Non-porn webms

I love those clips

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i hate her

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Now I am afraid of filthy nigger aids spit every time I eat ice cream.
There is nothing on earth that niggers don't ruin.

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thats clearly sharpie fucking retard

>nigger aids spit every time I eat ice cream.

You practically contract HIV from spit.

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dont call me stupid

no itssss not os it is a tatoo

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We said non-porn webms. Thanks for the boner now, dick.

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Jacob's ladder ?

>ImperialMarch.mp3

Nyoom

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>tattoo

so how's finding a job with that IQ going for you

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1/2

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2/2

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wait what in a fuck is this.
lol

Its a movie called Hardcore Henry shot entirely in first person perspective. Actually a fairly decent film.

I could watch these all day.

1/2

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permasharpie

>get into fender bender
>get shot by police
>#USA #USA #USA

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she got arrested for this

metro.co.uk/2019/07/05/police-identify-woman-licked-ice-cream-put-back-shop-freezer-warn-faces-20-years-jail-10120624/

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EKP99N cone post autustic sjit in my discord

first time nervegas has been caught on video

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Fucked up.

OP said NO PORN!

Am I the only one who finds this hot?

Dog is clearly a crackwhore.

Holy shit my sides are in another dimension right now

Yes, you're the only faggot here with such defective genes that you crave an AIDs infection.

that's dumbass, you sharpie

fake as fuck

ok, she's adorable. ty for wholesome post bro.

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Do I have to pay extra for that?

Conteext

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wtf is this from?

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Nice

...

Staged "cuteness" makes my blood boil

'it doesn't taste that bad'
Dont give me a new fetish. I've already got too many to keep track of

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You misspelled retardation

B L A C K E D

No shit actual retard, it's from a movie and gets posted here at least once a day

lost xD

Every edible product has a seal you need to break before consumption. Always check if it is broken and report it to the store if it is.

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No fucks given. Top kek

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wow op, i can't belieb you actualyl got a few tardos with that. good on ya

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I've cream containers are not required by federal law to have a seal, dipshit. Google it.

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Dude just... Stop typing words. For the rest of your life. Just stop.

Most ice creams don't have them. I buy plenty of low-carb ice cream, and they don't have covers at all.

If they told you hands up, dont go and grab shit with fast movements... they cant know in a sec wtf are you doing and cant risk you have a gun and shoot them. Honestly, wouldnt you do the same? you would risk your life cause ''oh wait, what he have on his hand? is a gun or a wallet? hey sir! can u stop moving so fast and show us?'' lmao

Cool, then how about YOU become a cop and kill an innocent man who's already panicking? How about you have that on your conscience? Oh wait, you can't cuz you're too fat and sit on your computer all day while screaming at mommy for tendies, you fuck.

oh well that's gay. I guess just reach for the one at the back of the freezer then.

It's Nita tattoo you dumb fucker it's a drawing.

ur not my mom an u can't tell me what to do fagot

No, it is kind of Horus love her to lick ice cream off my cock.

who is Nita

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They gave him no time to react, and furthermore they had no reason to be threatening him at all, they watched him pull up to the scene of an accident to help and decided to attack him

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That guy was a witness to a traffic incident involving the truck.
He reported the incident to police and was waiting for them to arrive to give a statement.
There was zero reason for a cop to suspect there was any danger in this situation

ur mom told me to tell you to kys

It's porn.

On xvideos

/video13536815/dark_fetish_network_-_kimi_s_video_-_needle

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Hahahahaha. I know right? Jesus. What an amazing time to be alive.

And I can't eye contact..

I always have ice cream with seals and locks and such. Thank God for Canada.

Well... at least one fuck was given

Thats a big airplane

I fucking love this one. Look at them titties.

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The one thing Canada has over the US.

no u

Good work user

And why the fuck would they even come at.him guns drawn? In my country, an officer doesn't just draw their gun every time they talk to someone. You only take that shit out if you NEED it.

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Wot?

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No fucking porn!

Dumping jet fuel ?? i think they do it to when they're about to crash land don't they ?

Universal health care, low gun violence and murder rates, internationally renowned as polite, loving and caring. Yeah, our better food hygiene law is totally the only advantage we have over your shit teir country hahaha.

Did you guys like The Boys?

Fuck

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I'd shit myself.

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You forgot about laws that give faggots like Jessica Yaniv power to fuck kids

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freestyle!

that's retardant

It's retarded to dump jet fuel? Actually it's smart

Good dad. Nice

I wonder if he ever got out of there before dawn?

Also, does that girl look half asian?

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fuck i have to bite.. it's literally retardant that the plane dumped to slow down fires.

looks like you fell for the ol' Canadian trickaroo

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what is that?

fucking canadians go to hell

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Looks like horse had some blockage, couldn't pee for a long time. Finally, they cut the horse open and it all comes out at once

These always get me RarXD

The hell?

I guess when you allow anybody that wants it to have access to firearms, you start to assume everybody has a firearm.
That doesn't mean every one with a firearm should be dangerous, they actually claim the opposite, but in action, that logic doesn't hold up so cops just assume everybody wants to kill them, and is capable of doing so
Freedum in action

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so if stop a cop in the street to ask for direction i can expect him to scream at me awith gun drawn demanding that i get on the ground?

Its a departure from the comic as of the story. The comic was grusemly entertaining.

Thats not the only thing canada has over the US

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imagine in a bee suit with a vacuum these fuckers up

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That's milk before it gets pasteurized and homogenized
YUM YUM

Natural selection always gets its way. Dumbas was told show your hands, naw its just a fender bender heres my wallet.
Cops pull over people for minor traffic violations and get capped cuz person had warrents or doing some illegal shit or just cuz. If i become a cop ill try and see how high a kill count i can get.

or nude with syrup on your balls

american cops are nuts
all cops are nuts, acctually

Does bruno mars is gay?

What trashy bitches
They are perfect.

>webm thread
>no sound
Cuckchan was bad six years ago when people started migrating to doublecuckchan, since got worse and now with doublecuckchan gone this is unbearable.
Someone has got to take that ugly jap by gun point and make him ban porn and implement sound on webm

LOL THATS FUCKING GREAT !

they're in love leave them alone

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sound on webm at i think.

but yea

Apparently so
The guy shot in that webm was the guy that called the police to attend a traffic incident.
Pretty similar to the hypothetical you just put forward

I SAID KEEP YOUR LEGS CROSSED

it must suck to live in the land of freedome tbh

Loool It's fire retardant, you mong.

Fucking lost

Looks like it crushed a white one on the left.

Piglet on the left got stuck under the gate

Made the retardant comment and have worked with Canadians. Am confused, please explain?

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It's not fucked up. Zoom in on the guy in the vid. He's making all kinds of stupid rapid movements with his hands. The difference between life and death is measured in milliseconds for police officers. He should have shot him in the head.

My dog also enjoys eating hore shit.

There is also one that gets away between the trees in the center back.

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Only because you're a faggot.

Niggers will be niggers!

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Rub her nose in it.

Fuck it, burn the whole place down

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>lso one that gets away between the trees in the center back.
Yeah but that's far less entertaining

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"U mad wyte boi?"

There was a glass switch. It was water.

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Gay

Sad

Would someone explain this phenomenon who understands high voltage electricity.

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She's pretty hot

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YUP!

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Kek , fuckin asshole

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Shut up you fucking idiot.

She wunt sum fuk

Cute but not that bright

wtf kind of recording is that?

It's a cyst being removed from a cow

the dark face of humanity

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looks about right hot and stupid.

He looks to be really in pain. Is it some sort of disease that forces him to take a toilet with him everywhere he goes?

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Hardcore Henry - 1991
Run along now.

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It's performance art for shock value.

Checked.
How the fuck...?

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watch video on the computer, take a video with your phone of it. that's how the chinese do it anyway.

i looks like a fucking cucumber

It's fake or optical illusion. A ppm violates the law of thermodynamics.

It's a optische täuschung

Except that not what happened there.
The guy killed was the guy that called the traffic incident in to police.
He was waiting for police to arrive as a witness.

KEK
>NO , BAD CHINK . THAT IS WHAT TOILETS ARE FOR

BOW HANDS ABKVE YOUR HEAD AND CRAWL FORWARD

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

>mOvIeS aRe FaKe!11!!

That's one pissed off ski lift.

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this is so racist.

...on his way to Walmart and just posted his barkifesto. When will the violence end?

But they pay the same 20% tax rate as other first world countries, but have cheaper cost of goods....
Plus tax, plus tip....

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fuck, chematrails are real, tinfoil hats can't save us now!!

do you have to pay taxes for tips?

I'd rather be in america, spend $5 on ice cream, $20 on a knife and cut the top off than be in canada and spend $30 on less ice cream

>ferel hogs
They're going to be killed.

fucking pædophiles adopting sexy asian babies, how's that even allowed?

but how did the fire started?
correct, because jet fuel

> They're going to be killed
Duh
was just pointing out one squirming

I am a white supremacist now. All niggers must hang!

Actually it's poor parenting.

Starcraft

aka tiktok

Fake and gay
Thinking it's real means you are also gay

>grabs the back of the neck instead of the front
>Target not fully perpendicular with table.
>Target kicks table over

Must be a IMPACT Wrestling taping then!

that's probably the cutest black girl i've ever seen

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Falls for it twice
Proving for all time that dogs are dumber than cats

nobody gets the reference you autistic manchild

how is that possible?

i hate to be the one to tell you user: you're retarded

Some ice cream does but most is just a thin plastic sheet that usually comes at least partially off when you remove the lid. Simple answer, dont eat that shit it's bad for you but when you do, make it yourself. Bad homemade icecream is still better than the best store bought. Make a girl dinner with some fresh handmade matcha icecream for dessert and you will get laid.

Hint. Look at the time code.

no?

why don't you just seal it with a little plastic cover ameritards?
If the cover is broken you can easily see if niggers have messed with it

So much power to be able to lauch a mutlti ton body up out of the water like that. Always wonder wtf purpose wales do that for.

Inb4 fat women jokes

Why the fuck would a random citizen have a gun? What kind of idiot would...

...oh, right. 'Murica.

This is blatant child abuse. The parent probably forced her to keep trying for hours on each of those shots, just for some likes on twitter/instagram. Especially the dvd and toaster ones.

She gonna be a test case deterrent to stop other fuckwits from trying to copy her. She gonna get time!

You DENSE motherfucker. Wow.

No? You are *literally* mentally retarded, aren't you?

He called the police
It was a minor traffic incident
He was waiting for the cops to show up
What reason did the police have to suspect danger in that situation?

The same reason we go under water. Furthermore, they breath this stuff.

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so they tied a rope to him and pulled him and the boat? looks fake to me

lol?

Whales breathe air. They just have specialized huge lungs.

That otter put her through college

I'm fucking dying. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Most reversed videos are obvious but this looks completely legit.

Sauce me up

We didn't think we had to but we do now

Blacked

>tfw you'reready ready for the 30-50 wild feral hogs

Must suck not having any talents of your own huh user?

Watch it backwards in reverse play, it's even more funny

Good movie

no?

Thats what I thought. perpetual motion would be infinite energy.

I need make and model of this horny white bitch

Must suck to have parents with at least some basic photoshop skills

That's what I just fucking said. Lol.

That's what I just fucking said. Lol

*without

only the ones you claim. and most restaurants make you claim 10 - 20% of your cash sales and always 100% of credit/debit sales since you can't really hide those

When you play the video in reverse the timecode counts up instead of down, just like on a normal digital watch. Try it, it's hilarious

lol you're as dumb as they come and you don't even know it. Its kind of cute!

the boat was rolling back he stopped it before it fucked his homies house up morons. Some dumb ass just reversed it.

ok?

His shirt makes this so much better.

its calling for reinforcements

>Nobodys going to buy $3 loli pops from your back pocket ma'am.

SO GOOD

I've never seen this before. Awesome.

This is in clear violation of his constitutional right to white privilege.

I bet you learned a lot about it from experience huh? Tell us more user.

they melt the ice cream a little bit and seal the top to the ice cream. you can tell the seal has been broken even tho no plastic.

I saw a version of this where they emphasize the crucifix just before he gets saved, and they play like a latin chant and flash pictures of jesus

>op finding a job

we all know he's at home all day eating tendies

Kek, My gf's boss looks like that dude and he's not even mentally ill

was not expecting that, kek

Yes technically

Find it, post it. I want to see jesus save this apparent spiderman.

The arc heats the air, which draws it away when it rises up / expands

Until this gay shit it was all good.

I bet that father really regrets fucking his kid so many times now

Are you black?

no?

imagine the relieve

>tattoo
are you retarded?

DO U EVEN LIFT BRO?

incorrect

correct

yes

good

but many people receive in cash and do not declare them

solid reference

no shit it's an optical illusion. Are you actually braindead?

Wails breath worter
Thuts rong u dumdum

This is Detroit.

It's the most obvious reverse ever if you aren't a drooling retard

Looked everywhere and I cannot, it was in a compilation I saw years ago

he grabbed his fucking wallet like a gun after being told to show his hands. fucking retard. you guys are mongs.

you mean burning rubber. ok.