The secrets just keep coming

Was his dick bigger than yours?

I share nudes of my exgf on Yea Forums
PIC RELATED

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Considering I was 7 years old, yeah that's pretty much a given.

I am Spartacus

I have a loved a girl I call LS most of my life. At least for 13 years if not longer. I don't know how to act around her, though. The most telling example being my drug use. The only reason I started is related to her somehow. If I could just make love to her or someone like her - the one - basically, all would be good in Lala-land. Until that day comes, I in a way, am not fulfilled

What did he do at 7?

Back again in case any anons from the last thread show up. It seemed like you had more questions when the thread died.
BJ Girl

Started a sexual relationship with me, figured that was fairly obvious from my initial post.

No faggot, be specific. Like what acts did he do with you. Jesus.

He's clearly larping and too lazy to actually make up a story

Considering I used the term "sexual", we clearly only held hands.
We had sex.

No it's just a fucking retarded question.

And you're a retarded queer

Eh, bisexual at most, still lean more towards females.

I have mini existential crises where I get paralyzed by the thought of failure or emptiness.

Ok dumbfuck, since you apparently don't know that the word "sexual" encompasses a nearly infinite range of activities, did you suck his dick? Did he suck yours? Did he fuck your ass? Did you jerk him off, did he jerk off your little pecker?

See Unless you want to argue that "sex" encompasses 'a nearly infinite range of activities'.

I have proof the SCP Foundation is real. I’ve witnessed one in person.

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Which one?

Proof?

I saw SCP 115 heading north on I-95 past Vero Beach. I decided to follow it and I took a picture.

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for one fuck?

I found a pocket pussy in my trash the other day when I went out to clean from where a raccoon got into it. One of my roommates must've thrown it out, but I don't really care. I've been fucking it ever since nonstop every time my girlfriend goes to work

Kek
>Cheating on your wife
>Posting about it on the internet
Ok faggot I'll be sure to tell your entire family about it

After the kids were born my wife got real vanilla. Been fucking guys in the mouth and ass since. Glad I got a posse of them lined up before CL was shut down. They get throat fuct, eat my ass and take an ass pounding like the faggots they are. Sometimes I also let my dog lick my asshole while a beat off.

>Not having a job
>Cheating on your wife with dirty trash
Fuck you nigger

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Shut up you fucking loser you probably ask 13 year old boys if they want to deepthroat you and laugh when they ask "WTF Is a Deepthroat? Is it like a fish?"

Yeah buddy hate to break it to you but you're absolutely fucking insane. Why aren't you in a padded cell

>Falling for the trucker's bait
Keksimus Maximus

fuck off

Everyone thinks I'm very liberal, but I'm actually racist af because I was raped by two niggers in high school and no one cared/believed me. They played football, and I was the fat girl.

So now I work in a hospital and I give the niggers the worst care possible while smiling. They have no idea. And I'm not just talking normal racism. Like I would kill/send them all back to Africa if I could.

>Be me
>Freshman in hs
>socially awkward
>get first real bf
>bf lacks any self awareness
>lacks most personal hygiene skills
>he friends get invited to a party
>takes me
>As soon as we get there, goes off to smoke weed w his friends
>I had never smoked, so he never brought me along
>sitting outside on the patio
>nice girl comes and talks to me for a while
>We actually get along
>My awkwardness drives her away
>a nigger shows up.
>Gives me a red cup
>starts talking to me
>his friend shows up
>my awkwardness doesnt drive them away somehow
>"hey, user, want to come upstairs and smoke a bowl with us?"
>So desperate for approval I say yes
>Go upstairs master bedroom.
>Into the master bath.
>We smoke.
>Chill for a little bit
>Get stuffy
>Feel nervous af
>Not having a good time
>Get up and stand in front of mirror

Saw my step daughter's pic in a shouldn't share thread. Keep looking thru every posting hoping to see it again

>Start fixing my hair and make up.
>Nigger one comes up behind me and starts rubbing my back
>I try to play it off
>He tells me that I am sexy with a big booty and that bf doesnt know what to do with all my ass
>I start to leave
>He grabs me by the shoulders and starts kissing my neck.
>Tell him to let me go, and he asks me why the fuck I cam up and smoked if I wasnt gonna fuck
>He reaches down
>I feel him move my muffin top while he undoes my jeans
>Im embarrassed he felt my fat
>Nigger 2 come up and holds me down on the counter. I can see the whole thing in the mirror
>Nigger 2 is holding me by my neck
>Nigger 1 gets my jeans down, steps on them in between my legs and tells me to lift my leg up.
>I do it.
>He comments about how I didnt have any panties on
>spits on his dick
>puts it inside me
>Nigger 2 tries to get me to suck him off, but the way im pinned to the counter and my refusal to open my mouth makes him give up
>Ask nigger 1 not to finish in me.
>He does anyway
>Nigger 2 takes his place.
>Tries to put it in my ass but I clinch up and he gives that up too.
>Instead he puts it in me.
>fucks me
>keeps trying to force his thumb in my ass
>cums in me
>pulls out.

no until ejaculation

I have more of the story if you want, instead of assuming like an idiot. I actually attempted to move the damn thing.

What happened faggot did the bird not shit on your dick? Kek UMADFaggot? Kek

Ok dumbass explain

>Kek
Nigger tries to justify his bird shit fetish
>Maximum Kek
I'm keking at your life so hard faggot

we dont need a greentext of when you engaged in beastiality ffs

Who doesn't want to get to know a BJai girll?

Nah, not into kiddos like most here on Yea Forums. You need a throat fucking? Asking for a friend

>I give the niggers the worst care possible while smiling
You'll probably get fired. What do you do?

user, I’m sorry that that happened to you. I’m not a huge fan of blacks because they’re not functional. What do you do to the people in the hospital?

>Be me
>Get first real bf
>Omega Super Kek Activated
Faggot Detected Kill yourself you fucking homosexual Kek

Who indeed.

I'll Bite your dick off bitch Try me

You probably regularly visit sneezefetishforum you fucking abomination

How do you feel about being held down and used against your will? Any interest in revisiting the scenario? Rapeplay?

Sometimes I fuck up a blood draw.
Sometimes I forget to note things in the log.
Just depends.

>sneezefetishforum
tf is that?

Yeah faggot play dumb

>How do you feel about being held down and used against your will? Any interest in revisiting the scenario? Rapeplay?
sometimes. Not very often. I had a bf who used to like to hear about it. To be honest, it doesn't really turn me on, but it turns me on that he gets turned on, if that makes any sense.

>Sometimes I fuck up a blood draw.
>Sometimes I forget to note things in the log.
Yeah you'll eventually get in hot water with whoever supervises you.

Followed the trucker for about 30 miles north to a truck stop. He went inside for about a good 20 minutes and I said FUCK it I wanted to see what it was all about. At the time I didn’t know what SCPs were, I just followed it because I was curious.
So I was fully aware that it’s bad luck to ride with nothing on the back of a truck so as a stupid joke, I unlatched the thing and tried to take it off but it wouldn’t move. It didn’t fucking budge. I tried picking it up, standing on top of the truck and pulling on it, everything I could do. Keep in mind I’m 30 and regularly work out 4-6 days a week, I’m not exactly small. I was at this for about a few minutes until the trucker came back and he started threatening to call the cops so I just ditched, but he seemed really flustered that I was near the toy. A few days later I contacted one of my buddies about it and it turns out he knew what it was, so I did more research and lo and behold the fucking thing was real.
It scares me because if this thing is real and there is a foundation, then what other horrors are we up against? 96? 682? 2317?

Come on user, you know you want man meat down your throat. Where you at? I'll pick you up. Maybe fuck your ass real good?

>Yeah you'll eventually get in hot water with whoever supervises you.
Havent so far. Been here three years in October.

i really try to be emotionally and mentally strong person, and for the most part i really am.

But the family situation with a dementia-grandmother and my mother with her several issues about her sister/ ex husband and so on just keeps tearing me down slowly

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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What do you look like?

Im still fat.

i poop in all my cup and only wipe them down with a thin piece of napkin

Do you have a picture of yourself? It doesn’t have to be nude I just want to see what a raped person looks like.

Cool

>retards piss me off
Explain how it isn't justifiable faggot

Ok dumbfuck I'm gonna need you to do something Find your nearest pigeon and have him shit in your mouth, like a lot of shit. Swallow it whole and tell me it tastes good and try living healthy

sucked off 2 dicks and no one knows about it. both were guys i met on tinder and 5m later i was sucking and getting fucked in the ass. awesome but disgusting. anyone want details? im drunk rn lol

You can come clean my chicken house if u want, lots of bird shit to play with

When the fuck did I say eating shit is one of my fetishes?

Are you a girl?

What the fuck did I just read...?

no im a guy, and my friends think that im a huge pussy slayer lol but i love getting fucked in the ass, shame that my area only have disgusting guys

I’ve been craving the same thing does that make me gay

200 hooker and a honing pigeon say 60 bucks. 360 bucks and you can get a bird shit bj, and record it. Why haven't you done this?

I want to drink sometimes but I know it's bad for me

More details, please

I’ve been curious to suck a dick I’m not gay but I don’t wanna be gay either but it’s weird I’ve been craving cum in my throat even tho I’ve been with women my whole life I’m 26

How do I reply to a reply

I used to watch my mom paying some construction workers with her throat. Happened multiple times.

I enjoy pineapple on pizza's.

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How old were you? Did you like watching?

Would’ve love to see that

You should at least be able to jack off into your mouth. That'll put cum in your throat.

Then just go to a tranny. You probably just have a porn addiction though.

I’ve tried but pussy out it usually lands in my face or neck

Could it be porn addiction

Do u have a wife? Are u gay

Yeah, dude. It's not uncommon at all. You pretty much just temporarily rewired your brain due to years of porn consumption. Like, I bet you watch a lot of pov porn.

After my parents pass (probably 15-20 years from now) I genuinely worry that I'll end up killing myself.

I watch lotta cuck porn lately tbh

Why's that? Do you not have career yet? No friends?

no im only 20, and no im not gay I just like to get ass fucked

That makes no sense.

You're curious about sucking a dick, and you crave cum.

Blast a load in your mouth. I'm betting you'll no longer be curious after that. (It's gross)

There’s too much fun to have why throw a good life

Well, there you go. That's the problem with porn, you get deeper and deeper. It's pretty fucking common although it doesn't happen to anyone. I pretty much guarantee that you'll walk away disgusted and horrified if you suck a dick. Never done it myself but I know when a brain rewires itself.

So you been with women are u bi

>hooker
I think you missed the part in my post where I'm ACTIVELY TRYING NOT TO BE ATTRACTED TO HUMANS

So how do I re wire my brain by testing the waters to see if I’m gay

Honestly, pretty much this. I've never tried to cum in my own mouth but a few ropes have gotten on my neck after edging and even that is too fucking gross.

What do you mean it doesn’t happen to anyone

I'd say just force yourself to watch solo girls masturbating so you don't fall for the false curiosity of sucking dick. But if you're gonna try it, you're gonna try it and hate it more than likely. But just go to a tranny if you really think you want to.

Asking the real questions.

I meant everyone, not anyone. It CAN happen to anyone but doesn't happen to everyone.

I’m just confused I guess

I'm 22. I'm still in college but I'm not 100% sure that I'll go back this fall due to mental health reasons and constantly questioning myself. I'm not making my own money and only have a part time job and it's during the school year. I have a terrible habit of spending a lot of time in front of the computer - I don't know exactly why, and I just feel like shit because of it. I feel like I'm not really possible to save.

She cute. Moar?

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Dude, if you've already tried to cum in your own mouth but pussy out at the last second, you obviously don't really want to do it. It's hot in the moment but when push comes to shove it doesn't turn you on enough to actually do it.

I'm a happily married man, wife fucks me daily. I want to fuck an 18 year old girl on the side. Dont know why but something about the young innocentness of an 18 year old girl on my dick while my wife isnt home turns me on.

actually only 1 time, i was drunk at a party and the girl lead me into a room with her and sucked me off and we fucked raw. i didnt say no but i was so drunk that i couldnt actually consent, if i was a girl and she the dude it would be rape but i enjoyed so yeah, the only down point is that maybe she had some std or something

I've been sucking my own dick since I was like 13, and incorporate it into what I do when messing around with others sometimes.

It’s confusing I know I don’t even know maybe I’m just bored you know

You could have been almost perfectly describing my life. Except I'm starting college this year for the first time and I turn 22 this year. I can't focus on anything so I spend 98% of my day on the computer. Terrified I'm never going to get in a career and just off myself when I don't have my parents there to help me out. My only advice is you have to force yourself to do it. Motivation is bullshit, it's all discipline and willpower.

Man up and jack off into your mouth. That should end your confusion. You either like cum, or you don't.

Personally, I love sucking myself off, and even look forward to the cumshot. But I don't want to suck anyone else.

It was like a rush in my stomach every time I saw them and I still fap to the memories. I was around 14 and just discovered fapping. The best pervy memories I have. They would never have actual sex. Just went one after another and fucked her face and usually came right down her throat which I fucking loved seeing. The sounds they made while cumming in her throat were great.

It's literally just a fetish that you'd never act on, cool in the moment but gross at the end. You're not the only guy like that out there. Although I don't want to be near dick or cum. Jerking off to feminine traps is cool but I'd never fuck one in real life.

How do you suck yourself off and honestly played with my anal a bit with a dildo felt funny

Intriguing do certain birds turn you on more than others?

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it's called pegging for god sakes.

Married 20 years. Found out was was cheating on me. I was upset but we asked for details I noticed I got super hard. She would not give me details, though I pushed.

I forgave her but I started jacking it off to the other haughty of her sucking the guy’s deck and fucking him.

I am now totally into cuckold porn. I am not sure what happened but I think I really want her to cuck me.

I exclusively masturbate to come I porn when I have the chance.

Pic related. Photo she sent him that I pulled off her phone.

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Wouldn’t that be considered gay by society

I got into cuckold when I thought my wife was cheating ended up leaving me and cycling me but now we here

Would love to see more

Tap on the No.#########

Btw you have a stunning wife

Percent thanks

Did you watch her fuck other men?

Not that lucky she threw details here and there

Any bird that can fly without webbed feet really, but the ones that turn me on the most are in the birds of prey family.

So if I cum in my mouth it’s not gay

That's gayer than banging traps. Hell, that's gayer than banging traps while getting banged by Bubba in a leather bar.

Disgusting, but no.

Another she sent to him. She sent him tons of photos. Very rarely would send me any.

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How young is ur wife

I’m a pig I guess

LOTS of stretching, practice, and patience.

I get the most depth laying in bed with my butt up, and knees by my head. A couple of pillows under my back help.

It can be a lot of work. But slurping on my own dick and feeling it blast a load in my mouth is fucking awesome. The instant regret and sore back sucks though.

45

Would love to see more

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That's so hot. I loved masturbating to the sounds of my mom getting fucked by her boyfriends growing up. I have no attraction to her, I just loved the feeling of "wrong" that came with it. Unfortunately, I never had the chance to watch

She sent him this one on my birthday.

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Yes I know what you mean. Id also rather just see her with other people than actually wanting to fuck her myself

I kow the guys that staged epstein's suicide

Another victim

any with the lover

No only photos she sent him, I would steal them off her phone and jack off to them. I don’t know what snapped in me to start liking the thought of my wife ducking me.

I did something for years, until I knew I was too disorganized and paranoid to secure my collection when going to rehab.

I had a half a terabyte, looking back I feel kinda bad. That I don't have it anymore. But know it's a grey area.

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I love my girlfriend very much, but I constantly miss tinder and the consistent validation from random females finding me attractive. I occasionally redownload the app but never actually use it over fear someone who knows either of us will out me to her. Our relationship is pretty good, but I miss fucking random girls and doing what I want when i want

>>cucking me

You're welcome.

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Oh boo hoo.

love Chinese

Life’s short suck a dick

Any conversation I liked when I got her a new phone saw the convos they sure had fun

I am scared of clowns but I watched this video of clowns and can't sleep and I drank alcohol tonight. Is this video racist or is it a cuck feature of doom youtu.be/rtHSK9N5AmY

This is har to say but...back when I was with my last girlfriend, I watched 3 men, two on tape, one in person....

Go to prison for murders I committed

Kinda wanna be submissive to a gay dude just once to see what it’s like but I don’t wanna end up being gay and leaving my beautiful wife

Last week, a friend of mine was staying over. She had a baby a few months ago and is breastfeeding. She pumped one night when she was over and put container of milk in my refrigerator. Right after she put it in there and went to bed, I drank an ounce of her milk. Literally came right after I swallowed the last of it.

Watched what

Are you Bill Clinton? lol

Can neither confirm nor deny that question

She fuck other guys in front of you.

Is anyone familiar with James Bulger?
My secret is only worth something if you do

Is it as good as it feels in porn

dang she's a QT

How'd you pull them of Instagram? I've had women model nude for me off of seeking but they have changed the rules so much that I can't even talk about modeling before I get a temporary ban

I am severely mentally ill and haven't showered in over a year because i hear screaming hallucinations when the water runs.
it feels bad,man.

Goddamnit Bill I told you to get off the internet after Epstein “suicided”

yes i was a lorrie driver there for 2 years.so what?

Let’s go back to my island

How much do you pay per meeting? How many different girls have you been with? Any concern that one of them will go nuts on you and will out you?

Huh? That doesn’t make any sense

All good questions

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I used to photograph and sometimes fuck girls off of seeking. I never paid more than $300 per meet or photosession

Never got to have like NSA sex and I'm really curious what it would be like. Have a gf who I will probably marry happily. But since I never got that period of my life it interests me even tho I bet he sex is less good and not fulfilling

That’s a guy.

Engrish motherfucker! do you speak it?

Same opinions but I’m also worried I might get stage fright and fuck it up I don’t even remember how to flirt

No comprendo

yeah, that’s exactly why you’re a junkie.

>Be 13
>Over at friends house after football practice.
>Friend is also 13. Super white trash. Super ADHD.
>Has sweet ass dirt ramps in the woods.
>Only reason I'm over there.
>Kid pulled his groin at football practice.
>Ignored it. Rode bike with it. Got worse.
>Around 9pm.
Go inside, yell at mom to massage help his groin.
>Mom is probably mid 30's. Nurse at the local hospital.
>Wine Drunk.
>We go into his room, tells me watch this.
>He starts pulling on his dick.
>Don't understand what he's doing.
>Takes off his pants.
>In boxers only
>Gives himself boner.
>Tucks it into boxer waistband.
>Mom comes into room with lotion and icy hot.
>Tells him to lay on his back.
>She starts massaging his groin.
>He starts maniacally laughing.
>Untucks his dick from waist band.
>13 year old dick flops onto his chest.
>He continues to die laughing.
>Tells his mom it's not his fault she was grazing his balls.
>I start nervously laughing.
>We all 3 begin to laugh.
>He thinks he's killing.
>Wants to keep the joke going.
>He grabs his dick and tells his mom she needs to massage this after she's done with his groin.
>She instantly just grabs his dick.
>Starts jerking him off.
>He keeps laughing.
>Cums in like 20 seconds.
>Mom get's up and tells him "Now at least you'll actually fucking sleep tonight."
>Walks out of room.
>We sit silent. He takes some icy hot and rubs it on to his groin himself.
>We put on a movie and never talk about it again.

I agree. Not to mention the fact that I'm fairly sure none of the girls that I kind of daydream about just fucking randomly would ever even look at me or bother talking to me lol. I'm probably not attractive enough to have a one off with some 10/10 but like....the challenge is also exciting

This is called “life.”

Delicious.
Wouldnt jerk off to it but I've always wanted to try it. My butch mom, who I love very much, mostly used formula.

Pisses me off to this day.
Always been scrawny and even underweight. Getting clean this time I'm nearly 180 for the first time in my life. Fucking fatish now. Sucks.

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You did truck driving in UK or Liverpool?
If it’s gonna be this much effort I might as well not bother

That's cool. Forensics are a joke.

Dude, just wanting to fuck a gay dude makes you gay.

Yeah I’ve been told I got a dad bod but also been called honey by older ladies and cute by jailbait

Lmao what

Being curious?

“Dick flops onto his chest”

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A shitton of women like the dad bod for some reason. Probably evolutionary psychology or some shit. If you're a little hefty they probably unconsciously think you're capable of providing for them pretty good. Makes sense.

Gay is gay, dude.

I wish my penis was shorter.

I do think of myself of a good man workout once in a while got a good job but everyone has insecurities

Well well I’ll try to block my gay urges

Lmao what the fuck

At the same time I don’t know how men have double wives and lives

Emus is where it's at, watch the claws though

Lol okay, homo. At least just fuck a passable tranny or something to keep some semblance of your dignity.

Idk, man. Women are easy to figure out. But why they do shit and think the way they do? Who fucking knows, man.

Dad bod is considered a blessing in Japan as it means you’re rich.
Google “Yebisu“

So I’m a homo for being human and curious

Dude.
I got out of a heroin addiction which came after the end of a relationship of 8 years. I read about evolutionary psychology for 3 years. Watch better than pickup bullshit.

See a chick with blue hair...
I say blue hair is the best hair.
Do that for all the weird colours. I always get positive reactions.
Got s green haired Asian girls number 7 mins after getting a Latin chicks number.

Groom your best.
Be well read.
Be confident and laid back.
Like this is no big deal.
Talk to her like any other person.

Pic related.

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The company was in Bootle but i drove all over that area.

yeah. i have no clue why i wrote that. it just stayed on his gut and kind of half heartedly stood up.

You're a homo for wanting to be submissive to a gay dude and get fucked by him.

Not to toot my horn but I feel like I could pull some women but too timid to try my wife tell me girls tell her I’m cute

The Japanese are pretty based, user.

Well I am appalled by your response

>he's never been jerked off by his mom

My fantasy is to have a Asian submissive wife

Based?

Any videos of a guy fucking an Emu?
I still can't find any porn that at least slightly matches my preference.

Okay, faggot. Bye.

Even tho god was a silly man and put the g spot in the Anus for men

They're cool, I guess.

I'm always going ho like, I'm gonna eat my cum, but then I nut and, gross...

Yes that shit is fucked

They have the need to feel powerful to

Good one, gay. I bet you have a breastfeeding fetish. Your nickname is Oedipus.

Bye suck a dick

That's probably very true.

Who doesn't, faggot, better decide if losing your family is worth it first

Yes I think they’re perfect

There you go. You don't actually want to taste cum.

That's all you, man. Not interested.

So you’ve tried it?

As long as you're not a weeb.

Don’t knock it till you try it

Impressive, not all that useful for others thougb

I killed my mom and fucked my father.lool.

I try no to

I said not interested. That's gay, which I am not.

Cool

While edging I do taste pre cum for shits and giggles why is it gay if guys do it but ok with females

Okay, based.

Die

You are 12% gay

So why shame others it’s cool your secure and alpha as you think I’m just being real and sharing a secret really don’t care your opinion but don’t shame others

Don't worry, everyone hayes you anyway

But still chad?

I'm not shaming you for being a faggot. I'm simply letting you know that it's gay.

Best that it's gone

Well go have fun with your life

I'm searching for my perfect Asian girl as I speak. Got carried away talked about kissing green hair too early. Msg her tomorrow for the first time in a long time.

Worst case I walked up to a gorgeous petite Asian and she dragged me down the road and we were cuddling and clicking right away.

She just left bad relationship and needed to go slow. .so I ducked up. But I made it happen in the first place.

Calm. Casual. Myself.
Never ever ask permission or approach like you are lucky to talk to a girl. Be the best of a Man.

Self assured without being an asshole. Kn9wing you have worth comes first.

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It's like 8% gay, I'd say, to taste your own precum. I honestly can't believe that it really tastes like anything but I'm not interested in trying to make sure.

Planning on it, you have fun doing whatever.

Yes.

Gay

I try to approach like “sorry to bother you but I must say your truly stunning “ they blush and geek but don’t follow it for the digits

Wow. Sorry.

Salty yet tingling in the tummy

Sounds too gross for me.

No, the feeling disappears rather quickly

To each own

Close enough

Yeah.
But just a little left in her mouth is nice. Like cum in her mouth. Deep kiss her after words.
Cum. Tongue. Dick. Tongue. Dick. I'm getting hard.

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Same same I lay in my back dick pointing towards mouth but back off lmao trying to not make it gay

I want to cum in my wife and eat her out after but worried she might find it nastay

I feel you user

Pretty much. Jason Genova does it all the time

I wish mine were shorter, but girthier.

I have trained myself to eat my own cum. I started with cum roulette threads. It does not taste bad and is actually easier to clean up when you just eat it.

That thread is brainwashed

what is "based"?

Just wondering what the slash is

I smoked weed and heroin after being up two days.
The interplay of the fan and the shower water sounded like radio stations from the future.

I heard music LIKE the music friends and I have made, heard myself doing stand-in, heard friends.. New material. Good material. I cowered in the corner terrified but amazed.

Obviously know it's just my powerful subconscious being creative.

The other day I dreamt a doc. I've dreamt movies and speeches. I'm a 95 percent essay student so it makes sense. But I am never as good as that OTHER ME

Also.. Sponge bath.
Surely you wipe your face etc, right?

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The guy in that pic

Jesus. Even I was never that poor. Where should I send this new Fleshlight for you poorfag?

That's still really gross to me

Deleted or banned thread.
Probably mods being Nazi, err
Big C Communists.
Or delicious CP, cheese pizza.

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That’s Thompson’s mum

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It means that post was deleted

So I said a no no word?

Go for it.
Just like a woman "tasting herself" on a dick, which is hot.

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sure i wash up!
but mental illness is never one thing.doors open and close a few inches,the fucking screaming is not just the water,dude.
it's all day every day and i can't stand it any more.

I should! Made the wife donass to mouth once i cummed diamonds

So my childhood crush is now sad and single and I wanna move in. The only problem is, she's a lesbian.

Cut your dick. Easy.

You hung out with him after that? Did you ever get vibes that wasn't just a one off?

Shoot up the school.
Easy.

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I'm an actual fucking wizard because I'm fat and this has always effected my self esteem, which in turn has prevented me from fucking around with women. Women don't like fat guys. This ain't no secret, though; it'd be pretty obvious that I'm a fat fuck if you saw me, and it ain't no secret that most fat people see their fatness as a defect, which quickly becomes a strong source of self loathing.

I just want some pussy. I'm the proverbial "thirsty" but at the same time I wouldn't fuck a fat bitch so I'm shit out of luck. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

Lower your standards you fat fuck

Nah fuck that, if I can't fuck 10s, or at least a solid 7, then I'd rather be a wizard.

Keto?
Best friend is fat fag and he said the same.... But now he's on his way to losing over 80lbs..and will have the last laugh. Been without a woman for over 10 years. Longest term girl was tiny, but hs is hs.

That or be brutally honest and find the few who want a bigger guy.

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I can triforce

Based

I lost my mother a while back, if anything ever happens to dad, I’m done

I have to live with my hoarder parents and I fucking hate my life.

But your stock of Kraft Dinner is unparalleled. So think of that.

No need to be negative.

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I was caught fapping to dirty underwear by a friends mom. She never had a serious talk with me about that which makes me even hornier. I also once pretended im still asleep in the morning having morning wood while staying in their place. I carefully showed my hard cock off while she was around and I know she looked pretty intensly. I love teasing her like that.

Fuck dude hoarder parents are the fucking worst. My mom is also one of them. She always collects shit she does not fucking need. I throw most of this stuff away but the house still is full of crap. I mean like plastic containers from salads or glass jars from pasta sauce and shit. She also brings home like chairs or furniture other people throw away because its free. I could go apeshit every time

Whitey?

>I forgave her but I started jacking it off to the other haughty of her sucking the guy’s deck and fucking him.

I did a similar with a gf (granted after 6 months of dating her). She got back with her ex, said it was just a one time thing... loved sex with him but not a relationship. I ended up just playing dumb that she was continuing having sex with him, but loved every time I saw evidence of it.

Are you old enough to get away from that nasty place? I feel sorry for you if not. Can't imagine living in filth.

Kek fair point.

FUCK DUDE, RIGHT? I could yell at them, I could throw out their stupid shit, I could even dare to clean the fucking overflowing fridge but I know it'll return that way in about a day and I'll just be yelled at in turn

My question is; how can you live with yourself? Don't you have any self respect? Elaborate cause I don't get it.

Secret: I tell my GF for a living but I actually make my living from drawing and writing porn for money.

Eh, tell her I program for a living.

Yes im old enough but the thing is that my mom doesnt have anyone and is getting old and sick so it hurts me and I want to stay with her as long as possible. kind of a fucked up situation

They are not going to change. Just get away.