Dad tells me the reason I don't have a gf is because of my ego. I feel like I don't have one. Help me out here...

Dad tells me the reason I don't have a gf is because of my ego. I feel like I don't have one. Help me out here, do i need therapy or something?

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Well you posted a picture of $500 like you think that's a lot of money.

I would say no.

why do black people put money to their ear? is someone calling them?

Not me lol just an attention grabbing image. I have more money than that.

This. If anyone on this board that had an actual job (that still lives with their parents and saves, even) pull out their stack from their bank account, they would humble you real the fuck quick.

Oh. Well. Best thing you can do is get the fuck far away from your dad and actually live on your OWN to find out. I know, I know, sounds hard, actually paying for your own food and place to live. You will learn from it though.

What, are you going to bring a girl to your mom and dad's and fuck here there? What are you? Middle school age?

Just an attention grabbing image lmao I have way more money than that. I mean I could post a girl pic up but thats been overplayed here way tooooo much. Anyways, the fuck how would I have an ego.

If you multiply that amount of money by about a million, you can just buy any woman you want.

Just imagine you are a prosecuted niBBa, it worked for me.
>Talk about her life not yours.
>Don't show off what you have.
>Don't piss off anyone.
>Be nice but not engage on conversations with others.
>Just think “What would I do if the police was after me in this situation?”

I do pay for my own food, dont pay rent. I'm just saving up so I can do some shit.

>niBBA
Really? Fucking REALLY? I understand not saying NIGGER, but not even saying NIGGA? Are you FUCKING for real dude. This is fucking Yea Forums you can say ANY goddamn fucking thing you want and you say fucking niBBAa? Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. This generation is absolutely fucking WHIPPED and brainwashed. God FUCKING damn you all.

Tasty pasta

Kill you're goddamned self.

I hope your dad gets cancer

I just don't understand how I have a big ego.

Yeah, impressive. Exactly what I would expect from this modern age group roaming here these days. The modern internet sure has worked wonders on you fucking morons. I seriously hope your parents have some type of control over your internet access being as fucking STUPID as you are.

Is there anyone here with an actual fucking brain in their head anymore?

Shove it up your ass nigger, no one gives a fuck. Figure it the FUCK out like I did when I was your age you retarded mother fucking pussy.

Professional here.

1. You are probably like 15.
2. You do probably have an "ego", but see what his definition of ego is. It could mean many things. Like cocky, too kind (trained submissiveness), etc.

If you are cocky, it is probably to mentally cope with you being a piece of shit, so stop being such a piece of shit, and you will be good.

More than likely you are a piece of shit, and therefore act cocky to trick yourself into not thinking that you are a piece of shit, hence the idea of you having an "ego" (cocky? It really depends on the definition).


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Shut the fuck you wanna be hardass nigger. I need some answers here not role play gay shit.

I'm not cocky you retard. If I was cocky id be fucking every girl in a 10 mile radius. No, My Dad just hates it when he points out a girl he'd think would be good for me cause she's pretty and I say ah no thanks, she's not that hot.

God actually damn. Like "God" actually come down from heaven and literally DAMN you to fucking hell. You are so FUCKING stupid.
Holy FUCKING FUCK you are so FUCKING STUPID.

Fuck you faggot. I have a particular taste of women you fucking cheeseboard nigger

Yeah, I agree (seizsure post guy). OP is a fucking retard (is limited).

He more than likely watches a lot of porn or something so thinks that the average pretty girl is not all the pretty. Because why have a pretty girlfriend when you look at pretty girls on the internet? That will be all he will be doing if he doesn't grow up.

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Please do us all a favor and kill yourself

Bitch I have good taste in women. The fuck would I willingly date an uggo. You must be a beta if you'd stoop that low lmao

It's your dad's way of saying STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU LITTLE SHIT

As you can see this is a bad place to ask for help. But since I actually give a shit, how about some examples of what he describes as you having an ego. A little context?

Wow, then go get a pretty girlfriend?

Are fucking retarded? Oh wait, we are already answered that (you are).

I'm surprise your dad hasn't killed you yet because you are so fucking stupid.

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How about he give examples of the girls he is turning away?

Yeah, LET'S HAVE THAT. GIVE EXAMPLES OF THE GIRLS YOU ARE TURNING AWAY.

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You act as if you are above others for their physical looks.
That's part of your ego.
You don't need to fuck them to prove me wrong, but not showing any interest in a female that another male, let alone your blood, finds attractive enough to mention, is beyond retarded.
Go watch shallow hal or something.

dunno

You are probably conceited or an outright narcissist. It is common among the individual snowflake victims.

The fact you feel the need to mention you have more money shows you have an ego

I never saw that before. I rarely handle physical money anymore. Do they put their foodstamp cards to their ears too?

Points out girls and I say meh.
I don't really get out of the house much unless I gym.

Or little girls like Epstein and company.

Ohhhhhhhh.... you are a loser.

Probably no friends unless they are online. LMAO

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Because I do? Nigger, I'm not daddy warbucks but I have more than $500 dollars. I'm not conceited but I do like to dress nice and professional. I would never date a woman whos in the bottom of the barrel.
I have a certain set of criteria for women since you know I actually care about what kind of children I want to bring in the world. If I'm going to shag women then yeah of course, no need to have standards but I'm not like that.

I have friends lmao just not gonna go after women I don't intend on marrying.

You don't have real friends? That is a shame.

(stop lying to yourself)

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Lol I have friends you faggot. What part of I have values dont you understand from that? Stop projecting your lack of friends. I'm attractive and I can get any girl I want. I just don't want to because its too much work and relationships are fucking retarded.

Yeah, I get it you don't have friends, Mr. I Don't Leave the House but for one thing.

(you are lying to youself. stop lying to yourself)

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If you're aren't larping you're beyond saving.
There is absolutely no way to know how good a mother she is going to be by looking at her physical attractiveness for 2 seconds.
Try having a few relationships before bringing that garbage to a real woman who you think is worth it.

There's that ego.

This guy is right, you need to determine physical attractiveness and personality.

Why is Yea Forums so racist? I'm currently in a relationship with a wonderful black man and it really pisses me off when I see you guys using the "N" word all the time. Are y'all just jealous that brothas know how to please women in ways you weak little white boys never will? You need to stop hatin cause you know you'd never say any of this to black folks in real life.

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Because I guarantee she'll run for the hills.
Post some of these cuties you'd turn down. You seem like the kind of kid who goes into a 10/10 thread just to nitpick everyone.

We all have an id, an ego, and a super-ego. According to Freud.

Lmao I have friends and you're projecting.
Literally if she's not ugly as shit because I'm not ugly as shit.
Where? What ego dude. What fucking ego? I don't see it.
You stupid nigger lover, this is about me and why people think I have an ego. I would never date a darkie, you coal burning faggot. Now go away and hope jamal beats you for browsing b instead of bringing him his colt 45.
Ok let me just whip out my time machine and creepshot. Use Google if you want to see girls you third world niggerfaggot. The women I like are far beyond your league so shut it nigger.

Professional here, what is your definition of racist?

The reality of the situation is that blacks are genetically inferior due to being less evolved as well as having lower IQ on average (mean IQ of 82).

IQ is mostly genetic, so it all inter-plays.

In the context of America, blacks are also less attractive than average.

In general, they are lacking in resources due to being genetically inferior and thus not as able to get a well-paying job, in comparison.

This leads them to partake in more degenerate activities such as robbery, domestic abuse, etc.

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I bet the only relationship you ever had was with your hand. Have you ever dated a woman? Total bullshit in every angle. Women are retarded, I have standards unlike most of the fags in this thread and its amazing the type of girls you'd shag because of your desperation.

Yeah, OP is a fucking loser.

Lol look in the mirror you faggot.

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I keep telling OP is a loser with no friends, but he won't listen.

I recently came upon Yea Forums when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and racism funny?
GROW UP! Grow up Yea Forums. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "Professional here" and "faggot/nigger".Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!

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>Professional here,

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I keep telling you you're projecting but now I think you're a retarded fag

OP is a fucking no-friend LOSER. I hope this is fucking traumatic for you, and you fucking remember this, you fucking retard, you are a fucking retard you stupid fuck.

TALK TO A FUCKING THERAPIST, LIFE COACH, OR SOMETHING. GOD YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER OP. I SWEAR TO GOD.

Canadian Bear.

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Op here. Also a professional, you're a nigger faggot jew and I dont really care about what people think about me because I'm perfect. None of you will ever grasp the feeling of sinking in to grade A white pussy while having your dick destroyed. Lmao trap board full of faggots my name is john btw and my Bitch doesn't have a weiner cause I'm not a faggot.

LMAO, kill your friend.

No real friend would recommend Yea Forums or Yea Forums to anyone. He wanted you to be fucking miserable. You got PSYOPed by the Masons.

FAGGOT.

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You're gay so opinion discarded.

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Well he did so gg i guess.


[side note: do you people really solve all these fucking captchas just to post this dumb shit?] lmao

LMAO. I fucking knew it, your friend is a piece of shit. LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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LMAO.

Hahahahahahahaha, you got Mason/Jew PSYOPed into being miserable. LMFAO.

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I can't Google search for what you'd find attractive or not.
Your 10 is different than my 10.
It's ok.
But isn't our dad's suggestion always really a 4?
Then the only thing you can do is bring home a 10 so he knows what league you're actually "in".
He'd LOVE to be pointing out hotties, he's settling FOR you.

Your dad not our. if that needed to be stated

take a deep breath and calm down. not everyone here is a teenager. not everyone here is unemployed. (i'm working right now!) not everyone here uses hate speech and makes insulting posts. not everyone here is fat - my bmi is 19.8. you are welcome to "expose" Yea Forums all you want, this site is famous already. it has been covered by almost every news media outlet. you are welcome to report Yea Forums to whatever "authorities" you'd like, nothing will happen. why? because nothing illegal is happening here. this is an anonymous image board with very few rules, and is a forum where you can post whatever you want, about whatever or whomever you want. if you don't like what is being said here, leave. no one is forcing you to read what is posted here, and no one cares whether or not you like what is being posted here. this is fun for us; if this isn't fun for you, i'm sorry, i'm having trouble giving a fuck about what you think.

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