Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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I ate two earth worms for ten dollars once.

Were they at least decent tasting?

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I developed an acute phobia about worms as a a kid. I was playing with a worm and an ant bit me.

I like anime

It's really the ant that wronged you, not the worm. Poor worms have suffered your wrath over what one rogue worm did :(

You monster!!!!

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I have tried in my life never to hate a worm but in my anat/phys course we had to look at intestinal worms. I don't like them and I hate them but they do important work.

Hey, they didn't choose to be worms

Just remove them when they cause a problem

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I’ve never been liked by a girl

Have you presented yourself well? Do you pay attention to how you look and how you act?

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I was sexually assaulted by a 13 aged girl at a anime convention

How old were you at the time?

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Yeah they look at me like an abomination despite me being polite and dressing in clean fitting clothing

Thank you animay poster I will go no into the world. I hope everything is well with you.

im a drummer

Do you brush your teeth and groom yourself? There's more to being liked than just how you look

It is, thank you for asking!

Neat, me too! Well, not for years but I have experience. Favorite song for drums?

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B.Y.O.B by Soad

Ayy, I love that song!

My favorite is #41 by Dave Matthews Band. Yes I know they're garbage, but Carter Bueaford is so fucking good

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i was 18 at the time, it was really uncomfortable because i couldn't exactly push her away, i didn't want to hurt her, so i just kind of let it happen until she left..

never heard of them

my favorite drummer right now is aric improta, he's a fucking godlike being

Yes, I do.
I’m even fit and decently educated in History, Philosphy, Politics, Religion, and Literature .

It' probably your personality my dude

Green text ?

They don't look at you like an abomination. You think they. Do , you have a low self esteem

My personality? Yeah maybe.
I try to be polite and try to be kind, but girls don’t seem to like either of those things.

I abused drugs for 3 years and have been sober for 2.5 and ma still having crazy withdrawal symptoms

I do.
I’m not “insecure” or anything like that.
I’ve just seen firsthand how I’m bottom feeder trash to females.
“A failure to be looked at an then revolted by” if you will .

I'm addicted to porn , and don't know how to start stopping :(

I'm assuming you don't have a sister

Keep at it man, I'm proud of you for staying sober that long. Takes a lot of willpower and I hope the withdrawal doesn't last much longer.

there isn't anything interesting about humans, why do you think there so many documentaries about nature and animals

I'm 22 and still don't know what to do with my life.

you'll never make it, honestly dude you're fucked

learn juggling

You know there's just as many documentaries about people right?

encouraging, thanks.

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's... not right

You should look into them, start with the song I just mentioned and look at his "Under the Table and Drumming" series. It's on Youtube, you can watch it for free

So why do you think they dislike you?

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Yeah I do.
She also sees me as human garbage.

22is still young , you can still kill yourself easily

22 is baby. You have so much time to figure shit out, just do things that keep you alive for now and you'll find something you want to do eventually

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They way they look at me, how they refuse to most of the time. They never want to be involved with me.

I’m sub-human garbage

Sorry bud there is no hope for you , except If you see a therapist or smth

Yeah there wasn’t much to begin with.

I've been playing piano for 15 years. I love to write jazz and classical inspired music.

i like cheese pizza

yeah and they're all uninteresting

I make shitty youtube videos for fun.

channel?

I used to like it too , searching for it too hard until I found it , but now that I can find it easily it isn't appealing to me anymore , I'm now into infantporn

Pewdiepie

The human body is weird as shit, you could spend lifetimes going into how it works. We still don't know how cancer functions, why not look into that?

Are you sure that's how it is? Get one of your trusted friends to walk with you and tell you if they really look at you that way. I'm guessing most of that is in your head.

I love piano! My favorite piano player of all time has to be Keith Emerson, I love how creative he was.

try adding pepperonis one time

Do they get traffic?

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youtube.com/channel/UC1o1N4bjwAfaukHsBxYEiNA/featured?view_as=subscriber

Feel free to take a look at some of my content

Not really no. I don't know how to advertise that shit.

trusted friends.
Don’t really have many.
I have two.
One who I’ve been friends with for years but don’t see very often.
The Other is the Girl I Love with all My Heart.

I don’t know what to tell you.

Do you want to make it your main source of income? If not, don't bother putting too much effort in and just make videos you like when you feel like it.

Do you have problems connecting with people irl?

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I'm not very interesting , but I hope someday I can change the world

i can find it pretty easy just browsing and clicking on sites with no pop up blocker on. im more of hebephile really. but all i find are pics and gifs. i remember as a teen using limewire to find vids.

I kind of want to make at least quarter of my rent off of it, but with how the new monetization stuff works, and the fact that I use some copyrighted music in some of my future videos, I'm not sure how to proceed.

Yeah.
I’m looked down on by most.
Some will say “how do you know?”
Their eyes.
How they refuse to look, speak, or be involved with me.

If someone’s a lost cause, then I’m a dead dream.

Not everyone is interesting, but if you have the drive to change the world then I think you have a great shot at making the change you want! Go for it user

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Thank you user that's very kind :@

I see I know a site for that if you want

dont listen to these fags. time is 100% finite. stop fucking around and pick something to put all your effort into. i suggest something that makes money even if its not your passion. you will have time for that later. right now just build your wealth so that you can build a family. that is what you will wish you had when you are old

Indeed? I haven't heard much ELP, but my British high school teacher once printed out and gave me a copy of Tarkus. I read you mentioned you were a drummer. Do you like anyone like Max Roach or Chick Webb?

i found a site that has a couple vids but since i dont save anything or download anything i have to re find it everytime. honestly i need to stop

Your problem is being desperate , I know from my own experience that when I want people to talk with me no one does , but when I'm neutral and pumped up with confidence they treat me like an anime mc

Youtube is not very profitable, that's probably a done deal unfortunately. Do your videos appeal to any demographics that might pay extra for your content?

Honestly that all sounds like you have a mental block in that regard. You might want to see a psychiatrist.

Any time!

Tarkus is amazing! I love Carl Palmer, he's my 2nd favorite drummer after Buddy Rich! Max Roach and Chick Webb are amazing as well

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Yes you do , you are probably going to get arrested if they see you as a regular

Pedos (yes this includes hebes) are not welcome btw

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I killed my dog a few days ago.

I want to fuck OP.

Kindly provide your name and address so I can report you to the authorities for animal cruelty :)

Same tbh

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I want to see you fist yourself.

Just asking to be bombed with loli. I won’t though—no point in spoiling a good thread.

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I was not very equipped to begin learning it in high school. I'll have to check it out again. I can't believe I didn't mention Buddy Rich! You seem to know quite a few names. What's your musical background?

I’m not that desperate.
There are people I’ve never spoken to who look at me like garbage.

And quite Frankly they’re right to.

Hello op , I don't have anything to say but take this cat picture

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I have.
Psychiatrist said I’m mentally fine.

My life is full of surprises.

I've been trying various types of content, while also practicing with Sony Vegas so I can make content with higher quality content. But without an audience, then I don't really have an incentive to make videos or anything.

I know the gaming market has a big market on the platform, but it's a double edged sword since it's also the most oversaturated because anyone can really become a lets-player, but only people with good content can actually get popular.

What did You do ?

and thats my fear. like i said i dont download or share anything but its so easy to get to those sites that they have to be honey pots

Pedofag, don't spoil this fucking thread i'm actually enjoying this

uuummm.... gross.

I've been around long enough, not really affected by that nonsense

My drum teacher got me into Rush in high school, I was very much into prog at that time. I started playing drums when I went into high school. My drum teacher called me a scholar of drums because I would always look into my favorite drummers' influences and learn them too. I was a fiend for anything drum related, I know quite a lot

I appreciate it!

Have you brought up with them what you're telling us now?

Well if it's what you want then go for it. Just make sure you're distinguishing yourself from all the rest.

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ok

True , you are probably being monitored now , your only hope is nuking you pc

Let's turn the tables, OP. What is something you've never told anyone?

I wish to lay inside you like a warm, squishy flesh home

Its either that or my penis in you.

She was sick with an ear infection and her medicine would’ve cost close to $100. I have a social life and I aim to maintain it (bars, restaurants, etc). I had my friend push her out the window at 70 mph. I’ll never forget the terrible way she rolled and twisted in the rear view. I think she went quickly though—she could’ve deteriorated slowly over years, I gave her a quick death.

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I have diabeetus.

I've never told anyone that! It's not true, and I've never told anyone that so it fits your criteria :3

That seems like it would be extremely painful.

See the last reply

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rip. im using ssd drives. how do you properly wipe them? and im sure my isp has records anyways

>ear infection

Those don't kill quickly. And you only needed $100? I'm not buying any part of this story honestly

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You're goddamn right OP. It does fit the criteria. Damn you and your smartassery, damn you.

I assure you it will only hurt for a second, then you’ll most probably be dead.

Penis is too good to pass up, but I'll take the fisting instead, if you want.

I'm a lolicon

I'm gonna agree with OP here.

An ear infection can't kill a dog unless it's extremely bad, and even then, If you cared about your dog that much, you'd have spent the money to have her medicated and treated, or at the very least had her properly euthanized.

i cum on my gfs feet while she's sleeping and she is completely confused

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Actually, I would also like to see self-fisting. Truly an under appreciated medium.

Gotcha! :3

I don't want to be dead tho

I'm not quite sure either of those is what I want right now honestly

Why?

She's confused? I'd just wake up and be like "Oh there's cum on my feet it's probably my dumbass pepe-posting boyfriend" and then kick him with my cum-laden feet right in his smug face

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I'm not an expert you should see the technology board

I have no friends.

Can you or anyone else here help me?

I can be your internet friend, but beyond that you need to help yourself.

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She was a burden. When she was only 6 she developed arthritis because of shitty genetics. I (thought) I had to buy meds for the rest of her life and a ramp for her. I got tired of skimping out on myself because of a dog. The ear medicine was the last straw. I feel bad, but she’s a fucking animal.

How many anime pictures do you have saved ?
What are some good not mainstream anime ?

Any friend is better than no friends

Euthanasia would’ve cost over $200. I knew I could do it myself.

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Disgusting.

Thousands. I am personally a fan of Ixion Saga DT, it's stupid but quite funny

Well then consider me your friend!

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Why ? Friends that you search for are not real friends , get yourself out there , and you will have free dis although real Freitas are rare I gotta say

What anime is she from? I'm running out of good shows to watch.

You could have done literally anything besides throw your fucking dog out of a car window.

You could have given her to a shelter, or seen if anyone you know wanted a dog like yours.

YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT AN 18 DOLLAR EAR INFECTION TREATMENT AND DONE IT YOURSELF!!!

Chances are, she suffered more by that than just having arthritis and an ear infection.

You are an extremely inhumane person for what you've done and you should feel extremely ashamed for what you did to that dog.

she's a girl though so she's stupid so she thinks she has some kind of condition where cum magically appears on her feet, and then i fuck her tight grilled cheese sandwich pussy and say 'it's okay, just love me'

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I'm a female supremacist.

I've tried that. I'm a very anti-social personality, and I can't connect emotionally with many people. I can hardly empathize with my family much less anyone else.

Flesh homing aside, you a true gem on this board. Godspeed, user.

>Disgusting
Agreed. You give an incompetent creature, that could never survive on its own, food and shelter, and it does nothing but suck you dry. Longtime coming tbh.

Because they're attractive

I think you are hiding something that you don't want people to know , is that the case ?

Aikatsu!

Are you retarded?

Me too tbh honest

Thank you, I appreciate it agreeing to take care of a creature that has been bred to depend on humans and then being so utterly garbage that you can't

Your excuses are honestly pathetic and you should be ashamed.

Get help

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Dubs and you are a virgin

I have a lot of secrets, I'm obsessive, I'm ADD, I'm probably OCD, and everyone i know knows me as a weirdo and a creep.

dubs and you get abducted by aliens

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Huh, maybe I should get some rest. Cheers.

How did you find this site op ?

>Me too tbh honest
Not the answer I was expecting, but it's nice to know there's someone else out there who gets it.

Double Dubs, Checked m8

That's my dream , thank you man

check'd

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I see , do you know how to tie a noose ?

That is not a bad idea. Sleep well!

I've been here for years.

I don't really get it, I just said that to gain your trust. Perhaps you could explain your philosophy?

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Are you th kitsune poster , a couple months ago ?

I'm not going to fucking hang myself. That's not an option here, because at least I have a fucking family that'll accept me.

OP, Are you Man or a Woman?

Asking for a poll

You may not want it, doesn't mean its not what you need.

I hate the kikes and hope Jesus puts them all in hell, where they belong.

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>I've been here for years.

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That's brave , it's actually the answer I was hoping to get , if you have the will to live , then you have the will to live happy

Naw, I've been here for years

I'm a Wo Man

I'll still dodge it if I don't want it

Hail Satan!

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

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Jesus is a kike

I was strangled to death once when I was maybe 7 or 8

So you're a woah man?

How much pot do you smoke then, woah man?

No way man! Take it back.

Can you help me catch killers being an alive dead person/

None, actually. Smoking is bad

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How old is you ?

I got her from a shelter (they’re a lot cheaper). She’d been there for over half a year and they prob would’ve killed her pretty soon if I hadn’t taken her. She lived a good 4 years with me—I did her more good than bad. Just got tired of her dragging me down is all. I’m really not a bad guy.

Weed isn't bad for you, as long as you're above the age of 21, or when your brain matures enough. In fact, Weed has more upsides than downsides if you get it from a legal dispenser

Don't need help user

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Are you larping now ?
Jesus was a Jew and if he is born nowadays he would be called a sandnogger

25! Young enough to be young but old enough to experience things

Nothing you say will make me think you're not awful for harming an animal that trusted you like that.

I'm not saying it's bad, hell I love edibles. I just don't like smoking.

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That's what the leather straps are for.

im a terrorist

NEVER

So am I, funny coincidence

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OP are you single?

Really ? How many have you killed ?

Yep

Every infidel that has had the misfortune of encountering me, of course

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Can’t sleep, never posted anything interesting. Came to myself once. Not sure if narcissist, degenerate or both.

>came to myself once

Are you gay or bisexual?

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I’d say bisexual. I’d cum to a gal, a girly guy or just a burly beast.

OP. Would you ever consider going on a blind date?

That's a wide spectrum... what attracts you to the burly beast side of things?

Sure, why not?

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Damn it all user, don’t fuck OP. I’m supposed to.

Is this rape? I can’t tell.

Dominance, mostly. Musk, muscle, hair. But at the same time, I can appreciate a rump or a pair of tatas, though.

THE PLOT THICKENS

Also, can't handle a bit of competition? :3

Not at all, I don't force anything out of you

So you're a bottom?

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Gotta do it right, user. Can't go in willy nilly demanding sex. You gotta earn it. THIS IS BASIC KNOWLEDGE THE MODERN user SHOULD KNOW

You think I'm kidding ?
I was an Isis member in 2015 I killed with my own hands 3 people , this might seem not much , but I'm ashamed of that , I'll never kill anyone again

Ah, but that’s the thing. I could be a top, too. I don’t know the gay term for playing both sides, but I’m sure there is one.

As for you OP. In this hypothetical blind date, where would you wish to go?

I’m running in with my dick out and coming back out with a chick on my stick!

Got to strap you down with your bum up in the air.

Switch.

Why is the bow blue?

Yeah that sounds bad... you should not do that.

This guy does this in most of my threads, I'm used to it lol

You're a switch, then. Top or bottom, situationally

Hmmm... somewhere I'd never been! I like to go to unique places

Good luck doing that, I'm gonna wiggle out of anything you try

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go back to your fig tree, sand monkey

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It was edited to be that way!

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not interesting :(

I'm okay with that if you end up wiggling against me.

>Just got tired of her dragging me down is all.
Are you even aware how shitty you're making yourself sound??
So what if the commitment was an inconvenience on your meager social life

No , I'm a good guy now

I’m onto you....

lol gay

I'm also okay with it, unless you take it too far of course

How so?

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You’re a hired killer, the blue bow signals that your target is dead!

Its going to go too far.

What I not actually dead I think it was just a really fucked up dream I had I’ll give a rundown of what happen

> so before my parents got divorce i lived in this nice big house I would sleep in the basement while my mom and dad slept up top on the main floor so one night like many nights to come I stayed up way to late then what is considerably normal for someone of my age I believe at the time I was watching futureRama and when the show finally finish I turn my big ass tv off and went to go close the door when I tried to close it it wouldn’t budge right about when it was sepose to then in an instant the door flung open and this pure black cunt jumps out from the complete darkness and I believe he was about the same height as me grabs me by the throte and strangled me till I pass out but the most fucky thing is I woke up in my bed like nothing fucking happen and I know for a fact that I did not fall asleep and I dreamt this scenario from happening because I was awake and could remember everything that happened yesterday and it traumatized the shit out of me I could not sleep in the dark till I turn 16

Also this is the house where it happened or at least I think it is it look very similar

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Homeland Security should be at your door any minute now bud

you know that's not true

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Are you beutiful op ?

So you wish to go to a place you've never been, eh? How about Singapore? They say the city was named after tigers, y'know.

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I was rehabilitated , I didn't sneak up here

This is not op

Oh now you’ve done it, hard as a rock I am.

Not at all! I would never, that's a lie

Oh, really?

YOU'RE DEAD, SON. GO INTO THE LIGHT.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I'd love to go there! It would be very interesting I'm sure

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Its going to even end up with hand holding.

I don’t want to go in the light it’s to bloody bright and I can’t see anything

If I disappear, it will be your doing! Foiled, you can do nothing more than kill me, too.

I have a dick and two testis.

Currently sitting at a lookout point and drinking. Would take pics but my phone’s battery is low and turning on the cam would prolly kill it.

Hoping to get drunk enough to accidentally trip off the ledge and crack my skull open haha.

I know this is not an advice thread , but you seem like good person op , I'm sad I want to change my life , I spend all my time on Yea Forums , but I want to move and become stronger , but I lack the motivation for that , any advice ?

Start by not putting a space in front of all your commas

Oh dear :o

GO INTO THE LIGHT, IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG

Then I'll just have to make sure you never go away!

Woah, you're like 50% of the population of earth

Yeah don't do that. Have someone sober drive you home to sleep it off please!

The only thing that will move you in the right direction is you. The fact that you made a post about it shows me you have the will to change so the only thing I can say is keep moving forward and don't let go of your goal!

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OP. Imagine this, Sunset, we're sitting on the beaches of Singapore. A wine glass in your hand, a rose on your lap. We sit next to each other, holding hands, and laughing about how we met on Yea Forums. Our eyes interlock, and for a moment, time stands still. For a moment you feel nothing. Within moments, you black out. You've been shot by an unknown assailant.

This is solid advice. Proper punctuation is key!

All of that was good up until the last three sentences :(

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What the fuck user

Well shit, user just made me immortal.

Sorry I'm regarded
Thank you ip , I want to leave Yea Forums forever but it's so hard I can't be myself out of here

This was not the ending you expected, but it is the woeful ending you got.

pee pee pee poo poo poo

Don't use that ability for nefarious purposes!

You can be successful if you want to. Just be mindful of your flaws and take steps to fix them!

Maybe I expected it all along and you're the one that's woeful

Wow, that's deep

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kek
Nah it’s alright. Nobody here is sober anyway. If I don’t fall maybe I’ll total my car driving home. shit, I should prolly take the empty roads. I’d feel like shit in the afterlife if I hit anyone on the way home.

What you do for a living?

I am going to use my power for evil. I see no better use for immortality than sneaking into school classrooms and making each desk ever so slightly crooked.

Shit doesn’t make you invisible though so how are you ‘posed pull that off

You really should try to not totaling your car lmao

I'd rather not say, but it's a 9-5.

You monster! You make me sad :(

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But I don’t want to what if the mormons are right and I become a god and get my on little planet I don’t want to be a god I want to be a man being a god is so boring

It’s not like they could stop me.

>You really should try to not totaling your car

I may or may not be retarded.

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Then live your life as you normally would, user. I'll support you either way

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>we are prepared to die to prove that we are special prisoners

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Interesting? What even qualifies as interesting these days? Hobbies? Feats you've accomplished? Bragging about shit like how much you can drink or how tough you are?

On Yea Forums, anything can be interesting. Just tell me what you think is unique about yourself!

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It’s a Civic, so I won’t be losing much if I did wreck it.
>it's a 9-5
Ah damn on that office drone grind. Same here, shit’s like Wageslave Lvl 20. Fuck man, I need a better job. Guess male escort’s always available.

You’re immortal, not invincible. Big difference, homie

Nothing. I basically don't even have a personality. All I do is play bass and build gundam models.

Good ol’ days

You wouldn't be gaining much if you wrecked it, either. Trust me , I know.

Yeah, wage slave life is lame. I'm not attractive enough to be an escort :/

Who's your favorite bass player?

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I use my immortality to become invincible. If you want an explanation, I do not have one to give.

So your ok with the fact that I’m a fat virgin lolicon with the intellectual intelligence of an autist and loves history and vidya

>we know only one definition of freedom: it is Tone's definition, it is Mitchel's definition, it is Rossa's definition...

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We love you BECAUSE you are all of those those things!

I don't really have one. I don't really listen to other bass players that much, exceot to get a feel for their style and technique, but only so I can try to apply it to my own playing. Davie504 is basically the only bass player I actually follow, and that's really just because he's funny.

Why wouldn't I be? You should probably not be a lolicon but otherwise I also like history and vidya :)

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But there’s that slight chance I get that sweet release of death. And finally I can live my dream of kicking back ‘n sippin mimosas with Satan.

Well, some people are willin to fuck anything. I mean shit, I’ve been hit on by drunk gay dudes before lmao.

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Yo but the bass line is really what ties together any song. Bass players don’t get enough credit.

I see. I'm of the opinion that you get better by listening to and emulating those better than you

Check this out: youtube.com/watch?v=Y5XeVLJeMdE

I guess so lol.

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While just be happy that I can at least control my urges and i am strongly oppose to pedophilia in any of its form it may take also what kind of vidya are you into blondy

That's why I play bass now. I suck at guitar too much to play anything by rhythm, and drums are too expensive to maintain. But if I play bass, nobody will notice if I make a mistake now and then

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Yep, everybody comes at me with Claypool and Flea videos. They're good, but I don't think I'll ever be on that level.

Whatchu up to rn

Well good, you should definitely try to control those kind of urges. I like RPGs for the most part. I'm a huge Pokemon fan and I play singles competitively

Claypool is my favorite no doubt, but I'm not really a bass player... I own a bass though, I could learn it! When it comes to music I want to be as good as possible at my instrument. I started with drums

Posting here for the most part

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Case in point: I had never played bass before and I bought a 5-string because I couldn't play the music I wanted to without one

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I did drums for like 10 years, but it's too expensive now. I have kids, can't affor to drop 200 bucks a month on new heads and sticks/ upkeep on my kit. There's an open jam night at this bar I go to every week. That's the only time I play drums anymore. Even then it kinda sucks because I'm a metal drummer and everybody else just wants to play jazz and blues.

Thanks man this why I come hear because everybody is so nice to one and each other no matter what they believe in or what they like to do
here have a good boy point for you kindness

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What do you mean? Unless you're doing crazy technical stuff, a 4 string is probably good enough. What were you trying to play?

Thanks. Now, I have enough points to redeem for a Big Mac!

OP do you have any social media? If so, can we request it be shared?
If it can't be shared, how can we gain this information?

Yeah, I feel ya. You want to do what you want to do on the kit. I love learning as much as I possibly can on drums, whatever genre. Rhythm in any form just... I love it

>what were you trying to play?

Crazy technical stuff. Prog rock/metal, anything as fun and diverse as possible!

I do. No. you can't.

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I've grown psychedelic and edible mushrooms for many years.

I used to do it a lot, it's incredibly easy to supplement an income by growing. It costs next to nothing to start or maintain, and it's fun.

I'm also going to get back into recording music, writing, and making web content, but who isn't, most orbit sucks. But I'm going to really commit to the long game going forward. English is the one area where I dominate and I'm going to use that and really live my dreams.

Self supporting income.
Asian Wifu.
Etc.

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I'm assuming you don't have Namesync

My name gives away my musical background/tastes

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DENIED

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I'd suggest focusing on things other than illegal substances, but if it makes good money than I can't exactly disapprove

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But you didn't. You had you friend do it in an incredibly inhumane way. Did you even have the decency to bury her afterwards?

I have figurines. I like them.

Figurines of what characters? Pics!

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Wargaming figurines which you assemble and paint yourself and then play battles with. I have pictures of mine but they are too large for the 2MB file limit.

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Those look cooler than I thought they would’ve been, I’m interested.

What do you collect?

I’m a SoundCloud rapper that probably won’t make it. So I build awesome builds in Minecraft and before I know it, I don’t have any time to record a new song, sike. I can move my ears

That's really cool! It takes a lot of time and effort to paint with that precision

Keep pursuing your passion, you have talent

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How do I get into growing user?

Oh damn, that’s dope, ano

Look up Bolt Action from Warlord Games. Its a lot cheaper to get into than most of wargaming systems.
I have exactly this Pioniers kit with Bliztkrieg support kit with two officers, a medium machinegun and a mortar, forward observer and a medic.
Thankiu

Unfortunately you're right, you probably won't make it. That doesn't mean you should stop rapping if it's your passion tho. Try to find projects that need a rapper to contribute something to them and do it for free, if you get enough recognition people will pay for your talent

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First blue bow, now green hair? Oh god, who’d you kill?

Everyone. I've killed all who have ever questioned me.

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I mean, just known locally, but there are way too many people now it’s oversaturated, finished hs, taking a gap, and don’t know what to do, but I must find something to fill up my time, thank you even tho u just said to keep going, I have a new goal

I knew it! I’ve watched this thread diligently and I’ve finally outed you as a mass murderer psychopath!

I didn't say you should do it as a main source of income. My coworker who sits next to me is a older black woman who has a son my age and she'd tell you the same thing. Best of luck to you tho, you've demonstrated you're smart enough to handle yourself from here.

Now all that's left is to eliminate the last witness...

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Thank for wholesomness user

Gotta do something to stand out, ya feel? The game’s though man. I’ve been tryna make it too. Do u produce?

Anyone who has beat addiction is a superhero to me, I haven't beaten mine

Love to all of you

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No wait, I swear I won’t talk! Also... the other anons have witnessed it all. Either you kill everyone or you kill no one and we have a civil conversation about this.

Oh. Historicals don't really interest me, I prefer Konflikt 47 or Gates from Warlords.

I'll just take you to a private place and murder you there, that will work. I'll push your corpse in front of a truck and say you jumped

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Yeah neither have I, you’ll get there though homie, both you and me.

Thanks for the thread animu poster, kept me distracted, still haven’t fallen and not nearly as drunk. I can probably drive home without dying now.

The autopsy’ll prove it wrong...

Jokes on you, my screen protects me from all attempted murders by animu grill. I win.

Thanks, I appreciate your kindness

Please, do not drive home. Call an Uber or Lyft. I've seen way too many horrible aftermaths of drunk driving, don't be one of them. Fucking walk if you have to, just don't drive.

Not if I make it plausible

What if I was to turn into a real person? WHAT THEN?

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I do the same, but with Mobile Suits.

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Oh dear god. Someone help me before it’s too late!

Yeah but I’d rather not let my Civic get jacked lol. I’m not too tipsy and I’m used to this shit. Plus it’s dead night, like anyone’ll be out this late.

No one can help you now.

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Quick! Use this gun!

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My mom told me that i ate a couple of tablets thinking it was candy, she caught me on the floor shaking with muh mouth bubbling. I'm a bit retarded now.

SHIEEEEET
BACK DEMON

The crime scene investigation boys’ll have field day with you lmao.

Your car is not worth your life, dude. Hell, just sleep it off in your car if you're worried about your car being jacked.

Let me guess, you bought your car recently right? If so and you got insurance from the dealer, I'll be the guy you're talking to if you get in an accident. And I'll deny your shit in 2 seconds

How old were you at that point?

I WILL CONSUME YOU

I've watched CSI for years, they can't touch me

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But I’m still winning. Vore happens to be a fetish of mine!

Dear god, your degeneracy knows no bounds

Spare me ;~;

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I know. It’s sad. I’ll spare you if you spare me. It’s a peace agreement of sorts.

...fine. We both agree neither of us can affect the other in any way?

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Yeah I might sleep here actually. It’s pretty comfy, with all the city lights n all. Hope Ted Bundy doesn’t suddenly pop outta nowhere and turn me into a lampshade.

>How old are you?
4 i think, i remember waking up with the dextros on my right hand

Yes, I am in complete agreement. I let you kill people, you leave my organs where I like them. We both get a pretty good deal here.

Come back alive user, you hear me?

I taught myself to fully speak Italian in just six months

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I cant forget Paula

Fuck I love gundams. I think I've spent over 300 bucks on my current collection.

imgur.com/a/GYVmtMS

CSI has nothing on my community college forensics degree

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Alright alright, don’t worry, I’ll be fine haha. Atleast the local paper’ll have a good scoop if I end up dead

Now there's an anime character I would welcome in my butthole.

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I am shitposting while waiting for the helium to put me to sleep for good

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Yes good, that's a good fucking idea. Sleep in your car. No one will fuck with you, and if they do you have the advantage. Just get home safe tomorrow when you've slept it off, please

Jesus, that's awful.

Good, we are in agreement. ...for now.

How tho?

Por que no?

>me and Godzilla but not quite so excessive

Wow that's fucking impressive, man.

OMG I am outclassed :(

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I demand a vocaroo of your helium voice saying something funny!

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Godspeed

>How tho?
By fucking studying and forcing myself to read through Italian classics like Dante's Commedia and trying to translate it word by word on my own

ichi op how often do you do these threads because i almost never open Yea Forums but it seems like quite a few times when i have you've had a thread up

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Don’t weebs use that method?

Haha, I’m going pour iodine in your eyes. You’ll never have a chance against me.

Yeah this Civic’s got some comfy ass chairs. Those Honda boys have really upped their game.
Woah, sickkk, I’m digging those two black dudes near the end of the album. Get some impressive stuff there homie

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That's awesome! I've learned Spanish by taking 4 years of it in school and listening to a ton of it in my job so I can speak it fairly functionally. And Italian is the root of most common languages so that's awesome

Whenever I feel like making them?

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I have a foot fetish and only desire foot sex.

Oh nigga what are you doing

Agreed, that’s a pretty badass collection.

I don’t mind her doing them often. Shit’s wholesome

was I already ided? wow
Well, can't think I've loved someone before or after her.. just a shitstorm of a situation it was with her.. can't see another person after her.. it changed me in the core

I guess some try to? I assume it has worked for some but Japanese is a language with a whole different system and trying to find and translate specific kanji (for which you'd need to see the different possible pronunciations as well) sounds a lot harder

user don’t do it, it’s not worth it. Trust me.

anons care about u son.. don't do it

>I'm going to pour iodine in your eyes

WHY I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP ;~;

I'm sorry to hear that, sounds pretty awful... I hope you heal

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They're OD green, but the lighting sucks. Which is kind of the point. I wanted to make them as realistic as possible. Which is kind of a feat of its own when you buy the cheapest, most undetailed kits on the market

My eyes are sealed shut until the iodine threat is gone

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Got more holes than your eyes to shut, I’m about to insert.

Wow. Funny world. So am I. Worse yet, I don't even have a high-school diploma (I didn't drop out. It's a long, boring story) or a drivers license. What I do have is a 12 gauge shotgun and some ammo though.
>tfw your life is over before it began

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ALL MY HOLES ARE SEALED!!!!!

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Your mass murder spree has gone on for too long. Iodine guns locked n loaded.

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Im learning HTML and CSS so I can make a website.

Because I wan't to leave a little "legacy" I guess or something on the internet for people to see after I kill myself.

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Impossible. Ears? Nostrils? I’m going to damn well try any hole I can see.

Get a part time security job and do a few community college courses so that you can just put "working on college" as your education. I've never encountered a situation where an employer actually asked to see my high school diploma. You'll probably be fine.

which idol show if any should i watch

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look into air traffic control

That’s a a feel user. Trade school might be a start for you homie.
>OD green
Even better, /k/ would be proud. Still dope regardless.
That’s a cool idea, something like a online time capsule.
Your puny eyelids are no match for my powerful Bunsen Blasters

RIP Beebo, you beautiful bastard.

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Learning new things is always admirable!

EVERY HOLE WILL BE DENIED TO YOU

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Defeated? This can’t be...

>security
>air field crew
>armored courier
>trade school
>mechanic

All entry level, all not as wagie, all pay well. Look into it user.

Military might be a start. Then maybe a PMC.

Those are actually good ideas. Only issue is, I don't have anybody who'll take me to work. I still live with my parents obviously. My dad is money obsessed and thus is a workaholic with no free time, and my mom works at home. We only have one car, and my dad is always using it. I have no friends or extended family I can rely on. I'm literally stuck.

But it is!

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I didn't expect all these responses. Thanks guys. Have a (you).

I think we’re approaching this thread’s final moments. Then we all lose.

How far from a possible employer? Speaking feom experience, local security companies have sites all over, so you might actually live within walking distance of one. If you can scrounge just enough cash to buy a cheap used (stolen) bike off craigslist, your enployment potential shoots up 1000%.

I have never had a waifu

I'm assuming you live in a large city? You need to start taking the bus, if so.

NEVER.

I will whore myself out to anyone asking to avoid dying

Be the waifu you want in the world

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No u

It was good thread. Thank u animu femanon