You wake up as an indian man

>you wake up as an indian man
what's the first thing you gonna do?

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Find the designated shitting street.

Shit in the streets!?

Skip the first to S's and shit in the street

Find a semi attractive woman on Facebook and propose sexy time to her

Check that I'm not shashi kapoor

Then shit in the streets

This is legit advice, as being an Indian man for the past 20 years, I have done both of these things on a daily basis. You'll find my shift all over the streets of Detroit

shit in the street

>take drugs
>go to whitehouse

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>Make tech support jokes on the internet.
>Invade Pakistan ?

Didn't you mean whitecastle ?

poo in loo

No, you're thinking about Koreans

immediately try to scam a few grandmas via email and phone number.
then try to scam her zoomer grandkids via crypto.

Shit in a street with downed power lines, subsequently electrocuted to death because no shoes.

(not) poo in loo

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poo in (not) loo
snort curry

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>be me
>white boi from US and A
>go to india
>for one week
>eat all the foods
>come back to NYC
>have cabdriver curry body odor
swear to god it took nearly 2 months to go away

Look for a convenience store to buy.

I do this youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

"Hello, my name is Hadji. How may I give you most excellent service?"

Make my chicken madra recipe and see if i can figure out what it's always been missing...

seek bitch lasagne

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Go outside and release a spicy stream of curry on the sidewalk

begin my quest for autism and bobs and vegene.

Register Quora account and post every successful life archivement as answer to unrelated questions use google image search business pictures to strenghten my credibility... upvoter other indian posters for no reason, downvote non-indian posters for no reason, stalk every western girl in social networks that seem to be slightly interested in indian culture

Heh.

arranged marriage?
Cya later virgins

See what gass station I owen

Seek bobs and vagene

Go find my designated shitting street to take a dump.

Insist that we'll be superpower by 2020 even though we're just 4 months away.

unzip vagana

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Find a woman to grope and then beat my meat in public ransports

Shitting in the street has come to America. San Francisco has started the fad and it's spreading to other major West Coast cities. Those crazy Californians...

Go for a ride on my motorcycle with my Bollywood star girlfriend

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This joke is no longer funny. Rising superpower India has successfully launched Chandrayaan 2 lunar mission. Next step will be sending Indian poo to the moon, then Indians will be the first to poo on Mars.

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Kill myself.

Fly on my magic carpet.