ITT: We horribly describe the plots of movies/games and other anons have to guess what it is

Avatar

Either Avatar or a Marvel movie

My masturbation sessions?

Any avengers movie

Lost

could be a game

man tries to fuck daughters friend, daughter fucks neighbor, neighbors dad fucks up dad for not fucking him

90% of the porn I watch

2 kids try to pull a Plagueis but lose some body parts instead, save the world from god, get body parts back and live happily every after

SAO

That's not a movie you fucking degenerate

you caught me

I am OP, and I declare that anime is also acceptable.

fair enough

uuuuuuuuhhhh... Old World Blues?

>be me
>poor asf
>dad was a legend where I live
>family dead
>have to work as a paid killer
>only thing I have are guns and swords
>some prostitute that kind of looks like my mom breaks in and forces me to go to some old island
>go to island
>enter castle on island
>have to beat tf out of puppets and collect screeching testicles
>go to a church
>kill a spider
>go to a garden
>kill a cat
>end up killing a bird and jumping on a gooey mess just cause
>meet a Knight with a big sword
>we fight
>he spergs out and leaves
>end up seeing him again
>mfw he’s actually my web brother
>mfw when I just killed him
>blame it on satan
>see not mom prostitute again
>mfw she betrays me
>mfw I have to turn into my dad and give satan a time-out and spank his ass
>mfw when still in serious debt
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Addam Sandler's Click

Why do I want to say Doom?

She got on cocaine and scream "I'M ON MY PERIOD" when she powers up.

Captain Marvel

close

Guess again user :3

Fallout: New Vegas

Captain America

Winrar

American Beauty

correct

a man is the fastest gun in the west.

multiple gunslingers are pursuing him, but he eludes or kills them and disarms the governor of the nearest western town

this gunslinger becomes God and proves everyone to be incapable of surmounting Him.

He surmounts everyone but still finds himself at the center of a fight beyond the mortal realm...

He admits that he is not God, and by doing so he is able to challenge REALITY ITSELF

In the Underworld, He achieves peace, and the film ends.

Me busting a nut

no sorry,

I'm talking about a movie from the 1970s

Rango

2 guys know kung food or karate or some shit.
They get kidnapped
Brought to an island and thrown into the woods
Bikers, ninjas and soldiers sent to kill them
They win and kill leader

I have no idea what the movies called but wish I did, plz help

no sorry

Mortal Kombat

holy shit dude lol

the film in question is El Topo by Alejandro Jodoworsky

pic related

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Nope, wasn't Mortal Kombat

Rob Schneider hangs with some kid that plays game gear. Go to the beach a lot.

Ninja surfers or something like that.

A gay clown who is gay for statues moves them around and the earth goes to shit

Surf Ninjas

Yip

Looks like no one can guess mine .

Bloodborne

wrong

Dark Souls

Alice in Wonderland

Devil May Cry

Wrong

Jackpot

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winrar

Some schizophrenic plastic faggot with astronaut costume thinks he a space warrior and almost commits suicide

>In space
>aliens n' such
>Guns too
>vroom car go fast
>some kinda zombies?
>Everyone dies

Hint: video game

2001 a space odyssey

American beauty

just a young kid managing multiple amusement parks and the only thing they gotta worry about is revenue and electricity

toystory?

kek

Some fucker in a leather jacket kills your spouse and yoinks your baby, so now you have to plant some fucking corn

fallout 4

Avengers/ end game/thanos

winrar

A magic car makes a kids mum fall in love with him, and he's not best pleased about it.

Blazing saddles.

Mass effect

Back to the future.

A bird who who has problems but eventually figures it out.

A fur rag fights a tiger and snake to find true love.

I'm in the computer but then I get pulled out of the computer but the people who pulled me out don't know the year but the computer does oh shit I hacked the computer but now there's a virus and the computer knew what year it was. now I fight the virus then set everyone in the computer free

up

matrix

yip

Correct

Retard gets aids and has an aids baby. Has to raise it alone. Titanium alloy.

Whiney little shit blags $1m from a fat bloke and spends it all on a commercial for Apple.

Go to a place with a nigger and a bitch a few creatures attack us and we get separated. The rest of the game consist of bitch telling you where to go while being a bitch with you and the nigger. Than the nigger dies and the bitch betrays you, than i escape after the bitch died

A guy takes an underage girl through a fungus epidemic, gets shot and lies to her.

Resident evil 5?

last of us

Yup

No but a close one

Blank Check

A preteen girl flirts with a socially awkward old man. The plant survives.

Shit. I only played 1, 4 and 5 so if it’s another one, I wouldn’t know.

Yup!

final fantasy 6

Its in space

FMA

Little Shop of Horrors?

Nope

Asshole hates robots and has brain damage

Dead Space

Too specific desu, ez

Forest Gump

Nope, try again

Oh maybe dead space? I didn’t play that either though.

I'm a rapist, I walk around the city looking for victims. I charge up and penetrated my preys from behind and rip their inside out.

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Lost!

Leon:The Proffesional

Correct

little girl gets a job because her parents are stupid and ate food without asking first. now the little girl forgot her own name.

That gif with the naked guy and FBI

Autistic sperg goes nuclear.
Some shit about wasps

Try hard is gay for his boss. Ends up getting his partner killed while try Harding against bad mother fuckers.

Lilo and stitch?

Fuck up a good movie by remaking it.
Oh and Merlin turns up in the middle for some reason.

no, it's a horror game

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Kek no, but good guess!

wall-e

family helps son with murdering hobby

>shuffleshuffleshuffle
>thwpACK
Thank you, boss

An Australian airline won't fly to LA.

You get framed and start killing everyone. A young girl draws dark pictures and then becomes an evil queen who kills too.

Lost

Rain man

Got it

iRobot

Super Mario Sunshine 2: Walther Comes to Delfino

Nope

Mail man falls in love with a soccer ball

Cast away

Too easy!

Castaway

i pee on snowballs and throw them at people and chickens

Psycho keeps stealing jewels and locking animals inside machines.

Kekkek nope but I’ll pay it cos it fits!

Sonic

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

South park the game? The first one.

sonic

He wasn’t blue in the Wild Wild West!

Adam Sandler

bingo

Yeah

Guys wife brutally murdered
Has disabled kid
Kid gets kidnapped
Guy gets help from mentally ill woman

Almost sounds like the accountant. But maybe also mercury rising?

>do anime guys dream of demonic sheep?
>push the block bitch

Awesome. I never even played it!

Nope

Man steals car and takes lots of Polaroids.

Vampire loves the beach

cathrine

Interview with the vampire

Momento

Nope

yess

Woman steals shit and hates her butler

Yup

hotel transilvania 3

Not the one I was thinking but could work.

Slav Knight finds gf dead, so he blames god and goes apeshit, turning into a dark magic guy or something.
400 years later a British gentleman goes to his castle to sell him land but eventually realizes the old Slav guy is weird. Brit guy ends up getting raped and tortured by old slav’s concubines.
Old Slav decides to go to England by boat to go to his new property.
He kills everyone on the ship just cause.
At England he molests Brit Guy’s fiance’s Friend and then leaves.
After this Doctor Guy calls over whacky professor to check up the problem. Whacky Professor finds out that Old Slav has been molesting her.
Old slab then molests fiancé’s friend again and kills her.
This makes fiance’s friend’s would be husbando Lord Guy sad and Texan sad.
Whacky Professor, Doctor, Texan, and Lord Guy go to the girl’s grave where they find out her body is gone and she comes back spooky.
They stab her heart and cut off her head.
Brit Guy returns now married to his fiancé so she’s wife now.
After finding Old Slav’s crib they destroy a bunch of boxes and kick around dirt making Old Slav mad.
Old Slav then tries to molest wife but is chased off.
The Boys and Wife hunt down Old Slav to his castle where Whacky Proffessor decapitates his concubines and screeches. Later, Texan stabs him with a knife and Brit sliced his throat.
Old Slav dies.

Guy jerks off an elephant

this bitch has a hooked nose and is always laughing at me finna put on my backpack and fuck her up

Freddy got fingered

Operation dumbo drop

You are nothing
You will be nothing
Follow your father, defeat your sister, become king, meet your mother
Join the circus?
Save the world

What is it?

Banjo

I've only seen the poster tbh

Daddy would you like some sausage ?
Winrar

sims 4

Gotta guess my friend

correcto

No

twilight?

Versus

Space Capitalism Simulator
>whoops, you were bought out. Should have invested in water

Lol, too true

No guesses?

4 pussies share a dream where they kill a bitch and take over the land with the help of animals.

space station 13?

Nope

Halo:who gives a shit

I wanna see this movie

Dude literally too angry to die avenges pet rabbit

Bill and Trd's bogus Journey

Mediocre actor having a midlife crisis and makes a dumb movie about going on adventures to find his hero. They play football.

Is it R.I.P.D. ?

Dracula

the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

Space Jam

child kills many including satan twice and dies

Nope

>and his mother, lived alone on a house on a hill

Narnia

finding nemo

Do yourself a favor and lookup

Bingo

bloodborne

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Psycho

winrar

I did. I'm an idiot..

alien girl beats a kids head in so she can see her man once again. but a robot fights her off. now all of them live at the kids house meanwhile we follow the kids daily life.
oh yeah, there's baseball and like a chainsaw guitar

Lol no but fuck that fits well!
The answer was Hellboy

Holy shit am I gay now?

Vampire the masquerade bloodlines

The Crying Game

killer gets bullied by survivors until he ragequits

no, bloodborne
youtube.com/watch?v=RLdWdK7VLJQ

Big green armor man kill many alien.

halo

It was tomb raider 2

People hide under the floor and get shot.

Hint- two different movies.

Was going to say scarface but that doesn't fit the pet rabbit bit

Any more guesses?

Inglorious bastards is one

Lost

That's every character in Angry Birds bitch

Answer was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Rio?

Eve online?

A vast array of morons and shitheads all converge on each other with hilariously disastrous results because one of them misplaced the book he was working on

Burn After Reading

Some dude gets out of jail, finds out his ex-wife left him while on jail, gets revenge on the guy she is dating now.

Inkheart?

spirited away

No

The whole thing could have been avoided if the dude had gotten to McDonald's just a couple of minutes sooner.

>There's a Raptor, but it isn't a dinosaur
>There's an Avril, but it's not Lavigne
>There's a Redeemer, but it ain't Jesus Christ

Destroy entire cities to kill a handful of bugs.

EDF

Unreal?

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Some military robot gains sentience because the fucker got struck by lightning.

Fucking loved that game.

yes

Poor boy wants out of shit life, works hard on sport, washed up champ takes him on as partner. Then plastic explosives.

Nice!

It was people all along

Short circuit

Short circut

jungle book

Numbah five..........

Is aaalllIIIIIIIIIVE!

rollercoaster tycoon

Double winrar!

Doom?

NO DISASSEMBLE!

Secret life of Walter Mitty

>bunch of teenage brit fags
>boy on boy gangrape
>suicide

We will kick your ass, we will break you face, we will kick your balls into outer space!!!

Win

Let's break shit and make soap.

Some guy burns down an entire city to find some bitch only to get killed by some beta cuck.

Fight Club

my girl

>Oh, hey, a virus!
>Oh shit, my hands are now hammers.

Ding ding ding!

Guy swears revenge on other guy because other guy killed his wife

The Dark Knight

I took drugs and now I can't walk in a straight line without falling to my death. And someone shut that crying baby up!

Not correct.

Jesus christ it's jason borne!

I can name a lot of stuff this fits. Does he know the other guy 100%?

Death Wish is my guess.

Dark Knight Rises

Kid makes the entire US government think Russia is about to nuke them because he wanted to change his grade.

>THE NUMBERS MASON

Road to Perdition

Wargames

Man swan dives from lots of buildings because he's pissed that half his family are dead.

War games

Winrar!

kingpin

drug deal gone wrong turns girl into a super computer. she uploads herself at the end.

Noope.

Woman loses weight to go on TV but fucks herself up.

Ricki Lake

Some rich dude gets stuck in bumfuck nowhere because he broke the road

Lucy?

lucy

Cars

God damnit, meant this one

Lmao nope but fuck that’s a good answer

Beat me to it.

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Soylent green

assassin's creed

WINNER WINNER

Yes
yes, but slower
yeeeeees

Yup

Winner

Jonah Hill is an asshole

This is a game, btw.

This is a game

Every Jonah hill movie

A vast array of morons and shitheads all converge on each other with hilariously disastrous results because one of them botched an assassination attempt

game

drunk ukrainians fight with radiation and tentacle monsters

cod black ops

Lol

Old guy with magic powers kills your wife and steals your kid
You get said magic powers from space Satan
Kill old murder wizard
Get kid from whore house
Get betrayed by your friends
Kill them too

Space ship, giant heads, that was shit.

..now put your little hand in mine..

stalker?

Someone plots to overthrow corrupt political institutions in their sleep and runs a lot

Every kevin spacey movie

дa

yes

Be more specific.

autistic Japanese man witnessed a murder of a pretty girl and can time travel now. he saves pretty girl, but in order to save the world he must kill her anyway

Max Payne

a failed austrian artist returns to live 80 years after his suicide

Steins;Gate

yes :(

Dad?

robot milk.

Shadow of Memories / PS2

spacey has a very special affection for little hands and little boys

The polar express?

Some dude walks in a train

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

The polar express

Lol nope, it’s a movie

Yes!

Big hahouna burger is a tasty burger!

Pulp fiction

*Kahuna

Man points gun at other man's dad

No More Heroes

Kek winner! And yeah that was a typo