Dubs decide

If this is literally the first time you talked to her, and never met in real life, ignore her.

Say you only discuss money in person. If she isn't willing to meet you, leave it. If you meet her up, drink a little booze with her and ask what will she be willing to do for the money. Don't give her shit unless you get at least a blowjob.

ONLY IF SHE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR JUNK

Sure but what do i get in return for my good action of the day?

Cash for ass. Plain and simple.

Sure, how's $100 sound?

instead of gas money, just give her a ride. she must be topless and she must be jerking you off until she gets to work

I'll give you more than 10 for some good nudes

I'll give you $20 if you let me fuck you

Winrar

Yea I'm not touching that bros

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Rules are rules

You just had to say it, pussy out if you want, but pussy is pussy.

Diamond needs some cream.

How about this, fart in a mason jar and seal it for me. I’ll pay you $50 if you huff your farts with me and make out with me over the freshly cracked seal of the mason jar so we can smell it and taste it together.

Roll

*nervously fiddles with my fedora and makes puppy eyes*
I- I- I'm sorry, m'lady. I did not mean to proposition you so forwardly. Will you be my lady?
*kisses your cheek, bending awkwardly to hide my erection*
I've been meaning to do that for awhile

Holy fucking shit can you say this? This is amazing

Some thots will hit you up for that small amount of cash, like they aren't a thot. It's not like she hasn't sold her pussy before, so put on the table.

Roll

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Winrar

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How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can’t shit right for a week?

OP disappear

Fucking post it op!
He rolled for it. Now deliver!

How close are you? I'd give her gas money if we were friends. I don't know why it's an issue.
If we were acquaintances then no, I wouldn't. Thats some rude as shit on her part.

Also if I get dubs, say this. Including this part.

Literally OP

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He's on tinder

Double dubs don’t lie, faggot.

Shes gonna unmatch me lmao

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Match somebody else and keep thread going. Just swipe right on everybody.

Fuck it ima just kill myself while jacking off to you, win win for everyone

This is perfect, this is how people should use these silly swipe dating apps. To fucking troll people, to troll the degenerate folks of the world who can't afford anything.

Got anyone else?

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