Post your unknown medical issues in detail with pictures preferably if you can and I will diagnose them

Woke up with this on my leg yesterday. No idea where it came from but it hurts

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I had bacterial conjunctivitis last year and it lasted like a month, really really bad. Now, the eye which has since healed, has a kind of a short red thread(blood vessels?) Or pathogen? I dont know exactly. The other eye doesn't have it. Dryness caused by it.

I advise you to shower once per day and cut your greasy hair as well as start using head and shoulders

Keep the area dry and uncovered until healed. more than likely nothing. However if problem persists seek an anti fungal prescription

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You might confuse dandruff with dry scalp OP. Dandruff is big flakes which will be clear in your hair. Dry scalp will be really small white fragments which'll fall out like snow when you shake your head.

Anyways, don't use too much shampoo as it dries out the scalp. Also, use a nice anti-dandruff shampoo. Can't go wrong with heads n shoulders if on a budget but it's your choice. Also dont wrap hair with a towel and avoid combing wet hair. Apply oil of your choice, be a bit generous and you'll see results.

Thank you fren

Occasionally I get spontanously a dull and muffled feeling in one of my ears and a beeping tinnitus in that ear normally subsides rather quickly.
Is that any weird and potentially problematic? Should I see a doctor about that?

Excuse me sir but I am the doctor here. I wont have you advising my patients.

Try regular non medicated eye drops 2x a day for 2 weeks as well as put a heated wash cloth over your closed eye for 15 mins to help with dryness

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Do you have congestion in throat/nose?

Thank you fren. I was trying to help out a fellow man of medicine but I get it.

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Sometimes i get grand earth-shattering ideas but the moment i try to write them done i forget them. This usually happens when i'm high on at least 2 marijuanas. How can i record my genius?

My metabolism has gone up and now it hurts when i wipe, what do I do?

Have you recently taken any semen in your ear canal?

I advise you to go see a hearing specialist as this is not my area of expertise.

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I have two weird things that i cant immediately get medical assistance for, the first is this white lump on my gums. It is harder than my gums, and i think has been growing very slowly for the past four years or so.

Also im sorry for low quality

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I advise you to obtain an adderall script or some street methamphetamine and combine them you will have better luck with focus and creativity.

I need more details. Why is this a bad thing and how long has this been going on?

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Also im aware my teeth have gunk i just ate dinner so fuck

Are you a smoker? A fag and or engage in risky sexual practices?

What is your oral hygiene like?

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I also have lump under my right eye. It is under the skin and not touching my eye ball behind my eyelid.
It is firm and painless. I dont really ever feel it but it is very noticeable.
The picture doesnt do it justice but it is pretty big.
Its not a stye because no pus, pain or red ness

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My wiener look like this and burns, sometimes it has crack sorta things with puss
Advice?

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Used to smoke cigs for 4 years but i stopped and now i smoke weed.
I do have unprotected sex with multiple women

Could be a stye. sometimes they harden up. I advise you to go to an eye doctor the same ones who give people glasses prescriptions as this is not my area of expertise

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Also it’s really painful

i have the bumb/dots on the underside of penis at the bottom of the shaft and idk what that means

Put a little hydrocortisone on that after you rinse with peroxide on the daily you’ll be fine

What is it

I advise you to see a specialist because this could be a variety of things (std even oral cancer) or if that doesnt work for you try to remove it or make it bleed.

Seriously user self care 4 year Y I k e s
You must be one cheap bastard

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This man is an imposter.

I advise you to go get an std test done looks like either a fungal infection or std. Dont put hydrogen peroxide on your dick jesus

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I get these blister type things on my penis by it’s only occasionally sometimes I don’t get them for months and they clear up on their own

Should I be concerned? Sorry I don’t have any reference pics

For sure man.
Maybe you were looking for some cocks and butthole diseases lol. Surprisingly on my whole body my dick and balls seem to be doing the best LOL

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See

What std would it be? It’s not fungal because I took diflucan and used lotrimin but nothing happened
I’ve been tested for chlamydia , gonorrhea and syphilis so I don’t think this is std either

It's bad to me because it almost never hurts, it's been going on for a week

this is the most tasteful way I can describe my condition

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Also put a hot wash cloth over might help with irritation for now. Just a bandaid solution

Wtf, peroxide on the fucking dick?
You keep it clean down there with a mild soap until you get checked out by a real doctor

> rinse dick with hydrogen peroxide
> on the daily

Kek

It doesnt feel irritated at all though.
I just put a warm wet towel on it sometimes in hopes it will go away

all of my small moles are itchy

they are getting irritated and raised

i accidentally scratched one off in the shower

now i have a huge black scab over one of my moles

is it normal to have all of my moles itchy?

should i be worried?

Sooo, u got fucked by a old guy with huge dick?

I did get checked out by a doctor but I didn’t have any of the pussy breaks in my skin at the time so he prescribed the medicine I mentioned and told me to buy the cream
Nothing happened tho and I haven’t been able to get off work to go back yet

dysprexia

Could be herpes or jock ich.

Change underwear CLEAN UNDERWEAR often keep area dry . Try not to fap for a few days. Herpes flare ups go away after a month or less. If still a problem I'd say fungal

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Well this Has been recurring on and off for awhile
Any chance this is jock itch that is clearing itself up but recurring

Maybe youre thinking its a canker sore..
Theres no redness around it or pussyness or pain at all that indicates its STD related.
And yes, as someone who was born into poverty, kicked out at 16 and been on my own for 7 years in and out of friends houses and cars.
I am indeed, a cheap fucking bastard.

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I am the guy with the huge dick. I was diagnosed with phallumegaly at a young age

> thread about unknown conditions
> diagnosed at a young age

Gtfo

Practice good hygiene duh. I'd advise you to wear loose clothes whenever feasible and try giving your dick some air. I'd advise you a steroidal cream but I think you should visit another doctor/ check out with that doctor again

Sounds like herpes which sadly this doctor has experience with.

Unless you are a filthy pig who never wears clean underwear and doesnt shower.

Keep area dry especially after you shower. Avoid stress. Masturbation flares up herpes. Get a scrip for herpes meds from doctor or std clinic

HSV 2

Sorry to diagnose you with this

Get the fuck out of my thread or show some credentials you cuck.

I've been practicing self surgery for 6 years and prescribing for the past 11 years. I know what I'm talking about.

I also specialize in stds

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Are the meds expensive?

Oh yea they area an arm and a leg without insurance like 170cad I think. I just buy a bottle and take 2 pills out of 30 everytime i have an out break just so it goes down a bit then I let it go away on it's own. Instead of finishing the bottle like your suppose to. Rest assured user you are In good hands with dr pepe.

Lower stress. Dont smoke. Keep dry. Sex causes out breaks fyi. Shower and dont let area get damp or stay damp for long after a workout

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I have a ripping pain in my left calf, I don't want to skip the gym so I'm ignoring it.

>show credentials
Sure, how about I just swallow some cyanide instead

Dont train legs and rest?
What is the problem here common sense?

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I’m worried

I can’t have sex with condoms, I feel nothing and can’t stay hard

Can I still bang raw as long as I don’t have an outbreak? Any obligation to inform a partner?

Enjoy condoms forever

1) I don't want chicken legs
2) Cardio uses legs.
3) Deadlifts, Power cleans etc all use legs

When you come to this thread for some potential understanding on whats going on with your body but realize it's just a creepy guy only knows about stds, surgery and wants to look at your diseased cock and butthole for fun.

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You could be Sued.

I also probably shouldn't say this because I could lose my license but what they dont know cant hurt them. Deny deny deny. Musta been their ex kek

I have this weird seam down my sack, how can I correct this and make it more aesthetically pleasing?

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>right leg knee hurts when I stretch or retreat the leg
>brown and purple speckles appeared in my heels
>feet and hands get cold when I run
>my saliva became acid since last month

Please be kind and tell me I'm gonna die soon.

Technically if I don’t go to the dr and get diagnosed then I am immune to punishment correct

Be honest about your condition user. Don't ignore it, erectile dysfunction is a very real problem. Have you tried bacitracin? It's an antibiotic treatment for skank dicks. If you're sure that its not herpes or any STD then bacitracin may be the answer

Why you are so butthurt nobody wants your shitty advise you have to try to detrail a thread where someone if offering free support. Must suck to be you.

This doctor has no wish to see your butt hole.

I am also an expert in wart removal. If anyone has a next level subborn wart I will tell you how to cure it at home for good.

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I think I have a wart inside my urethra, is this possible or am I crazy?
Any home way to remove it?

Hahahahahah your balls will forever have a shit stain

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I think I need depression meds now too

Uh I'm not a lawyer but I'm 100% positive. You just cant never tell them you knew or they can sue. You pretend you have no clue what is going on.

Ignore this guy

Tiger balm is know to help with discoloration

Fuck you
The bitches lick the seam I just want it pale

if you think you need meds, then you definitely don't

I have a weird little white dot on my sack, its like a small white head that would normally be a folical. It's hard and doesn't pop. Has been there for years.. any idea?

Bullshit post a pic

This doc left his longer charger in his car and only has the short one inside so I'll answer questions till battery dies then it'll be a quack answering your questions till thread dies or I get back

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Imiquimod 5%, diclofemac 3%. In order of preference

ignorance doesn't exempt you from punishment. might get downgraded to bodily harm or whatever. but you'd still get punished. at the very least get sued in civil court for damages

Pic related

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AH another area of expertise. Let's see a photo.

I used to get those very bad ones. This is a self surgery you need - dental floss, rubbing alcohol and nail clippers as well as a bandaid and pain tolerance if you wish to get rid of it. If you would like the details of the procedure I will continue let me know.

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Ignore me for sure but what is a tiger balm? Never heard of it. Just shows up some crazy indian home treatment for me

Please tell us how to do the self surgery

>19
>Still prepubescent
>NEET so it doesn't really matter
>Didn't talk about it with parents cuz ???

>this doctor know what reverse image search is

NEXT

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Top kek

Kys

Is that photoshop

Im a fit fag and a while back i decided to wax my abs for the summer
Now there is a small lump under my belly button, and it feels like its under the skin
Note: it is possible it was not caused by waxing but is inside the waxed area
No pic because its too small to see

Ok guys, its farewell for me. Don't want to deal with bullshit I aint paid for. All these wannabes here are male nurses seeking validation btw

? Too complicated for u dr

Wtf is this seam

Go to local grocery store in the pharmacy ask for tiger balm it's for soothing muscles but if you use it how I instructed it will make the discoloration go away

Squeeze it and try to wrap dental floss around it really tight so the hard puss filled ball is protruded (trickiest part) and tie it. Then soak nail clippers in rubbing alcohol and snip the ball out. You'll just get skin at first (most of the time). The ball will stay stuck inside but once you snip the skin in front of it. It will be visible and you can snip the ball with the nail clippers or it'll all be gone in one chunk. It's a rubbery ball.

After put a bandaid on. Takes long to heal only do if necessary.

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My armpit is red and sore and keeps shedding skin

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Is that your ass kek.

I advise you to stop taking nigger cock or if serious get some powder on it to keep it dry. Looks like a fungal infection. Try taking a shower you disgusting fuck.

Keep area dry

Kek

Oh ignore this I thought you meant shaft. I imagine balsac is too sensitive for the procedure
Ingrown hair

Ok my phones at 3%I'll let another doctor take over till I'm back or thread 404s

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Not exactly possible to take picture of it but the inside of my ear is extremely itchy
I cleaned it out with water and soap a couple times, didn't help

>no replies
guess I'm fucked then

heat rash?

red dots occuring in a couple 2 inch spots around my pelvis (both inner thigh and around near pockets, not on genitals)

at first i assumed it was some issue with my pants fabric rubbing on me, but changing pants and underwear didn't work. at that point i started rubbing antibac soap into it for a few days, still nothing. it doesnt even feel like its there unless i'm working my shifts outside, then it gets sensitive. other than just feeling like a bunch of small scab points.

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Go to a doctor wtf

I advise you to poor hydrogen peroxide on it

Take hormone blockers and transition. That way you'll have your own permanent thread on r/b

Kek at you tellin people this all night to make them heal slower and cause pain. Ur my hero user.

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