Me on day 286 of no poop November

Me on day 286 of no poop November

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I still remember day one, I naive child I once was...

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DAMN see a doctor

>365 days isn't long at all! This will be a Breeze!, your pathetic 'Challange' is nothing compared to what power I possess, George!

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...and blind I was, to the changes that lead me to become the monster I am now. But George could see it, and he knew it was too late.

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me, now on day 30 of no poop November.
>Your weak challenge was no match for my skills you insolent fool!

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Obama, you've taken this too far! it was supposed to be a game, for fun! but look at yourself, You're a monster!

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>Who are you to to make claims of such arrogance? you make me laugh. HAH! ME? A MONSTER? Must I remind you of what happened in September?

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>September? No, he couldn't possibly mean...

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>Surely George, mustn't you remember?

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I swear Barrack, I have no idea what you-

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>DO YOU REMEMBER, GEORGE??
>DO YOU REMBER THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

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Oh, right. Yes Obama, thank you for reminding me.

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Wait a minute, Obama, you are looking kinda different.

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Midnight has struck, and my power is reaching its maximum state! You have yet to see me in my final form!

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HHHUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Lord... have mercy on me

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TO BE CONTINUED....

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Yeah um, what the fuck?

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it's really is that kind of feeling......

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that's why I visit this board

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I had a good lol reading this thread thx O.P.

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Based Bronn bringin' the bants

>IM IN THE FUCKING SKY GEORGE

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>AND YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA FUCKING DO GEORGE?

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BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

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>AHAHAHAHA I BLEW UP THE FUCKING EMPIRE STATE BUILDING GEORGE

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obama, how could you...

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OBONBU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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obama, *sniffles* iv'e been hiding something from you this whole time. I too have been participating in no poop November.

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i'm currently in the middle of no eat August, wish me luck

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YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE

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IT'S HAPPENING
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BW>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>My lazers, they have turned to liquid. What have I done. George, you were my best friend.

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ONE MONTH LATER

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>A whole month gone and still no poop.
>It's been too long, now 60 days on no poop November, and I think I have not only lost my best friend, but my ability to poop.

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>Damn it Goerge, why did you have to go and make me so constipated...

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>fuck it, im going to bed.

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Hey there old friend, I understand why you did what you did.
I forgive you.

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lol niggers

add me in your screenshot kek

guys can you tone it down? my mom is monitoring my internet activity. thanks

tell you're mom i want to fuck her

ok this is epic

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[A voice, calling from behind]: I miss him too, Barack.

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>Bill, What are you doing here?

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I knew you would be here.

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and I came to give you this.

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>George.... George wrote this?

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Barak, he didn't just write this, he invented no poop November.

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ten years earlier

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You see that toilet over there bill?

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What about it?

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It's been at least 28 days since I have used that darn thing, I've gone all of November with no poop.

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and I have theorized that pooping does no good for the body. We have many hidden powers that pooping simply requires us to flush away.

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There's no way that could be true, people need to poop!

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Here, Bill, I have been writing about my findings in a comprehensive journal. Please, take this and join me in my journey in unlocking the full human potential. Transcend with me.

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this is crazy talk George, get that fucking book out of my face. I'm leaving.

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BILL, WAIT, BILL, PLEASE! DONT GO BILL, WE CAN BECOME THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, SUPER HUMANS. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME BILL YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE!

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つづく

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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this entire thread is a trip

what happens next?!?!?
I need the next installment it's getting so interesting!

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lol that lizard is feeling sexy