Hey anons

Hey anons.

What should I do to my roommate before she wakes up for work?

Dubs/69 decides if I take a picture of my dick next to her face.

Otherwise open to suggestions

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Slap her

Do the dishes, clean the place, and make breakfast for her

cum on her back

take a close up of her nostrils

WINNER

she locked her door? What she not afraid of rapist?

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Weird but ok

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fuckin hell cute face BUT shes sleeping with makeup? chrisdt

rolling for: show boobs

cock in mouth

Expose the butthole.

Cum on her face

Trips checked

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Butthole!!

Picture of ass

Pic of her soles

Cum on her face

Dubs. But OP is a fag and will not deliver

Double dubs means the ass must be spread.

slit her throat and shit down the hole

do webm of you cumming to her while sleeping, pls OP

re rolling

>cumming to her
>to her
!?!?

rollin! thanks op film it while you're cumming for her

1. Tie her big toes together with a lace
2. Wake her up with a jug of water
3. Take a pic when she tries to jump after you
4. Post said pic
5. ???
6. Profit!

retry

bitch be sleeping, bitch could take your load

Oof. I mean. I'll see what I can do but she is a light sleeper
I can do this though

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WINRAR

stop talking in nigger

OUR HERO.

keep it up OP

do you have a spycam set up in the bathroom?

jimmies rustled much, fagget?

indian shithole curry shut up

Feet!
...should be easy

Maybe.
I also may have stolen a couple of photos from her phone while she's sleeping.
to prove I'm still op here's this Pic. BTW she woke up as I took this. Had to explain that I just wanted to use her bong and was sleeping naked. That's why my sick is in her face.

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how fast did you have to tuck in your dick

>Had to explain that I just wanted to use her bong and was sleeping naked. That's why my sick is in her face.
yeah sure........

had to kek a little.

Not even kidding. Got hella spooked and soft because of it lmao

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and what did she say

Speaking of taking her phone. Here's a Pic I managed to snag..

OP is just LARPing with his gf.

Steal some panties

this

cute gf tho, congrats user

Oops. Here it is

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Get those panties and show us some pussy gunk!

keep up the pics from her phone.

Bros I fucking wish that was the truth
Shes a babe. She'll be flirty and cuddly with me but that's it.

This one she took last night I guess

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then, if she was nof freaked out why not keep your dick visible to see what would happen next?

There will be rape by thread's end.

I guess my own dubs deserve another stolen pic

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hope so, good luck OP

Uh I let me shirt drape over it because I'm not a savage dude

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Because op is a beta

then how do you expect she'll stop being flirty and respect you enough to suck your cock?
Stick it out until she wakes up and see what happens, girls also get horny and waking up to dick is something she'll love to if she likes to flirt with you.

cum in her underwear

thks for all the pics OP

Pic of tits

checked

trips confirmed

WILL OP DELIVER?

Don't sexually molest her. Don't ruin her life and your own for two minutes of fame.

Make her breakfast, do something to help her have a good day.

Don't be a fucking cunt.

amen

Lol. Next time you cuddle let yourself get hard faggot. Shift weight etc make it obvious. When you catch her looking bring it up

Ah shit

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You sound like a fucking rapist my dude.

Concurred

Rolling

You call that a tit pic?

How, popping a boner is natural when you cuddle lol. I didn’t say pull it out, and all you would do is make a remark like “ oh sorry blah blah blah” I didn’t tell op to pull it out and grab her by the hair lmao.

Fucking virgins wonder why you’re virgins lol

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Looks like he won't

OP still there?
rollin for another creep dick shot

How about this?
found it on her timehop. Couple of years old

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>popping a boner is natural when you cuddle
>Fucking virgins wonder why you're virgins lol

Projecting...

More like this?!

Lul

Like this with face?

It's not the same person and the photo quality is horrendous. This entire thread is bullshit.

Roll for face

Just blow a load on her face and be done with it.

ram her pale bare rearpussy

OP is out.
that was almost a good run my bros