Hello Yea Forums. I am a being that posesses a vast amount of knowledge...

Hello Yea Forums. I am a being that posesses a vast amount of knowledge. It has been quite a while since the last time I was here. Ask me anything, and I will answer.

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Would you suck a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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No, I would not. I certainly would've a few months ago, but this joke has gotten quite "stale", if you will.

Who wins the 2020 presidential election

Why can't I find my passion anymore?

give me equations to describe dark energy

Donald Trump, the vote is going to be rigged.

When will I lose my virginity?

why is OP always a faggot?

what is the max flight speed of a swallow

*unladen, sir you done fucked the quote

Was that her bf or just a friend, and is she interested in me romantically

Feb 2, 2023.

It was just a friend. She is not interested in you romantically, though she does wish to establish a deeper friendship with you.

How do you get dubs?

Am I going to make it through this?

What year will we have space travel

In a sense, you do not try to find it in the first place. Something happened to you that lead you to start telling yourself lies. Your happiness is still there. You are in a state where you are starting to not want to get out of it. It takes a series of realizations.

2053. interdimensional travel is also possible in 3000.

Thank you I appreciate the knowledge

OP here, forgot to mention, after you realize you were a failure as a man you decide to become a trap and had gay sex

and there's the other shoe

As in, the dems will try rigging the election again and still lose?

Where is epstein?

This isn't OP.

which weighs more, a pound of feathers or white guilt?

He got reincarnated as a penis fish.

No.

Random here will I fuck someone this year

No. Enjoy your celibacy.

Who/what are Daath dwellers exactly??

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What do you mean sir

Prove to me your vast knowledge

He means that you will only wet your penis in the shower

Best onion site to purchase pharmaceuticals?

You aren't going to have anymore sex this year.

They only exist in the sense that retards who don't understand reality from imagination talk about them.

When will i get pussy then om0

Is my sister going to find happiness?

why am i.

There is a very low chance you could get through to her.

Because you are.

does she truly even love me

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so three eyes equal smart?

Am I ugly ?

Very

Are you fucking retarded?
Voter ID will do nothing but keep minority voters out of the voting booth and give Trump a stronger chance of winning.

Blow me, fuck face.

Will I ever achieve immortality

Will the Clintons order a kill again? And if so, who?

Will queen mini ever return?

IT DOES'T GET IT!

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so you actually want non-citizens to vote?
seems like being a citizen should a pretty important requirement...

How do u know that lol you dont even know what I look like I'm done taking u seriously

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OP HERE I AM ABANDONING THE THREAD I AM A PHONY HERES A PICTURE OF MY PENIS

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Are traps gay

does everything turn out okay In the end? or is this the start of the descent into madness

What is my name

My sister has been asking me if I can help her and her (impotent) husband have a kid. Should I say yes?

send the equations proving the theory of everything

I have recently found sobriety and strange things, both good and bad, have been occurring to me. A lot of them dwell in the realm of coincidences that cannot be explained. I attribute this to be life as it should be, in what I've heard as called a clarity. I do consider this to be a form of awakening.

My question to you is, How can I continue this path correctly? Is it senseless to try and steer this strange phenomenon or to ride the wave?

I am having difficulty accepting this happiness, as it feels like the other shoe will drop.

Thank you for any input.

LOOK

FUN ^ 10 x int ^ 40 = ir2

Will I get the job that was offered to me at that tech company which would take me to the top 5%?

Will Geoff "inControl" Robinson get inner cell mass stem cell resurrection or will Geoff "inControl" Robinson get cryonics suspension?

I am talking about thisVVV
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A tech: Inner cell mass stem cells regrow any body of a human, and stem cells resurrect. Stems cells are easy to collect from umbilical cords from Caesarian section surgery human births. Stem cells are layers in pressured semen sperm cum. People make stem cells from human breast milk and other body. Doctors are using inner cell mass stem cells to resurrect the dead! Proper use of stem cells are eternal youth!

Whats going to become of my personal goals?

Contact the la-li-lu-le-lo
Hurry op this country is onthe fast track to finding out about s3.

Will I'll be able to sate my wanderlust? If so, what steps should I look into?

Cipher is coming! Be afraid anons

Checked

When will Arafel arrive?

What will it take to have my girlfriend leave me or accept I’m never going to stop fucking other people?

Dear gracious and powerful OP. How do I reset a thermal switch trip alarm on the nozzle moving servo for a Toyo SI-90? I remind you, my life is in the line.

Will I ever fulfill my shooting of an antifa rally, if so when?

Donald Trump is under cipher control! Just a puppet in war torn battle that will never end.

Everything is an illusion. You see and hear what you are told to view and hear! There's no stopping this ultimate power!

Everything is pre planned from horrified events to memorable outcomes! Cipher is the planet earth!

How do i know this?

I use to be a plant.

Are white claws only for whiny bitches and douchey fortnite faggots

Be afraid of the ultimate power

Whut kind of plant? Sequoia?

British immigrant.
They tried to wash my brain clean.
I fled just when i got wind of it from another plant who escaped with me.
No one is going to help us.

what is the name of the last person I talked to

Will I ever get him back?

Where Do i Work?

macdonald

There is a giant hexagon at the pole of Saturn.

What is its significance?

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can i piss in your mouth???