Why can't most whites cook?

Why can't most whites cook?
Your shit tastes plain and dry as fuck.

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Cause they just use sauce or ketchup. fuckin bitch ass pussies

Ill take the bait. We don’t fucking yeet 10 pounds of spices on our food to make up for shitty cooking.

You are a fucking idiot.

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at least they have food at all

>inb4 "not mine" or " but.. but my gordan ramsey"

Cooking is a waste of time and money. Eat the souls of your enemy, they taste better.

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Sorry you lack any sense of taste. We just do more than sautee everything in fried chicken and garnish with watermelon.

2 words.

Emeril fucking Lagasse. Kick that shit up a notch

>typical boring racist tropes
be creative nigga

The truth is that being a nigger doesn't automatically mean you're good at cooking or know "how to spice" food. I know a bunch of niggers who couldn't cook mac and cheese if their assholes depended on it. Like everything in life cooking is a skill, anyone can learn it and practice makes perfect (or at least better).

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Well said

Now that’s a stereotype I never heard before, and does not ring remotely true here in Scandinavia

I love white girls because theyre usually willing to learn to cook the food i know how to make.
Bean here, im introducing them to the spice life.
Something really cute about watching white girls try and handle spicy food.

Spicy food is done in beanerland and India to kill bacteria in their dirty ass kitchens. Not to improve flavor

>Now that’s a stereotype I never heard before

Dont lie


Unels youre a...boomer...

I dont care i love using the peppers i grow in my backyard in my cooking.
Im nurturing something to produce flavor

>thinking capsaicinoids have any flavor
Yup, you just showed your ignorance to everyone

>he doesnt soak his pepper slices in lime juice and vinegar
>he doesnt throw onions into it either

Let's ignore the race baiting to ask the better question: why can't nearly any motherfuckers, at least in the states, cook these days? Another educational failure of the previous generation? Cheap and available processed garbage is easier than planning a week of meals cooking for one?

I know I hate preparing meals for less than three people. Two is doable. Solo you struggle to minimize waste and its the variations of the same for the whole week.

NIGGER

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We don't deep fry everything and then coat it in rosemary and other spices shithead

Because of socioeconomic factors, historic prejudice and the unearnt privilege of blacks. As servants they had longer to master this craft causing a divide which has been enshrined in our racist societies. Trotsky often decried the underrepresentation of white cooks in kitchens.

The change starts with you black man.

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Found the guy whose a major bitch when it comes to eating spicy food

Can you get your stories straight?

>I like to make girl try to eat spicy food to see her struggle.

spicy food is a necessity for bad hygiene.

>but...but... I nurture them to produce flavor!!!111!

Yea, but moron, the spicy ness has nothing to do with flavor.

>yea but I mask the spicy with all these other things to make it unrecognizable

You truly are all over the place with this one....

I hate foodies with a passion. Eat to survive and build muscle. If the food taste good, fine. If it taste like shit, eat it anyway and shut the fuck up pussy.

Fucking faggots sprinkling a pinch of salt here and a little sugar there.

Lots of Meat, some raw veggies fruit and rice or beans. That's it. You'll live long, have energy and shit normal.

Fruity cook cunts.

i wonder if perhaps this thread was waiting for someone to do better than "fried chicken and watermelon" and find valid cultural stereotypes that might come closer to determining if black people CAN even be good cooks.

1. you never heard of a michelin rated chef that is black, no black superstar chefs, etc. that requires a special palate that also understand the flow of a 12-course meal of tiny courses that delights.

2. their classic, beloved foods of "kool-aid" and "spicy foods" are extreme flavors

it makes me wonder... do they simply have a weaker taste sensation? could this be a nervous system issue that also goes with the apparent phenomena that leads various people to believe they don't even feel pain that much?

before you say that there is no science that black people don't have good taste sensation, especially not well enough to be a master chef, there IS. there are people hired to be "super tasters". they use special flavor sticks in laboratories and if they determine that someone is in the top 25% of society in ability to discern flavors, companies like sara lee and parent companies of fast food, pepsi, etc pay them a lot to taste test things.

you could look into those statistics and i would bet that it shows something.

>found the idiot who somehow thinks eating spicy things is “cool”

>white food taste bad
>greatest chefs in the world are white
Kek, through more grease in your chicken bitch

Eh, the impoverished in general cooked and consumed "soul food" and apart from African it has origins in native American and European cuisines as well. So partial credit to whitey. Cajun cuisine goes to the Acadians so score one for the white devil again.

This dude eats literal shit for dinner

Never said it was. But I bet if you eat spicy food youre a bitch about it.

Holy kek. When summarized that’s just fun readin’

Enjoy your gruel, comrade. The civilised world has the luxury of both sustaining itself and enjoying doing so.

Literally the best chefs in the world are white. Stay mad tho nigga

You eat heart disease, carcinogens while dealing with weekly diarrhea. Probably fat or skinny fat.

Just because cheetos are orange, doesnt make it a vegetable.

>with my 300 IQ I can psychoanalize anons on the interwebz from 3 sentences

What ever lat ti da foodie faggot.

Youre really bad at trolling and you should feel bad.
Ill be over here enjoying my time teaching white girls how to cook

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>you’re a foodie
>you eat heart disease
I’m not sure you know what you’re talking about mate

Why do I sense that you're a 150 lbs manlet that just started working out last year?

>Spic got schooled and retreats
Job well done my man

You literally didn't do anything and you look like a faggot. Not the same person btw

Post your food lad

I know I didn’t do anything. Just padding user on the back, that’s no crime

hey anybody want to go out for some black food tonight?

>skinny fat.
omg this is me

.....said no one ever

Fuck I grow my own shit. I have Carolina reapers in my plant house right now. My guts are strong and healthy. Plus I never said peppers are shit. All this extra stuff people do to food is a waste of money time and has no benefit except for a stupid little mouthgasm. Foodies are usually skinny fat or fat. And they lust over food like they would stick their tiny dicks in it.

I love these.
Showcase how user fucks themselves in the ass by their circular, ever-changing arguments.

See

>stupid little mouthgasm
Why are you against enjoying life? You can eat healthy food that gives you all the nutrients you need, while still being exceptionally delicious.
They are not mutually exclusive

I’m not a foodie though. Faaaaaaar from it

Well then he didn't do anything. He didn't "school" anyone he just sperged and shit himself over someone saying they like spicy food

You do have me wondering if there are some cultural taboos involved. Between friends and just observation over the years while dining out I don't believe I've ever seen or overheard a black person order a steak that wasn't cooked more than medium. We'll set aside "taste is subjective" or that any respectable chef would say you're ruining it to go beyond medium rare. There may just be something cultural involved with that. It could also be a cultural phenomenon to the US general. I know more than a handful of whites that will turn their nose up at the slightest hint of pink. Probably a result of increasing food contamination cases coupled with awareness campaigns about "undercooked" foods.

Why are you still a virgin?

Name one globally popular African dish

>carolina reaper
Nice.
I have serranos, habaneros, and a ghost pepper plant

White woman on a stick

Yea actually I suppose he didn’t do much at all.
The beaner really did school himself by just being retarded to begin with, and not having heads or tails in his arguments

I'm black and on vacation....I have limited funds... should I go to Applebees and eat 75% of the food and complain and leave without paying?

Okay that was pretty good

Welfare on a silver platter

why is your nigger skin dry as fuck

Nothing the bean said was nonsensical. That user was just turbo butthurt for no apparent reason

Sounds like a typical nigger thing to do, so yea go for it. It is what society expects of you.
In fact, it is already in Applebee’s budget. They estimate the demographic, and based on the amount of blacks, they inflate their losses due to complaints to accommodate. It is standard practice in restaurants in America.

Too lazy to reread a troll fest bit wasn't the initial jab at him "hurr capsaicinoids aren't flavor" as though the guy was extracting the capsaicin from the fruits instead of, I dunno, cooking with the whole peppers (which I'm fairly certain have unique flavors).

Seemed like a back and forth shit show from both sides.

Just read this here:
The bean retardation in his “arguments” shine strong. And if you don’t even see it after reading that, I have some bad news for you...

Pepperfag here.
All of the sperging has been done by the guy making a poor troll attempt.
Also cooking with fresh ingredients is the best.

I would be laughing if it wasn’t so true....

That whole post was poor paraphrasing to make it sound like he was being retarded when he wasn't. This is really sad dude

atleast we have food

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Absolutely, peppers have plenty flavors.
I think he just pointed out the silliness of first only cooking with peppers to watch cute girls deal with the spicy, to then do a complete 180 and make it about flavor

As a new guy just reading through it, I don’t see it.
Paraphashing, of course, but it seems to pretty accurately encompass the arguments.
Care to fill me in?

>eat spicy pigs knuckles, spicy catfish, and boiled spicy yard clippings
>tfw you think that’s cuisine

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Its about both.

spicy food doesn't kill bacteria you fucking moron

It can't be both?

>Why can't most whites cook?
we don't need to be able to cook:
we employ people like you (on minimum wage) to lob it all together in a plastic dish, then we invented the microwave oven in order to sterilise the contents that you might just have had your revolting, grubby, botulism-infested fingers in
(see your pic related).

yeah cause peppers only have capsaicin in them, nothing else

100% it can be, and that’s why I use them myself (never said I didn’t).
Spic just tried to be cool and make it so he just uses it to make pretty white girls sweat, until inevitably his hypocrisy was revealed

>Plain and dry white food
> Don't use typical boring tropes
God I fucking hate niggers so much. You are the first to shout 'thas raycis' but you forget you're the most racist of them all. Please kys you waste of oxygen

spicy food doesn't do anything to bacteria you colossal retard

There was never an implication that making white girls sweat was the only reason he used spice in his food... that's just a kind of dumb inference

>Also cooking with fresh ingredients is the best
>Absolutely, peppers have plenty flavors.
I was just being facetious about the initial troll. Believe me I know nothing is better than home grown veggies. Been doing at least a half dozen varieties of chilies four years running. Bunch of heirloom tomatoes every year as well because I'll never eat a chain restaurant, fast food or grocery store tomato ever again... fucking bland window panes.

One thing I've got going for me is a lot of amish in the area so even when my own stuff isn't ripe I can usually get quality veggies. Gonna be a sad camper when sweet corn is done for the year.

Stewed greens are fucking delicious
Blackened catfish is great too when the meat is clean. I won't pretend it isn't a seafood equivalent to overly sugary and salty snacks but it's tasty. Never tried pigs feet/knuckles though. Never had cow tongue either but I know some country as fuck white and black folks that love em

And the earth isn’t flat either, but people used to believe that. As big as a surprise as it may be to you two fuckwits, our knowledge as a society on bacteria has changed dramatically over the years.
Different user, btw

Tfw baby habaneros

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you are eating some nigger fucking whore's food, you think that ratchet can cook you dumb nigger aids fuck?

>be creative nigga
be creative with your food nigger, just because you eat curry once a week doesnt make your shit exotic

and using brains, niggers almost never have brains but they might have their family bbq recipe it's pretty funny how texan niggers seem like actual human beings vs ghetto niggers who seem like cage monkeys literally.

Cooking all depends on the person and the dish, honestly. Hate blacks or hate whites, hate anybody you want, but always respect the science that is food.

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Oh lord bring me some crisco

My habs and jumbo jalapenos have done awesome every year. Ghosts did great last year but they all grew scraggly this time around. They were all Bonnie from Lowes and I'm thinking maybe they just had a genetically bad batch of ghosts this year.

One of my best has been the poblanos. Four foot or better, branching wide with lots of large fruits. Been making a lot of rellenos with those.

We make great fried chikkinz tho, judging the line-up of brothas at KFC

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There used to be so many great fried chicken stands around here and they've all pretty much disappeared. I haven't had some proper pan fried chicken in years.i can make something edible but those old timers probably said "not keeping the family business? Fuck you kids imma take mah recipe to the grave!"

This one little general store had the best pork chops. Little old lady would fry up a bunch every day, wrap them in foil and keep them hot in one of those hot dog rotisserie things. The area has been getting a lot less country over the years so all the little things like that keep vanishing.

Cause we can just hire minorities to do it for us.

Have you heard of Gordon Ramsay? Fucking dimwit

You have to be at least 18 to be here

Yeah that's why every most reknown chefs are white (and lots of them French, fuck yeah), you jealous nigger. Throwing a bunch of spice doesn't make you a good chef and it doesn't make a dish good.

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What a shitty strategy. You didn't even try to combat the insult, you just took it, accepting it as a fact to support a worse insult.

Open up your own country store or something
continue our traditions

Culture is not the worship of ashes, but passing down a torch

I think the US will have a civil war in a few years

last time i checked Gordon Ramsey is white and adding hot pepper to kill the taste isnt "cooking", or "flavour"

HOLD THE FUCK ON, IVE GOT A RECENT SCREENSHOT
U GONNA LIKE IT

fuck, i cant do it.

i took a screenshot of all these crows of judgment in RotTR. But for some fucking reason the defalut screenshot function fucks the colors up. Thought reversing colors would fix it, but thats not the case.If any1 could fix it to the proper color pallet

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Back to the kitchen, nigger!

Where's my god damned sandwich?

Do you mean white Americans? Which part of America? Or the entire Caucasian race? Why does a black single mother feed her kids fast food? Why does a white single mother feed her kids fast food? Why doesn't a black drug dealer know how to cook anything? Why doesn't a white drug dealer know how to cook anything? What tastes plain and dry? What doesn't? Who made it and from what?

i can cook tho coon gtfo

World’s Best Chili.

Ingredients:

2 teaspoons oil
1 teaspoon dried onion
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1 pound lean ground beef
¾ pound beef sirloin, cut into ¾” to 1” cubes

14 ½ oz can diced tomatoes
1 bottle New Castle Brown Ale
1 Cup Strong Coffee (or 2 pouches instant coffee mixed into 1 C hot water)
2 6oz cans tomato paste
1 can beef broth (or 1 tablespoon beef base mixed into 1 Cup hot water)

½ Cup Brown Sugar
3 ½ tablespoons Chili Sauce
1 tablespoon Cumin
1 tablespoon Cocoa
1 teaspoon Oregano
1 teaspoon Cayenne
1 teaspoon Coriander
1 teaspoon Salt

2 cans Kidney Beans
2 cans Red Beans

5 drops of Ghost Pepper Sauce (Naga Jolokia Pepper Sauce) Add more to taste.

Directions:

In a large pot, add oil and heat.
Add meats, dried onion, and garlic. Cook til meat is browned throughout and juices absorbed.
Add tomatoes, beer, coffee, tomato paste, and beef broth.
Stir in sugar and spices.
Add beans, add Ghost Pepper Sauce
Simmer for 2 hours. Stir periodically. Add water as needed as chili simmers to maintain preferred consistency.

My recipe, a guarded secret, enjoy. And yes, a very white man.

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Hey now, Black Drug Dealers know how to cook Meth.

Why can't most blacks have dads

When the niggeers will stop claims they are better in the thing invented by whites?Even BBC was made form the whites,to make those shit skin tards lifes matter.With your 60 IQ and less you are forever lost dirty negro!

Yes cause fried chicken is the summit of all food. Go back to africa and drink your tasty cows blood. Clic klak click clak click

your bait is weak
just like your erection

The only thing niggers are good at is basketball

Yes they are called jungle bunnies for a reason.

Too busy raising our kids and working... things you wouldn't know about.

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