Be me (dude)

Reading this made my brain hurt. Learn to write coherent fucking sentences, you shit for brains neanderthal. You deserve the lonliness that comes from being the bitch you are. Fuck you.

Seconded. I actually have nfi what the fuck OP said.

now that write that again but make it readable

I have no other way of putting it tbh

There's that fag talk again

Did you drop out of school?
Why can't you write an intelligible sentence?

>have "bffl" (gal) of 4 years til i went over to her house just boolin
Can someone translate this into English?

basically what are the likes of us to come into each other's lives to be cool with everything that happened that seems like nothing?...

coolin boolin (chilling) nigga

Learn some fucking sentence structure you idiot.

Maybe a fucking thesaurus as well because your vocabulary is fucking horrific.

Anyone else? English please.

Stfu and learn how to communicate with others. Going back to high school might help. I hear night classes work wonders for dumbasses like you!

we were friends until that incident of us chilling together happened pretty much.

This makes even less sense than anything in the OP

This is now a Faye Reagan tribute thread cuz op sucks

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fuck it bc if i explain again
ppl wouldn't understand

Do you want to know how I know you have high melanin content?

Try using full words
Try using normal words
Try using full sentences
Try using punctuation
Try having an IQ above 80

Sounds good to me.

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Just me or do you get early Lindsay Lohan vibes and it's the only reason why you jacked off to her in the first place

And whose fault would that be?

clearly mine bc how i speak

Ofc you missed out. If ANY girl wants to get high with you, you immediately start stripping down and holding her down. You fucking idiot

You dumb ass, she's probably fat ugly and full of beta cum. She basically asked you to put it inside her but you are dummy ! FUCK YOU NIGER

thread pic related bc semi looks like faye imo
she was 11/10 that day
never seen her so done up like that before especially with her ass in leggings ;_;

Why don't you just say something? Send her a dick pic, i'm guessing you're one of thsoe guys she lets orbit just in case

LOL 4 YEARS IN ORBIT. I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU

Imagine knowing a girl for 4 years and not getting to lick her asshole. Lol just kys bro

been a year since we've talked, blocked all comms. done for

what the fuck is bffl then???

blocking faggot from ladypussy

if a guy ever uses the term best friend for life with a female you are automatically gay. Are you sure you aren't at least bi OP? How can you turn down pussy and continue to post on Yea Forums?

dunno, just sumn we made up thinking everything would be fine until now. even have 1st dance song together but idt feelings are actually mutual between me and her

Alright. I have translated this to the best of my ability. also

Fuck you and your fucking ebonics Jarmarkus.

>be me (male)
>have "best friend for life" (girl) of 4 years
>go over over to her house
>bored as fuck
>no plan to make sexual advances on her because she has “issues with other dudes”
>in the bedroom, which then moves on to chilling in living room
>not really talking with her much
This is the part where I’m going to assume, because it’s pretty fucking horrific.
>she runs off to bathroom, I proceed to check her phone to see if she had any intentions about wanting to fuck
>phone displays “Songs to have sex to”
>laugh to myself awkwardly and proclaim “I don’t get it”

also
>had talked to one of her closest friends a long time before this in the past if I liked her more than just a friend, but I dodged the question because I know her type of guy, and it isn’t me

Anyways
>she comes back out of the bathroom
>ask her if she wants to smoke her pen and get high but dodges question
>ask again, while reflecting on how much of a fucking illiterate nigger I am, and my inability to communicate at a socially acceptable and understandable level
>go to her room and go into her things to find her pen (not intending to panty raid)
>come back with the pen and we both get faded
>she lays down on the couch ass out, with enough space for me to lay behind her
>Instead of laying behind her, I proceed to pull of the blanket that was on top of her, and she gets (allegedly) “fake grumpy”
>believe she’d fight for it back in a playful way, but just asks up
>like the nigger sperg I am, I ask if I can kiss her after this masterful romantic social interaction.
>freaks out and says no, and her face becomes red like a tomato
>her family ends up coming home, and I have other plans to do, so she drives me to [location of other plans]
>ends with awkward car ride

Sometime after:
>continue to bug her through text and do something with her, but doubtful that it will happen because she always has plans with other people
>annoyed as fuck at this point
>that ended up being the last time hung out alone
>other times after that she was being weird as fuck, and eventually we stopped talking, but I still wonder what’s running through her head, if she even thinks of me anymore
What are the chances of being us being cool again, as friends?
Did I miss signs to make a move on her?

TL;DR - An autistic nigger tries to make a move on the girl who he's friendzoned by and it doesn't work.

I didn't try to make a move, bc how fucking beta would i be if i got denied after doing such things as laying behind her or actually going in for the kill

OP doesn't realize how much of a beta you are. Just move on, why the fuck are you hung up on a ho? They give you 2 seconds of thought and you write paragraphs and manifesto. fuck you faggot. get some help

send her a nude you fucker

>>ask if i can kiss her

This is what I'm counting as making a move.

Is that pic pre-warts and worms?

If you ever asked a girl for a kiss after the age of 18 then I feel extreme sadness for your beta ass.

bait for her to really tell me what's on her mind. tells me "you're like a brother" meanwhile i really wanted to tell me her i am her bro forreal, but i guess not how it worked out. also, asks if i was fucking with another woman who i have all intentions of actually getting with

I concur

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proceeding on

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I miss the whores from the late 2000's.

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You said before that you had no plan on getting with her, which means you were not really interested.
And now you just said that you there was another woman that you had actual intentions of getting with.

So, why would you ask to kiss her? There are a thousand better questions to ask to try and figure out your standing with her.

I hired Ava Devine as an escort in 2011 for the night in vegas. I was not disappointed. She was down for everything.It wasn't about looks I just wanted a fucking uber whore that night.

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it was to fuck with her if she said yeah i wouldn't have made a move and really make her break down why she was being a quiet fuck, i know sometimes silence is a key to relationships but it seemed to different than other times we would be together.

are you a native english speaker? if so please re-learn english before posting again.

How much was it

aiii

2k

Good choice friend

No one cares about your made up story incel

blamo

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Anyone see what scene she did when she was high on heroin? She clearly didn't know what the fuck was going on. the site may have been heavyonhotties.com

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i will have to look for that

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But but but, do you remember that scene she did with Rebecca Linares.

It's the scene that got her blacklisted. She then got fat and went over and did a few Jap porns.

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why did she get black listed for this scene?

I did porn in the mid-2000's and currently married to Lani Lane. Ask me anything. You may remember me from my tattoo of bullets around my thigh

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She was high as a fucking kite man.

Of all things to get you black listed in porn? What was she on?

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is this supposed to be English?

all you have to do is watch the scene user. She was on heroin. Her suitcase boyfriend that she did a ton of scenes with did a thing on reddit a few years ago saying she got on the night train and go blackballed.

How did Hannah Hilton feel? Seemed like she might be a cunt on the streets

go

Will do

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Fuck off

No one cares about your lies

thank you kind user for translating

So much this!

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