shorter if it helps me pass. I would definitely consider killing off two inches and grabbing an extra inch of length, which would put me around 7 inches. I’m already very girthy.

lmao good play

Go from 5'11" and 6.3" x 5.5" to 4'11" and 10.3" x 7.5"

Then I'd basically be a shota with a fat ass hawg of a cock. I'm a bottom usually so it'd be there for decoration anyways

Not at all.

I go from 5'11" to 5'9" with a 7.5" cock.

I don't think I'd do it. I like being tallish and my dick is perfectly average.

Chicks see height before dick size anyways, and I don't wanna be a manlet.

five foot nine inches
(two separate measurements)

i be 5 foot 3. and my waist would be 2 cm shorter.

I don't change it because sexuality is a social construct.

Social constructs have value because we are a social species.

The notion that we are a social species is itself a social construct created by the nazis.

I would be 1 inch tall with a 39 inch dick. I have no torso, just balls, cock, little sticks for arms/legs and a tiny head, if we were to scale the proportions

"I'm non binary" what kind of faggot shit is that. If you are born with a cock you're a male. You're widdle feelings don't change facts.

go from 6'0 and 6,5" to 5'8 and 8,5"?
easy, then gains will come by easier as well. a total win-win situation

The concept of nazis was created by social creatures

I'd end up with an 8" and I'd shrink down to 6'3, doesn't sound bad to me.

actually just make me a 5 ft monster with a 12,5" magnum dong while we're at it

>I'm mentally ill

Post yer pp's and I'll judge the size.

im 6'4 already, take me down to 6' and give me my 7 inch cock please

I'm 6'3 with a 5 inch dick.
3 inches sounds good to me.

5'1" and 14" dong, then transition to female. So what if hormones shrink it somewhat. Fuck the police.

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Kill yourself kike faggot.

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I would be 5'11 with 8 inch cock, pretty good trade i guess

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>take off 8 inches of height
>add 3 to length and 1 to girth
>get to be 5'1"
>have like 8 inch dick
And where is the downside?

You'd be 5'10 lmao idiot 6'0 = 5'12, 12-2 = 10. Don't reproduce

I'm 5'6" with a 5 inch dick, so let's go ahead and knock off 40 inches for 20 inches of dick. I'll be 26 inches tall with a 25 inch dick. I'm aspiring to have no torso or spine, just legs and a dick, like a three-legged rape machine, fast as fuck boi

ahh fuck no short dudes never hear the end of it

I'm 6'7", 7.5" length, 5.5" girth. Would drop to 6'1" to get a 10.5" donger. Chading up all your girls

That's one of the reasons I'd be skipping the upper body. No ears, just rape and a 25MPH sprint

More than most people.
I'd be a toddler sized person with an elephant sized dick, make a killing by doing porn.

The imperial system is retarded and no one who hasn't grown up with it would know that the system goes to 12.

What fucking muppet decided that units of 12 was a good way to set up a system?

I'd remove a whole foot of my height, get a 12inch fat ass cock and be 5 foot tall xD. Then I could accomplish my dream of having a monstercot and also fit inside a cockpit of a fighter jet

My fucking sides

I'd trade an inch from my penis for an inch of height.

Shrink dick down to nothing, become Godzilla tall, start selling girl scout cookies.

6 inch dick, shave off 14 inches of it, then shave off the height gain to make it a 15 inch wide cavern.

I am now TurboCunt the Enabled, and your world shall burn.

40 inch penis!

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stay at 6'3" and enjoy my big dick I guess. It's already a little too large for the missus.

>You can add an inch to your penis length or girth, but you must take off 2 inches from your height
you're a fucking retard
6'0 - 4 inches = 5'8"
6,5" + 2 inches = 8,5"

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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I would use every inch of my height and finally live out my life long dream of becoming a dragon dildo. I'm 6'0 btw

You'd be surprised how quickly word gets around that you have a big cock though.