Me on day 286 of no poop November
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August 15, 2019 - 04:00
I still remember day one, I naive child I once was...
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August 15, 2019 - 04:01
>365 days isn't long at all! This will be a Breeze!, your pathetic 'Challange' is nothing compared to what power I possess, George!
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August 15, 2019 - 04:03
...and blind I was, to the changes that lead me to become the monster I am now. But George could see it, and he knew it was too late.
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August 15, 2019 - 04:05
me, now on day 30 of no poop November. >Your weak challenge was no match for my skills you insolent fool!
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August 15, 2019 - 04:07
Obama, you've taken this too far! it was supposed to be a game, for fun! but look at yourself, You're a monster!
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August 15, 2019 - 04:09
>Who are you to to make claims of such arrogance? you make me laugh. HAH! ME? A MONSTER? Must I remind you of what happened in September?
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August 15, 2019 - 04:15
>September? No, he couldn't possibly mean...
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August 15, 2019 - 04:17
>Surely George, mustn't you remember?
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August 15, 2019 - 04:20
I swear Barrack, I have no idea what you-
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August 15, 2019 - 04:22
>DO YOU REMEMBER, GEORGE?? >DO YOU REMBER THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?
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August 15, 2019 - 04:25
Oh, right. Yes Obama, thank you for reminding me.
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August 15, 2019 - 04:29
Wait a minute, Obama, you are looking kinda different.
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August 15, 2019 - 04:37
Midnight has struck, and my power is reaching its maximum state! You have yet to see me in my final form!
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August 15, 2019 - 04:38
HHHUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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August 15, 2019 - 04:40
Lord... have mercy on me
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August 15, 2019 - 04:42
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August 15, 2019 - 04:47
TO BE CONTINUED....
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August 15, 2019 - 04:57
Yeah um, what the fuck?
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August 15, 2019 - 06:56
it's really is that kind of feeling......
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August 15, 2019 - 07:26
that's why I visit this board
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August 15, 2019 - 14:55
I had a good lol reading this thread thx O.P.
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August 15, 2019 - 15:03
Based Bronn bringin' the bants
August 15, 2019 - 16:10
>IM IN THE FUCKING SKY GEORGE
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August 15, 2019 - 16:23
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August 15, 2019 - 16:25
>AND YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA FUCKING DO GEORGE?
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August 15, 2019 - 16:26
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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August 15, 2019 - 16:29
>AHAHAHAHA I BLEW UP THE FUCKING EMPIRE STATE BUILDING GEORGE
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August 15, 2019 - 16:30
obama, how could you...
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August 15, 2019 - 16:34
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August 15, 2019 - 16:40
OBONBU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 15, 2019 - 16:41
obama, *sniffles* iv'e been hiding something from you this whole time. I too have been participating in no poop November.
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August 15, 2019 - 16:46
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August 15, 2019 - 16:50
i'm currently in the middle of no eat August, wish me luck
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August 15, 2019 - 16:51
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE
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August 15, 2019 - 17:04
BW>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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August 15, 2019 - 17:14
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August 15, 2019 - 17:23
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August 15, 2019 - 17:30
>My lazers, they have turned to liquid. What have I done. George, you were my best friend.
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August 15, 2019 - 17:35
ONE MONTH LATER
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August 15, 2019 - 17:50
>A whole month gone and still no poop. >It's been too long, now 60 days on no poop November, and I think I have not only lost my best friend, but my ability to poop.
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August 15, 2019 - 17:52
>Damn it Goerge, why did you have to go and make me so constipated...
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August 15, 2019 - 17:57
>fuck it, im going to bed.
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August 15, 2019 - 17:59
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August 15, 2019 - 18:04
Hey there old friend, I understand why you did what you did. I forgive you.
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August 15, 2019 - 18:08
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August 15, 2019 - 18:14
add me in your screenshot kek
August 15, 2019 - 19:22
guys can you tone it down? my mom is monitoring my internet activity. thanks
August 15, 2019 - 20:03
tell you're mom i want to fuck her
August 15, 2019 - 20:04
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August 16, 2019 - 02:59
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August 16, 2019 - 03:00
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August 16, 2019 - 03:02
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August 16, 2019 - 03:03
[A voice, calling from behind]: I miss him too, Barack.
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August 16, 2019 - 03:15
>Bill, What are you doing here?
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August 16, 2019 - 03:15
I knew you would be here.
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August 16, 2019 - 03:22
and I came to give you this.
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August 16, 2019 - 03:25
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August 16, 2019 - 03:34
>George.... George wrote this?
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August 16, 2019 - 03:38
Barak, he didn't just write this, he invented no poop November.
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August 16, 2019 - 03:43
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August 16, 2019 - 03:51
ten years earlier
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August 16, 2019 - 15:33
You see that toilet over there bill?
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August 16, 2019 - 15:35
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August 16, 2019 - 15:37
What about it?
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August 16, 2019 - 15:38
It's been at least 28 days since I have used that darn thing, I've gone all of November with no poop.
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August 16, 2019 - 15:40
and I have theorized that pooping does no good for the body. We have many hidden powers that pooping simply requires us to flush away.
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August 16, 2019 - 15:43
There's no way that could be true, people need to poop!
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August 16, 2019 - 15:46
Here, Bill, I have been writing about my findings in a comprehensive journal. Please, take this and join me in my journey in unlocking the full human potential. Transcend with me.
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August 16, 2019 - 15:54
this is crazy talk George, get that fucking book out of my face. I'm leaving.
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August 16, 2019 - 15:56
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August 16, 2019 - 16:04
BILL, WAIT, BILL, PLEASE! DONT GO BILL, WE CAN BECOME THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, SUPER HUMANS. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME BILL YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE!
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August 16, 2019 - 16:11
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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August 16, 2019 - 19:17
this entire thread is a trip
August 16, 2019 - 19:24
what happens next?!?!? I need the next installment it's getting so interesting!
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August 16, 2019 - 19:52
lol that lizard is feeling sexy
August 16, 2019 - 19:58