What did you learn through his suicide, Yea Forums?
What did you learn through his suicide, Yea Forums?
Jace Nelson
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Levi Hill
>suicide
Zachary Perry
his "Suicide"©*
*registered trademark of the Trump Organization, all rights reserved.
David Jackson
>Leave no witnesses. Kill the underage girls after you fuck em.
>If you have or create any CP, encrypt it.
>If you make a deal with a prosecutor and get away with it, leave the state and start committing crimes in a new state where no one will suspect you.
>Have an escape plan to leave the country that will actually work.
>Store all your money in an offshore account.
>If you have a giant mansion like Epstein did, why not build an underground tunnel that will take you to a safe location with makeup, wig, and a car with fake ID etc.
Gabriel Hall
Anyone know how he killed himself?
I'm curious to how he did it when he was already on suicide watch and failed before.
Was it just a bed sheet that he used as a noose?
That's really cool. I'm thinking of killing myself too. Things aren't going my way lately.
Michael Baker
That both libtards and conservacunts are quick to jump on the pure speculation conspiracy bandwagon without a second thought
Grayson Hernandez
Anybody seen or can verify this? I call bs if can not be confirmed
Owen Walker
Bump
Jonathan James
You mean his murder?
You honestly have to be really fucking stupid to believe he killed himself.
Jonathan Sullivan
Yes, because your body stays exactly the same after you hang yourself, die, and go through rigor mortis.
Parker Ramirez
Video or it didnt happen.
Anthony Thomas
That you either die an hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Angel Smith
>"Die an hero or age to be the villain."
That's a good saying.
Aiden Carter
shareblue shill
Joshua Parker
Blake Ramirez
Who is this guy?
Can I get a short story?
Jaxon Barnes
Isn't this illegal?
Christian Ortiz
Jeffrey Epstein. Rich higher up guy who was a sex god. But was into younger girls.
So imagine basically Hugh Heffner (Playboy Mansion guy), with underaged girls.
The girls finally got him with some evidence, and he killed himself in jail. That's all.
They also found a bunch of hard drives and CDs filled with porn of underaged girls, and a safe that had some CDs with something that implied it could be sensitive material that could incriminate other high power political figures and rich men. But has nothing to do with his death. No one will be charged. The victims will whine, but get nothing.
Thomas Wilson
idk that he's dead what you want me to say
Asher Parker
easy user
>don't get CAUGHT
Jack Brown
Very good, class.
So what could he have done to not get caught?
Is this post good?
Or should we add anything?
Hunter Bell
Some 14yo chicks are sluts and will cry rape if a dude's rich.
14 year olds are rude fucking cunts. Hardly fucking innocent.
Parker Edwards
Explain how the cartilage in your ear shifts when you die, dr fucking faggot
Adrian Evans
If you're going to try claiming that load of bollocks, you should at least have someone who isn't a complete imbecile check your "official notes" for typos, you Trumpanzee retard.
Asher Brooks
It's a sad ending to an illustrious career.
Jeff lived the life; power, money, pubescent girls--he had it all. His treasure trove was filled with the hopes and dreams of pedoes the world around, and enough blackmail material to keep him on top for decades.
Sadly, like most other pedoes, he fucked up. If the girls aren't happy, or their silence can be bought out, you're fucked. Good things never last.
Good night Jeff, and sweet dreams.
John Ramirez
Seriously? You fucking moron?
His body is not standing up like the comparison picture, first of all, you'd have to get a picture of him lying down, because all his blood vessels are in a different place and pulling in a different direction. Rigor mortis aside.
Then comes rigor mortis. All your muscles get stiff, and that changes the shape of your face. With all that pulling, it shifts your cartilage and anything else that can be easily moved.
Everyone,
Touch your ear lobe. Move it around. See how easy that was? Cartilage is not bone.
Luis Lewis
He lived the dream, while it lasted.
I guess.
Hudson Martin
It's web-based counterterrorism, actually.
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Andrew Perez
they all doing it for years he just got sloppy
>go live in one of the countries with lower age of consent laws
Jace Carter
>killed himself
Nice try, Comrade.
Thomas Sullivan
>thinking he actually killed himself
Anthony Nelson
Do some people really not know your ears change shape when you die? Wack
Luis Price
Kill yourself Ivan.
Ian Long
Age of consent is 14 where I live, no one wants to fuck am though, cause they are cunts at that age, rude, selfish, crude, horrible cunts.
That cunt must be patient as fuck.
Can't see the appeal the a 14yo and 24yo are pretty much identical, but the 24yo is better at sex a d less selfish and easier to get along with.
Epstein deserves a medal for teaching those rude 14yo bitches.
Mason Martin
Scream in terror as your master's plans are revealed shareblue shill, it's all over
Jace Myers
>reeee everyone that disagrees with me is a paid shill
>no one could possibly have a different opinion then my 200iq infallible position REEEEE
Connor Ortiz
The powerful are unprosecutable and that's exactly why we need the 2nd amendment now and forever. Gun "control" is simply an effort by the sort of people who had Epstein killed to protect themselves to make it harder for you to kill them. Notice how they want the gun that would be most effective defending against a police raid and not the guns people are getting killed with overwhelmingly; handguns, especially cheap and practically disposable handguns aka blickies. No, they want the long range rifle and your night vision goggles and your bump stock and your silencer or anything that would make it easy to defend a Waco-like compound against the stormtrooper pigs they'll send when you speak up.
Josiah Hughes
25 is basically the cut off age
You got to be crazy or desperate or both to date older than 25
Noah Jones
Now everyone, let go of your earlobe. See how it springs back into it's original position? This is because user likes boys.
Josiah Lee
John Bennett
it's the safest way
Adrian Davis
Somebody's a little bit upset, huh buddy?
Connor Lee
Yep. You.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Cryyyy for me
Mason Carter
yeah bullshit, it was Killary protecting herself, her husband and whatever sicko comet pizza loli dungeon occult horseshit the hyper-jetset is into of which Epstein was a ringmaster
Matthew Carter
Based Italy
Feminists are crazy pretending that 15 can't consent or that a woman over 25 can be attractive or wife material
If nature says they are mature and fertile, they are, end of story.
Permission from her parents and caretakers is a must though, we are not savages.
Charles Perez
...
Landon Brooks
Awww poor shill, he can't think of an argument unless shareblue gives him one :)
Tyler Evans
Jacob Green
Not the same guy, retard.
We're all laughing at you.
Get used to it happening when you're THIS bad at your pathetic job.
Henry Baker
Ear lobe is fat, helix is cartilage...different tissue but both are part of the external ear.
Xavier Howard
>If you have or create any CP, encrypt it.
You can't encrypt fucking kids IRL
Brandon Ward
the smug style doesn't work anymore when liberal emotions have been put on public display this intensely and for this long, you're not smug and secure in your knowledge anymore, you haven't felt secure since 2016
Evan Bennett
I'm disappointed in Yea Forums here. Not getting dead Epstein jail pics. What happened to you Yea Forums?
Christopher Clark
7 shots to the back of the head, while hands were ziptied
Luke Myers
Was he a wizard?
Ethan Price
What are you trying to say? Were there any actual complete clauses in that?
Isaac Taylor
>What did you learn through his suicide, Yea Forums?
From Facebook, that this was just one more Clinton conspiracy.
lol idiots.
Brody Myers
All the web brigade shills are pushing the Clinton thing hard. They really want to run Damage Control for Trumpty Dumpty here.
Anthony Johnson
I've learned, that the little whores are not worth the hassle! No matter how cute they are, young unused little insert coin cunts, with a scent directly from heaven, I know sounds yummy, but at the end your life is wasted!
It's not worth it!
Austin Williams
ahhh, feisty, but pointless
Austin Green
you got to be kidding me with this fucking reddit spacefagging. people like you should be banned on spot, no answers given. have a nice sunday motherfucker
Gabriel Jackson
yep
maybe in the old Centuries but not today
Charles Baker
argentina is 18
Anthony Bailey
Nothing
Caleb Martinez
who cares about that shithole
Adrian Taylor
Left accusing Right, Right accusing Left.
The Trumps and Clintons are both garbage human beings. You're just cucked into defending your favourite brand of garbage. Sad fucking times.
Adam Sanchez
Age of Consent in Argentina
"The minimum age of consent is 13", although all sexual restrictions are lifted by age 18.
Alexander Kelly
me,
nigger.
Jacob Price
i'm willing to entertain that the guards were ordered to not give a shit if he offed himself but as for someone ordering a hit on him and forcing his head into a noose in a max-sec prison probably not.
either way he was the number 1 pedo in the USA why the fuck wouldn't he kill himself
Ayden Green
The plans for the suicide cover up is still not final.
They are still brainstorming up to this minute.
Austin Scott
Boomers saw this coming, cause seen it all before. Wake up naive millenials pansies, some people get suicided for their betrayal. This is not news.
Parker Rodriguez
Austin Smith
Ryder Lee
nigger calling someone else nigger, kek
Evan Carter
Nolan Howard
Europe is very based if you ask me.
Ireland is borderline retarded
>lmao @ turkey
Zachary Cook
The official statement from the prison is he "hung himself."
Which is suspicious as all Hell because the proper word is "hanged".
Elijah Sullivan
why do they call you share blue when you just share propaganda?
Zachary Ortiz
You're too pathetic for words, shill. Just fuck off already.
Evan Perry
That regardless how high value a prisoner / witness is - if he has dirt on powerful politicians & celebs, they will find a way to silence the witness. Dude had dirt on a former President & a current President, dozens of Repub & Dem Congressmen, dozens of the most powerful people in Hollywood - and now he's dead. Not difficult to figure out.
Xavier Ramirez
/thread
Sebastian Foster
If u gunna pimp underage girls to rich old men then don’t get caught, else u going to get suicided.
Alexander Walker
countries that have a 14 age of consent only really apply to teens having sex with each other. if some epstein faggot tried to fuck a 14yo, in theory he could, but the girl's parents or legal guardians would alert the police
Camden Kelly
Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
Robert Bailey
How’s the_donald going little 8ncel virgin?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Carter Gomez
Ethan Thomas
I don't work for them, but I think "shareblue" is the new name of "Correct The Record", which was created by some millionaire to literally "correct the record" when they saw the sheer volume of lies, propaganda and other weapons-grade bullshit the right was putting all over social media. their object was to factcheck and link debunking sites to the web brigade shills' claims. Beyond that, I don't know. It's important to do something to combat the enemy propaganda posters though. Because their despicable bullshit is sadly very effective. Putin has been using them for over a decade now and they've managed to convince a lot of people a lot of things are true when they aren't.
Before you try to claim I am one of them or dispute the seriousness of my claim, just remember what Mueller stressed in his interview and the unanimous stance the Intelligence Community has on the subject of Russian cyber warfare. Make no mistake: we are at war.
Dominic Price
Oliver Reed
This.
Also if you have dirt on someone high up upload it to IPFS or encrypt it in Ethereum and Bitcoin Blockchain so it leaks after your death and you bring this corrupt system tumbling down crashing
Carter Edwards
>Do some people really not know your ears change shape when you die? Wack
[citation needed]
Benjamin Garcia
Rich people can do whatever they want, but I already knew that, so nothing.
Chase Ramirez
Who is he? Philosopher?
Bentley Morales
Evan Lopez
Oliver Gomez
>none because I'm not the father
Eat shit you faggot
Chase Davis
>uk
>metric system
James Moore
France both uses the metric system and lost a war in Vietnam
Julian King
>boasting about being compared to France
Keep winning burgerland kekkekk
Aaron Stewart
I'm not boasting about anything, they just need a separate category for that chart to be accurate
Logan Lopez
lmao
Chase Evans
Who even says he's dead?
With his kinda money its pretty darn easy to pay the right people and fake your own death.
Brayden Powell
Naaah I’m more inclined to believe the image. You seem like a faggot.
Ayden Murphy
Joshua Ross
trump did it
Christian Perez
There was a thread in pol I think where someone (probably a larp) was saying they were working the prison and saw him get taken out, handcuffed in a wheelchair to a prison transport in the middle of the night before he was found dead. Probably total bullshit but u never know.
Oliver Gutierrez
Xavier Sullivan
For consumer goods, UK is almost entirely metric.
Road signs are usually but not always in miles.
Lots of other things are quirky, like stone for body weight, hands for horse height, stuff like fortnight.
If you're asking directions on the street, you'll probably get round figures in meters.
Jose Cruz
If you ask on the street you’re more likely to get a machete to the neck in Britain
Tyler Powell
it's either the crypts or the bloods
hurr
Jack White
some sandnigger cultural enrichment
Jacob Parker
> machete
> Britain
Easton Clark
your point fren?
Elijah Sanders
Kek the uks fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
Michael Young
"suicide"
Liam Moore
The Clinton Crime family strikes again
Aiden Sullivan
They have definitely had sex.
The girl who gets anything she wants and the man no one tells no.
Barron is their child.
Wyatt Stewart
I had some explain to me in detail their experience of being on suicide watch. They threw him in what call the drunk tank its a well lite room where all the walls and floor are padded. They put him in one those full body sleeves. They came in at least once every hour and sometimes stayed in the room for at least 15 minutes just sitting there silent. They supervised him anytime he had to use the bathroom. They searched him several times a day, and then made verbally confirm how they were feeling with questions like: On scale of 1-10 how bad do want to kill your self. They asked these questions every time they came in. He said he was sleep deprived by how often they came in. They kept him sleep deprived and sedated the whole time. They basically turn you into a vegetable so you can't do anything. and they will only let you out if your questionnaire shows improvement or recommend by staff. So if this is standard procedure in my state then majorly dropped the ball.
Bentley Green
If you think trump is any different to the hillarys et al then you've had the wool pulled over your eyes so easily
Levi Robinson
Shouldn't killing yourself be your right?
The state has no business in preventing me from killing myself if I so desire.
Fucking busybodies.
Tyler Reyes
These pictures are taken years apart - the ears and nose especially change as you age (something like 60% volume change over lifetime is possible). Also the ears are in heavy shadow in his death pics
Christopher Jackson
Ivanka was groomed from a very early age. She was taken to Epstein parties too. Whether he ever actually fucked her is unknown, but he's definitely totally obsessed with her. the whores he's cheated on his wives with all looked like Ivanka and some of them are even on the record saying he told them that they reminded him of her.
Jaxson Murphy
This is cp.
Colton Diaz
Quads of truth.
Barron is autistic sperg cos he is dirty incest babby
Wyatt Long
That the U.S. DoJ's Federal Bureau of Prisons doesn't give a single fuck about anything & all of their Correctional Officers are lazy, incompentents, most of whom didn't even graduate high school.
In the U.S. Federal Prison system this type of shit happens 10 times a day.
People becaome CO's because even the military or regular police forces won't take them.
Just ask any former Federal prisoner & they will bear this out.
I actually AM one who did 30 months in the system & this shit happens all the time...., and no...., I'm not an axe murder.
I just was a small time, peripheral, local weed dealer who got caught-up in a Fed sting of the "bigger fish".
The bottom line is:
This is a daily, non-event in the U.S. BoP & wouldn't be even news at all, but for the infamy of Epstein.
You all enjoy circle jerking in your tinfoil hats, though...., I know you love that...., carry on.
Jayden Rogers
While you're in the custody of state you're basically their property and they're legally responsible for your life. I agree that we should be able to waiver that responsibility to the individual if they choose to
Isaiah Jackson
Footnote from same prisoner user poster:
MCC NY is notoriously one of the worst whem it comes to this shit...., I've been there.
Charles Collins
>High value eye witness
>Has hefty amount of dirt on the most powerful people in the country
>Can corroborate the witness testimony of over 5 dozen child rape victims who identified powerful politicians, Hollywood producers & foreign diplomats, British royals
>On 24/7 line of sight suicide watch
>Commits suicide somehow
>Hurrr, this is just normal correctional facility happenings
>t. Gullible faggot.
Gavin Mitchell
That life is better when you KYS
Hudson Torres
>Boomer Identified
Parker Harris
>t. gullible conspiritard
They took him off of suicide watch because they got lazy...., just like they always get lazy.
I was locked up with a few "high value" & famous people...., they got treated just as incompetently by the CO's as everyone else did.
Angel Morris
>On 24/7 line of sight suicide watch
wrong
he wasnt on suicide watch anymore
he should have still been
thats the controversy here
Ethan Harris
Only claims I've heard that he was off suicide watch.
Can you confirm that?
Ryan Rodriguez
the Clinton machine is alive and well, fuck with billy and you die.
Jason Taylor
*Citation Needed.
CNN, msnbc, BBC, Fox News all still reporting as of this morning he was on suicide watch. CNN & Fox News quoted NYC corrections officials as him being on "line of sight", like this user stated.
Charles Baker
Might wanna update NY Times, then. And CBS News. Both still reporting he was under suicide watch due to an incident a week or so ago.
Luis Walker
dies in NYC federal lockup in Nadlers District...any idiot knows that the dems needed him dead.
Owen Robinson
Not what the news is still reporting this morning. The Sunday morning breakfast news program just stated he was on preventive supervision due to attempting to harm himself. Do you have a source saying otherwise?
Sebastian Clark
Pretty much every, single news report about what happened regardless of the media outlet...., but you actually have to read them in full.
You will find it conveniently omitted from articles on places like TruePundit because it kills the clickbait.
Also, ProTip:
/pol/ is not a news source.
Angel Barnes
That as long as working class people divide themselves into political racial religious dogma the power brokers will go on doing what they like
they have enablers with titles like VP or Senior VP of multibillion dollar companies usually banks they help them get away thats what i learned
because anyone willing to believe Jeffrey Epstein was a suicide or a murder is naive the man is alive
eat the rich
Jaxson Nguyen
Yeah, been watching NBC Morning and they just said he was still under supervision by correctional officers - or was suppose to have been.
Joshua Wilson
All that effort when you can just kill him?
Ayden Edwards
snitches get stitches
Levi Young
Got any source for that, m8? Everything I'm, reading right now - Buzzfeed News, Daily Dot, Ny Post say he was still under a suicide watch order went the shit went down. I'm looking for anything contradicting that, finding nothing.
Luke Hughes
>or was suppose to have been.
Exactly that.....m but wasn't anymore.
Austin Brooks
Pretty sure the French lost to them too
Adrian Stewart
That the Clintons are gearing up for another liquidation session like they did a a year or so ago with all the murders.
I mean "suicides" big brother.
Austin Turner
Kek u mad
Aaron Walker
We laugh at 9/11 too tho
Tyler Edwards
yea, been hearing the same thing all afternoon on the radio news station. The correctional system officials say they had Epstein in protective suicide watch when he somehow was able to kill himself. Not heard anything to the contrary.
Jace Barnes
Only the right does.
The left is basing this on pure fact.
Jordan Collins
>he wasnt on suicide watch anymore
What proof do you have of that?
Hudson Reyes
I haven’t seen any death photos leak. That’s weird. Makes me wonder if they managed to get him out and replace him with someone else.
Samuel Diaz
Hudson Edwards
that makes you a traitor
Nathan Ward
I mean, just change the picture.
It’s actually way funnier to have the US and France red.
Isaiah Mitchell
Your mom told me while I was fucking her up the asshole
Blake Baker
>rigor mortis
>"muscle death"
>changes ear cartridge
Wut?
Jordan Morris
u change it, I don’t own the colour red.
Leo Davis
That's what I thought retard...
Brandon Smith
Anyone have a report confirming whether Epstein was on suicide watch or not? The local news is still saying he was being monitored by jail officers, same with everything I found on Google news.
Hunter Sanchez
She looks like she’s ready to film the next Sabotage music video.
Juan Nguyen
>Buzzfeed News, Daily Dot, Ny Post say he was still under a suicide watch order went the shit went down
Go back tomorrow, you'll see you were mistaken about all of those publications and that he was taken off suicide watch. (Not now, wait until tomorrow, this shit takes time.)
Brody Nguyen
Well I did wipe my shitcovered dick on the Pepe curtains in your bedroom on my way out, so no wonder you figured it out cuck.
Levi Bennett
Holy shit yet ANOTHER left meme stolen and changed into a retarded "NO U" by the right retards. How PATHETIC.
Juan Robinson
>2115
Jonathan Foster
Yeah, I live in the states and the licensing cost is fucking ridiculous. Why the fuck did we think patenting colors always a good idea here?
Fuggin C(r)apitolism ruins everything, Bernie 2020 breh.
Jordan Price
>Holy shit yet ANOTHER left meme stolen and changed into a retarded "NO U" by the right retards. How PATHETIC.
Prove it asshole.
Leo Bell
But? I think I the original pic that started this mess is bullshit, as you do, your u understanding of rigor, or basic human anatomy is less than the average high schooler in all honesty.
Jason Campbell
Was taken off suicide watch days before suicide.
Jayden Reed
HEADLINE:
Dumb lazy nigger prison guards don't do their jobs because dumb lazy niggers.
Jose Rodriguez
The Clinton's have to pay shills.
Cant suicide all who actually know need to resort to psyops
Joshua Scott
>Was taken off suicide watch days before suicide.
Ryder Ortiz
>(((suicide)))
KILL ALL KIKES!!!!!
Alexander Ross
if the Clintons can just kill anyone anywhere, why is Trump still alive?
Sebastian Robinson
You appear upset, is it because literally no one believes your narrative?
Andrew Myers
>KILL ALL KIKES!!!!!
ironic
Isaac Moore
if the Clintons can just kill anyone anywhere, why is Trump still alive?
Thomas White
>whether Epstein was on suicide watch or not
My point here is that...., suicide watch or not...., he was not being watched.
The CO's at MCC are incompetent, just like everywhere else.
Thomas Gonzalez
>if the Clintons can just kill anyone anywhere, why is Trump still alive?
Trump has his own private security and has had them for years. They had to isolate Epstein, and besides I don't know who killed him but I'm convinced he was murdered...
Asher Barnes
And this means what? He wasn't taken off of suicide watch? Please explain.
Alexander Murphy
Carter Johnson
>>If you have a giant mansion like Epstein did, why not build an underground tunnel that will take you to a safe location with makeup, wig, and a car with fake ID etc
He was arrested upon getting off a plane from Italy. They were waiting for him. They can get you anywhere, why get you at home?
Christian Torres
it means they always invoke the "shareblue" boogeyman when they've got nothing else
Anthony Hill
I think because Trump is still basically on the inside.
I don’t know if there’s still enough momentum to get all of Epstein’s documents released, but dude was gonna blab, for sure.
I mean, getting tried again for the exact same crimes he got off for, during this whole metoo stuff? Yeah the hammer was gonna fall on him hard and he has almost nothing to lose.
Trump (and really all powerful people) still know to keep their fucking mouths shut, probably because they’re a part of it, but also because it’s like a professional courtesy.
But I’m sure this dude was killed, maybe not the clintons specifically, but he was killed.
Sebastian Hughes
They have never hit super high priority targets, its lesser targets with damning info, or people who dont support them in the media and what not, the overall game is again, psyops.
Politicians have a 4 year shelf life, killing trump would do nothing but strengthen their opposition, but to kill the voice of your political opposition. Is effective.
Chase Gonzalez
Yes he had to be killed because he had dirt on the Hilary who lost the 2016 election.
Completely unrelated to the fact he and the president raped children together.
Evan Long
the Clintons can't kill anybody, that's the point. If they could just off all people who got in their way, they could've easily taken out Trump before he became PoTUS or just rigged the election. They ain't all they're cranked up to be. I ain't saying Epstein's death isn't suspicious, it is, but if he was killed then the operators got their orders from a much higher echelon.
Daniel Ward
YEA THE GUY WHO BASICALLY HAS PEDO WRITTEN ON HIS FUCKING FOREHEAD WOULDN'T KILL HIMSELF
Michael Gonzalez
>BNL NEWS
>clickbat /poltard/ news
:/
Angel Williams
I'm new to this conspiracy shit, thw fuck is shareblue? Is it left or right?
Noah Ross
Damn. Where can I buy her. Very orgasmic. I bet she tastes great.
Xavier Turner
valid points.
they could've offed him before he ran for PoTUS.
Andrew Bennett
LOOK AT HOW CLOSE THOSE POSTS ARE SAMEFAG.
Gavin Wright
Also, look up “Austin FBI agent suicide club”
You’ll find articles about an FBI agent that “committed suicide” by shooting himself in the head in a busy dance club.
This shit literally just happened a week or so back and no one is reporting on it. And he appears to have been looking into big time financially crimes.
This shit is getting so fucking weird user.
Owen Howard
I was legit about to correct you then my fucking pea brain caught on.
Julian Green
Um. K.
Ethan Sanchez
The ears are from different sides.
One of the images is flipped. The other side matches perfectly
Jack Wright
boy oh boy
ain't we mad?
oh my, that irksome reddit spacing!
.. it's enough to make you go straight from oof to yikes!
amirite?
yeah!
I am :)
Joseph Wilson
Brazil is actually 18, those maps are always so goddamn fucking wrong, I don't get how you retards are fooled by them so easily
Andrew Gomez
>articles about
>no one is reporting on it
>he appears to have been
lol k
Logan Russell
Fucking strawman argument, it's obvious you can't debunk it you fucking retard. Prove there was another suicide in that federal lock up. Oh that's right you can't because there wasn't, you fucking charlatan. Prove the camera DIDN'T malfunction you fucking liar it's being reported everywhere. You should just keep your stupid fucking mouth shut because your idiocy is too fucking obvious, Fucking fraud.
Owen Reed
Have my upvote friend.
Evan Bennett
Did you look it up?
Jace Carter
Jesus Christ.
Autism.
Landon Hill
They didn't expect him to win, they thought the Republicans wouldn't allow him to get the nomination, they were to busy rigging the DNC side to get Hillary the Nomination (remember, an email leak showing proof of the DNC and Clinton comiting voter fraud is what sparked this whole Russian voter tampering bullshit)
And since they had no idea who would get the nomination, they would have had to take out all the Republicans, which isn't viable to keep some level of deniability.
Jackson Martin
...
Zachary Walker
thnx brahirrim much obliques!
of course not, I got shitposting to do.
Gabriel Miller
Robert Harris
bullshit. If they're powerful enough to kill people with impunity, they'd know a threat when they see one. Try again.
Jaxson Young
Then I guess people's Facebook frontpage is full of cp.
You're that kind of moron that thinks everything is cp aren't ya?
Nathaniel Baker
No japan or the philippines , for real man ?
Cooper Lee
>no one is reporting on it
>see this report for validation
lol k
Colton Perez
That if you got the goods on the Clinton's, and get arrested, you will commit involuntary suicide.
Jayden Walker
>no link no points
James Howard
>If they're powerful enough to kill people with impunity, they'd know a threat when they see one. Try again.
Clinton's campaign plan was to run against a "pied piper" candidate like Trump or Ben Carson. It was in a Podesta leaked email, try to keep up...
Colton Howard
And so let's say they knew trump would win, and they offed him.
Then what? The next Republican would get all the votes trump did, so a Republican would still win, unless you off him, and so on so fourth.
Fucking idiot
Jaxon Rogers
I don’t want to be a cunt about this but here’s a good source that doesn’t really say anything about the agent and in what capacity he was working.
And here’s a sketchy source that says he investigated the Clinton foundation (this part I don’t know if it’s true or not.
truepundit.com
Either way, he’s dead, and there’s almost nothing on it.
Angel Hughes
>You're that kind of moron that thinks everything is cp aren't ya?
no, only children. When I see a child, I call the cops; children are illegal.
Justin Gonzalez
I only get my news from Yea Forums, so I have learned that:
A) The Clinton's did it.
B) No, Trump did it.
C) No, The Clinton's did it.
D) No, Trump did it.
E) No, The Clinton's did it.
F) No, Trump did it.
G) No, The Clinton's did it.
H) No, Trump did it.
I) No, The Clinton's did it.
J) No, Trump did it.
K) No, The Clinton's did it.
L) No, Trump did it.
M) No, The Clinton's did it.
N) No, Trump did it.
O) No, The Clinton's did it.
P) No, Trump did it.
Q) No, The Clinton's did it.
R) No, Trump did it.
S) No, The Clinton's did it.
T) No, Trump did it.
U) No, The Clinton's did it.
V) No, Trump did it.
W) No, The Clinton's did it.
X) No, Trump did it.
Y) No, The Clinton's did it.
Z) No, Trump did it.
David Miller
>be Clinton
>can kill people becauz lol they pissed me off
>can beat a second hand show host rich kid
sure lol
Brody Brooks
Not the monkey majority, dummy.
Lucas Hall
kek
Andrew Cooper
snitches get stitches
David Carter
Eat shit scumbag are too stupid or too lazy to figure it out Google?
truepundit.com
twitter.com
kiwifarms.net
Adrian Davis
>Then what?
then what? THEN THEY RIG THE FUCKING ELECTION YOU ENDLESS MORON.
what part of "powerful enough to kill with impunity but somehow not powerful enough to rig a fucking election" did your piebrain fail to comprehend?
jeez
I mad much mad
Adrian Kelly
Checked and logicpilled
Evan Martin
Did she charge you anything? Cause she doesn't charge me anymore. I started asking for the family discount.
Samuel Russell
maybe the poor sod just offed himself because reasons, people do that all the time. Occam's Razor.
Ryan Ward
Trump probably offered burgers at Wisconsin voting booths kek
Luis Mitchell
best post ITT
Aiden Stewart
only kike is a dead one
Aaron Reed
plot twist: Clintrump did it.
Aiden Campbell
only good kike is a dead one
Jose Cruz
Yep, trash meme. Here’s a good argument for why people look down on Trump supporters feverishly defending the detention camps and using rhetoric about taking immigrants in personally as a retort against sympathetic parties.
Michael Evans
politico.com
you need to stop posting on Yea Forums because you're just phoning it in.
David Martinez
valid point, didn't think of that. I would take that offer.
Jacob Morris
>911
>Bush senpai confirms?
Dylan Turner
so the only 2 "sources" that say anything at all about Clintons are truepundit and kiwifarms
got it
LMAO @ U
Easton Barnes
winrar
Brody Turner
>politicomagazine
and you say I'm "phoning it in"... lol, please tell me they pay you well.
Nolan Russell
THE PERPETRATOR
Aiden Adams
or he just a over protective father lol
Jacob Morgan
it's a bingo
Cooper Taylor
Yeah it's all one big coincidence fuckface an FBI agent investigating the Clinton Foundation is dead and the details are murky even though it happened in public, the first thing they did was take everybodies cell phones, then as Epsteins documents are unsealed and names start making it public he commits suicide in a highly secure federal holding cell, and the cameras just happened to malfunction...I heard a story one time about the same guy being struck by lightening seven times too...
Asher Torres
I agree with your theory, but why go to a crowded bar and shoot yourself? Why make such a scene of it?
I mean, he’s a federal agent, his job (in theory) is to protect the American people, ideals, interests etc. why make such a display of it?
Again, fuck if I really know what’s going on. And I’m not into conspiracies at all, but this shit is just weird; and if he actually was investigated the Clintons (which only the shittiest sources say) it’s a weird coincidence.
But yeah, his sister (another FBI agent) was being charged with trying to kill her own husband. So dude had a lot of stress, may have just offed himself.
Aaron James
Landon Phillips
The kid has a legit mong, something ain't right with him
youtube.com
Joshua King
>why go to a crowded bar and shoot yourself?
a last ditch desperate attempt at getting attention.. depression makes people lose their shit.
Daniel Taylor
He was probably suicides by the clintons.
But some people do weird shit, like get drunk and play with their gun and ND into themselves
Thomas Martin
hey turdhelm, I never contested that Epstein's death isn't suspicious.
Ethan Allen
I learned that you are not safe even in federal prison under watchful eyes of guards and cameras. Some powerful people can hire mercenaries to make it look like an accident.
Cooper Gray
Now THAT looks like a news source that I can believe!
Aaron Allen
Also keep in mind that FBI agents aren't allowed to drink, ever.
Mason Lee
>truepundit
heh.
>kiwifarms
lol!
>nypost (Fox News in print form)
KEK!!
>twitter
Stop, stop it! You're killing me over here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
By the way, did you ever get the memo that Alex Jones was the one pushing the "Clinton killed witness" lie and it was completely made up? He admitted it when he was crying in court trying to regain custody of his kids. Oh, and one of the guys he claimed was "suicided"'s family came after Jones and sued his ass.
Jacob Bailey
i present to you the meat encrypter
Kayden Thompson
Lincoln Bailey
I guess man, it’s hard for me to not go full tinfoil hat mode on this though.
On the other hand, none of this FBI/Epstein shit impacts my life in the slightest.
Liam Morales
True. You haven't said anything at all worth a fuck...
Samuel Fisher
Trump's retweet of this makes it very suspicious. Trump has, on many occasions, blamed someone he doesn't like for things he was later revealed to have done/been doing himself. This Tweet is SCREAMING that it's more of the same.
Dominic Smith
woah.. powerful
James Watson
w-woah...
Isaac Clark
hey! Read the fucking thread you moron.
Gabriel Kelly
Makes sense
Nathan Perry
>FBI agents aren't allowed to drink, ever.
lolwut???? nonsense my dad is retired fbi.
now you just made a fool of youself trying too hard to make your case. you took the bullshit too far.
Cameron Rogers
"Suicide"
Sebastian Harris
>Store all your money in an offshore account
Wagecucks believe in idle money, so dearly.
Jeremiah Taylor
valid point
Nicholas Hall
Snappy comeback, user.
Lincoln Foster
Zachary Gonzalez
I agree that the sources are shit.
The only facts I can get behind are that he was an FBI agent and killed himself in a crowded bar. Which on its own is weird as shit.
But yeah, all the other “facts” are still unverified as far as I’m concerned.
Jack Sanchez
>Wagecucks believe in idle money, so dearly.
I smell a fucking freeloader...
Charles Thompson
Goatse sure ad hominimed his asshole
Jace Collins
Jacob Rivera
I accept your tear-streaked defeat, user.
Thomas Young
If they wanted to fake his death why would they release a picture of a different person, why not just pose himself?
Jayden Murphy
i smel poo poo
Ryder Fisher
touché
Brody Davis
Probably because they shot him in the head
Jayden Jenkins
You're dumber than a bag of concrete. I hope the demon who shat you onto this planet is proud of it's marginal IQ spawn.
Nicholas King
Absolutely. They are shills for their favorite carbonated water and corn syrup beverages too.
Blake Fisher
This is stupidity
Andrew Smith
Levi Cook
yurofart here.. which does which prefer? is it pepsi for libtards and coke for consevacels?
Elijah Ortiz
>consevacels
kek
Jonathan Wood
derp
Tyler Adams
Jack Edwards
No it's not. It's funny and likely true.
Blake Mitchell
I thought I just invented that word.. then I googled it, turns out reddit already coined it.
IMAGINE MAH SHAIEM
Ayden Collins
that it's possible to buy your way off suicide watch if you have enough money and the right connections
Camden Long
not an argument is not argument
Ethan Kelly
actually seems legit
Xavier Gonzalez
nothing. 10 to 1, i bet r. kelly will do the same thing, for the same pathetic selfish reason. it's not even cowardice... i can't believe this guy never imagined that he had hundreds of ultra powerful people who could send him to "torture island" if they wanted to. he wasn't scared of that, or death, really. he just finally realized there was no chance of any of that fun anymore.
remember that guy, warren jeffs i think, that got busted for fucking a commune of girls? he ended up in prison jerking off like a monkey ALL DAY without all that child bride pussy. they decided to stop sharing stories about him. i bet you're all too young to have even heard about him and for me, that's like a few minutes ago. it was probably 2014.
besides, a legal statement on thesmokinggun from a girl explains how he had a deformed dick that sounded like phimosis; "egg-shaped, big at the bottom and thin at the top". this was no little girl... she knew what a dick was supposed to look like, even uncircumcised. also, apparently he wasn't into "fucking" girls, but he wanted lots of orgasms and massages. his dick was a joke. at this point, nothing to live for in his selfish funny life.
Carson Davis
i thought you invented it too
much as i hate reddit, i'm gonna start using it cuz it's fucking funny
Brandon Walker
Circular argument, almost like having your nutsack in your mouth...you should be proud that's very athletic.
Ayden Hall
Trump doesn’t have the stomach for a hit job.
Has he worked with the mafia? Sure, but to cut corners on construction costs so he can embezzle money and tank casinos for profit, but not to kill people.
He’s also not really a calculating kind of guy, he sees a big picture but doesn’t really know how to get there, he just kind of fumbles forward until he can get to a place where he can declare victory.
No, this? This was calculated, maybe even long before Epstein was in jail. Someone knew that at some point this guy could go down for real, and he’d blab (cuz Jews like gossip kek). This required pulling a lot of strings, lining pockets, getting the appropriate people appropriately scared so that they’d shut the fuck up. This required a lot of focus, influence, planning, and most importantly, rationalizing, so that the parties involved would actually think they were doing the country a service by offing this guy.
Now, is there anyone (or potentially couple) you know of that possesses all of these qualities?
Cameron White
Obviously not.
FBI agents are not permitted to have any alcohol.
Cooper Ward
>much as i hate reddit, i'm gonna start using it cuz it's fucking funny
pls don't.. it's cringe supreme edition, like except without the charm.
>without the charm
the fuck am I even trying so say
..
never mind, Godspeed user.
Angel Williams
>cartridge
Jackson Rogers
It's a drawing of an argument.
I think you missed the point of the original painting.
Aiden Johnson
medium kek
Caleb Sanders
My Dad died at home in home hospice care. His "death face" hardly resembled him at all. That being said tho, if anyone had the means to fake a prison death it would be Epstein.
Colton Bell
I'm a filthy phone poster
Christopher Butler
There's probably 1000 wealthy and recognizable names, that are secretly pedos terrified of having their names revealed, who wanted this guy dead. Why is Yea Forums so small-minded that it MUST be either Clinton or Trump? Just sayin'
Jordan Moore
whilst on duty?
Tyler Allen
I tried that, never did succeed. A friend of mine could deepthroat his own dick though, and he wasn't even more than average size.. great party trick, ain't even lying. Oh, sweet memories.. being young, foolish but strong and optimistic.
the olden days, what a blast.
.. what was the subject again? auto fellatio? Yeah, if you ever succeed then post results. I can fap to that.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Even then. Paying for sex with minor is illegal.
Angel Hill
>damage control
while at work just like everybody else retard.
>inb4 b-b-but they're always at work
Cameron Martin
You really need to cite this user, because this reeks of bullshit.
Saying stupid shit like this while defending something that actually happened just makes you look like a conspiracy nut retard.
The actual facts are weird enough.
Ayden Brooks
neither are tour bus drivers, crane operators or commercial airline pilots... and we all know how that works
James Watson
Whilst ever.
Unless they are on extended vacation they are not allowed to drink, because they could need to go on duty at any time.
Chase Ortiz
You did lose though. Next time don't be so retarded.
Brayden Watson
Lose what you fucking retard? My god what a fucking hamheaded narcissist you are. Good luck with that, the world is going to fucking destroy you. And I guarantee you'll be too stupid to even notice...
Josiah Scott
>lol-this-guy
Yeah, truepundit and kiwifarms "sources", along with the "FBI agents are forbidden to ever consume alcohol" argument definitely won the day. Keep telling yourself that.
Logan Ward
WRONG. They can drink but the FBI code of conduct applies to their off-duty behavior as well. That means that they can't get shitfaced or stupid AND ACT LIKE IT in public. Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about.
Chase Gonzalez
Gghh... That's... Uhhh...
Caleb Morris
this is the president the people chose, user.
Aiden Anderson
Frace lost because US armed vietnamese as like all other countries they have been in war against.
Jose Lee
What if all the high up people are gearing up to start a war with a country or ww3 to offset the blame and anarchy this is soon to come after the truth comes so they save the country they are supposed to protect to cause a stockholm syndrome nation wide so when the shit hits the fan and calms down we revear them as heros after make us forget as if none of this actually happened. Like makeing a country fear you is their inly mindset to oppress us into human cattle
Isaiah Rodriguez
There's enough pedos on Yea Forums to figure this one out. So what do you nauseating kidfuckers think about this "relationship"?
James Taylor
Let's just say that Orange Man definitely knows what his daughter tastes like and vice versa.
James Green
Thanks for leaving me with that horrific mental image, user.