Today is the fucking day bois. 19 fucking years old. I feel old ass fuck. Now what?

You ain't old until you ache just from waking up.

Now you’re boring, and the world is done caring about you. Go dig ditches.

get your ass pounded by a 250pd Black tranny u horrible cunt

Wow, what a sad bastard that made that. And posted it lol

Well done your officially a pedo now

fags. wait til your 40. wait til people you know stqrt dying. friends, family. how many funerals have you been to? how many friends of yours have been married? had kids? divorced? od?
your life is just getting started.
ill give you some advice that i heard a dude who is now dead give to a young guy i knew.
'you're young. you gotta go get that young pussy. cause when you're old, they don't let you get that good stuff anymore.'
go get laid for us old fucks, user. some good young pussy.
and stop being such a whiny bitch about getting old. you got a long ways to go.
happy birthday.

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mfw i'll never get to fuck 20 year old puss again.
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lol I’m 42 and I still feel young as fuck. I’m banging a college girl, I mountain bike, build and race sail boats, spend all my time outdoors, don’t own a tv or cellphone bc fuk u I’m busy, and enjoy every god damn day of my waspy cunt life. Suck it.

Sometimes we don't have to wait too long after adulthood for those things to happen user :(

five funerals and counting
age twenty

>I feel old as fuck
Seriously? Your brain hasn't even stopped developing yet.

I didn't start feeling old until the 30 mark.

Cool story, brah. We believe every single word of it.

What r u whining about, I watched my first person die at 16

Fuck this thread is depressing

I'm 26. Feel older nerd

Bruh im 30 and i've already lost my mom to cancer, my brother in law to suicide, both my grandparents on my dad's side, my mom's older brother and his wife, and my cousin when she was still an infant. Not to mention dealing with the consequences of putting my body through Hell via drugs alcohol and sheer testosterone fueled stupidity. Plus all my old "friends" are fuckin straight edge buzzkill faggots

But you still post on b. You are still a massive loser kekek

Shit son, thats one hell of a life

I was 12 when i saw my friend get taken down by cops when he tried robbing a 7-11 while high on PCP. Step up faggot

Im also divorced and a recovering opioid addict

Was Marine. Saw friend get face separated via shotgun. Fucked me up hard.

When I was 8 I saw my best friend get gang raped by police and then eaten by polic dogs. Come at me fagit

COD doesn’t count faggot

Turned 20, had an uncle commit suicide to spite my aunt and did it while his grandkids were nearby. A cousin who OD due to peer pressure. Multiple friends died to depression. One of the more recent ones had a closed casket funeral and was delayed a week because according to his sister they had to do a lot of work to his body. No one ever spilled how he killed himself aside from talking to another friend who was told by the dad it was suicide and that's all I got from his family. 18 years old, knew him ever since he was 6, yea it sucks. You don't have to be old to have loved ones go out.

Right? Irl is so much worse

This place really is a shithole. Instead of comforting each other it sounds like you guys are competing to see who has had the worst life.

This thread is sad.
Make me sad.
Stupid sad thread.

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Fuckoff u happy cunt. Leave us miserable bastards to wallow in our shitty lives.

Not as fucked up as literaly watching the person who birthed you being slowly killed by cancer. That shit will eat whatever innocence and optimism you may have had. The day she passed i actually took my dad's pistol to my room and stared at it in my hand for an hour fighting the urge to pull the trigger. I think what made it worse was i was still in high school in my junior year.

19 years old?

try 45 you faggot. lol.

You got that from Attack on Titan faggot

So, this now a "prove how old and grizzled you are" thread? Cool.

I'm 95yo and stormed the beaches of Normandy on D-Day, kids. Oh, and I've been an alcoholic and smoked 2 packs a day since I was 10. Bitches.

h-hello fellow yougnsters

Lel i chuckled. Shit like this really livens up the mood

Reminder that life is all about being a 15 yo high school jock.

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If this was true, bet ur still shitting out the rations you ate till this day. Did u ever let your senior fuck you for a candy bar by any chance?

N-not p-potato g-girl!

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That chick is probably thirty with ten kids and a busted out snatch by now.

I don’t member the gang rape scene! Hot af.

No but i remember Nazi dogs eating a Jew girl alive

NOT POTATO GIRL!!!
MUH WAAAIFU!!

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Kekkek fuck me someone’s bitter

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>pd
lb

>tfw you're not a shallow normie
Damn I'm cool :)

Fucken nazis and their fucken dogs.

>tfw you won't spend the whole week of summer holidays killing aliance scum in pvp and doing raids 12 hours a day with your best friends again
All that is left are the memories

Kek
When I was 2 I enlisted in ww1 and had to drink my own piss to survive the turks