What does Yea Forums think about birds?

doctor who said that they get a little derpy if you don't change the batteries

Attached: jkeinddzei421.jpg (450x679, 41K)

you can't fool ME government!!!!!

Hi, Jon

Attached: image0.jpg (584x585, 54K)

What about chicken?

Attached: download (24).jpg (277x182, 12K)

Birds are the coolest

Attached: JPEG_20180531_153756.jpg (1024x938, 175K)

nothing but sky vermin.
shit on everything and they carry disease!
wipe them out and all evidence of their existence ASAP

Attached: 4217070779_be402ce6cf_b[1].jpg (1024x768, 342K)

Well, driving that moped to carwash would be slippery...

>they carry disease!
Stop licking bird shit. Only people with AIDS are affected by bird disease, which is good.
Buttfuckers must suffer

birds carry evil spirits

some do, most don't
youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

Attached: dnai raelu.jpg (675x1184, 47K)

mine is no longer with us. She lived 26 good years. She was older than my oldest kid.

Over the years I've had everything from budgies to macaws (the macaws were a rescue.. just got them healthy and happy and re-homed them.. didn't have the time they needed to keep them 50 years)

That is a penis, not balls.

>implying ducks don't have testicles
kys

Attached: 10-2.jpg (1707x2560, 828K)

When i was like 12 i had a parrot. I fed him, gave him water, cleaned his cage etc the fucker would bite my hand for no reason.

Was it getting needful walks? Was it tamed?
If no - you deserve those bites.

Attached: parrot_bites_nose.jpg (630x415, 96K)

dat aint birb

Bet he had a reason

John murdered his co-host

I did what i could. He had a previous owner.

user is clearly a nigger. Birds hate the smell.

Then he was an asshole.
Most parrots can't smell a fuck.
But it is true, they hate niggers for some reason.

so do humans kek

is that pic shopped?

i used to have a black capped conure like that.
those things can be the most loving things ever. they only learn like 1 or 2 words though max

>if you have to ask...

Attached: 1564522591470.jpg (600x600, 56K)

some taste good. others are great companions, but they are a lot of work.

I used to love birds, until seagull shitted on my hotdog.

did it taste any different than a pre-shitted on hotdog does?

Attached: 1654-p-ad57715a95e2a8e8c5a0a1e42e79d31a4f52f0e9c0f043d098d4a76ff3e80799.jpg (500x362, 48K)

you deserved it you fucking pleb.

actually seagulls are assholes, so fuck those guys

Seagulls are cunts of the highest order

I don't know, but that sky nigger instantly dive bombed into trashcan I threw that shitted hotdog in.
>you deserved it you fucking pleb.
No.
>actually seagulls are assholes, so fuck those guys
Yes
Yes

Birds will always bite, its their nature.

They are overpowered.

It seems different types seem to have specific personalities, and I have never heard of a friendly seagull

Boreed? why not check this cool server, full of hot lewds of females and traps!

discord gg/7e5ce36

They look friendly, but they are evil

people like you make me sick!
you should have ate that hotdog you wasteful faggot!
shitted on or not shitted on appreciate what you get.

If I had microwave handy, I would probably throw away the bun, wipe hot dog and heat it. But since I had no microwave or kettle handy, I had to throw it away, because getting extra salmonella would make me shit twice as liquid.

hot dog more likely to give salmonella than bird this

Attached: 65659645.jpg (700x347, 33K)

Well, it would be dead and safe, since hot dogs are usually boiled. Fresh seagull shit would have salmonella which is alive and would make me fly on reactive shit jet.

tweet tweet mofo

Attached: TRUMP.jpg (259x194, 8K)

I hope eagle uses Trump as shitting post.

Attached: leaky eagle.jpg (2048x1302, 244K)

BAVI

Attached: pest removing.jpg (750x500, 52K)

Fuck birds

Don't fuck birds.

Chickens are super friendly, but messy as fuck

Some birds are just ass holes.

Theres a Wal-Mart that has 1000 crows there. Its fucking insane. I buy bird food and throw it at my friends and all the crows just gang bang them.

Befriend 1000 crows.

All birds are messy.
Really, owning bird is a synonym to "get shitted every time"

That’s not what I meant but now I’m definitely gonna fuck a bird

What does birds think about Yea Forums?

Attached: 1565492212675.jpg (475x475, 34K)

Aside from the bird shit on everything, pretty cool little creatures

Never owned a bird, but fuck parrots and shit. If I could ONE bird it would be a raven or a crow. Unfortunately its fucking illegal to own them in the vast majority of States. Crows are fucking EVERYWHERE so I don't get why they're a protected species....They are smart as fuck and look cool.

BANTI

Attached: 6d2d210.jpg (1034x882, 66K)

Have a caique and a senegal. They're fucking awesome, but a lot of work.

Attached: IMG_20181231_021148.jpg (3120x2789, 1.07M)