>woman at office
>always touching my arm
>stays close to me
>leans towards me
>suggestive body posture
>touches my leg with feet
>plays with her hair
>always around me
>breathes on me
>talks to me
>smiles to me a lot
>she is married
What is happening Yea Forumsoys?
What is she doing?
Woman at office
Oliver Reed
Matthew Morris
bump
Brandon Harris
She wants you to do her work for her and if you ever bring up her closeness she'll call you disgusting
Parker Gomez
That's what I do.
I treat her politely like a gay man.
It's not worth the trouble and complications.
Jaxson Cruz
working in the same office as you, retard
Cameron Flores
She is touching me though
Do people touch other?
Seems weird to me
At least I can contain it now and not ask why you touch me?
Connor White
>smiles to me a lot
gg, social reject
Nolan Martin
At most she wants attention because her husband cheats or is sperg and doens't fuck. At the least you should feel good your getting attention, think of her as a friend, and use the interaction to acclimate yourself to close interaction with women so that you can learn to chat up a girl you like instead of wondering if a work colleague wants to fuck you. Because she doesn't. She wants the attention. Use that shit for good, user.
Elijah Garcia
Fuck ver, that will confuse her
William Jenkins
>At the least you should feel good your getting attention
It feels good.
I enjoy it.
I'm afraid though of becoming a total sperg and fall for her like I did in the previous job with another woman.
That's why I try to keep things professional and keep distance while being as much social I can.
Probably it's nothing but it sucks knowing I can be social yet I am a 30+ yo virgin.
Jason Thomas
Just be receptive to her, she's married. She wants to feel like a woman again, its nothing at all to give her some attention. I get attention from many married women at work.
Camden Morgan
Report her if you dont like it
Jack Rivera
Nope, I prefer the HR to not even know that I exist
Parker Nguyen
Some people genuinely are just physical, it's weird and can be uncomfortable but have a word if you don't like it. Say it's because YOU have a problem with it rather than phrasing it as though she's doing something wrong though, otherwise it'll likely cause trouble and she'll be upset.
Then when she least expects it, fist her on the copy machine
Evan Lopez
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Joshua Young
ITT: fag misreads signals and is fired for harassment when he asks her out
Jordan Edwards
>asks her out
Not happening, I'm not that stupid
Nicholas Hughes
12yrs old LARPing
Landon Hall
she trying to false accuse for rape/harassment
Thomas Clark
This. Could it be that you have the job, she wants for herself?
Thomas Perez
I'm not ruling it out.
That's why I'm extra careful with what I say and the language I use.
I'm always talking about work.
I never lean towards her or touch her.
I avoid being alone with her, I always have at least one witness.
Caleb Fisher
Like I said I'm not ruling it out but it seems very sneaky, I don't believe it but you never know
Luke Baker
Definitely this. Pepper spray her and scream rape before she can. Or go to HR and tell the fat bitch who runs the department you feel uncomfortable around her.
John Lewis
Not possible without shooting your dick off.
B+ Effort though.
Sebastian Ward
beware of work thots!
Michael Nelson
Be directly with her. Ask her plainly what she want from you? Get a CLEAR answer before proceeding.
Brandon Turner
She wants attention, but be careful, she could MeToo you at any moment
Leo Barnes
NO, she want more than that.
Alexander Myers
>replying to stale pasta